Monday, October 28, 2019

Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #5501-5600



   06th November 2003 - 09:06:49 AM
5600 : Ashton
Your to cool for school

   06th November 2003 - 07:38:47 AM
5599 : Quilter
hello, is this the real dustin site?  
Someone please answer me please.  
Also- who is looking for boyfriend/girlfriend?  
I can help
   06th November 2003 - 05:50:42 AM
5598 : Kevin Manuputty
HALLO i com from Holland.. Mario Lopez! is COOL!! greetz Kev
   06th November 2003 - 04:04:54 AM
5597 : Internet Cop
The REAL Internet Cop here. I am not Chachi. But i would like to apologize, because i am not a 'militant anti-homo'.
That is all. I am not an asshole, thats all.

   06th November 2003 - 04:04:54 AM
5596 : Fagbusters
YOU ARE A HUNDRED SIDES OF THE SAME CUM-DRENCHED COIN.
   06th November 2003 - 12:48:14 AM
5595 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, please queer up your website a little bit more! Militant anti-homos such as Chachi and Internet Cop are ruining this place. I know that you created this website for one reason - to promote homosexuality! Please pencil me in for a rimjob at 10:00 PM tomorrow night behind the dumpster next to the local gas station on Wilshire!

- Kurt Steinberg
   05th November 2003 - 09:33:48 PM
5594 : sizzzzzzzan
wuzzzzzzzzzzzz uppppppppppppp duuuuuuudey im a homoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo seasonal boingggggggggggggggggggggg\

everybody here is wooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
   05th November 2003 - 09:27:30 PM
5593 : sean
wuzzzzzzzzzzzz upppppppppppppppp
   05th November 2003 - 04:03:44 PM
5592 : SUG_BOOG
I'm looking for some good save by the bell pictures for a project of mine. If anyones got some, please e-mail them to me :.)
   05th November 2003 - 03:32:30 PM
5591 : Internet Cop
Hi, Internet Cop here. I am the king of poor grammar and meaningless diatribes. My outward hostility towards homosexuals only masks my deep affection and attraction for Screech and others of his ilk. I would love to meet some nice homos for some anonymous "sexcapades" in the near future.
   05th November 2003 - 03:11:22 PM
5590 : jessika
screech u r the best!! u make me laugh sooo much...this site iz cool!!

    05th November 2003 - 12:03:34 PM
5589 : Internet Cop
Statistics show that black people are 254.8% more likely to be involved in drug related crime than white people. Now, argue yourselves out of that one, you fucking spooks.
    05th November 2003 - 11:06:23 AM   
5588 : Internet Cop
Statistics show that black people are 254.8% more likely to be involved in drug related crime than white people. Now, argue yourselves out of that one, you fucking spooks.
    05th November 2003 - 10:25:27 AM
5587 : JAMES
FUCK YOU!
   05th November 2003 - 10:03:13 AM
5586 : Ham Span
what's going on? are the messages below real or fakes?
I refuse to believe that Kurt Steinberg is not a homo, or that he is me.
I wish things would go back like before!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
Diamond you have fucked up the site! No one wants to post here anymore! Who is chachi really?
I used to fing this site amusing and entertaining, not to mention gey, but no one posts anymore!
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
   05th November 2003 - 03:11:36 AM
5585 : Fagbusters
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR "REINDEER GAMES", YOU HOMOSEXUAL SLUDGECICLES.
   05th November 2003 - 03:08:57 AM
5584 : Internet Cop
Hi this is the "internet cop" here again. i've cleared out the scum here. dustin, now that the scum is gone, i finally have you all to myself for some hot lovin'.

- Da Chach
    05th November 2003 - 01:40:52 AM
5583 : Gwando
Kurt, if i were you i would ignore chachi, he is an ass.
    05th November 2003 - 12:53:08 AM
5582 : Kurt Steinberg/Larry Bolton
Internet cop (or should I called you Chachi), I guess my ruse is up. You're right, I'm not queer and my name is neither "Kurt Steinberg" nor "Larry Bolton". Both are composite characters I have created. I don't like dudes - instead, I like babes with big jugs.

