Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #78501-78800

27th October 2006 - 02:45:50 PM

78795 : Gay Zack

Screech, you stupid fuck. I must donkey punch you. I get harder everytime you do something stupid. If you don't stop being such a dumbass, my cock will get so hard that it falls off. Hope to plunger your ass soon.

27th October 2006 - 02:34:15 PM

78794 : Kurt Steinberg

It took Zack's dad 35 minutes to upload the picture of Diamond that's on the main page of this website. Diamond, maybe if you Bill Gates or Larry Ellison take a dump in your mouth they'll help you improve this website!

27th October 2006 - 12:24:16 PM

78793 : Rocco

Yeah, There isn't that much you could do with a Packard Bell 386. Diamond you are the dumbest fuck on the earth. Next time suck of Bill Gates and mabey you will have a better site! ROCCO

27th October 2006 - 11:17:51 AM

78792 : Kurt Steinberg

Rocco, I think that Zack's dad did the best he could with his 1990 computers. Those computers actually used modems that tranmit at maximum speeds of only 4800 baud! Maybe Diamond should have sucked off someone who had better computer equipment.

27th October 2006 - 10:18:15 AM

78791 : Rocco

Diamond paid Zack's dad by sucking him off to put this website together. That guy was still using 1990 computers that he tried to sell to Bayside, what the fuck do you expect it to look like? ROCCO

27th October 2006 - 08:37:51 AM

78790 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey 78789, Diamond is a penniless nerd. He cannot afford to hire someone to update this website.

27th October 2006 - 07:59:23 AM

78789 :

This is a really poorly coded and designed web site. This isn't 1997 anymore I'm afraid.

27th October 2006 - 07:30:53 AM

78788 : WWE\'s \"the Miz\"

HOO-RA Screech! It's me -- WWE's very own - "The Miz"! Seeing as you're the star of crappy teen comedy "Saved by the Bell" and that I'm the number one most annoying wrestler on the "Smackdown" roster, let's say we hook up together for a one-time only, "icon vs icon, legend vs legend, messiah vs the miz" "90-minute ironman lumberjack prison rape match" where half of our smackdown wrestlers will dress up as prison wards, whilst the other as dangerous, infectious, lusty criminals who will, one by one, come into the square'd circle to join us in our classic match-up where the phone will literally be off the hook, where the crowd will go wild for every donkey punch, and the crowd laugh as every greased-up, washed-up, has-been wrestler and failed actor in this so-called business gets down-n'-dirty with you and rape you of whatever little anal virginity you have. I can't wait to show you my made-up move, "The Mizard of Oz", which I named myself for no real reason other than to stroke my already huge ego.... Talki

26th October 2006 - 04:57:18 PM

78787 : Gary Niger

HORSEDICK!

26th October 2006 - 01:11:11 PM

78786 : joe jenkins

i wipe my anus with a picture of your face

26th October 2006 - 01:11:12 PM

78786 : joe jenkins

i wipe my anus with a picture of your face

26th October 2006 - 01:11:12 PM

78786 : joe jenkins

i wipe my anus with a picture of your face

26th October 2006 - 11:18:35 AM

78785 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I came across this article about you: "DIAMOND TO CASH IN ON SEX TAPE SCANDAL Former SAVED BY THE BELL star DUSTIN DIAMOND has stunned fans by choosing to take a cut of the profits from of his notorious sex tape instead of spending thousands of dollars trying to ban its release. Diamond, who played nerdy SCREECH on the 1990s high school series, claims he wasn't looking for a second career when he filmed himself having sex with two women four years ago. He tells American publication Us Weekly, "I'm not an adult actor. I did something stupid in private." Diamond, who is dating his manager, JENNIFER MISNER, claims he and some pals each made sex tapes as a joke. He says that someone leaked his tape, but insists he doesn't know who. Although he initially threatened to sue, the 29-year-old has now decided to make a profit on the 40-minute sex tape, tentatively titled SAVED BY THE SMELL, which will be released next month (NOV06). Diamond explains, "I thought, I can spend a fortune fighting this or I can try and make a fortune." He adds, "Let's just say, if I were a small man, it would be worse."" http://www.pr-inside.com/diamond-to-cash-in-on-sex-tape-scandal-r22746.htm Diamond, didn't you recently mention that some dude was your manager, but Jennifer was just your girlfriend? Now she's your manager again? Get your lies straight, fucko!

