Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #80001-80200

25th April 2007 - 10:12:32 PM

80157 : Deucer

Peussie, why have you started posting again? Your posts are nonsensical and pointless, and nobody even reads a word of them. Kindly fuck off and die.

25th April 2007 - 09:05:03 PM

80156 : Princess Peussie

[Redacted - Spam]

25th April 2007 - 07:20:45 PM

80155 : Princess Peussie

[Redacted - Spam]

25th April 2007 - 06:10:01 PM

80154 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, when are you going to compile all of the messages that have been posted here into a book? Team up with Max Goldberg and get this done. Get rid of the spam and posts by Princess Peussie in the final edition. Also, I think it would be great if you mention in the foreward to the book how often you visit this geustbooks, how many loads you've blown while reading the queer fantasies posted here, etc. Also, be sure to acknowledge the most prominent posters, including me. Thanks, buddy! - Kurt Steinberg

25th April 2007 - 05:43:10 PM

80153 : Barry

Fuck you Dustin

25th April 2007 - 11:40:45 AM

80152 : intruder2

better pleasure after having used the andropenis, get a glance on http://www.andropenis.com

25th April 2007 - 11:36:48 AM

80151 : interceptor3/Katana500

I gots tah get me some crack so i can smoeks it and teachez the kidz abouts what hard tymez I had as a edumacated black manz who likes to have sex with cubby young boys. Next period iz PE and I loves watching thoze boyz showaring it makez me wqantz to get mah chowda showaring all over the wallz!

25th April 2007 - 11:27:28 AM

80150 : wegweh

trhr

25th April 2007 - 10:19:32 AM

80149 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, does it turn you on when you think about all of the faggots who want to use your mouth as a toilet?

25th April 2007 - 10:07:59 AM

80148 :

I got a new JOEY like comedy TV show starring you, DUSTBIN DIMWIT as a slow-witted high-pitched nasal-accented fish-out-water loser! Episodes: 1) EXIT THE DRAGON, ENTER THE ZOINKS SCRET becomes a karate instructor and starts hi-yaring random gang members until he pisses off the local Yakuza who beat him to a bloody pulp. 2) BLESS ME SCRET, FOR I HAVE SINNED SCRET goes to a local Church only to find out the local reverand takes a fancy to him and asks him to join him in his private "confession" room... And lots of hot noises come from the confession room until the local prayers are climaxed by SCRET screaming at the top of his lungs "ZOIIINKS"! 3) SCRET P.I. SCRET becomes a private detective and wanders onto the set of a porn movie only for the sleazy producer to photoshop his face onto one of the actors doing a bukkake, turning the low-budget movie into the highest grosing porn movie since "Debbie Does Dallas Again" 4) BAYSIDE NIGHTS Just like Baywatch Nights but with 20% more clevage and upskirt shots.

25th April 2007 - 09:23:02 AM

80147 : Don Imus

Yeahh...oh yeah......oh god screech, you're so tight...yeah, take it all the way in...yeah...oh yeah...uhhhnnn...OH FUCK, I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUnnnngnGNNNNGHGHHHNH!

25th April 2007 - 07:55:12 AM

80146 : Did You know?

Did you know that Screech has had more Arabian lovers than the average twelve year old Thai boy?

25th April 2007 - 07:49:53 AM

80145 : JewveBeenFramed

Dustbin, I have been watching Fat Club with my cock in hand, for well over 48 hours now. I can't get enough of your fat flabby gut. I want to shoot my white wee-wee all over it. I would love to hook up with you again and make you bleed, like I did back in '98. Maybe we can spray a load of cheez whiz up your arsehole and get a gang of crackheads to lick it out then I can blow another salty load up there for old times sake. Let me know what you think, Screech.

24th April 2007 - 08:10:19 PM

80143 : Dner

Kurt and diamondcutter, you guys know I'll be there! That place looks like one big castle of queer love!

24th April 2007 - 06:07:02 PM

80142 : diamondcutter

I'm game... anyone else?

24th April 2007 - 05:25:27 PM

80141 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamondcutter, there's a nice pool in the back of the hotel where a bunch of dudes can go for a swim, take dumps, and have hot unprotected buttsex!

24th April 2007 - 05:14:18 PM

80140 : diamondcutter

Kurt, That place looks like a queer paradise... Too bad Sigfried and Roy aren't performing anymore...

