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Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #82001-82100



    25th May 2007 - 02:57:13 PM    
82100 : Nigger
Hey Screech,

Next porn video, suck off gary coleman. You belong in the oven you sick jew.


    25th May 2007 - 02:02:24 PM    
82099 : Kurt Steinberg
Turd Ferguson (82098) and Vaq (82088), you both have blinders on to the world! "Dustin Diamond" is merely the stage name for Max Goldberg. Someone in the Screen Actor's Guild had already claimed the name "Max Goldberg," and so Max chose to act under the name "Dustin Diamond." Come on, that name "Dustin Diamond" sure sounds made up when you think about it, doesn't it?

    25th May 2007 - 01:50:09 PM    
82098 : turd ferguson
Re: Message 82088

I personally think that DD runs and operates this website. However, I don't really give a fuck whether he does or doesn't. He is such a douche bag that I know he probably checks out the postings everyday. And knowing his shit personality - I bet that they drive him into a fit of rage. I wonder if he copes with it by beating the shit out of Jennifer for a few hours and then heads out to the gay bars to find some serious butt-love in the dumpsters out back. My guess is that he is a catcher - definitely not a pitcher.

Am I right DD?

    25th May 2007 - 11:31:47 AM    
82097 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when you are pulling a train with Belding and Tuttle, who does you from the back and who in in the front? Also, after blowing his load, does Belding trun around, bend over, and say "Choo choo" while blasting a wet fart right in your face? Please get back to me soon, buddy!

    25th May 2007 - 11:09:48 AM    
Dustin, I would like to express my dissatisfaction with your current lifestyle. I can not belive that you run this site and contract with unknown men for anal interludes. Dustin you should take down this filth! I could only imagine what your mom thinks. What a disappointment you must be to your hetrosexual father

    25th May 2007 - 10:58:24 AM    
82095 :
SCREECH. WHERE THE FUCK IS JOSE MORINHO'S DOG?

I heard you kidnapped the arrogant tosspot's dog and have it's erect penis firmly lodged inside your anus.

Is this true? WOOF! WOOF!

    25th May 2007 - 10:07:00 AM    
Dear Beloved Dustin,

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,I am Evangelist Mrs Nancy Frank, I am 61 years old and a virgin like you, FAG; I am now a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the nipples. My late husband was killed during the Gulf war while sucking off Marines, and during the period of our marriage we had a son who was also killed in a cold blood during the Gulf war. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death,I inherited all his business and wealth.I selected you after visiting the website for this purpose and prayed over it,I am willing to donate the sum of $18.5000,000.00 Million US Dollars to the motherlessbabyhomes,needy,poor,charity homes and widows too. I want to send you some money, Dustin, since I know you have NO CAREER, and youve turned into one of the most shitty of all tv turds! My personal enema-doctor told me that I may not live for more than 45 years more,I want you to be praying for me as regards my entirelife and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately thatwealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one's life is vanity upon vanity AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY IN WEST AFRICA GHANA .
REPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR I'LL FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR MINI-COCK OFF YOU!

Evangelist Mrs Nancy Frank, "JESUS, THE BIGGEST FRUITCAKE OF ALL"

    25th May 2007 - 09:16:07 AM    
82093 : AC SLATER
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!

Hey Buddy!!1! Could really use a nice meaty Taco Bel "movement" onto your face and Jew-fro right now! Call me, you worthless piece of human garbage! I NEED to go!

    25th May 2007 - 09:10:15 AM    
82092 : Wisconsin PSYCHO
YO SCREECH. Next time I see you around in Wisconsin, believe me sunshine, you're gonna get publicly belt-whipped REAL good. Gonna give you a taste proper humility with my leather redeemer, y'understand? When you feel that thing slashing and cutting into your legs and back you'll be sorry for acting the hardman on Celebrity Fit Club, you fucking piece of sissy SHIT.

Look out.

