Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #79701-80000

12th April 2007 - 07:14:37 PM

79997 : ass vomits mother

you naughty boy. I tried to raise you right but i guess you never listened.

12th April 2007 - 03:20:50 PM

79989 : Lenny Smith

you sados. dustin is a washed up actor who couldn't even make the cast of a reunion episode of saved by the bell, let alone anything with street cred. you may all get to live out your sordid fantasies about schreech one day. i'm sure dustin will do anything for 10 bucks these days.

12th April 2007 - 02:34:41 PM

79986 : JewveBeenFramed

lenny smith, Scrotch is very big with us gays. I don't know why you come here if you are not going to share any homosex fantasies about Dustbin! GET THE HELL OUT! I don't blame Ass Vomit for being 24/7 because that, my homophobic friend, is dedication. One day he will get to give Scritch a steaming hot karl and plunge his manhood into Dustbin's ass and slodge his load all over it! I'll kill you if I find you!

12th April 2007 - 01:21:29 PM

79985 : lenny smith

come on ass vomit, all you do 24/7 is stay logged into this site dedictated to the non-talented dusty diamond who noone has heard a thing from since Saved By The Bell, after Zack and AC left him for dust and went onto bigger and better things.

12th April 2007 - 11:37:48 AM

79982 : Get A Life Ass Vomit

yeah

12th April 2007 - 10:13:15 AM

79978 : Kurt Steinberg

Deucer, it's almost a guarantee that Belding's polyesther pants that he bought at the 2-for-1 sale don't fit right. He's pretty tubby and has difficulty finding pants that fit around his barrell ass. Belding almost certainly spends a lot of money on gay porn, trips to San Francisco and Key West, and on legal fees defending himself against charges of molestation. So when there's a sale on pants, Belding is there! I bet that Belding wears the same pair every day of the week to save on laudry costs. However, all of the burritos that Salter cooks for him give Belding gas, causing him to fart quite a bit and make his pants small rank. He probably can get some of the smell out by rubbing them all over Diamond's poofy jew-fro.

12th April 2007 - 09:09:28 AM

79977 : Ryan Smith

Screech is the man, but Dustin is just another has been!

12th April 2007 - 06:17:16 AM

79976 : Darth Vader

No. I am your father.

12th April 2007 - 04:55:46 AM

79975 : Stand up question

Hey Diamond - have you started using this material in your stand up yet? I'm wondering if you introduce yourself with the "Oh yeah" song by "Yello", and then go into your diatribe comedy routine ad hoc then work your way into the whole "The internet hates me - you know there's this guestbook that is dedicated to 'Screech Love'. Now this isn't some kind of weird craze dedicated to Screech, but true hardcore gay situations involving the Screech character - I mean, listen to this one (then you produce a piece of paper with the words projected behind you in big type so the audience can read it) and then you insert pregnant pauses between the laughs and the "remember when" jokes that litter this site, sorta like the comedian Dave Gorman does? You know, if you did it right and didn't take yourself so seriousily you could get slighly richer from the mad witterings from this board. That's what I'd do if I were stand-up comedian Dustin "Screech" Diamond.

12th April 2007 - 02:14:14 AM

79974 : Deucer

Kurt - I'll bet that, after a couple of hours of wear, Belding's cheap and nasty, 2-for-1 polyester pants would absolutely reek of his taint juice. Also, his sweaty cock and balls would probably leave big white tidemarks which he would force Screech to lick off. God I'm turned on.

12th April 2007 - 02:05:19 AM

79973 : THE REAL Dustin Diamond

To "fed up!": please don't listen to the sick freaks who plague my guestbook. I set this site up to promote myself and my greatness, and these sickos come here and post about gay sex acts that I've never indulged in, and it makes me really fucking mad. Listen up freaks: I have ONLY OCCASIONALLY masturbated to the posts here, and despite what "Kurt Steinberg" says I have only ever received TWO hot karls, and they most certainly were not from random dudes but from scat-loving guys whom I had known for some time. And I NEVER gave Belding a rusty trombone, it was a RUSSIAN trombone. I'm glad we could clear this up. Keep on trusting the dust, D. Diamond Esq.