26th October 2006 - 08:44:46 AM

78784 : Ass grouter

I WANNA DESTROY SCREECHS ANAL HYMEN WITH MY MIGHTY BEEF TRUMPET

26th October 2006 - 08:37:36 AM

78783 : Jm J. Bullock

hey scritch, i sure hope you're ready for me to come to your house and fire a gallon of my steaming HIV+ seed down your gullet!! There's an AIDS tornado comin' your way!! Look out, look out, there's AIDS about!!!!!! A hard AIDS-infected rain's a-gonna fall!!! Here comes the AIDS brigade, motherfucker!!!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!! AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26th October 2006 - 05:50:46 AM

78782 : President Venis

The penis. It must invade you. My weapon of mass distrustion must penetrate your failed state and install a regime change that will leave me inside your anus for about 3-5 years with everyone wondering should I cut and run, or dump my load and steal your oil, by which I mean your blood. VOTE FOR PRESIDENT SCREECH 2050

26th October 2006 - 05:38:19 AM

78781 : Sammy

Hi Dustin, Im your biggest fan, i fanceied you so much in save by the bell. I would really like to meet up if you ever come to England. Hope your well. If you ever want to get it touch just drop me an email and we can sort something out.

26th October 2006 - 02:10:20 AM

78780 : Jm J. Bullock

hey scroatch, guess who's coming to dinner...AIDS!!!!!!

26th October 2006 - 01:59:08 AM

78779 : Jm J. Bullock

i sure hope you like the taste of HIV+ sperm motherfucker!!!!!

26th October 2006 - 01:33:19 AM

78778 : Jennifer Misner

With the release of my husband or boyfriend or whatever's "sex" tape, I want to make my own. I want 2 well endowed males, preferably arab, to stuff beef and cheddars up my crotch. Then I will crap on their faces. Anyone interested? E-mail me...

26th October 2006 - 01:59:08 AM

78779 : Jm J. Bullock

i sure hope you like the taste of HIV+ sperm motherfucker!!!!!

26th October 2006 - 01:33:19 AM

78778 : Jennifer Misner

With the release of my husband or boyfriend or whatever's "sex" tape, I want to make my own. I want 2 well endowed males, preferably arab, to stuff beef and cheddars up my crotch. Then I will crap on their faces. Anyone interested? E-mail me...

25th October 2006 - 10:41:23 PM

78777 : Dner

Hey Diamond, I have a quick question for you. Is it true that you once shit out a dead baby bird? Please get back to me on this burning issue. I have 20 bucks on it.

25th October 2006 - 08:32:59 PM

78776 : jimy

well diamond i heard you have a sex tape iwould love to see it with my wife when is the tape coming out my wife is a big fan please give me all the information good luck i heard you were good in bed and has the family jewels

25th October 2006 - 04:23:11 PM

78775 : Rocco

Well done Dner!!! I love how that faggot Screech thought he could get away with a quick feel, but how quickly the tables were turned! I can only hope that something very similar happens to him during his next scam and instead of two chicks/trannies we see Screech being assraped by Belding, Milo and Slater! ROCCO

25th October 2006 - 03:54:36 PM

78774 : Kurt

Dner, great story. I like Belding's judicious use of his switchblade! I also think it is funny that everyone is always laughing at Screech while he's getting sodomized and beaten to a pulp. Screech is nothing more than a subhuman clown to all of the other Saved By The Bell characters.