I am neither lonely nor insecure. I post here because it is fun! This website provides great comic relief! I laugh my ass off at some of the crazy things people say here. The first time I read some of the messages posted here, I was laughing so hard that my stomach started to hurt! Someone should compile these messages into a book! The really funny thing is that some people actually believe that Dustin Diamond is affiliated with this website in some way. However, most of the regulars here are just funny guys like myself - they post for the shock value of saying disgusting things!!! You cannot tell me that the messages here aren't hilarious!
    05th November 2003 - 12:47:47 AM
5581 : Kurt Steinberg/Larry Bolton
You're right about my feelings for Screech. I thought that he was an incredible dork and by far the worst, most annoying character on Saved By The Bell! Zack was a cool dude and Kelly was a hot babe, but Screech was a complete idiot.

Internet Cop, you should leave me, Ham Span, Gwando, RememberWhen, et al. alone - we post for the pure enjoyment of everyone who visits here! This is one of the funniest websites on the Internet!!!

- Kurt Steinberg/Larry Bolton

P.S. I am not associated with Ham Span, Gwando, Remember When, Leaky Ass Queer, et al.
    04th November 2003 - 06:27:01 PM
5580 : Internet Cop
Kurt, please call me to arrange gay sex.

xxxxx yr honey bunny.

    04th November 2003 - 01:59:26 PM
5579 : Internet Cop
Hi this is the "internet cop" here. i'm not an actual cop, but i call myself that because i do detective work, and i stop scum. Scum like the scum on this website. This will be a long post, as what I have to say is important.
 

I have something to say- 'Kurt Steinberg', 'RememberWhen', 'Gwando' and 'Leaky A** Q****r' are in fact the same person. This 'man' is actually called “Larry Bolton” (a possible pseudonym). Larry Bolton is a pervert. He invents these other characters because he is lonely, he is not even g*y, it is a rouse to attract attention. Here are some quotes of his from other sources.
 

(censored)
    04th November 2003 - 01:49:44 PM
5578 : Internet Cop
BOLTON-"nub - A guy with a tiny member.
 

Has anyone seen Nub? I think he p***d all over the bathroom floor again. That dirty little man!"
 

I'm not in a position to speculate, but this implies Larry is poorly 'endowed', perhaps this is a cause of his insecurity.
 

BOLTON-"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor p****r has struck again!"
 

Who is Bryan? A former abuser/molester? A cause of anguish, isolation and perversion?
    04th November 2003 - 01:43:20 PM
5577 : Internet Cop
BOLTON-“cookie game
 

A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting t***ing off. The last one to b*** his l**d on the cookie *** ** *** **. Often played while watching Screech on "Saved By The Bell."
 

The pledges had to play the "Cookie Game" last night prior to their initiation.”
‘Steinberg’ would later go on to quote this in a post, more evidence of his ability to invent imaginary friends, and act as if they are real. He has no interest in Dustin Diamond, or anything relating to him. The site, without moderation, merely enables him to spread perversion.
    04th November 2003 - 01:24:52 PM   
5576 : Internet Cop
BOLTON-

“quam

QU**r A*s M***********r; fa**ot

That guy is a huge quam!!!”

Proof that Bolton is not g*y, it is merely a ruse to attract attention. Bolton has never had intercourse, or any type of intimate moment, within another person, of either sex. This is the source of his massive exaggerations.
    04th November 2003 - 01:15:00 PM 
5575 : Internet Cop
There are many other such quotes scattered around various sites. These sites are always unmoderated, Bolton is able to escape with posting perverted material. He also spends a considerable amount of time viewing subscription and non-subscription pornographic websites, including obscene images of men, women, animals and children of a disgusting nature.

You can be helped, Larry, but you should not post here anymore, you are not welcome. To be honest I would encourage all of you to leave, as this site is of little value. Thanks for reading, my friends. If necessary, more personal secrets relating to Bolton may be revealed at a later date.