24th April 2007 - 04:30:22 PM

80139 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamondcutter, I just did a google search and discovered that there is a Taco Bell somewhere in the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas. http://p.vtourist.com/682501-Excalibur_hotel-Las_Vegas.jpg That's where a bunch of the queers who post here need to meet on July 16, 2007 to celebrate the opening of Diamond's guestbook. Diamond has done so much to promote homosexuality since opening this website. I wonder how many heteros have been turned gay by this guestbook?

24th April 2007 - 02:53:56 PM

80138 : Carolina Cricket

I see I am not the only one who feels this way! ha!

24th April 2007 - 02:42:50 PM

80137 : Carolina Cricket

You Really Suck! Now battle that with logic!

19th April 2007 - 12:43:12 AM

80082 : Kurt Steinberg

How much do you want to bet that Janet is actually Janet Reno, the manly attorney general under the Clinton administration?

19th April 2007 - 12:29:58 AM

80081 : diamondcutter

how much do you want to bet that Janet is a fat heifer since that is the only female form attracted to him...

18th April 2007 - 11:29:11 PM

80079 : Janet

Screech, I would love to fuck your face. Hit me up sometime you big sexy baller you.

18th April 2007 - 05:56:28 PM

80078 :

Screech, I'm really backed up. I need to watch some of the later New Class episodes while I whack off. xoxo Mr. Belding

18th April 2007 - 04:52:36 PM

80077 : Kurt Steinberg

http://sbtbnow.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=Dustin& action=display&thread=1121180746&page=1 "He`s Married?? ซ Thread Started on 7/12/05 at 10:05 ป -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I found this at ohnotheydidnt LJ Community. My question is...He`s Married? Huh? When did that happen! I live in Milwaukee (WI) and Screech (I'm sure he has a real name, but hell if I know it) lives in the 'burbs around here somewhere. I work at the Hot Topic at one of said 'burbs and about two months ago he came in with his wife. I didn't know if it was actually him or just someone who looked unfortunately like him until the girls from Pretzel Maker came rushing over into our store and asked for his autograph. That was funny in and of it self, but it gets better: Screech is a true Wisconsin man - that is, he has a serious gut but isn't fat anywhere else. This point was made all the more amusing when he was looking at belts and asked my co-worker and I if we thought that "this 36" would fit him - yeah after him trying it on, helll naw. He ended up buying a 40 incher of some horrid description as well as three different Nightmare Before Christmas perfumes - we assumed for the wifey - and some other random stuff, for a grand total of $150ish in cash. Who knew he was such a baller? In any case, he was pretty stand-offish when it came to the autographs and apparently really HATES it when people call him "Screech." Okay, whatever Screech. Nice belt, Screech. So you dig that perfume, Screech? Me too, Screech. "

18th April 2007 - 02:42:45 PM

80076 : Nikolai

Screech Me want to make fuck with your pipe is brown. I like necklace to lay of pearl on frojew. I ZOINKS make you all the time in night. Make give me call. The penis hard I have for fuck in ass bottom.

18th April 2007 - 02:42:30 PM

80075 : dustinbasher

Dustin Diamond tried to get me to go home with him at this bar in LA. After constant pursuits (every one denied), I finally caught him slipping a "mickey" into my drink. When I brought this to the attention of the management he then proceeded to hand the manager a stack of $100 bills and the management had me ejected from the bar. I then pursued this legally, and Dustin made sure to cover his tracks, because one of his lackies vouched that he was not in that bar at the night in question. The case was dismissed. Oh yeah, I'm a guy too. Hope this reaches everyone.

18th April 2007 - 02:12:57 PM

80074 :

Maybe Katana is Mr. Belding.

18th April 2007 - 12:26:32 PM

80073 :

I guess that he is probably a high school teacher in Los Angeles, as he uses a computer with an IP address in the Los Angeles Unified School District. The guy is openly gay and hates whites and mexicans. Is it any wonder why Los Angeles has one of the worst public school systems in the country? Maybe Katana should make an appearance in a"Remember when..." story?

18th April 2007 - 12:03:56 PM

80072 : diamondcutter

Katana must be dead... those coordinates point to Rosedale Cemetery... http://maps.google.com/maps?num=100&hl=en&lr= &q=latitude%2034.0416%20longitude%20-118.2988%20&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl

18th April 2007 - 11:07:18 AM

80071 : Joseph Stalin

Hi Screech, it's me, Joseph Stalin. I've risen from the dead to get a piece of your jewish ass. You may rememeber as the rutherless leader of the Soviet Union from the 1920s until the 1950s when I ordered the murder of millions of political opponents during the "Great Purge." Guess what, Screechie-poo, I'm going to purge semen out of my wrinkled ballsac and dump it into your asshole! I'll give you a "red scare," you jew-bastard!