25th October 2006 - 03:37:10 PM

78773 : Dner

Hey Screech, remember the Zack Attack episode where Slater got in the racecar accident? Remember when you and the gang went to visit him in the hospital? Remember when you asked him how long heíd be in there and he said a few days? Remember when everyone left and Slater went to sleep? Remember when your homosexual urges got the best of you and you decided to wait for Slater to pass out from his morphine drip so you could play with his cock and balls? Remember when Slater passed out and you hid in the closet? Remember when the coast was clear and you made your way to his bed? Remember when you lifted up his gown and started to suck his balls? Remember when you licked his shaft up and down? Remember how excited you were and you started to jerkoff? Remember when you heard some rustling in the bathroom but you didnít think it was important? Remember when Slater let out a huge nasty fart? Remember when that got your motor running hot and you came? Remember when you screamed ìZOINKS!!!!î Remember when Slater woke up and shouted, ìHEY YOU DEMENTED FAGGOT!!!!î Remember how embarrassed you were? Remember when Slater said that he had some other ìvisitorsî for a ìnight visit?î Remember when Belding and Milo came out of the bathroom completely naked with huge raging hardons? Remember how confused you were and you tried to leave the room? Remember when Milo the Janitor said ìjust where the FUCK do you think youíre going white chowder?î Remember when Belding pulled out a switch blade and held it to your neck and forced you to the ground? Remember when Belding used the blade to remove your lame clothing? Remember when Milo took his mop handle and beat the piss out of you? Remember how Slater laughed and laughed? Remember when Slater told Belding that his bedpan needed to be cleaned out? Remember when Milo grabbed the bedpan rubbed your jewfro in the piss and shit? Remember when Belding took Slaterís morphine drip and hooked it to you until you were a drugged up mess? Remember when Belding and Milo dressed up at orderlies and grabbed a wheelchair from the call? Remember when the dressed you up in a patients gown and wheeled you to the boiler room where Tuttle was working during the weekend for some beer money? Remember when Tuttle tied your drugged up body to a pipe and Tuttle and Belding took turns fucking and cumming in your ass? Remember when Milo started fucking your butthole and you started to wake up? Remember when you were still dazed from the morphine and you didnít realized what had happened to you? Remember when Milo came in you and then grabbed your face and lifted up his mop so you could see it and said ìTHIS IS HOW I KISS FAGGOT! AND IíM GONNA KISS YOU ALLLLLLLL OVER!!!î Remember when he started to beat you with the mop handle as Belding and Tuttle laughed? Remember when Tuttle and Belding took turns beating you with the mop handle? Remember when you couldnít see anything anymore because your face swelled up from the mop beating? Remember when Belding and Milo dressed back up as orderlies and put you back in the wheelchair? Remember when the wheeled you through the hospital and you could feel Beldingís switch blade at the back of your neck? Remember how you tried to speak but you couldnít because of your swollen face? Remember when Belding and Milo dumped you in the hospital dumpster and you where impaled by infections materials? Remember how you had to spend a few months in the hospital to treat those various infections? Remember how your hospital stay forced the Zack Attack to cancel its tour and then caused the band to break up? Remember how Zack, Belding, Tuttle, Slater, Ox, and Mr. Dewey would come to ìvisitî you? Thatíll teach you to violate the ìno visitors after hoursî rule!!

25th October 2006 - 03:29:38 PM

78772 : Kurt Steinberg

I think it would be funny if someone sent a Dustin Diamond-related "postcard" to this website: http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

25th October 2006 - 03:02:14 PM

78771 : Dner

Kurt, Screech sure as hell got an intestinal virus. He has the trots for quite some time. In fact Tuttle gobbled up his Hersey squirts.

25th October 2006 - 10:25:44 AM

78770 : Kurt Steinberg

Dner and Ox, I vaugely remember seeing a re-run of that episode late at night on TBS a few years ago. Didn't Screech contract a nasty intestinal virus from Sleter's diseased feces?

25th October 2006 - 09:45:03 AM

78769 : Michael Barrymore

I WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH YOUR ARSEPIPE

25th October 2006 - 08:46:39 AM

78768 : \'Dustbin\' Diamond

I'm 'Dustbin' Diamond. Sex Star. Please give me "Dirty Sanchez". Buy my T-shirts, save my home. Please give me money. I like doing it in the Dustbin!

25th October 2006 - 08:26:25 AM

78767 : Dner

Ox, that was a great episode! I love the part where he got a nasty infection on his face from Slater's stool.