    25th May 2007 - 08:53:47 AM    
82091 : Harvey
TEEEEEEN-HUT!!! SCREECH POWERS!! YOU MAGGOT! YOU USELESS WORM!!! YOU WILL REPORT TO MY FOXHOLE IMMEDIATELY FOR UNPROTECTED GAY BUTTLOVE!!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??? EYEEEEEEEEEEES FRONT!!!! WHEN I TELL YOU TO, YOU WILL DROP AND GIVE ME 20 RIMJOBS!!!! YOU USELESS PANTYWASTE!!!! I DO BELIEVE THAT THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF MY ASS AND WOUND UP AS THE BROWN STAIN IN MY JOCKEYS!!!!!!!

    25th May 2007 - 05:48:24 AM    
82090 : alex p keaton
Dustin, this is a really fucked up site you have. I don't belive that wikipedia shit, I belive you are a raging out of control douche bag that is hell bent of scarfing down as much man sauce as you can get your greedy little gay jew hands on. I belive every word. I would love to see someone whip ur nutts with a car antenna until you pass out

    25th May 2007 - 03:15:49 AM    
82089 :
Dustin is a douche.

    25th May 2007 - 01:52:13 AM    
82088 : Vaq
I hope everyone realizes this is a joke from YTMND creator Max Goldberg, I'm sure it's been posted before:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ytmnd

    25th May 2007 - 01:46:41 AM    
82087 :
You're an ass. you disappoint me. no wonder you don't have a career anymore.

    24th May 2007 - 11:35:52 PM    
82086 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it true that A.C. Slater hired you to help him smuggle illegal aliens across the Mexico-U.S. border? Remember when he drove a U-Haul van while you stayed in the storage portion with a bunch of Mexican nationals? Remember how they were all gay and they used you as their "comfort Jew"? Remember when you contracted several STD and your zoinker was really itchy? You really got fucked over, didn't you?

    24th May 2007 - 08:59:04 PM    
82085 : Wazzup
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    24th May 2007 - 08:52:11 PM    
82084 :
hi screech u are 1 fucking loser child star! hahahah

keep up the good work! u are the most laughable clown since gary coleman. hahahaha

    24th May 2007 - 08:51:45 PM    
82083 : Eric Cartman
Why did you eat all my cheesy poofs and then suck on my hose till you made my seaman come out?

  24th May 2007 - 08:00:26 PM    
82082 : Buckins
Diamong, is it true you called Jonathan Ke Qan a 'dumb gook' whilst on set for The Goonies? Is it true you tried to run away, but tripped up like a retard and he caught you? Is it true he forced your massive snot-conk into Sloth's sticky anus as punishment?

If you don't answer this, that's fine, I already know it's true.

    24th May 2007 - 07:44:32 PM    
82081 : xzlh

[Redacted – Spam]

    24th May 2007 - 06:29:41 PM    
82080 : loco

    24th May 2007 - 06:19:15 PM    
82079 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, if I were to eat a deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and then sit on your face and drop ass, do you think you would mind?

    24th May 2007 - 05:39:25 PM    
82078 : Simon
Hey man! my name is Simon, and I'm a huge fan! I love your new show on VH1. My neighbor, J.D loves you too. Last night, we watched the re-run of your argument with Harvey. Man, you showed him! that scene was so hot, that both J.D and I jerked off in the hot tub. the surface of the water looked like clam chowder, we skeeted so much! man, you are the greatest! do you do 3 sums? my buddy, J.D and I would like to have your big, fat ass in my hot tub for some ass pumping fun. we can toss your salad, and give you mushroom stamps, as well. well... I'm off to go watch that argument again, and give myself a hot karl!

love,
Simon

    24th May 2007 - 05:29:57 PM    
82077 : Kelly Kapowski
Screech couldn't cum, unless I fisted his anus. I am emotionally scarred from this. Only Lisa Turtle knows this... Dustin, I can't keep this secret anymore. everytime I bake a cake, and get chocolate frosting on my hand, I have flashbacks to bayside - bareknuckled, inserting my fist into your fat ass. I'm sorry I just can't keep it in any longer

    24th May 2007 - 05:24:13 PM    
82076 : Zach Morris
Screech - remember that time, in the fall of '89, at Bayside, when we buttfucked?