12th April 2007 - 01:32:44 AM

79972 : Zack\'s Dad

fed up, diamond has probably lost hundreds of loads masturbating to the posts here. give the guy a break. so what if he's a raging queer who wants to promote homosexuality?

11th April 2007 - 03:24:47 PM

79969 : JewveBeenFramed

fed up!, You do know your turning me on? I've got my dick in one hand as I type this with the other. I'm picturing myself right now molesting you, and showing you all the amazing ways of the gay. I know you want it, that's why you come back to read about Dustbin's and us having strange homosex that you will never understand. You should meet up with us lot at the next dumpster party. I've got a raging stiffy and it has your name all over it. RAGHHAH! Let me at you!

11th April 2007 - 02:18:22 PM

79967 : Kurt Steinberg

Deucer (message 79957), Belding must have sweat quite a bit in those polyesther Sears pants, because I don't think polyesther allows in as much air flow as would cotton pants. Belding's polyesther pants probably reek of ass when he takes them off! Do you think it turned on Screech when Belding would drop the pants and Screech smelled several of Belding's stale farts?

08th April 2007 - 12:45:52 PM

79929 :

Todd Bridges profile is up: http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2007/04/todd-bridges.html

08th April 2007 - 10:01:03 AM

79928 : samuel powers

yo dude, are you gay?

08th April 2007 - 05:25:56 AM

79927 : Dustin K.

Hey Sckratch, I want to go on an Easter egg hunt with you. I just want to use my huge throbbing Samoan cock-probe to check to se how many Eggs you have stashed up your ass!!!

08th April 2007 - 02:06:08 AM

79926 : Jeffry

Screech, I think you are the greatest. Ignore all the haters on this board. You are for REAL, dude! I want to be just like you someday. Your Friend, Jeffry :)

07th April 2007 - 08:15:23 PM

79925 : Your Secret Admirer

Remember when i made a bet with you and the other members of SBTB taht i couldn't ejaculate over your grandmother's ashes to a barry manilow song? Remember when i won that bet? Remember when i made a nice, juicy Jew-kabob out of your inflamed anal cavity because i won the bet? Remember when your dad decided to get in on the action? Remember when your dad's 14-inch willy penetrated so far up your ass that your colon nearly burst? Remember when your friends also decided to join the sausagefest? Remember when we got 20 men in there? Remember the 34.4 grams of cocaine i put on my hard one and rammed up lil' Jimmy's butthole? Remember rushing Jimmy to the state hospital? Remember stealing the anti-inflammitory tablets from great uncle Susan? Remember when she died? Remember those days? I thought so.

07th April 2007 - 07:35:47 PM

79924 : GJCMFSD

Mmm... Dustin, you and I both know that we feel the need to spray our man-seed all over HIV positive children. I would love it if you joined my cause... GJCMFSD (Gay Jew Child Molesters For Sperm Doners) You'll be able to do what you love with a child you'll adore! What's even better is that all donations from GJCMFSD go directly to supplying viagra to other child molesters in your area! If your kid you're sperming on at the time chooses to, he may ALSO donate to your glorious, glorious cause. The childs' face, who you recently encrusted in filthy sperm, will be enough to keep you cumming (no pun intended) back for more! That's right, DUSTIN DIAMOND, you too can become a member of GJCMFSD TODAY!!! Anyone else out there who feels like it may call in also! Simply call 1-SUCKMYSACK for more info on how to brighten any young child's day!