18th April 2007 - 10:34:54 AM

80070 : JewveBeenFramed

Scrotch, did all that spunk you guzzled effect your calorie intake? Maybe if you cut back on the dumpster parties you would have actually lost some weight, but there again, why should we be begrudge the only pleasure we get out of you?

18th April 2007 - 10:08:38 AM

80068 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey tank-ass, how much weight did you lose on Celebrity Fit Club? Is it true that everyone hated you because you kept sexually harrassing Ross the Internet and Ant, the two raging homosexuals on the show with you? Is it also true that you would sneak out to Arby's to eat Beef 'n Cheddars and get some hot ass by the Arby's dumpsters?

18th April 2007 - 06:44:56 AM

80067 : Verne Troyer

DUSTIN! Filming has just started to take place on "For Your Height Only" -- WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!! I called your office, your agent and that bloke who used to play Zack but you aren't returning any of my phone calls. I lobbied hard to get you to play Mr Giant and the studio executives (with one being Mike Myers) is going apeshit at me and have threatened to bundle me into a suitcase and make a TV spin-off called "Man in a Suitcase", which has nothing to do with the 1960's Spy TV show, but rather how I travel the world inside a midget-sized suitcase whilst every now and again getting kicked in the crotch. SCROTH, SNITCK, SNACK, SCREECH, .. DIAMOND - or whatever the hell your fucking name is now, GIVE ME A CALL and get your ASS down to the studio - I am already greased up and ready for our big scene where I have to climb into your anus whilst you sleep! HURRY UP SCREECH AND GET ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE!

18th April 2007 - 02:22:49 AM

80065 : fuckyouall

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18th April 2007 - 01:14:23 AM

80064 : Nikolai

Spunk I want to your rectum anus. Big cock I use to put inside hole of your butt. You like? I do hope you like cock of russian with large.

18th April 2007 - 12:59:19 AM

80063 : Diamond\'s nutsack

I'm really small and hairless.

18th April 2007 - 12:14:52 AM

80062 : Dustin K.

Hey Skrash! When will you join me and my Samoan salami for some hot buttsex?

17th April 2007 - 08:09:01 PM

80061 : Dner

Katana500, does your name happen to be T.K. "Milo the Janitor" Carter?

17th April 2007 - 04:37:52 PM

80060 : Katana500

Hey everyone, I post on IMDB and I hate white people. Here is information about my IP address: "Domain Name k12.ca.us ? (United States) IP Address 204.108.72.# (Los Angeles Unified School District) ISP Los Angeles Unified School District Location Continent : North America Country : United States (Facts) State : California City : Los Angeles Lat/Long : 34.0416, -118.2988 (Map) " Maybe someone can figure out who I am?

17th April 2007 - 04:10:35 PM

80059 : Andy

you're a tool.

17th April 2007 - 12:48:29 PM

80058 : Verne Troyer

Dustin, it's your old pal Verne Troy from the now defunct Austin Powers movies. I just got landed with a script and I want you to have a part in my new movie - it's a remake of the 1981 classic "For your height only", where I will play Agent 00, made famous by Weng Weng. Dustin, I'll get straight to the point - the script has me, Weng Weng, battling against an evil multinational company and you are the boss, or MR GIANT, and at one point I must plant a hidden microphone on you to incriminate you - and I must physically climb inside your tight anus to plant the device and in a later scene you finally give "birth" to me. Dustin, the script is littered with pop culture quotes, and of course, lots of midget sex.. plus there's witty quotes like "Don't be a nosy parker, Paco: with that curiosity of yours, you're liable to wake up one day and find yourself dead." where we've replaced the word "Paco" with "Mr Giant" and the word "dead" with "My cock in your anus". So Dustin.."Shall we get it on?" Call my agent!

17th April 2007 - 12:43:44 PM

80057 : 111111111111111111

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17th April 2007 - 11:35:27 AM

80056 : sude

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17th April 2007 - 11:14:37 AM

80055 : Danny DeVito

SCOTTY, I've just woke up from watching Arnie snooze fest "Junior" where Arnie gets pregnant. SCOTTY! I want to make you pregnant. Please let me shove my erection into your poop hole and dump my ever-so-hot load right between your rosy ass cheeks and drown your fart-machine with my sperm so that I can have a child of my very own? Get back to me dickhead!