25th October 2006 - 08:17:56 AM

78766 : aimee

Hi Dustin, just dropped by to say I really enjoyed your stand-up show last week, it was a great night. Thanks for the free T-Shirt, it was most kind of you ;-) Why do you allow all these icky posts in your guestbook? You should really take more care over your official site, it doesn't reflect well on you. Bye 4 now, aimee xxxxxx

25th October 2006 - 08:03:07 AM

78765 : big nosed fan

Hey Screech! I am a big fan of SAVED BY THE BELL, whatever happened to that Tiffani girl? I can't believe they cancelled your show, MIAMI CA. I'm look forward to the next episode of CITY GUYS where you meet with the actors from CALIFORNIA DREAMS and beat them in a meaningless wrestling match. I can't wait to hear you yelp "ZOINKS" every 5 seconds, which is proceeded by the famous 7-minute WOOOO-track which seems to inflitrate every fucking episode of MIAMI CA that you are on. Until the next episode of CALIFORNIA DREAMS!

25th October 2006 - 07:33:30 AM

78764 : BORAT

SCRATCH, You are big star in my country Kazakstan. I wish to make sex crime with your anus. In my country, "zoinks" is banned word and was replaced in 1997 farmers revolution by the word "oinks". I vish to make sex crime with you and make you say "oinks" when I stick my kudos into you and make liquid explosion. You liken the sex crime?

25th October 2006 - 01:14:35 AM

78763 : Jm J. Bullock

hey SCROTCH, i've got a present for ya...AIDS!!! why not come suck your present out of my cock motherfucker!!

25th October 2006 - 01:02:05 AM

78762 : Jm J. Bullock

Hey hey hey screechie, i haven't forgotten about ya! I still wanna give you a nice hefty dose of the AIDS right up your brownpipe! i hope you like having dudes stamp on your balls while wearing hiking boots motherfucker!!! Jm J is bringin tha AIDS!!

24th October 2006 - 11:40:18 PM

78761 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took Slater, Zack, Mr. Tuttle, and you to the Max for dinner to celebrate Slaterís first place finish in the California state wrestling championship? Remember how the Max had a small arcade with Centipede and Frogger? Remember how you hated those games because you sucked at them? Remember when you complained to Belding and he replied ìSHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!î Remember when you started crying and everyone laughed at you and called you a stupid homo? Remember when Belding appeared to feel badly and put his arm around you and told you that the Max did have a new arcade game? Remember when your face lit up and you asked what the game was? Remember when he said it was Asteroids? Remember how you started grinning like an idiot because that was your favorite game? Remember when you asked where the Asteroids game was and Belding got up and told you to follow him? Remember how confused you became as Belding started walking toward the menís bathroom? Remember when you asked Belding why he was walking to bathroom and he replied, ìitís hidden in the bathroom.î Remember when you naively believed him because he was your role model and you looked up to him? Remember how the bathroom smelled like a sewer when Belding opened the door because Slater had clogged up one of the toilets with chunks of shit because the Taco Bell he had eaten that day didnít agree with his bowels? Remember when you didnít see an Asteroids game in the bathroom and asked Belding where it was? Remember when slugged you in the gut and then threw you face-first at the bathroom mirror? Remember when he said, ìyou want to play Asteroids faggot? Go ahead DIPSHITî and then threw you face first into the toilet that was filled with Slaterís turds? Remember when Belding said, ìare you having fun avoiding the turds? How do you like my game of Asteroids?î Remember when Slater and Zack ran into the bathroom and dropped their pants? Remember when Zack tore off your Zubaz and ass raped you while Slater and Mr. Belding dropped deuces in your jew-fro? Remember when Tuttle walked into the bathroom and started jerking off to the sounds of your screams for help? The Bayside gang really got you good that time!

24th October 2006 - 11:05:29 PM

78760 : Rocco

Dner, I heard that Diamond stretches out his ass and lets members of the queercore audience mosh in his rectum! Damn Diamond get DD and the Dicksmokers back together for a new show. I'm gonna wear a nice pair of golf cleats!!!! ROCCO

24th October 2006 - 06:15:47 AM

78751 : Marcus Flint

Diamond, can you explain why you are now endorsing your sex tape and cashing in on some of the profits? Can you admit its just another scam and that it wasnt you in the tape? I demand a quick reply you parking cone nosed faggot!

