Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #16001-20000

10th June 2005 - 06:04:43 PM

17618 :

Am I the only queer who masturbates while watching the Wiggles? The only shows that ever got me hotter than the Wiggles was Saved by the bell, Teletubbies and Who's the Boss.

10th June 2005 - 03:22:28 PM

17617 : Tommy Chode

I want you to play my skinflute Dustin. I would probably laugh when you play my skinflute because your beard you tickle my thighs, so I might cum to soon and get it in your eyes. Have you ever thought about doing a record gang bang anal video? I bet you could easily take 250 cocks in the ass. I would sign up to be apart of the Dustin Diamond anal gang bang record video. You can even make it that everyone who participates in the gang bang must dress as a male Saved by the Bell character. I would dress as Slater and I'd put my manchilata in you and give you my spicy sauce. ZOINKS

10th June 2005 - 01:47:28 PM

17615 :

Diamond, your stand-up act smells worse than a big wad of your momma's month-old vaginal dreck.

10th June 2005 - 01:29:38 PM

17614 :

I will eat the shit out of your zubaz Dustin! I must rub my nutsack in your chin hair and tea bag you until my shit stained ass makes your forehead look tanned.

10th June 2005 - 01:08:30 PM

17613 :

Goldberg, something needs to be done about the spam on this page! Sort it out or I'll come round your house while you are asleep and shoot my HIV+ load in your mouth!

10th June 2005 - 12:48:49 PM

17612 :

I'm going to rip off you zubaz Dustin and shove them down your mouth will I pound you.

10th June 2005 - 11:17:38 AM

17611 : Lance Dickstrong

Please Dustin, I need for you to shit and jizz in my mouth, my offer to work on Lord of the Queens is still open. I get moist at the thought of you playing a homo Gollum obessed with my prcious cock. Please get in touch with me so we can get started on this sure to be great movie.

10th June 2005 - 11:11:21 AM

17610 :