INTERNET COP.
    04th November 2003 - 11:09:02 AM
5574 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, thanks for the post about the episode involving the fistfight between Slater and Zack - that's one of my favorite episodes.

Do you remember the episode where there was a dance contest at The Max? I'd like to see a story about that episode! As I recall, Diamond was dancing like he had stuff lodged in his cornhole!

- Kurt Steinberg

P.S. Chachi, please call me for gay sex. Once you gay, you'll be there to stay!
    04th November 2003 - 06:41:22 AM
5573 : s. hulud
When i was about 12, i was in love with Screech. I'm not into macho freaks like Slater, a real man is sensitive and knows when to show his true feelingsd!
    04th November 2003 - 06:13:24 AM 
5572 : bo
diamond you fuckyijng ass wipe!!!
    04th November 2003 - 01:28:09 AM
5571 : Fagbusters
ROD BELDING IS BEELZEBUB'S SHITSTAIN.
    04th November 2003 - 12:38:58 AM
5570 : Remember when...
Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when a new girl showed up at Bayside and both Zack & Slater had the hots for her and competed with each other for her love? Remember when the tension escalated and they actually got into a fist fight in the hallway? Remember how jealous you were of the new girl and you wished that it was you Zack & AC were fighting over? Remember when Belding showed up wearing that really crappy toupee and attempted to break up the fight? Remember how all 3 of their bodies became an erotic mishmash of rubbing body torsos & limbs as they each attempted to pull each other off of the other? Remember how their groins bumped & grinded into each other as they continued to wrestle in the middle of the hallway in front of all the other watching students? Remember the noticeable erections they had? Remember how you wished you were a part of that 3-way tango? Remember how, without thinking, you tried to work your way into the homoerotic mass of struggling men and attempted to grope their crotches and Belding, Zack, & Slater, although noticeably aroused by your actions, stopped fighting & pretended to act shocked because you were doing this in front of the other students in the hall? Remember how ashamed & embarrassed you felt about it as Belding acted mad and escorted you, Zack, & AC straight to the detention room? Remember how that feeling of shame & embarrassment washed away as they all took turns giving you a golden shower in the detention room and you felt all of their hardened pre-cum dripping cocks rub & grind into the bare flesh of your scrawny face & chest as you vigorously jerked off with Belding's toupee?

Special thanks to Gwando & Leaky Ass Queer for the support.

    03rd November 2003 - 07:59:27 PM
5569 : Pozzer
Hey queers -

I recently bought some anal beads, but they werent what I expected. I want to get something else that would feel good, and would go deep inside my ass but these things honestly don't even touch the sides. I'm gagging to be filled up here, can one of you help me?

I can take two and maybe a half fists and wear tampons regularly to help stop the bleeding and fecal waste that sometimes trickles out (Kurt baby fucker you know where I'm cumming from!) so what toys are out there that could possibly satiate a big noncing puff bag homo spunkoid like me? Can you benders assist me?
    03rd November 2003 - 07:51:41 PM   
5568 : Your Dad!
Today I tried something very new and very kinky! I put a new adult pampers diaper, inserted a tampon in my "*****" then I pulled on a pair a pink Vanity Fair control breifs with the lacy sides , a matching bra and then loose fitting sweats to cover the whole ensemble up! Then off to local bar where the day barmaid is a total knockoutr! It was early so no one but her and I were there. After a few beers I had to pee and just it flow right there into my pampers as I was talking to her!! It was such a rush doing something naughty right in front of an unsuspecting hottie! Over the course of the next 2 hours I pee'd 3 times into my pampers and I was afraid I was saturated to the point of overflowing so I left! The feeling of that wet warm diaper in my panties was ecstatic!

