Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #79501-79700

28th February 2007 - 01:33:28 AM

79675 : Dude with genital warts

Mr. Screech, I have genital warts that make my genitalia feel weird and uncomfortable. You always look weird and uncomfortable on your tv shows, so I figured you'd be the perfect candidate for me to spread my genital warts. i'll give them to you while raping your tight jewish ass.

27th February 2007 - 07:27:00 PM

79673 : ns

YOUR THE MAN NOW, DOG!

27th February 2007 - 04:11:31 PM

79671 : Kurt Steinberg

Belding's farts are very potent and can probably melt lead. The German army would have conquered Europe during WWI if they could have used Belding's asshole as their secret weapon instead of mustard gas!

27th February 2007 - 03:49:50 PM

79670 : Did You Know?

Did you know that Scritch once got so badly anal rapped on the set of Saved by the Bell that he was in hospital for a week?

27th February 2007 - 02:03:05 PM

79668 : Gay Zack

Screech remember that episode where you all had detention and Mr Belding was about to take you into the bathroom and rape your asshole? Remember how he noticed Zack was a skeleton dressed as Zack so he went down to the Max to find Zack, who was there trying to win a Hawaiian vacation. Remember how the dumbass didn't know the answer was bonsai but Belding did? Remember how you hoped Belding would take you with him so he could take your anal virginity? Remember how he took his wife instead and you felt rejected and had to go home and fuck Kevin until you destroyed his RAM by shooting too much semen into it? You suck you butt fucking crack addict.

27th February 2007 - 02:02:05 PM

79667 : Sandy

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27th February 2007 - 01:13:38 PM

79666 : Maxx

Remember that time when you used to get bullied by that bikers gang at school? Remember how they'd follow you home, throw eggs at your windows, leave poop at your door and make your life a living hell? Remember how one day they got your head stuck in a photocopier and photocopied your head? Remember how the next day the bikers gang disappeared without even punching you in the stomach as a way of saying "goodbye"? Remember in leaving they left Tori? Remember how butch she was? Remember how much of an adam's apple she had on, and often stood with her weight on one foot with this "punk" like attitude? Remember how on edge you were? Remember how you often clung to Slater's big muscly arm whenever something scared you? Remember how Zack grabbed a picture of your face and said "Say look Screech, it's your brother!" Remember how you thought that was an odd thing to say, considering you didn't have a brother - and in fact you did have a brother, it'd be Zack? Remember how you often dreamt of Zack sleeping on top? Remember how you remembered how your bed wasn't a bunk bed? Remember how Zack was called into Belding's room and Belding bought the picture of you? Remember how Zack had a hair brained scheme to sell pictures of your face to everyone who wanted one, with no royalties going to you? Remember how Zack sold them within a few days and then started selling Phermones to the nearby Prison for some odd reason? Remember how over the next few days the kids started going wierd on you, by waking around the school hall ways with their screech masks on? Remember how the hall monitor had one on, the teachers, the students, the nerdy chess players, even Slater, Belding and all your "closest" friends had one on? Remember how they looked really eeary, scarey and scared the bejesus out of you? Remember how you felt uneasy with a race of Screech-like clones walking around the school saying "zoinks" every 5 seconds? Remember how during this sequence you would see boyfriends and girlfriends kissing whilst they had their screech masks on and that ridicilous WOO track played and the whole sequence totally scared you? Remember how Belding ordered an adult-themed school play for the local prison population who were attending your school under some crazy liberal agenda to get them reformed? Remember how Tori, who refused the idea of wearing a screech mask stole zack's pheromone kit and poured it all over the screech masks before the play and the inmates started shooting their collective loads onto the masks of you? Remember how pitched Belding's tent was? Remember how he grabbed you and got out of the building whilst the liquid explosion hit the fan, the stage and all the actors as a melee broke out and the students escaped the explosion of prison sperm before it hit their collective face masks? Remember how at that very moment the inmates made their break for freedom? Remember how pissed Belding was and was convinced by Zack that it was all your fault? Remember how Belding ordered everyone to leave the room except you and proceeded to put the mask on your butt and penetrated your butt-face with his pitched tent and exploded his man juice all over the now distorted face mask? Remember how you vowed to get your own back on Tori who had orchestrated this punk-like effort to undermine the school and by association, you? Remember how you went up to Tori and tried to punch her? Remember how within a second Tori was inside your anus faster than a rabbit gets fucked? Remember how helpless you were? Remember just at that moment an army of face-less people wearing your screech masks with their clammy hands were aching and reaching for you? Remember how you realised it was the very Prisoners who were lusting after your likeness earlier that day? Remember how you knew at that very moment that your ass would be left hanging wider than a wizard's robe? You sure got buck-fucked by a bunch of screech clones that day.