WOW, this indeed quite an honor....SCREECH!! (no really i just "screeched" out loud) this is almost as cool as the first time i ran into a girl and touched her boob! Almost as cool as the first time I woke up and had to the bathroom cause I had JIZZED all over myself! Didn't that happen on an episode of Saved By The Bell? I think so, only it was Mr. Belding. So would you mind rubbing that brillo pad of a head on my ass, untill rancid poopiness came out and seeped into your huge schnozz YOU FUCK YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I WAS STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND FUCKED IT UP! I FUCKING HATE YOU, I HOPE HOT CAMELS COME ALONG AND SPIT ALL OVER YOUR KNEES! and someday MY dream is to meet you! So if you want, send me an email!!! Love, Joe Franks Hey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and Dustin will you be my boyfriend? We can go out on a date to the Cornhole, my favorite club. Afterwards, we can cum back to my place and take a shower. Do you ever clean yourself with body lotion? You will in my shower. I'll soap your ass nice and good. We can also take a vacation to Key West or San Francisco. We can also listen to the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync 24x7 at my place. I love you!!! Cum swing on my cock lovely, I have a huge penis, oops my towel came down, what are you going to do about it, Dustin, how's your dad Neil Diamond going? Still tending to his penis and ass needs? I love u dustin. Hey guys, you can watch me stick batteries up my ass anytime. After you pull the bowling pin from your ass can I sniff it and lick it please? I wish I could suck my own cock, but I'm not flexible enough or my cock is not long enough. Can you guys suck your own cock? Ham Span, if you're looking for cities overrun with faggots, look no further than Key West, Florida or San Francisco, California. I've personally lost many loads in Key West - usually to some dude I just met in a gas station bathroom!!! I've also heard that Madison, Wisconsin has a huge queer population. Isn't that where Diamond supposedly live now? No surprise there. I really want Diamond to call me. I'd like to use his face as my personal rocking chair. I'll eat some Taco Bell and then sit on his face and drop some nasty ass, just the way he likes it. Then he can play "chef" and toss my salad - he needs to add his own personal ranch dressing. - Kurt Steinberg I woke up one day, and i found my penis floppin in the breeze due to a draft from MY CATS PECKER. My dog shit his briches b/c he got into my Laxative pills. He has no pecker..... My Hamster Sucked his own little penis one day and he got blown over by the floppin PENIS breeze from my CATS PECKER. And my dolphin started having sex with me b/c he got horny and saw me..... I just wanted to know, y r the stores in florida called PUB LIX? Is that sexual? Is this all normal? Thank you, Harry Wrinkles Please, everyone, the main topic of discussion here is supposed to be homosexuality concerning Dustin Diamond. This was my intention when I opened the board and I'd like to politely remind you that this is the way in which it must continue, otherwise I'll have no choice but to shut this place down. This site is a labour of love and the bandwidth costs me a fortune, so please keep the conversation on-topic and discuss acts of gay love with Dustin Diamond. Apparently he reads all the posts here and gets a real kick out of the fact that he's a gay cultural icon. Way to go DD! Thanks for your co-operation, everyone play nice and you won't get banned! As I have said before I'm gay. 24/7 I am a sissy wearing womens clothing. I have a few places that I go that provide me with some real enjoyment. When the guys realize that I am wearing womens clothing they follow me until we get to a spot where we can talk. After some foreplay they tell me that they are str8 but would like to fuck a guy that wears womens clothing. I am more than happy to comply. They always make comments about how nice my hairless cock is in my panties are as they are taking them down. They like to rub my hairless chest and underarms as they touch the bra. When they feel the nylons it seems to get them going even more. I get real turned on by a guy fucking my shit stained corn hole (Always without a condom, of course) me with my legs in the air while he tells me I am tighter than his wife. I always make a point of swallowing ALL of his hot load. Diamond, you are a tremendous icon in the homosexual community. You have been so diefied that the gay community now simply refers to you as "Diamond." You are one of the few celebrities who can get by on only one name, much like Madonna or Cher. You are well-known for your "white man's afro," your neatly-trimmed beard and your pale, chunky ass! Please star in another crappy sitcom soon! Your queer fans need more masturbation material!!!- Kurt Steinberg When I was younger (7 years old) my sister caught me wearing her panties and attempting to get hard. I was scared that she would tell our parents, but instead she got on her knees and started to suck me through her panties until I got semi hard and started to cum she licked most of it off and then made me wear her panties whenever our parents were at work and she would even have some of her girl friends see me in panties and also suck me while wearing them. It was great for 3 years, but that all came to an end when she got married and left the house. Hey Screech, remember that No Hope with Dope episode on SbtB with Jonny Dakota? Remember when he came to Bayside to film an anti-drug commercial and you and Zack and A.C. went to the restroom and found that used joint on the bathroom floor? Remember when Zack started smoking it and then Slater smoking it and you were like "hey, what about me?" and then Zack and A.C. looked at each other and smiled and pulled down their pants and told you