BTW LIsa wld luv 2 by yr used panties, KTHXBAI!
    03rd November 2003 - 07:04:44 PM 
5567 :
hi
    03rd November 2003 - 06:59:28 PM
5566 : troy
i want to make porn and fick grils
    03rd November 2003 - 05:39:11 PM
5565 : Chachi
I've got my eye on you Steinberg, you disgusting queer.

-Da Chach.
    03rd November 2003 - 05:27:15 PM
5564 : Ethel M. Thatcher

As a white woman I know the only reason you hate black Gods is because they know how to use their BIG BLACK DICKS. I've been in bed and cars with tons of them in New Jersey, over the last twenty years and I can tell you with authority that their dicks are bigger, taste sweeter and feel better in your hands. Try one. You’ll love to see white sperm on their black bodies. When you’re done you can just let them go home to their wives and girlfriends. You can schedule them as you want and they won't tell anyone at work or at the bar because they know they won't get it any anymore. A black dick a day keeps the blues away and I do mean every day. When you go home, nobody, not even your closest friends or co-workers knows what you've done. You just go through your routine and you plan who will be the next one on your schedule tomorrow. Don't you just love the idea that they’ll fuck you no matter what you look like as long as you’re white? They don’t mind sloppy seconds, thirds or more. I LOVE BLACK DICKS. If you don't believe me ask your wives, daughters, mothers, sisters or any white woman you know. They all do it.

E.T.
    03rd November 2003 - 03:37:20 PM
5563 : karem romero
Arnold is the smallest
my browny pussy fade his puke away
    03rd November 2003 - 02:21:21 PM
5562 :
Dustin Diamond Is a God
    03rd November 2003 - 11:40:55 AM
5561 :
fuck you dustin you are a gay virgin
    03rd November 2003 - 10:20:50 AM  
5560 : Leaky Ass Queer
The 'remember when' posts are works of erotic genius. Thanks for posting.
    03rd November 2003 - 05:48:43 AM
5559 : Gwando
thank you for the warm welcome Kurt, it thrills me to see how succesful you have been in attracting queers and repelling morons while i have been absent! I am also thrilled and highly aroused to read some of the posts by new homos, especially the highly imaginative and arousing 'remember when' stories. It is obvious whoever wrote those is a true raging homosexual whom i would love to penetrate.

I am very glad that Diamond is keeping this site up- it is obvious he has a lot of respect for his gay fans. This site is now my first stop if i'm looking to lose a quick load.
    03rd November 2003 - 04:42:45 AM
5558 : Fagbusters
MISTER BELDING'S BROTHER WAS A GERBIL UZI.
    03rd November 2003 - 04:34:21 AM
5557 : Fagbusters
BEARING FRUIT IS FOR FRUITS. AND MISTER BELDING STARTED TO LOSE HIS HAIR BECAUSE GOD HATES QUEERS, AND HE TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND AND ONLY BECAME HALF-BALD THANKS TO GOD'S GRACES. JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU GERBIL-FLINGING, SALAD-TOSSING BUTTFUCKING DEVIANTS CAN. PRAISE BE TO THE SAVIOR. AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO PRETEND LIKE YOU WANT TO BE SAVED SO YOU CAN RAPE HIM IN A LATRINE, YOU FREAKS. OUR SAVIOR, I MEAN. NOT MISTER BELDING. BUT DON'T RAPE HIM EITHER. FAGS.
    03rd November 2003 - 12:35:25 AM
5556 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, welcome back! I'm glad that Diamond's neatly-trimmed beard still turns you on!!! I would personally love to rub Diamond's beard all over my nutsack!

I've been doing my best to "queer-up" this webpage as much as possible and my efforts have started to bear fruit! As you can see, there are several new posts of erotic queer material. Also, we seem to have scared away that turd, Chachi!!

- Kurt Steinberg
    03rd November 2003 - 12:28:25 AM
5555 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, thanks for providing this guestbook to your gay fans! We need an outlet to share our queer fantasies involving you! Many loads have been lost by fans who touch themselves while reading the erotic messages posted here!!!