07th April 2007 - 06:46:39 PM

79923 : jill

yer sites kool

07th April 2007 - 05:48:09 PM

79922 : np

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07th April 2007 - 07:34:22 AM

79920 : The Duke of Dook

Screech, I am The Duke of Dook. I am a freelance professional shitter. Ludicrous as it may sound, I realized from an early age that my digestive system was somewhat unique, and now I make my living by dropping interesting and unusual stools on my clients. I am the consummate professional and I am confident that you would very much enjoy my services. Please get in touch, I would like to treat you to my trademark "Peanut Butter and Jelly Surprise". Or how about a "Cafe au Lait"? Or maybe even a "Brown Blitzkreig"? Get in touch and I would be glad to send you a menu.

06th April 2007 - 07:14:55 PM

79918 : Dustin K.

Hey, sckroach!!! I've been thinking about your hot jewfro and about hot hot it would be to shoot a jizzload there from my bulbous Samoan COCK!!!!

06th April 2007 - 02:08:10 PM

79917 : CHRIS N.

I think Screech is a sexy beast. I want to be in a video with him,much like his "Saved by the Snell" video. Always and Forever your biggest fan, Chris N.

05th April 2007 - 01:14:25 PM

79913 : Zack Morris

Hey assfuck, remember when you got a 1220 on the SAT and went around bragging like a huge turd because you thought you were the smartest person at Bayside? Remember when I got a 1502 on the SAT and didn't even seem to care? Remember when I would shove the score in your face when Slater raped you all of those times? You shithead!

05th April 2007 - 11:50:42 AM

79912 : JewveBeenFramed

Scritch, I'm sorry we haven't spoken. It's just, the AIDS has got me. I'm dying. I need you to see me one last time. Just one more time I would like to donkey punch you and feel my 12incher buried deep inside your loose anal passage. I will be waiting for you, Scritch. Make this old queens last wish come true.

05th April 2007 - 11:43:45 AM

79911 :

They'll give up when you finally come out of the closet and do gay porn

05th April 2007 - 12:04:28 AM

79910 : therealdustindiamond

When will all of queers just give up?

04th April 2007 - 01:59:25 PM

79908 : Jeremy Miller

Hey Screech, Want to stop by the dumpster behind the Hardees I manage? We can give each other a chocolate swirl! Hit me back, faggot. JM

04th April 2007 - 01:30:10 AM

79905 : paul daanen

i luv u!!!!!! i jerk off while reading the posts in ur guestbook. i am also a homosexual and want to toss ur salad and suck u off and brush my teeth with ur semen. i think about u at night when i am falling asleep and have wet dreams at night.

03rd April 2007 - 08:37:51 PM

79904 : Dustin K.

When to I get to penetrate your anus, sckroach? My Samoan cock NEEDS YOU!!!!

03rd April 2007 - 08:19:40 PM

79903 : doz

i would be doing to disservice to myself if I did not sign

03rd April 2007 - 04:46:55 PM

79902 : omg

so hwo did u becoome a sex icon. i need too knoe cause theres this gilr and i wwant to have ssxe with her.

26th March 2007 - 11:35:48 PM

79863 : diamondcutter

what's up w/ dustindiamondlove.com?... I can't access it!!

26th March 2007 - 08:00:29 PM

79862 : diamondcutter

Screech would make a great politician because he knows how to raise funds (i.e. his "Save Screeech's House" T-shirt campaign. He knows how to twist the truth too. BTW... I wouldn't be surprised if Monica Lewinski showed up with a job in Screech's cabinet. She would be the right "fat heifer" type for him.

26th March 2007 - 01:51:11 PM

79861 : Floating Voter

I don't know about you, but in 2008, I'm voting for Screech to be President of the United States. SCREECH '08: The American Dream.

26th March 2007 - 01:09:05 PM

79860 : Haley Ghelfi

I love Saved by the Bell.I watch it every day before school.

26th March 2007 - 03:54:32 AM

79859 : TEEHEE

IS IT TRUE THAT MILO THE JANITOR SODOMIZED SCREECH WITH HIS BROOMSTICK ONE DAY WHEN FILMING WRAPPED, BEHIND THE SET?