17th April 2007 - 10:50:41 AM

80054 : The Screech Conspiracy

SCREECH! I heard an urban rumor that Peter Engel, producer of Saved by the Bell, and other countless rip-off teen comedies, did a never-to-be-seen episode where the whole guns-in-schools thing was covered, and where Eric, Jessie's evil New York brother, got inside your head about how everyone was against you and was really laughing at you, and not with you -- so much so that the next day you stormed the Maxx and blew Maxx away (which explained why Maxx the Magician suddenly disappeared) and went on a rampage killing off the nerdy chess people and stuff, and the episode was so controversial that they had to paper-mache a completely new and unrelated story-line that hardly cover up the inconsistencies and fast edits which made it look like an episode of the keystone cops? I heard that Engel nearly got fired from his job because of the episode and ultimately they had to kill off the entire series and show and replace the kids with hip urbanities and where you became the high-pitched nerd that we see on TV.

17th April 2007 - 08:36:49 AM

80052 : Mr. Tuttle

Screech, I heard that the crazy korean, Cho Seung-Hui, who shot up the Virginia Tech campus yesterday did so because he was insecure about his tiny asian cock. We all know that you have a tiny jewish cock. I hope you don't shoot up any campuses, faggot!

17th April 2007 - 07:16:54 AM

80051 : rtrreartr

NEMANJAS MAMMA ÄR HET ... NOOOT

17th April 2007 - 06:34:06 AM

80050 : JewveBeenFramed

Nice, hack! I heard that Turkish guys are really hot in the sack! Let's hook up and have a "Turkish Bath"! I'll spray some shit then spunk all over you then I'll lick it off just like in the good old days of the Ottoman empire!

17th April 2007 - 05:05:45 AM

80048 : Mexican Prisoner #1038

I propose to park a truck filled with Mexican semen into your ass. HONK! HONK!

17th April 2007 - 12:10:56 AM

80047 : ĂąĂĂ‡Ă˜ÂŚĂŚĂŽ

hey yo skretch there? you go make fuck with my cock hard?

16th April 2007 - 11:31:17 PM

80046 : paul daanen

screech i luv ur sexy afro. did you and mr. belding date in real life when you were on saved by the bell? that would be so cool. i bet u guys had fun fucking each other. i want to toss ur salad and have 69 with u.

16th April 2007 - 04:27:37 PM

80045 : Kurt Steinberg

It's about time that you guys paid me a visit in Key West. The whole area is overrun with queers - you're bound to get tons of hot male ass! A hot and spicy 21-year-old Cuban immigrant suched me off behind this Key West monument on Saturday evening: http://www.davestravelcorner.com/articles/keywest/Key-West-Monument-Cuba.jpg There's an old abandoned railroad bridge that runs parallel to the main highway through the various Florida Keys. http://www.keywest.com/robophotos/9.jpg You might remember it from the Arnold Schwartzenegger movie "True Lies." It was severaly damaged during a hurricane in 1935. I have personally enjoyed some hot all-male orgies on various sections of that bridge! I once took a shit in some dude's mouth while families with their children were driving by on the bridge currently in use! Seeing the disgusted looks on their faces was so hot!!!

16th April 2007 - 03:11:37 PM

80043 : JewveBeenframed

These recent discussions have been so H-O-T-T HOT! I'm totally creamy my pants right now! I think we need to hook up, Dustin! I need to get this thing out of my system and into your anus!

16th April 2007 - 03:09:05 PM

80042 : Dner

Sure thing Rocco!!

16th April 2007 - 11:04:35 AM

80040 : Dner

Ass vomit and The Duke of Dook, I'm really glad you guys are interested in my business venture! I'd love to have both of you as partners. Perhaps we can get together for a business meeting. I'm available this Friday at the dumpster in Key West where Kurt Steinberg lives.

13th April 2007 - 05:28:13 PM

80008 : Clarke

I fucking love you mate! wanna come round my house some time?

13th April 2007 - 04:28:40 PM

80007 : Beast

Fuck you Dustin. Has-been loser!

13th April 2007 - 04:02:44 PM

80006 : Dner

Assvomit, I love your style. Come join the rest of us queers at www.dustindiamondlove.com

13th April 2007 - 09:38:18 AM

80005 : Bubba

can't wait till you get here for your t shirt scam. i'll be buttering your buns for hours, honky motha fucka

13th April 2007 - 09:35:22 AM

80004 : DUSTIN DIAMOND

I LIKE TO SUCK GAY MEN'S ERECT PENISES

13th April 2007 - 06:16:24 AM

80003 : The Dustin Diamond Fan Group

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