27th February 2007 - 10:59:50 AM

79665 : Kurt Steinberg

I enjoy the fact that Belding's fart is so nasty that it instantly kills bees. He should bottle his farts and sell them as bug spray. Belding, you're sitting on a goldmine!

27th February 2007 - 10:43:46 AM

79664 : Dner

Good one Ox!! Good to see a new remember when from you! You're still the best. I love how Tuttle is always involved in Belding's homosexual pranks!

27th February 2007 - 10:13:23 AM

79663 :

you are the hottist,lets see your current face pic there mr.

27th February 2007 - 08:18:47 AM

79662 : captain thickstalk

my penis is now only moderateley erect :(

27th February 2007 - 07:24:02 AM

79661 : Reverand Green

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27th February 2007 - 06:52:39 AM

79660 : Il Duce

All through my excrements you shall roam Open your mouth and taste the foam Bend up and smell my anal vapor Your face is my toilet paper Golden shower, I've got the power For a golden shower, I've got the righteous power Our relationship I don't want to spoil it You are my personal toilet

27th February 2007 - 06:32:16 AM

79659 : captain thickstalk

MY PENIS IS VERRY ERECT

27th February 2007 - 05:49:10 AM

79658 : Samuel L Jackson

Hey MUTHAFUCKA. I heard that you're gonna be starring in the adult version of my hit movie SNAKES ON A PLANE. Moreover, I heard that you gonna be calling it SNAKES IN MY ASS where black mamba's, king cobra's and shit slip inside your ass and deposit their poison. I also heard you've re-written my famous line to: "That's it! I've had it with these muthafucking snakes pounding my muthafucking ass!" This rumor better not be true, or else I'm gonna come round to where ever you are living and break your god-damn legs!

27th February 2007 - 05:31:55 AM

79657 : JewveBeenFramed

Joanna, you bloated sack of pig shit! GET OFF MY INTERNETS! If you don't like Scritch as a person, fine, most people don't. But if you're only going to come here to post rubbish then please leave because this is a place for demented homos to talk about how they would like to gang bang scritch, cut off his pee-pee and keep it in a jar.

26th February 2007 - 11:08:28 PM

79655 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class when you and Mr. Belding went camping? Remember when Belding told you to expect something different on this camping trip? Remember how excited you were because Belding has up until that point sodomized you daily for the previous few years but never helped get you off? Remember how you were hoping that Belding would let you do him in the ass of at least give you a reach-around during your camping trip? Remember when you went to a forest preserve in the middle of summer? Remember how hot it was? Remember how sweaty and smelly Beldingís ass crack was? Remember when Belding sodomized you like always and you experienced rectal bleeding and immense pain, completely without pleasure? Remember when Belding pulled out and blew his load in your Jew Fro? Remember when Belding opened up a can of cake frosting and told you to lay down on your stomach? Remember when Belding rubbed the cake frosting all over your taint and hairless nut sack? Remember when you assumed he was going to toss your salad and lick the cake frosting off of your taint and you would enjoy it? Remember when he finished putting the frosting on your genitals and then picked you up and threw you in the direction of a giant beehive? Remember when bees smelled the frosting and flew in for an attack, viciously and painfully stinging your already sore and torn asshole, taint, and nut sack? Remember how hard Belding was laughing as you screamed for help? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked out of the woods and you realized he had been videotaping the entire event with his pants down? Remember when he set the video camera on a picnic table and started vigorously jerking off? Remember when the bee attack finally ended 15 minutes later when Belding walked over and farted on the bees, instantly killing them? Remember when Tuttle sold the video to National Geographic for thousands of dollars and the footage aired during a PBS episode shown during the Bayside Science classes the following semester? You sure got screwed over that time!