24th October 2006 - 03:51:58 AM

78750 : cris burrk

uh oh i made bm in my drawers

24th October 2006 - 03:06:59 AM

78749 : cornshit catastrophe

SCREECH YOU SLEAZY MOTHERFUCKER U R GONNA GET THE AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24th October 2006 - 02:27:48 AM

78748 : Deucer

Yo DD, it's great that you finally got Belding's dick out of your mouth long enough to get your site back up and running! Can I take a steaming great dump in your fro?? PS check out my forum motherfucker http://s12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/index.php?act=idx

24th October 2006 - 12:53:03 AM

78747 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I have an important and serious question for you. Specifically, when I drop trow and sit naked on my my next door neighbor's couch while pleasuring myself to episodes of you on SBTB: The New Class, the couch starts to smell like ass after awhile. So my question for you is - does your bird chest smell like ass after a bunch of high school principals sit on it while tossing off? If so, how do you et rid of the smell?

24th October 2006 - 12:46:13 AM

78746 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, why did you take down this website for so many months? Is it because you were filming your gay porno? Stupid faggot!

23rd October 2006 - 04:40:57 PM

78745 : scratchy

YOU SUED YTMND.COM HOW COULD YOU

23rd October 2006 - 03:54:27 PM

78744 : Guy

I like how this website comprises a section of douche-man's wiki entry. the failed attempt to reclaim HIS OWN NAME as a domain elicits a giggle. how inept must one be to lose that court battle. anyway, the "save my house" scam almost registered more than fifteen minutes on the ole' fame scale, but the quasi-kinky porn video shindig was just gauche.

23rd October 2006 - 11:48:21 AM

78743 : tee-jay

Hay all!! Greetings from Canada!! Surfin around, came across this site, oh the good ol' days dreamin about Dustin, can you believe I still watch the show while getting ready for work each morning. lol Perhaps I'm a geek, but c'est la vie. ciao kiddies, must return to my dog sled tied to the igloo.. hahaha

31st July 2006 - 03:37:09 PM

78742 : Soundman

lol nice page. i like ymtd or whatever better. Too bad i cant really talk to dustin diamond >_>

31st July 2006 - 02:03:08 PM

78741 :

Gay this up: http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/07/29/screech-wants-you-to-have-great-sex/

31st July 2006 - 01:58:24 PM

78740 : Rocco

He's a regular Rico Suave. I hate him more each day! That guy's fake girlfriend is a fat cow. What a stud. God I'd like to pinch a smelly shit on Diamonds head. Diamond please call me soon to schedule this! And unless you are going to give advice on how to be one of the world's top ten losers SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! ROCCO