25th March 2007 - 10:26:56 PM

79858 : the REAL Dustin Diamond

When will all of you creepy homos give up?

25th March 2007 - 03:42:26 AM

79857 : Cliff Richard

"# Congratulations and Spermulations, I'm gonna dump my load into your ass... Oh, Spermulations, and Ejacultions.. the whole world will know that I raped your ass. #"

25th March 2007 - 01:03:21 AM

79856 : Dustin K.

When? When will my jewfro in shining armor arrive? When will I get to show him my Samoan salomi? WHEN SKRAITCH WHEN!!!???!?!?

24th March 2007 - 05:26:40 PM

79854 : Buckins

Marie (79853), you can have every assurance that Dustin will carry on racking up debts and swallowing Belding's fecal matter.

24th March 2007 - 02:40:45 PM

79853 : marie

Hey Dustin I just love you to death. I never missed saved by the bell. You always made me laugh. keep doing what you do best.

24th March 2007 - 11:10:42 AM

79852 : MEL GIBSON

SCREECH, MY LOINS ACHE FOR THEE. I YEARN TO DISTRIBUTE MY LOAD OVER YOUR BIG DUMB MUPPET-FACE. I ALSO VERY MUCH WANT TO FART IN YOUR FACE AND GIVE YOU A NICE ANAL MUCOSA SPRITZ. THEN I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY-CRUCIFY YOU AND FELLATE YOU ON THE CROSS. GET BACK TO ME SOON PLEASE YOU VERY GAY MAN.

24th March 2007 - 06:46:34 AM

79851 : esmeralda

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24th March 2007 - 06:21:41 AM

79850 : Black

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23rd March 2007 - 09:57:38 PM

79849 : Mike B

you are the biggest fag in the world

23rd March 2007 - 03:44:27 PM

79847 : HI

HI

23rd March 2007 - 01:46:23 PM

79846 :

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22nd March 2007 - 10:46:55 PM

79845 : YTMND

you're the man now dog.

22nd March 2007 - 07:14:58 PM

79844 : kady lady

there are some really mean people on this sight i think you deserve better:) you are cool and live in wisconsin!! only cool people live here k well ttyl c ya byebye

22nd March 2007 - 03:09:42 PM

79843 : Kurt Steinberg

jon, what are you talking about? If you are a deranged and deviant homosexual (like 97% of the people who read messages and post here), this website is awesome. It's chock full of hot spank material!!!

22nd March 2007 - 02:00:14 PM

79842 : jon

lol, this is probably the WORST site I have ever seen in my life.

18th March 2007 - 01:59:11 AM

79817 :

ZOINKS!! I'VE GOT THE SUPERAIDS!!!!!

17th March 2007 - 03:16:33 PM

79816 : mafiaboss

sup ricky

17th March 2007 - 07:51:35 AM

79815 : Charlton Heston

I'm old and the government wants to take my gun away from me... well I got a message for them! "FROM MY COLD! DEAD! HANDS!" ... SCREECH, we at the NRA NEED YOU! I NEED YOU! That's right Screech. The NRA wants *YOU* to be their 'chosen one' to lead them to a glorious future where every punk ass kid has a hundred assault rifles to their respective name. SCREECH! Many a man has asked me why I turned to guns, I say "THE FUTURE IS EVIL, AND WE MUST PREPARE! PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE!" - You see Screech - you and I will be bonded together in a massive future war where humans bred as cattle for food to feed the hungry masses, and we'll fighting off talking apes in a nuclear wasteland whilst fighting off the walking dead who eat flesh and brains whilst trying to keep their pasty white skins out of the sun! YES! Screech! God has given you a gun! Will you save us and take us to the glory that is GUNTOPIA, a legend past down to us from father-to-son, father-to-son? OR will you be a cocky yellow commie far-left liberal wacko bastard who believes that Gray Aliens are secretly working on taking over the world with the full knowledge and co-operation of the US Government? Screech, I ask you - not as a friend, but as a lover - I want you to lead the NRA to victory! VICTORY! Screech! And to inaugirate you into our asylum we will ram our "M-16s" into your ass and "pop a few loads" into you - thus making the transition, and you will lead us! LEAD US, OH MIGHTY SCREECH!