26th February 2007 - 10:04:00 PM

79654 : JOB

This movie is about priests analy raping little boys! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0902296/

26th February 2007 - 07:20:29 PM

79652 : Butthuffin

Hey fuck you! Dont talk shit about Dustin!

26th February 2007 - 11:09:03 AM

79649 : Kurt Steinberg

nelson tejeda, you came to the right place. I'm sure that Diamond will get back to you soon!

21st February 2007 - 11:34:51 AM

79574 :

Picture of Diamond's fake wife Jennifer? http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n267/SilverAccord04/mcd.jpg

21st February 2007 - 10:19:51 AM

79573 :

I'd like to see Screech ass raped by those hillbilies from "Deliverence" "He got a purdy mouth" http://opticalnightmare.wm-talk.com/sucksglobal/index.php

21st February 2007 - 09:57:37 AM

79571 : JewveBeenFramed

Kurt, we have them sodomize him with their mops. That would be bitchin'. He could also get an authentic Dirty Sanchez from his cheap exploited Mexican labour. I think I smell Oscars here.

21st February 2007 - 09:49:19 AM

79570 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, you should rip off Haim's idea and make your own movie. You could call it "Zoinks!," "How Screech Lost His Heterosexuality," of "Jew Bastard." Please include a scene where Milo kidnaps you and takes you to the 'hood where you are sodomized by several illiterate HIV+ janitors. You should also include a scene where you go to a Mexican restaurant and someone from the cleaning service you complained about on your Myspace blog recognizes you. It would be awesome if they dragged you into the kitchen and beat you with mops, stuck some discarded burritoes up your brownpipe and then hanged you from the ceiling and pretended you were a pinata and whacked you with sticks and chairs for 45 minutes until you passed out.

21st February 2007 - 09:42:14 AM

79569 : Anna Nicole Smith

SCREECH. Honey. Why haven't you come forward claiming that you're the father of my child. I mean, we all know that your broke and that you'll do anything for money - sell T-shirts to pay for your mortgage, sell a porno movie, tour Universities in the UK under the illusion that you're some how Bill Hicks re-incarnate. Screech, you must hurry if you want in on this constant 24-hour news coverage of a dead person; its not like the 24 hour news media has anything else to cover *coughs* Iraq... Oh btw, Screech - honey - I gotta tell you when you screamed zoinks as you dumped your creamy load right between my legs I knew I was pregnant. Especally when you peered between my legs and saw the creampie oozing out of me like some kind of alien disease and you screamed "NOOOO!" louder than Darth Vader. Man Screech, those were the days!

21st February 2007 - 06:43:35 AM

79568 : olivia gallegos

HEY, your really funny in the show saved by the bell. I know your A little old now. But who cares about that , your still cool

21st February 2007 - 06:11:43 AM

79567 : Jm J. Bullock

hey hey HEY, it's JM J, and there's a whole lot of AIDS coming screech's way!!! keep watchin yr back SCROTCH, cos one day real soon I'M gonna drag you into an alley, plunge my big fat hard cock right thru your zubaz and up your asshole, and pump you so full of my filthy HIV+ seed you won't know what motherfucking day it is. Well I'll tell you what motherfucking day it is, motherfucker...it's motherfucking AIDS day!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo corey, could you get me a part in fart patrol 2? thx bro.