You need to post more of your own messages here. Let us know what it was like to work with Belding and Slater! Did you have sex with Belding every day? Did he make you toss his salad???????

- Kurt Steinberg
    02nd November 2003 - 09:30:42 PM
5554 : joe hottie
my dick is huge
    02nd November 2003 - 04:20:03 PM
5553 : wtf
wtf is this place all about...im lost in a world of rape :?
    02nd November 2003 - 09:35:04 AM
5552 : lee
make me horney
    02nd November 2003 - 06:01:11 AM
5551 : master_p
yo i`m a dutch boy and i`m a big fan of you all, so people don`t fuck whit them!!!
    02nd November 2003 - 05:52:11 AM  
5550 : master_p
yo fuck jay, jay je moet niet zo dom doen tjap

  02nd November 2003 - 12:02:24 AM 
5549 : Remember when...
Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you, Zack, & Slater took part in the annual Bayside vs. Valley prank war? Remember when you stole Valley's pitbull mascot and was caught by Mr. Belding playing "dress up" with it in the janitor's closet and tried to pretend it was part of the prank war? Remember when Dan & Stan from Valley kidnapped you, then tied you up inside your tiger suit, took you to the football locker room, cut a hole in the suit's bum, and let the ENTIRE football team take turns doing you up the butt for 25 cents a turn? Remember how you could feel all of their warm & gooey cum leaking from your sore, stretched anus down onto your thighs and still-hairless ballsac? Remember when you asked if they could take of the tiger head so you could breathe easier and when they did, the entire football team had gathered around you & proceeded to blow their loads all over your head & face all at once? Remember how you tried your best to lap it all up like the hungry little cum guzzler that you are?
    01st November 2003 - 07:26:29 PM 
5548 : Phottox
I fart with all the power of The Almighty
    01st November 2003 - 07:02:08 PM
5547 : Billy
backy from supeery mommy made salad and poopy
    01st November 2003 - 05:11:06 PM 
5546 : Gwando
Hello all my queer friends and hello dustin! I haven't been able to post recently because i've been in prison! Needless to say i got a lot of action! Every night after i'd finished sucking my cellmate Tyrone's handle i would lie on my bunk and hand-crank while fantasizing about you Dustin!

Tyrone and i made a dress from some sheets and various bits of fabric. I would wear the dress, aswell as improvised makeup, and for my three months inside i was his 'bitch'! I'm glad to be free, but there are certain aspects of prison life i miss very much. We didn't have any access to the internet (for obvious reasons) but now i'm out i'm glad to see that this site is as gay (maybe even more gay) than when i left!

Thanks to all the hardcore queers who do a great public service by keeping this page fruity. i've already lost two loads reading some of the posts. Dustin i can't wait to see you again and befoul all of your orifices, and your neat little beard, with my various bodily fluids and excretia.
    01st November 2003 - 04:53:42 PM
5545 : billy
hie just boughty new picnic lunchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
aaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    01st November 2003 - 01:10:08 PM
5544 : credit card debt
Credit card debt credit card debt
    01st November 2003 - 12:10:02 PM
5543 : home business
home business
    01st November 2003 - 12:01:26 PM
5542 : business cards
business cards
    01st November 2003 - 09:34:38 AM 
5541 : Ginger Bush
Hiya!,Pretty student,18,looking for Xtra fun with mature guys... Ginger Bush.
 

lisa69@amserve.com
 

07800745183
    01st November 2003 - 09:05:24 AM   
5540 : patrick littel
hai i'm a dutch boy and i'm a grest fan off you all
    01st November 2003 - 04:53:41 AM   
5539 : Blatant Fake Person featuring Fagbusters
Hey, I think that Fagbusters is pretty cool. I heard that he is just afraid to love.

NO HE'S NOT. SHUT UP OR I WILL SMITE YOU WITH GOD'S LIGHT.

Yeah, I hear that he doesn't really hate gay people. In fact, people say that he comes off pretty queer himself.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY SODOMITE MOUTH.