17th March 2007 - 07:23:34 AM

79814 : gay man

the previous poster needs A NICE THICK COCK UP HIS ASSHOLE...STAT!

17th March 2007 - 06:08:42 AM

79813 : CMR=Central Movement against RacistStinkyWallin\'s

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09th March 2007 - 01:20:01 PM

79763 :

I want to suck and fuck your cock, Dustin. I am young and horny, waiting for you! - Dom in NH

09th March 2007 - 01:13:30 PM

79762 : Kurt Steinberg

Dr. Elbow, did you rub one out when you saw Diamond? I ask because that's what I did when I watched him in the Miss Bayside episode the other day.

09th March 2007 - 12:55:34 PM

79761 : Dr Keith Ablow

Had Dustin on my show today. What a cool guy! He's making porno now!

09th March 2007 - 12:00:26 PM

79760 : Dner

Kami, this guestbook is queers only. This questbook is for those who want to take a dump in Diamond's mouth and use his jewfro as a brillo pad to clean your asshole. Everyone on here is a demented faggot that loves hot gay sex and scat play. If you're willing to grow a penis, dress up like Mr. Belding, corner Dustin Diamond in a dark alley way and then have your sick and twisted way with his wizard sleeve of an asshole; you can post here. But if you don't fit the qualifications then leave!! THIS IS QUEERS ONLY!!!

09th March 2007 - 11:55:44 AM

79759 : Kami

Hey, I still love "Saved by the Bell" it rocks. my older sister and i watch it when its on. i love your character screech!!!!!!!!!!

09th March 2007 - 11:16:07 AM

79758 : Michael Chertoff

What the hell your name? Is it SNART, SNOOT, SCOOTER, SMACK, SCORTCH, SNEEK, SNICH, SNEET, SNOOTY, SMACKKY or SNOT? Please answer this question for our hall of records. Thank you. Yours, Michael Chertoff Secretary of Homeland Security Homeland Security. Keeping you safe by making America a prison.

09th March 2007 - 10:26:40 AM

79757 : Ted Kennedy

Scrotch! How's it hanging? It's me Ted Kennedy, everybody's favorite tax and spend liberal. I was expelled from Harvard in the 1950s for cheating and also killed a woman when I drove off a bridge and into a river in 1969 when I was driving drunk and left her to die in the water. Killing that woman gives me a great homosexual idea, Scrotch. I'd like to get drunk and then drive over you with my car. I will then drag you into my house and drown you in my tub. I will then stand over your corpse and jerk off. Hey, did you know that I snuck in to the morgue after my bro Predient John F. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963 and had sex with his dead corpse? I'm going to do the same to you, dipshit. I'm as fat and horny as Dennis Haskins, so you'd better keep looking over your shoulder because your ass will be mine soon.

09th March 2007 - 07:49:03 AM

79756 : Tony \'Scarface\' Montana

SNITCH! Ju little FUCK! Ju CHAVITO! I been hearin' things. Like w'at? I tell you like w'at! Manni been tellin' me you bin sucking cock and tellin' the chavitos that I been doin' business with SOSA! You fuc' with me, you phhookin' with da best! When I get my hands on ju, I about I stick your head up jer ass. See if it fits. If it don't. Well I make you say jello to my littl' frien' (my penis) and I dick your ass so hard your gonna be bleedin' for a month. Then I going to gonna blow your ass back to 'olumbia! Ju hear me?! The cops are all over me because of ju, ju hassa! COME TO ME! Ju want more! OH-KAY! DON'T WASTE MY MUTHAFUCKING TIME! JOU DEAD MUFAFUKA! OOOOOYAA!