to "start smoking"? Remember how you eagerly started puffing away on Zack's neatly trimmed blonde manhood as you wrapped your girlish hand around Slater's darkly tanned bushman? Remember when A.C. buried his face into your sweaty unwashed groin and performed his special 'Sloppy Slater'? Remember when Jonny Dakota suddenly walked in on you guys and was like "whoa" and he thought he was in a public restroom back in West Hollywood? Remember how he thanked you guys for making him feel at home as his tight fitting jeans hit the floor? Hey Screech, remember that Zack Attack episode on Save by the Bell that was hosted by Casey Kasem? Remember when you guys first began playing in a garage and then made it big and got a record contract and went on tour and got that new manager chick who caused the band to become divided? Remember when she helped Zack's ego become inflated and he went solo as a result? Remember when Slater became a racecar driver and ended up in the hospital and Zack heard about it and dumped the manager chick so he could be by Slater's side? Remember when you showed up and you and Zack and Slater had sweaty unprotected makeup sex back in the garage and then Mr. Belding showed up to find out why nobody had shown up for school in over a year and caught all three of you and personally performed his own version of the 'Zack Attack' on you while covered in maple syrup? I wonder why NBC deleted that scene, I thought it was funny. Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where everybody was trying to come up with a new school song and Zack sabotaged everybody? Remember when you had that wacky plan to break into the musicroom and steal all the instruments but when you snuck in there you caught Zack and AC in the 69 position on top of Mr. Tuttle's desk? Remember when Slater forced that crusty unlubed music flute up your butthole and you told him not to because you had a really bad case of the runs that day? Remember when you started to uncontrollably pass gas and played the flute with your ass? Remember how AC started sniffing the end of the flute and smiled and said he was getting hungry because your smelly farts reminded him of homemade burritos? Remember when you couldn't hold back your bowels any longer and a continuous stream of liquid shit shot straight out of the flute and splashed Slater right in the face? Remember how he opened his mouth real wide and started gulping down your dark watery waste as fast as he could? 09th June 2005 - 05:13:47 PM 16940 : Screech, remember that episode where you learned about gravity in Mr. Tuttle's science class? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said that, assuming no wind resistance, two objects of different mass dropped from the same height would hit the ground at the same time? Remember when you said you didn't believe him? Remember when Slater yelled from the back of the class "SHUT UP, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!!!!" Remember when everybody except you laughed hysterically at Slater's insult? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked the class to calm down and then told everyone to go the the roof for a test? Remember when Mr. Tuttle dropped a nickel off the roof and everyone watched it hit the ground? Remember when you leaned over the edge of the roof to get a bird's eye view of the nickel? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said it was time to drop more things? Remember when he held an apple in his left hand and then walked over to you and kicked you in the nuts? Remember when you fell over in pain and then Zack and Slater picked you up and fired you off the room as Mr. Tuttle dropped the apple? Remember when the apple and your scrawny body both hit the pavement at the same time? Remember when Slater said he still didn't understand the law of gravity, so Mr. Tuttle told Zack and him to drop trow and piss off the roof? Remember when Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle all pissed off the roof, and their urine landed on your mangled body? Remember when they were done urinating and then started throwing gravel from the roof down onto you? Remember when you were struck in the eye with a little rock thrown by Slater and suffered permanent damage to your cornea? Remember when Zack took off his shoe and threw it at your head from the top of the roof? Remember when it hit you in the head, knocking you out? Remember when you woke up and were paralyzed in a hospital? Remember when your nurse was a flaming HIV+ homosexual? Remember when he used to drug you up and unload his HIV+sperm in your mouth? Remember when you contracted HIV from him and now have full-blown AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time! WOW, this indeed quite an honor....SCREECH!! (no really i just "screeched" out loud) this is almost as cool as the first time i ran into a girl and touched her boob! Almost as cool as the first time I woke up and had to the bathroom cause I had JIZZED all over myself! Didn't that happen on an episode of Saved By The Bell? I think so, only it was Mr. Belding. So would you mind rubbing that brillo pad of a head on my ass, untill rancid poopiness came out and seeped into your huge schnozz YOU FUCK YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I WAS STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND FUCKED IT UP! I FUCKING HATE YOU, I HOPE HOT CAMELS COME ALONG AND SPIT ALL OVER YOUR KNEES! and someday MY dream is to meet you! So if you want, send me an email!!! Love, Joe Franks Hey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and Dustin will you be my boyfriend? We can go out on a date to the Cornhole, my favorite club. Afterwards, we can cum back to my place and take a shower. Do you ever clean yourself with body lotion? You will in my shower. I'll soap your ass nice and good. We can also take a vacation to Key West or San Francisco. We