    24th May 2007 - 05:10:26 PM    
82075 : Kurt Steinberg
Grow Up (82074), Diamond would definitely not invest in municipal bonds (neither should you in you're under 40). I could see Diamond pissing his t-shirt money away on a get-rich-quick scheme. I saw an infomercial for a stock market options trading scam the other day. I could totally see Diamond wasting all of the money from his t-shirt scam on something like that.

    24th May 2007 - 04:13:03 PM    
82074 : Grow Up
Screech, how old are you? Is this some twisted attempt to become "famous" again? You must be acting; I can't imagine anyone as immature as you portraying yourself to be. If you have any money left (or hopefully, you are making money on the syndicated show "Saved by the bell") you will invest it in a business or municipal bonds. Your youth is OVER; join the rest of the adults.

    24th May 2007 - 03:18:11 PM    
82073 : Numa Numa Guy
Ma-ia-he Ma-ia-hu Ma-ia-ho Ma-ia-haha Ma-ia-he Ma-ia-hu Ma-ia-ho Ma-ia-haha Ma-ia-he Ma-ia-hu Ma-ia-ho Ma-ia-haha Ma-ia-he Ma-ia-hu Ma-ia-ho Ma-ia-haha

Alo, Salut, Sunt eu un haiduc, Si te rog irubeama umashe velachela. Alo, alo, Sunt eu Piccasso Ti-am dim beep, jusavomie anta wi tiu setamafe.

vrei sa plech dar nu ma ye, nu ma ye, nu ma nu ma ye, nu ma nu ma nu ma ye, chipul tau si dragostei din tei, mi-ame tuo te frie. Vrei sa plech dar nu ma nu ma ye, nu ma nu ma ye, nu ma nu ma nu ma ye, chipul tau si dragostei din tei, mi-ame tu te frie.

Te sun, Sa soo, ce simt, acu.

    24th May 2007 - 01:54:23 PM    
jbone mcnernie, yes Screech partakes in all the acts described on here. Have you ever experienced the touch of another man? If not you should really give it a try. You can meet up with us at the next Saved by the Bell dumpster party and partake in the pleasures of male-to-male leisure. Afterward some of the lads like to go on a bathhouse and gas station lavatory crawl which they will be more than happy to let you tag along!

    24th May 2007 - 01:18:26 PM    
82071 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, does it bother you when you think about the fact that a fry cook at Bruger King makes more moeny than you (and attracts better women!)?

    24th May 2007 - 12:43:46 PM    
82070 : harry dick
chelsea - you are a flaming whore. you must stick your fuckin nose up Screeches butthole. is there any corn in there? fuck you. tell me, do flick your fat stinkin bean, while thinking of Screeches man tits? do you finger your fat stinking pussy, while thinking of Diamond, on baywatch, you whore?

    24th May 2007 - 12:20:54 PM    
Dustin, you are a flaming homo? Jesus dude, learn how to make a webpage! I really can't belive you are into some of things talked about in these posts.

  24th May 2007 - 12:19:53 PM    
82068 : Screechlover
DUSTIN YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD TO HAVE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW BENT OVER MY BED SO I CAN RAM MY 9 INCH COCK UP THAT FUCKING HOT ASS.THEN ONCE I WAS READY TO CUM I WOULD LOVE TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU GAG ON MY FAT FUCKING COCK. I WANT TO SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND TIE THEM TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AND RAM MY FUCKING COCK UP THAT ASS. I AM A 20 YEAR OLD MALE I HAVE A 9 INCH COCK AND ITS ABOUT 3 INCHES THICK. AND IT IS FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. I HAVE MY ROOM PLASTURED WITH YOUR PICTURES AND I LAY IN BED EVERY NIGHT AND JACK OFF THINKING ABOUT HOW GOOD IT WOULD FEEL TO SHOVE MY COCK IN THAT ASS. I WANT TO HEAR YOU "SCREECH" WHEN I AM PLOWING YOUR FUCKING ASS. I WANT YOU TO CUM FOR ME BABY

    24th May 2007 - 11:29:52 AM    
82067 : fdfds
CHEESE

    24th May 2007 - 10:12:54 AM    
82066 : ass vomit
Do u remember when I had that hard turd hanging about half way out of my ass while I was tea bagging u? Remember you here wearing a toilet seat cover as a bib? Remember u started screaming fuck my mouth with turds? Remember me ramming the turd in ur mouth and u deep throating it? Remember when u woke up and ur mom was sucking ur cock and u had my shit smeared all over ur mouth. Dude call me