21st February 2007 - 05:15:17 AM

79566 : JewveBeenFramed

I think it would be cool if there was a scene in Fart Patrol 2 where Dustin is doing his stand up routine to a hall of men dressed in rain coats. The jokes aren't going over well. Suddenly, the audience rips off their coats reveling themselves to be members of this guestbook dressed as various members of the Saved by the Bell cast (and a couple of Problem Childs and Chris Burkes). They pin him down on stage and each take turns sodomizing him until he is a limp shadow of a man. They then each take a taco bell dumb on him until he is completely covered in steaming green shit. Everyone high fives each other and leaves Dustin weeping. I would live $5 million if you use this scene.

21st February 2007 - 04:56:41 AM

79565 : Bruce

Hey dusty, remember me, we met at The Motherlode Bar a few years back. Remember? You danced over to me and kept grabbing at my junk? Then later we went to the men's room and you laid on the piss-soaked floor while me and my buddies took turns dropping a deuce on your face? Great days huh buddy. Stop by again sometime, the guys and me are aching to have another piece of you. BTW my test results came back negative after all.

21st February 2007 - 02:39:50 AM

79564 : Dustin K.

I long to put my samoan cock up your ass, Sckcroaitschch!!!!!!!!

21st February 2007 - 02:11:54 AM

79563 : Deucer

Corey, I agree with Kurt, Fart Patrol 2 will be much more successful if you throw in a couple of gay love scenes. Or, how about a scene where Dustin is passing through a bad neighborhood late at night and is set upon by a group of homeless crack addicts, who satisfy their carnal lustings by brutally raping the bejeezus out of Dustin and filling his asspipe with their hot junkie sploofum, and then you appear to fight all the junkies off and save the day? I think I smell an Oscar in that shit!

20th February 2007 - 11:38:50 PM

79562 : Dustin Niggerson

Can we please have a scene where my nigger dad whips out his stinky nigger penis? And maybe shits all over me? HE HAS BEEN SO GOOD TO ME

20th February 2007 - 11:32:48 PM

79561 : Kurt Steinberg

Corey Haim, please add a Taco Bell scene to Fart Patrol 2. I was disappointed when there wasn't one in the original. Is Feldman going to make a cameo appearance in the sequel? What about Dustin Diamond? I think it would be funny if you include a scene where you behind the Taco Bell and have to walk past a couple dumpsters to get to the entrance. As you walk past the dumpsters the camera pans down and shows that Dustin Diamond is being brutally sodomized by a couple dirty and diseased homeless men! What do you think about using a scene like that?

20th February 2007 - 11:12:42 PM

79560 : Dustin Niggerson

NIGGER DAD http://sucksglobal.co.nr

20th February 2007 - 10:52:52 PM

79558 : Dustin Niggerson

Guys, I have an announcement to make. My dad is a nigger. That is why I have an afro. He taught me his homosexual african ways, his big steamy nigger was what I looked forward to every Kwanzaa, he dumped his smelly african doo doo on my chest for dessert, giving me my love of feces. PROOF: www.sucksglobal.co.nr

20th February 2007 - 10:40:19 PM

79557 : Luigi Powerelli

dear scratch or sniff or whatever the fuck your name is you jewfro-wearing faggot, I AM NOT YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER, YOU HAVE 2 DADS.

20th February 2007 - 10:10:52 PM

79556 :

HAY GUYZZZZ!!

20th February 2007 - 06:59:39 PM

79555 : Scratch

I AM SCREECH'S EVIL GAY TWIN SCREECH YOU ARE NOT RELATED TO THE GREAY LUIGI POWERELLI YOU FUCKING JEW

20th February 2007 - 04:51:35 PM

79554 : Ledsen Pappa

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20th February 2007 - 02:15:02 PM

79553 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Corey, let me know what you think about this: http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2007/01/corey-haim.html

15th February 2007 - 11:44:49 AM

79502 : 911 Stock Analyst

I want you to buy some airline stocks because I'm gonna buy a plane, fill it with prison sperm, then crash into your anus, thereby creating a tsnaumi of cum that will be as big as 9/11 -- does the thought of a plane load of cum being dumped into your hole whilst you make money off the airline stocks turn you on? Well does it? It'd better bitch - cause the airforce creampie one is heading your WAY!