09th March 2007 - 05:53:36 AM

79755 : Mark Foley

TO: dustin.diamond@dustindiamond.net FROM: Mark.Foley@usa.gov SUBJECT: RE: Important Questions from your Congressman! DATE: Fri, 1 Apr 2006 11:15:38 -0300 I have some serious and important questions, from your friend and congressman, Mark Foley. How's my favorite young stud from hip hop TV show "Saved by the Bell"? Did you get to spank Belding's bald head? Did you bounce repeadely on his erect penis whilst he was explaining his theory of gravity to you? I have some important questions to field to you: * did you spank it this weekend yourself? * where do you unload it? * do you like cute butts bouncing in the air? * i always use lotion and the hand, where do you stand on this controversional topic? * and grab the one eyed snake... just like yours. ummmmmmmmm . . . beautiful * I could give you a massage here . . . just a block and a half so you do see us palyin around? * We will make you successful, as long as you don't mind me grabbing your anus once in a while... Yours, Mark Foley (D-FL). - Working his way up your ass for a better tomorrow.

09th March 2007 - 05:26:53 AM

79754 : House Speaker Dennis Hastert

TO: dustin.diamond@dustindiamond.net FROM: dennis.hastert@usa.gov SUBJECT: RE: Let's get it on in the Congress! DATE: Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:15:58 -0500 Screech. Let's get it on in the Congress! Let me enter your "Oval Office"! Let's make a mockery of the constitution by shoving it up your ass. I want to "Save the Bell", by which I mean ring the liberty bell and make you deaf before exploding my white load in your ass. Let's pass this law together!

09th March 2007 - 12:23:10 AM

79753 : Ted Stevens

Dustin, my penis is over 10 inches long and I have very big balls. I want nothing more than to stuff them down your throat and fire my seed up your pulsating asshole. I can shove my entire fist up your ass and pull out last nights beef and cheddars. I have trained some very advanced homosexual moves from the town elders and I am ready to show you what I've got. I can meet you at the Walmart bathroom stall in Port Washington - the ones back by the layaway, the handicapped stall - it's got more than enough room for me to lay you down and shit all over you.

08th March 2007 - 03:18:37 PM

79750 : Kurt Steinberg

Dner, I work out at Ramone's Gym down on 6th Street in Key West. It's just past the White Swallow bar. They validate for the pink parking lot across the street. It's not designated as an all-gay gym, although most of the patrons are flaming.

08th March 2007 - 03:04:36 PM

79749 : JewveBeenFramed

Dear 'me', You are a nasty homophobic right wing loon ball. If I ever get my hands on you I'll make sure that you choke to death on my dong as I spray super AIDS down your throat. If you don't like the going-ons of a homo only guestbook then go away.

08th March 2007 - 03:03:59 PM

79748 : Dner

Kurt, do you go to an all-gay gym? I used to go to an all-gay gym called Geoffrey's Meat Market. It was mainly a freeweight gym, no machines or anything. After everyone worked out their big sweaty muscles, everybody would jump into the shower to clean their bodies, cocks, and colons. It was very erotic. I stopped going after awhile because it started attracting a straight crowd. Everybody that was queer stopped going and eventually Geoffrey sold the gym to some deigo named Tony. I think it's called Tony's Gym on 5th or something. I dunno, as I said, I stopped going after the breeders started moving in.

08th March 2007 - 03:02:01 PM

79747 : me

stupid homos get a life, and lean how to spell bunch of trailer trash fags.