    24th May 2007 - 10:11:40 AM    
82065 :
YOU SUCK, THAT SIMPLE. YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY AND FEEDS PEOPLE BURGERS AND BEGS PEOPLE TO BUY HER MANS PORN WITH OTHER WOMEN. WOW I BET HER SELF ESTEEM IS THROUGH THE ROOF! DO LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA AND GET A REAL JOB AND DEAL WITH LIFE. I GUESS THATS TOO LOW FOR YOU HUH? DUMBASS

    24th May 2007 - 10:09:45 AM    
82064 :
try and sell some t-shirts. maybe do a porn you loser moron

    24th May 2007 - 08:53:35 AM    
82063 : JewveBeenFramed
Screech, I too wish to spray a load of shit in your hair and replace your terrorist beard with a shit beard. I would also like to replace your beard girlfriend with my ever growing army of the HOMOSEX squad. Prepare for an assramming, twink!

    24th May 2007 - 08:01:47 AM    
82062 : ass vomit
I would love to spray screechs jewfro with thick jets of gooey nutt. I would love to slap his tubby asscheeks while I was slamming him from behind bro. I want to take that penis plate from his porn and take a steamy creamy dump in it , then put him on all fours and ass tag him while he eats my shit off the plate, dust, get back to me when u can make time. Same pay as last time, 20 bucks, hey its more than a tshirt!

    24th May 2007 - 07:41:38 AM    
82061 :
man and I thought you was a funny nice guy

im sad to say U R A TOOL get over yaself ya has been

    24th May 2007 - 04:41:15 AM    
82060 :
your a piece of shit !!!!!!!

and you gf is fucking ugly!!!!!!

    24th May 2007 - 01:34:15 AM    
82059 : Cindy
Dustin, u have 2 b the most pathetic excuse 4 a human being i have EVER seen. i'm surprised someone hasn't beat the shit out of u! u have absolutely no class, ur repulsive! u talk and walk around like ur actually somebody. ur a fuckin fat slob! u speak as though eating never ending shit will not effect ur weight gain.. r u that much of a fucking idiot? sorry, dumb question.. YES! u repulse me to no end. i watch the show just to see you make a bigger ass of yourself and no, u never cease to amaze me cuz over & over again you prove what a fucking loser u are. u've proven on Celebrity Fit Club that ur nothin but a pussy. if it weren't 4 the fucking cameras u woulda been beat down at the begining of the show. as for Saved By the Bell, u were cast to play a fucking jackass, u played the part cuz it wasn't much acting for you to do. porn? pahleeze.. what a fuck up.. you made some lame tape and you go 2 the porn convention like u actually fit in? UR A JOKE! u prove that on a daily basis.

    23rd May 2007 - 11:59:44 PM    
82058 :
youre a fucking loser

    23rd May 2007 - 10:59:19 PM    
82057 : SO TIGHT IT SQUEAKS
Screech, I don't care what the other people on here say about you, I think you are uber-hottt and I want unprotected buttsex with you RIGHT FUCKING NOW! I am a half-filipino 19 yr old twink, 7in powerful uncut, power bottom. I want you to treat me rough and call me naughty names during sex. I'll be your dog, you can put a leash on me and take me naked for a walk in the park. I'll shit on the grass and then I want you to hit me and rub my nose in it.

MY BIG FAT FUCKING COCK IS SOOO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU DUSTIN DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    23rd May 2007 - 10:48:50 PM    
82056 :
har har you don't own your own name

    23rd May 2007 - 10:39:54 PM    
82055 : Deucer
FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU SEMI-LITERATE ARTARDS: the possessive "your" DOES NOT EQUAL "you are" or "you're". Jesus Christ, most of us picked up on this in grade school.