31st July 2006 - 01:43:07 PM

78739 : Kurt

Check this out! Diamond actually does like to have sex in spas just like in my queer fantasy! For some reason, however, he doesn't mention being in a spa with a bunch of dudes piss, shitting, and jizzing - this article must have been heavily editted. Also, Diamond makes an innuedo that Zack is gay. It's odd that it's ok when he does it, but not ok when the queers who post here insinuate the same about him. http://www.nerve.com/regulars/sexadvicefrom/90sicons/ Dustin Diamond, 29 Dustin played Samuel "Screech" Powers on NBC's Saved by the Bell from the first episode (1989) to the last (1993). He went on to play Principal Belding's assistant in the spin-off, Saved by the Bell: The New Class. These days, Dustin has been utilizing his fame to raise enough money to keep his house ó doing stand-up comedy, wrestling other celebrities and selling his own line of "D-shirts." Buy one of your own at www.getdshirts.com. Did President Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky make oral sex more publicly acceptable? Oral sex has always been acceptable. The bottom line is, regardless of your position, whether you're a plumber or a president, it doesn't matter. I think Clinton played it off well. From [in Clinton voice], "I did not have sexual relations with that woman," then all of sudden he's like, "Well, hey baby, you know!" He handled it well. I don't know why she kept the dress though. My new girlfriend is coming over for the first time. What '90s movie should I rent to ensure that I get laid? The girls I tend to go for like The Crow. The Crow? Yeah, The Crow. The romantic story, the tragic love story. They were going to get married. They were brutally assaulted. She ended up dying. He ended up dying, but his ghost couldn't rest. He went back and set the wrong things right. Fighting for justice and love and in the end he's still dead, so it's that sad, sad love story. [To his girlfriend, Jennifer] What do you think is a romantic movie to bone by? There weren't a lot of good humping movies in the '90s. What about Sliver? Sliver is good. [To Jennifer] We're going to watch Sliver and bone tonight. We're going to tear it up. You're going to hear bones crack. Would you ever watch a sex video of yourself? Doesn't matter if you're an actor or not, guys can't videotape themselves having sex. And shouldn't. Inevitably, as a guy, you look at yourself and you're like, "Hey, yeah, all right! Check me out!" If you watch porn, the guys never do that. They never look at the camera. Have you ever slept with a cast member or someone else on set? I had my share of escapades on the set. I went for guest stars or the extras. Every week, we had thirty different extras. It was like a smorgasbord. If we didn't get along or things didn't work out, next week it was a new day. A new go. What advice would you give me if I decide to start sleeping with someone I work with? Unless you're going to marry and have kids with him, things are eventually and inevitably going to hit a standstill. Let's say someone new comes along and you want to hook up with him. Now this person is going to be jealous and it's going to cause discomfort. I say hook up with temps. The girl I'm dating constantly brings up her ex in conversation. How can I get her to focus on the present? You got to tap it so good that she falls asleep. If she doesn't fall asleep afterwards, you have no chance. Rock it to sleep, baby. My test is that I'll pop in a movie, but first get her down. If she can watch the movie afterward, I didn't do it right. My boyfriend wants me to shower with him, but I'm self-conscious about my body. How is a girl to overcome this? It's not her job to overcome it, it's the guy's job to help her overcome it. Make an effort to explore with your hands and head in those areas and make it okay. Also, he should talk about his beer gut. You're drawing the attention off of her. Laughter can make you comfortable. To be slick, I always take a dip in a spa. The girl feels cool because she can sit down under the water and only her head is exposed. When the guy gets out, he should do the gentleman thing and hold the towel up for her. Hold it in front where you can't really see so she feels like it's a safety shield. Then you can bring the towel around the back. Don't wrap her around the front like a mummy, because then it's like you don't want to see her. Swing it around the back so that now she's totally exposed. Then take a shower to clean off the chlorine. Start out in the bathing suit and then those can come off in the shower. You've done this before? The spa trick? Oh yeah. You have a lot of moves. Yeah, I can write a book of moves. They're all tried and tested. Where can I meet a guy for a summer fling? Find a festival where bands are playing and people are drinking and dancing. Every place in the country has its own festival. Go to a place where people are going there specifically to hang out and watch a band. They want to be comfortable and still be available for options, should options appear. People are usually coming from out of town for festivals, staying in hotels that are usually within walking distance. Then they're gone when the festival is over. Who was your dirtiest crush from the '90s? I had a crush on Jennifer Connelly for a long time. She was in Career Opportunities. Her boobs were just huge. She looked like she was smuggling two hams. They looked like a midget mooning you. It was incredible. Then she did The Hot Spot. She was topless in that. I'd bone her even if my lady was in the room. Do you have Screech stalkers? I have Dustin Diamond stalkers. I have people who are fans of the show that show up ó girls who have heard the legend of the D. The eight-inch monster? Eight? Nine? You didn't listen to that [Howard Stern] transcript did you? Ten? Yeah. Ten inches. Okay, good. I have girls showing up and saying, "Ruin me." One of them, I don't know if she had all of her teeth. I mean, most of them were there. She sounds special. She had a chinstrap, but no helmet. It was very bizarre. Have you ever slept with someone to climb the ranks in your industry? Would you recommend it? I never had the opportunity. Our executive producer was a guy in his sixties. Maybe if I were Zach . . . I'm a woman and I suspect that my male friend has a crush on me. How do I deal with this? Every guy who's a friend with a girl wants to bone her. Unless it's the gay guy friend. If a guy is friends with a girl and the girl ever wants to test it and say, "Let's sleep together," 100% of the time the guy will go for it. So you don't think guys and girls can be platonic friends. Put it this way. You know how many girls have said that's not true? And you know how many girls I've boned that started out as just friends? Next time Jennifer and I fight, you and me go to the movies.