Give it a week and he'll have Kurt Steinberg bent over a toilet seat at the Whiskey.

GODDAMNIT I WILL MURDER YOU, BLASPHEMER.

He's just mad that he didn't know that Dustin Diamond lived in Wisconsin until he moved away to California.

YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD. I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH GOD'S BLESSING.

He's a really swell guy when you look past the fact that he's not real.
    01st November 2003 - 04:32:44 AM
5538 : Fagbusters
I AM THE RIGHTEOUS SCOURGE OF THOSE WHO FEAR THE BATHROOMS IN HOLLYWOOD.
    01st November 2003 - 03:07:17 AM
5537 : lisa
hey people long time no speak i just got back of holiday and i got a fucking cold and i was pissed of all day yestarday coz my planes was fuckin delayed about 3 hours.......... anyway what have a missed i see fagbusters is still being a gimp well im off now catch yaz later

peace out ;)
    01st November 2003 - 01:48:56 AM
5536 : Fagbusters
SCREECH POWERS IS TO HOMOSEXUALS WHAT ZYKLON-B IS TO MISTER BELDING'S GENITALS.
    01st November 2003 - 01:09:51 AM
5535 : Chris rydman
Chad Cole sup big boi i bet your 30 because people in alsaka sure can't spell as good as you can. i didnt know hey was spelled hay or area was spelled aria. Man you alsaka people have so much to teach us stupid screech fans. I HOPE WE MEAT so we can talk about your spelling problems. its meet dumbass
    01st November 2003 - 12:55:06 AM   
5534 :

DUSTIN DIAMOND IS SO KOOL GUYS!
    31st October 2003 - 10:32:19 PM
5533 :
55345712
    31st October 2003 - 09:57:37 PM 
5532 : Fagbusters
ONLY QUEERS BRING NITROUS OXIDE TO A RAVE AND TAKE IT BACK.
    31st October 2003 - 07:51:53 PM   
5531 : Remember when...
Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you guys got summer jobs at that local beach resort called Malibu Sands and worked for that fat Leon Carosi guy? Remember when Zack got the hots for the boss' daughter Stacey and you were jealous of her because you wanted Zack all to yourself? Remember how you ran into the comforting (and very muscular) arms of Slater as a result? Remember how Slater forcefully shoved that ripe pineapple up your tight little butthole even though you didn't want him to, but you let him because you were glad to be getting some attention? Remember when AC made you walk around with it shoved up your ass for a whole day & then made you eat it afterwards? Remember how constipated you became? Remember when AC then had you drink a whole bottle of ex-lax and told you to let loose your liquified bowels all over his very well tanned chest? Remember when your boss Mr. Carosi caught you licking Slater's chest & hardened nipples clean while in the kitchen freezer? Remember when he joined in too?
    31st October 2003 - 05:43:03 PM
5530 : kiehff
Turkish suck

   31st October 2003 - 02:08:18 PM
5529 : Billy
Mommmmaa saidy i could have a corn dogy for lunchy
   31st October 2003 - 01:38:09 PM
5528 : Phillip Grey
i think that saved by the bell was a great show and the girls were very hot

   31st October 2003 - 12:53:45 PM
5527 : Chad Cole
hay fuck face. i think your a fagit and im goin to fuck your mama. i think u look like a dick and all my friends say that when we meat u we will beat the hell out of u. your a wanna be nigger that is on crack. i live in fairbanks alaska. off of chena hot springs road. if your ever in the aria and wann get ass fuck look me up i think your gay and i em to so hit me up big boy;)
   31st October 2003 - 11:50:47 AM
5526 : Chris rydman
Dustin is a sexy beast
   31st October 2003 - 11:43:30 AM
5525 : Mike
can i get some
   31st October 2003 - 09:39:22 AM
5524 : billy
yo nigga
   31st October 2003 - 08:25:11 AM
5523 : billy
I goe to partyye tonighty Im so excitedd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   31st October 2003 - 05:01:17 AM
5522 : Free email
free email
   31st October 2003 - 03:35:07 AM
5521 : Fagbusters
THE ALTERNATE THEME SONG TO SAVED BY THE BELL IS AS GAY AS MARIO LOPEZ PLAYING GREG LOUGANIS IN A TV MOVIE.
   31st October 2003 - 12:10:03 AM
5520 : Fagbusters
MISTER CORROSI IS A CHILD PORNOGRAPHER.