08th March 2007 - 02:18:21 PM

79746 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey guys, I was at the gym yesterday lifting weights. As usual, I was wearing my Zubaz without underwear. After about 30 minutes of lunges, squats, and leg presses, the entire weight room was beginning to smell like my asshole. So then this weak kid with a giant jew fro walks in and asked me to spot for him on the bench press. This kid was a totall pussy and only put 5lb weights on each side of the bar. Then we started doing a couple reps and was struggling. I knew he would need my help on the third rep and so I immediately dropped my Zubaz and turned around so that my butthole was about 2 inches from his face and ripped a nasty wet fart while he was struggling to lift his rep. He was overcome by my fart and dropped the bar down onto his chest. His hands were occupied trying to lift the bar and I knew he was now defenseless against my aggressions. I then dunked my nuts in his mouth until I blew my load and cleaned his face with a golden shower. A couple other dudes saw what was happening and immediately dropped their shorts and started jerking off. After everyone had blown a few loads, we finally lifted the bar off the little pussy's chest. His ribs were bruised pretty badly, but I think he'll be ok. Unfortunately, I don't think he'll visit my gym again. :(

08th March 2007 - 11:45:51 AM

79745 : Dner

Kurt, I have a bootleg of an episode from the fourth season with that incident on it. The episode was only aired in Guam and nowhere else. I happened to recieve this episode from a Filipino ladyboy I was sucking off behind Tomcat's gay porno theater on Santa Monica Blvd in Hollywood.

08th March 2007 - 10:22:53 AM

79744 : Kurt Steinberg

Didn't Screech also get caught licking the skidmarks on Belding's tattered underwear when Belding was swimming a few laps (while completely naked) at the Bayside pool?

08th March 2007 - 10:13:42 AM

79743 : Did You Know?

Did you know that Dustin Diamond was once caught sniffing Mario Lopez's jockstrap?

08th March 2007 - 08:14:22 AM

79742 : KY Ahmed

i had many gay sex orgies with dustin. many loads were lost in mouth and ass. i fear dustin may have contracted many stds. good luck to you dustin/

08th March 2007 - 07:11:31 AM

79741 :

LICK MY AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08th March 2007 - 12:47:32 AM

79740 : paul daanen

screech powerz i need a golden shower from u. i am homeless living in portland, oregon and slept on rat dropping last night. i need your semen and piss to clean myself up. and then i will have sex with u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07th March 2007 - 11:54:23 PM

79739 : Epic Win

You fucking fail

07th March 2007 - 08:59:54 PM

79738 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Turd Ferguson, thanks for the head-up. I definitely plan on watching Diamond's appearances on Celebrity Fit club while I;m completely naked and masturbating. I intend to lose several loads per episode while I watch Diamond's lazy and chunky pale ass get fatter and fatter while the other contestants lose weight during the course of the show. My sofa is bound to have lots of semen stains by the time summer arrives! Thanks Diamond.

07th March 2007 - 01:20:58 PM

79736 : AIDS

Dustin you little fag, I'm cuming for you. Watch out when you sleep because I will enter you.

07th March 2007 - 11:32:53 AM

79735 : Porky McPork

Please pork me and spill your pork juice into me you porking son of a bitch! I want to feel that hot beef injection right in there. Does the thought of contracting the deadly CJD/mad cow disease turn you on as much as me? Get back to me so I can stuff my mc-sausage in you whilst I work my shift at mcdonalds and scald you with the vegatable oil. Who knows, someday even you will end up working here! So, you wanna know where the "beef" is? It's working its way up your pork hole!

07th March 2007 - 10:02:37 AM

79734 : Did You Know?

That Dustin Diamond was once mistaken for a hetrosexual male?

07th March 2007 - 08:26:24 AM

79733 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, is it true that your penis is the size of a Tic-Tac, whereas Belding's is the size of a Pringles can?