31st July 2006 - 01:38:50 PM

78738 : GOAT

CHEEEEEZE

31st July 2006 - 01:18:17 PM

78737 : Veronica

I feel bad for your fiance. She wanted your child?

31st July 2006 - 10:57:36 AM

78736 :

Screech, words cannot express how much i want your hot ass right now. oh shit i can just picture my big fat cock sliding up your hairy unwiped ass

31st July 2006 - 08:57:46 AM

78735 : H_E_L_P!!!!!!!

I'm starting to lose my ability to jack off to Screech because all I can think of is the current pennieless fat-ass loser. Can anyone help me get my cock hard again?

31st July 2006 - 08:26:38 AM

78734 : George Michael

Hey Screech, I like you am a by-product of the 80s, so why not book a flight over to London's "Hampstead Heath" for a spot of "crusing"... I hope you don't mind being chased around by 30 journalists hoping to catch the moment where my load spews uncontrollably down an unwilling guy's face; that's why I want you over here, so we can do a little "chasing" too... So get yourself over here, you can use that t-shirt money, I mean you gotta spend it on something, right? Right?

31st July 2006 - 08:18:02 AM

78733 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, is it true that when you were at Bayside Belding once stole liquid nitrogen from Mr. Dewey's Science Class and told you it was some type of lubrication? Is it further true that Belding subsequently poured the liquid nitrogen on your tiny nut-sac until your nut-sac was frozen solid and then hit your frozen junk with a hammer, shattering it into a hundred tiny pieces? Did Belding rape you as you went into shock?

31st July 2006 - 06:51:14 AM

78732 : young and hung

screech, come to castro and I'll show you a good time.

30th July 2006 - 02:52:14 AM

78713 :

Is this the same Chachi who used to post here many moons ago? http://www.chachi.com/ Super gay!

30th July 2006 - 02:46:32 AM

78712 : billy brownplops

screech do you remember the episode where you had to make a presentation in front of the class? remember how you were so nervous you shit your zubaz? remember how everyone laughed at you and belding called you a dumb fuck? remember how you became enraged and scooped the shit out of your drawers and threw it at belding's face? remember how belding was so pissed off he slugged you hard in the balls, pinned you down and then assfucked you in front of the class?

30th July 2006 - 01:12:34 AM

78711 : Random Homeless Guy

Sorry JM J., but I think Screech already has the AIDS. At least, I fired several gallons of my rancid HIV+ seed up his ass last night, and then took a dump in his mouth, so if he doesn't have it I'd be quite suprised.

29th July 2006 - 10:10:21 PM

78710 : JM. J. Bullock

Screech, I wanna poz you up!

29th July 2006 - 01:50:15 PM

78709 : Jimmy Tantalise

Hey Dustin! Remember when i went balls deep into your ass! Man those were the days!!!! It was one rim job after another!

29th July 2006 - 10:33:48 AM

78708 :

yo who here likes the BAHA MEN????? whooooooooop whoooooooooooop!!!!!!!!!

29th July 2006 - 01:03:58 AM

78707 : tits

i want to suck ur hard cock

29th July 2006 - 12:23:55 AM

78706 : FANISTY FAN EVA

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG DUSTIN!

28th July 2006 - 09:23:38 PM

78705 :

im horny, do u have an ass dildo?

28th July 2006 - 06:28:51 PM

78704 :

oh god Dustin's neighbor, I rubbed one out as I read your fabulous post. I wish I could live next to you. Please take pictures next time Diamond is 'stroking it like gold was about to come out' that line made me cum.