Kurt (82020): I heard that, after Belding had befouled his Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox, Screech traded it in for an A-Team lunchbox, ehich Slater graffitied by drawing an enormous cock on Mr. T. in magic marker. Also Belding apparently took a shit in it on a day when Screech was having German sausage for lunch, and Screech gobbled down Belding's "bratwurst" while saying "mmm, ich liebe das meine schiess"

    23rd May 2007 - 10:14:35 PM    
82054 : go away
your a jerk grow up and stop acting like your 2

    23rd May 2007 - 10:02:05 PM    
82053 : The killer
You Are the biggest fucking loser. you are no good to anyone in this world. You fucking faggot.

    23rd May 2007 - 10:01:21 PM    
82052 : Kathy
I saw you do your comedy show a few years ago. It was fair but I might have considered seeing it again at a future date. However, since seeing your deplorable behavior on Celebrity Fit Club, I would never pay money to see you again! Maybe you think your behavior will get you more fans, but just the opposite applies. There are millions of overwieght Americans that think the show is helpful and your demeaning treatment of everyone shows what you are probably really like. I have never written an email like this before, but was I so appauled by your behavior that I felt the need to write. I feel sorry for you.

    23rd May 2007 - 09:53:27 PM    
82051 : Kyle
You are a God Damn Faggot. You act like a bitch and a has been loser. Grow up you fuckin trash.
Sincerely, Kyle

    23rd May 2007 - 09:35:23 PM    
82050 : Chelsea
OMG! :D :D :D ROCK ON BABY!!!!!!! :D

    23rd May 2007 - 09:34:12 PM    
82049 : Dustin Cock
I'd think after you played a faggot for so long on TV you'd want to go faggotless. Not the case. Keep on sucking cock you washed-up fatass hasbeen. P.S. I hear there are nickles to be made by sucking the balls of old gay fatasses. You'll make a fortune cause you're so good at it you fucking troglodyte.

    23rd May 2007 - 09:00:58 PM    
82048 : Dustin\'s PR Rep
This is an official cease and desist order from Dustin Diamond's PR rep: If any of you defame Mr. Diamond in any way without first offering to let him suck out your asshole or paint strip your johnson with his maggot infested tongue, he has authorized me to initiate legal action immediately. He has also promised to polish my polish peter five times for every one of you I successfully sue. -Dustin's PR Rep

    23rd May 2007 - 07:09:22 PM    
They outta call that show CELEBRITY SHIT CLUB. THAT dustin is like George Bush: a rock, but dumber!
dustin cannot even manage a good rim job!!!!

    23rd May 2007 - 06:08:15 PM    
82046 : dick matters
ryiu - fuck you, and go dip screechs balls in your mouth. you suck, you fukin tard. do shoot a gooey load on Dustins picture. also, ryiu - fuck off

    23rd May 2007 - 06:04:04 PM    
82045 : Nightwish
Are u ready kids? Ayeaye captain. I cant hear you! AYEAYE CAPTAIN!! Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Who live in a gansta home under the sea? Spongebob Crackpants! And plays Grand Theft Auto every day? Spongebob Weedpants! And acts like a pimp in front of people? Spongebob Drugpants! And picks up his hoes and sell his cocaine? Spongebob Thugpants! Ready? Spongebob Crackpants! Spongebob Weedpants! Spongebob Drugpants! Spongeeeboobb Thugppaaaaaaannnnntsssss!!!! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!

    23rd May 2007 - 05:43:07 PM    
82044 : Riyu
Hi Dustin.

WWHHHATTTTTSSSSUUPPPPPPP?

See ya.

    23rd May 2007 - 05:39:40 PM    
Guess that Dustin is getting really really fucked up and totally perverted. I just got this info from another dustin-the-loser site on BALL STRETCHING. What do you all think?

I had a guy over to my place...he was a therapist in massage from West Hollywood ....and we were to spend an evening on massage and erotic activities such me me putting my head up his asshole...and he stayed 2 days too stoned to find his own balls.ι ONE of his specialties was ball stretching combined with sucking a cock very slowly.ιι The stretching was very intense and prolonged; at one point he bit into my scrotum and one of my nuts popped outta the sack....the moment I said "I cannot take any more; you just chewed off the head of my dick", he stopped, and I immediately knew that I HAD TO HAVE MUCH MORE FUN WITH THIS TOTAL LOSER OF A no-life TURD.....
DUSTIN, YOU EAT MY AIR. And you smell bad even from here!!