   30th October 2003 - 11:59:53 PM
5519 : Billy
Hi mikey I Billly Cool
   30th October 2003 - 11:51:25 PM
5518 : Mike
Hi Chelsea, Im okay. What you up too?

   30th October 2003 - 11:50:22 PM
5517 : Chelsea
hey peoples, life is good, how about yours?
   30th October 2003 - 11:41:24 PM
5516 : billy
Imm havinng funn tonighty. I get to stay up till 8;30 for the lucy show
   30th October 2003 - 11:16:29 PM
5515 : billy
I likie to havve friends theree fun
   30th October 2003 - 11:09:12 PM
5514 : b00ga
trick or treat! for halloween, i'm going to wear a cutout dustin diamond mask and dress up as screech. i'll even wear the same clothes as screech does in the pic on the front page of this website. then i'll go to the nearest arcade and lean up against a "mr. do" machine to complete the effect. if i don't get any candy out of it, then i figure i'll at least be able to end up getting some very sloppy head from the lonely arcade attendant. score!
   30th October 2003 - 11:02:12 PM
5513 : billy
I getta a cracker fromm kitcheney
   30th October 2003 - 10:55:08 PM
5512 : Display cases
display cases
   30th October 2003 - 10:53:24 PM
5511 : momma
Ok but yuo still havre to eat mmy dirty snatch durring the comercialls
   30th October 2003 - 10:45:13 PM
5510 : billy
BUTt moma I needei my tvieee watch showw onie tv

    30th October 2003 - 10:33:56 PM
5509 : momma
billy You have a nuaghty mouth . No more I love lucy for you
    30th October 2003 - 08:25:31 PM
5508 : billy
did i mmention thaat my dadyy fuk me too
    30th October 2003 - 08:13:03 PM
5507 : billy
i allso try to rape my sistter but she iis to strong so i fuk my puppyy insteed
    30th October 2003 - 08:02:53 PM
5506 : billy

mommaa also let me fuk her at nitee she smells funyy
    30th October 2003 - 06:08:10 PM
5505 : billy
mommaa makiny Pancaky and hash brown for suppper
    30th October 2003 - 06:06:51 PM   
5504 : Mhairi-Shaan Llewish
I cum fwom a cuntri call wayles. dere be lossa sheeps dere. but i too buzi bang-ging mae cuzzen to notish.

yakkidar.
 
    30th October 2003 - 04:51:23 PM
5503 : Remember when...
Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode when you asked Lisa to the prom and she said she would go with you "when worms have ears!"? Remember how you were visibly going through puberty at the time and your voice had become noticeably deeper? Remember how as Lisa walked away, you noticed Mr. Belding walking by decked out in a brand new suit & tie? Remember how he had a swagger in his walk and you couldn't take your eyes away from his swaying hips & crotch? Remember how confused & conflicted you felt about it when you felt a strange sensation begin to stir in your groin and you slowly followed him as you continued to watch him stroll on down the hall? Remember how less confused & conflicted you felt about it when he bent you over his desk and penetrated you for the very first time, popping your tight brown butt cherry and "breaking" you into his world, a world from which you have never looked back from? Remember when he finally came inside you and you accidentally hit the intercom button and let out a shrill, high-pitched, voice-cracking scream and everybody thought it was the lunch bell?

Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support.
    30th October 2003 - 04:44:06 PM
5502 : Billy
I wente to class andi madee a face on papery
    30th October 2003 - 03:16:51 PM  
5501 : ashoole
your in direct violation of internet law and its in bad taste to this guys a geek but hes got rights hope he sues u