28th July 2006 - 05:49:44 PM

78703 : dustin diamond\'s neighbor

Dear Dustin:I must admit, today has been a pretty uneventful day. I kinda wanted it that way, as I haven't had a day off in a while, and really just needed to chill out. But I want to thank you for changing all that. No worries, but you DID catch me by surprise when I looked up from washing dishes, to see you standing right in front of your window, directly in front of mine, stroking it like gold was about to come out. I'm kinda sorry that I stared. I mean, it HAS been an uneventful day, and you DID kind of catch me by surprise. However, I'm a little creeped out. What did it? Was it my robe, kind of falling away from my shoulders that did it? I know I streak across my window from time to time during the daylight when the shades are up - but I really didn't think you could see me. However, now I know differently since you were in such plain view. I just wonder how many times you have done this and I HAVEN'T noticed. Hell, I could have given you a better show if you wanted. (BTW - I Have seen your wife, so I do kind of understand. Plus, I haven't gotten laid in a couple of weeks, so I am having difficulty getting the image out of my head of you jerking off, and quite frankly, it's kind of a turn on.Signed,Your Streaking Neighbor.

28th July 2006 - 05:08:28 PM

78702 : the real dustin diamond

I hate having a small penis.I can't stand it. It's petite. It's diminutive. It's barely there. I have strained myself trying to look at it from all possible angles, but it remains a dwarfish appendage. The only thing it's got going for it - and even this is arguable - is that it's straight. Of course, it's too short to have any noticeable curvature. It's a humming bird perch, a light switch, a single candy dot, a thumb tack attaching my bat-winged sac to my pewny frame. It's a source of disappointment to all who see it. It fails to inspire. It promises only some amateurish wriggling and nominal sensation.

28th July 2006 - 05:01:56 PM

78701 : the real dustin diamond

My asshole is tight and its horny looking for a penis to slide up my hole must be thick an well endulge must be able to pump me for a longtime befor dumpimg you hot spirm inside of me then screw me more Screw me in the mouth then let me suck you dry an I want to be sucked aswell it must be descrit an privet an I want to be screwed in sleeper of a truck then after drive me to a lake section an bath me

28th July 2006 - 03:25:36 PM

78700 :

http://www.rossmeetsthefamous.co.uk/

28th July 2006 - 03:19:38 PM

78699 : Kurt

Spank material: http://www.celebrityscreensavers.com/images/mario.jpg

28th July 2006 - 01:49:00 PM

78698 :

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004726/board/nest/49460324 "I saw two homos making out while I waited for the valet to bring my car around at a restaurant in LA once. I'm not positive, but I think it may have been Dustin Diamond (from Saved By The Bell) and Jeremy Miller (from Growing Pains). There was certainly some HIV juice splashing around that evening! "

28th July 2006 - 01:43:44 PM

78697 : Lisle

Can you please meet me behind the Pin Crew bowling alley on Sunset and Grant? I would like to pinch a might loaf on your face. Also, Dustin it has been more then 50 days since your plea for money (I gave nothing because I despise you). Have you snuck away like a dirty greedy jew that you are? I have heard nothing lately and you don't even update your site. I will be reporting you to the IRS next year so please do not reports that income. I hope you get to share a cell with Richard "Survivor" Hatch. He's fat and queer and will probably sodomize every inch of your disgusting body. ROCCO PS- I've had some nasty shits this week, can I stop by and drop one on your jew-fro?

28th July 2006 - 11:37:22 AM

78696 : Lisle

Hi screech! i bought the saved by the bell dvds and you're the best one out of the cast! hope you have your house

28th July 2006 - 11:10:25 AM

78695 : xenulol!!!1

xenu loves dustin diamond.

28th July 2006 - 10:23:53 AM

78694 :

The Lance Bass imdb is hot. I've got several dudes flirting with me. Also a lot of queer haters have been getting offers from me. I told one kid that I'd plunge his shit pipe and force him to lick the mud off the helmet. So some queer reads it and despite that almost everyone on that thread was bashing queers, this guy gets on me saying why do I think it's funny to joke about rape and molesting people. So I fired off on him and he didn't respond back, than the thread finally got deleted. I also told them I'd give them a rusty trombone and a pair of arabian goggles - they had no idea what I was talking about. I still want to slap Dustin with my cock so hard in the face that it will leave a mushroom imprint for a week

28th July 2006 - 10:18:56 AM

78693 : Clive Pounds

I think your site is shit

28th July 2006 - 09:40:42 AM

78692 :

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