07th March 2007 - 12:39:12 AM

79732 : Sir Elton John

Screech honey, why haven't you been in touch? You missed a great party at my mansion last weekend. George Michael, Marc Almond, Andy Bell and several other of my music industry pals brought their partners and some flaming gay friends round, and we had a gay old time in my specially constructed Roman Bathhouse room. Highlights were when George dropped a greasy hellenic deuce in my mouth and I gave Andy Bell's manservant a diarrhea suprise. Also, I swallowed close to 2 litres of HIV+ sperm, a new personal best!

06th March 2007 - 07:25:06 PM

79731 : Dner

I thing "wheeled" would be the appropriate word, not waddled. She's way to big to hold herself up with her legs. Lame and fat, just the way Diamond like's 'em. Kind of reminds me of present D. Haskins.

06th March 2007 - 02:34:53 PM

79730 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, you missed your chance to hook up with this morbidly obese 873-lb woman before she dided. :( You should have hung around the Arby's until she waddled in and hit on her. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4575169.html

06th March 2007 - 06:33:12 AM

79729 : Did you know?

Did you know that Dustin Diamond holds the male record for most penises sucked in a single day?

06th March 2007 - 06:25:06 AM

79728 : JewveBeenFramed

Dustin, I'm totally into that move you showed me last night called "Credit Carding". For the gays that don't know it is when you get your penis and run it down the crack of another dude like your swiping your purchases. Next time, Dustbin, I'll show you what a London Broil really is!

06th March 2007 - 12:11:04 AM

79727 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, let's play "Gym Class." I just made it up. The rules of this game are simple - I roll a kickball across the ground while you chase after it. I will run after you and kick you in your tiny "ball bag" if I catch up to you. I will continue doing this until you pass out. You must be creaming your pants just thinking about playing this game with me!

05th March 2007 - 10:19:10 PM

79726 : dr. chaos

www.chaosvideo.net

05th March 2007 - 09:38:47 PM

79725 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, why is your penis so small?

05th March 2007 - 09:08:38 PM

79724 : Dustin K.

I like cars too. Especially when Sckraitch takes my Samoan cock up his ass there!!!!

05th March 2007 - 08:54:24 PM

79723 :

I like cars! and dustin diamond sux

05th March 2007 - 06:49:28 PM

79722 : Jennifer Misner

Back off, whore!!!!! Those are MY FUCKING BEEF AND CHEDDARS!!!!!!

05th March 2007 - 04:30:52 PM

79721 : Olycklig pappa

[Redacted – Spam]

05th March 2007 - 02:06:44 PM

79720 : One of Screech\'s fat bitches

Jennifer Misner, how dare you judge me! The Beef n Cheddars in the firdge are for me! You're just getting sloppy seconds on what I don't devour. I loves my cellulite and tells me to feed my fat saggy ass. He loves my cellulite.

05th March 2007 - 01:21:03 PM

79719 : JewveBeenFramed

Dustbin, I just can't stay away! I need your man meat in me RIGHT NOW!

05th March 2007 - 12:57:52 PM

79718 : Jennifer Misner

79717, you are a fucking cunt. Dustin is my man. He keeps my fridge filled with Beef n Cheddars. STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!

05th March 2007 - 12:30:20 PM

79717 :

Leave Screechy alone. He gives me tender loving when nobody else will. Everyone else sees that I am 200 lb overweight and runs away. Screech is different. We are in love. Love, One of Screech's fat bitches

05th March 2007 - 06:51:59 AM

79716 : Howdy Doody

Say Screech, what time is it? It's Howdy Doody time...IN MY PANTS!!!!!! THASS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER, YO ASS IS MINE AND I'M COMIN' TO GET IT!!! WATCH YO BACK SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05th March 2007 - 06:14:52 AM

79715 :

GUMDROP SPLOOEY ON YOUR PUBE-FACE

05th March 2007 - 12:57:06 AM

79714 : Dude with genital warts

Screech, where are u? I though you were going to contact me so that I could give you my genital warts as a gift. U stupid faggot!!!!!!!! Cum over here let me rub my crotch juice all over u.