  23rd May 2007 - 09:42:29 AM    
82018 : rich scotland
screech you sick fuck, i know you've got madeleine!

    23rd May 2007 - 09:24:45 AM    
82017 : Fuck You
Fuck you, you fuckin nerd fag! you SUCK!

    23rd May 2007 - 09:24:34 AM    
82016 : Jon The Creeper Davis
well my cat spooky ooky thinks you're a complete f-a-g-g-o-t. and this one time in sonic heros i beat level 10 and i saw my brother james' weinis. i think you're hot dustin.

    23rd May 2007 - 09:18:51 AM    
82015 : Steven Anderson
you're a fag. i'd really like to suck you off and swallow all of your jew ass cum. pleace fuck my little naughty dirt box.

    23rd May 2007 - 09:13:33 AM    
82014 : ben roese
hey dustin! god damnit you're a fag! i have this buddy named allio martina that really thinks you're cute. you're his everything, he thinks youre so hot and he'd really like to get his weiner sucked by you. there is one thing that he wants you to do before he steeps his sack in your mouth and thats shave your faggot ass queer jew ass beard off, he'd hate to leak pre-cum all over your beard to the point of it beinbg all gooey and sticky. Allio would love nothing more than to rub his swollen penis head all around your sphinkter untill you nut in his mouth. please call my buddy allio for a good time (614)348-4407

    23rd May 2007 - 09:01:45 AM    
82013 : blowme buddy
riyu - I saw your hot spank comment, about Dustin being funny. do you jerk off to Diamond's giagantic nose. fuck you. have you ever gargled Dustins fat, sweaty nut sack? perhaps you could suck on Screech's chode, while you spank your meat? Dustin likes getting his salad tossed, so maybe he could tell you some funny jokes, while you rim his enormous fat ass. in other words, riyu - you suck screech sak

    23rd May 2007 - 08:58:16 AM    
82012 : Joe Dirt
It has been a long time since I have seen someone whore themselves out like Dustin has lately. What a pathetic excuse for a human being. I feel for you dude, I really do! Please leave the country and go live with Micheal or something will ya!

    23rd May 2007 - 08:03:45 AM    
82011 : JewveBeenFramed
Dustbin, is it true that you sometimes dress up as Kelly Kowposki and go to notorious pick up points for lonely truck drivers and get your asshole rammed by hairy unwashed truckers? If this is true please give me a call as I have a HGV license and would like a go!

    23rd May 2007 - 07:47:03 AM    
82010 : mister belding
ok people - Dustin has had it. he is totally upset by the comments you've left on this board. He came to my house, last night, so that I could console him. not even good old bayside memories could help this poor young man.

eventually he cooked me dinner, as therapy for his sadness. he made me a mexican dip. He used black beans, pinto beans, corn, salsa, and jalepaneo peppers. we decided to watch saved by the bell replays, and snuggle.

all of the sudden, I felt like I was going to shit my pants! that crazy dip that he made for me, was like an exorcism! I stood up and dropped some hot, steamy, pincone shaped shit bombs on his hairy fat gut. it was hurting my anus, and i flinched. I continued to shit, and it fell on his tight hebrew beard, and finally on his tiny, kosher, 2 inch ding dong. boy did he love.

I went to clean my ass, and came back only to find him giving himself a hot karl. needless to say, DD is upset

    23rd May 2007 - 07:09:09 AM    
82009 : BrEAKING NEWS!
I dunno about you, but I'm sick and tired of the breaking news rolling news coverage of a missing girl.

SCREECH!

Madeline McCann is missing in Portugal. Surely you, a one-time big time TV superstar can appear on TV and ask for people's help in order to jump on this out-of-control PR bandwagon that is constantly on Sky News. Maybe they'll turn it into another "breaking news" story...

I can see it now:
"BREAKING NEWS ... TV'S SCREECH TO MAKE STATEMENT ABOUT MISSING GIRL!"

    23rd May 2007 - 06:59:59 AM    
82008 : harvey
You got your ass whoooped on hte show by harvey, your pathetic and a disgrace to white people. Get some nuts pansy.

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