can also listen to the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync 24x7 at my place. I love you!!! Cum swing on my cock lovely, I have a huge penis, oops my towel came down, what are you going to do about it, Dustin, how's your dad Neil Diamond going? Still tending to his penis and ass needs? I love u dustin. Hey guys, you can watch me stick batteries up my ass anytime. After you pull the bowling pin from your ass can I sniff it and lick it please? I wish I could suck my own cock, but I'm not flexible enough or my cock is not long enough. Can you guys suck your own cock? Ham Span, if you're looking for cities overrun with faggots, look no further than Key West, Florida or San Francisco, California. I've personally lost many loads in Key West - usually to some dude I just met in a gas station bathroom!!! I've also heard that Madison, Wisconsin has a huge queer population. Isn't that where Diamond supposedly live now? No surprise there. I really want Diamond to call me. I'd like to use his face as my personal rocking chair. I'll eat some Taco Bell and then sit on his face and drop some nasty ass, just the way he likes it. Then he can play "chef" and toss my salad - he needs to add his own personal ranch dressing. - Kurt Steinberg I woke up one day, and i found my penis floppin in the breeze due to a draft from MY CATS PECKER. My dog shit his briches b/c he got into my Laxative pills. He has no pecker..... My Hamster Sucked his own little penis one day and he got blown over by the floppin PENIS breeze from my CATS PECKER. And my dolphin started having sex with me b/c he got horny and saw me..... I just wanted to know, y r the stores in florida called PUB LIX? Is that sexual? Is this all normal? Thank you, Harry Wrinkles Please, everyone, the main topic of discussion here is supposed to be homosexuality concerning Dustin Diamond. This was my intention when I opened the board and I'd like to politely remind you that this is the way in which it must continue, otherwise I'll have no choice but to shut this place down. This site is a labour of love and the bandwidth costs me a fortune, so please keep the conversation on-topic and discuss acts of gay love with Dustin Diamond. Apparently he reads all the posts here and gets a real kick out of the fact that he's a gay cultural icon. Way to go DD! Thanks for your co-operation, everyone play nice and you won't get banned! As I have said before I'm gay. 24/7 I am a sissy wearing womens clothing. I have a few places that I go that provide me with some real enjoyment. When the guys realize that I am wearing womens clothing they follow me until we get to a spot where we can talk. After some foreplay they tell me that they are str8 but would like to fuck a guy that wears womens clothing. I am more than happy to comply. They always make comments about how nice my hairless cock is in my panties are as they are taking them down. They like to rub my hairless chest and underarms as they touch the bra. When they feel the nylons it seems to get them going even more. I get real turned on by a guy fucking my shit stained corn hole (Always without a condom, of course) me with my legs in the air while he tells me I am tighter than his wife. I always make a point of swallowing ALL of his hot load. Diamond, you are a tremendous icon in the homosexual community. You have been so diefied that the gay community now simply refers to you as "Diamond." You are one of the few celebrities who can get by on only one name, much like Madonna or Cher. You are well-known for your "white man's afro," your neatly-trimmed beard and your pale, chunky ass! Please star in another crappy sitcom soon! Your queer fans need more masturbation material!!!- Kurt Steinberg When I was younger (7 years old) my sister caught me wearing her panties and attempting to get hard. I was scared that she would tell our parents, but instead she got on her knees and started to suck me through her panties until I got semi hard and started to cum she licked most of it off and then made me wear her panties whenever our parents were at work and she would even have some of her girl friends see me in panties and also suck me while wearing them. It was great for 3 years, but that all came to an end when she got married and left the house. Hey Screech, remember that No Hope with Dope episode on SbtB with Jonny Dakota? Remember when he came to Bayside to film an anti-drug commercial and you and Zack and A.C. went to the restroom and found that used joint on the bathroom floor? Remember when Zack started smoking it and then Slater smoking it and you were like "hey, what about me?" and then Zack and A.C. looked at each other and smiled and pulled down their pants and told you to "start smoking"? Remember how you eagerly started puffing away on Zack's neatly trimmed blonde manhood as you wrapped your girlish hand around Slater's darkly tanned bushman? Remember when A.C. buried his face into your sweaty unwashed groin and performed his special 'Sloppy Slater'? Remember when Jonny Dakota suddenly walked in on you guys and was like "whoa" and he thought he was in a public restroom back in West Hollywood? Remember how he thanked you guys for making him feel at home as his tight fitting jeans hit the floor? Hey Screech, remember that Zack Attack episode on Save by the Bell that was hosted by Casey Kasem? Remember when you guys first began playing in a garage and then made it big and got a record contract and went on tour and got that new manager chick who caused the band to become divided? Remember when she helped Zack's ego become inflated and he went solo as a result? Remember when Slater became a racecar driver and ended up in the hospital and Zack heard about it and dumped the manager chick so he could be by Slater's side? Remember when you showed up and you and Zack and Slater had sweaty unprotected makeup sex back in the garage and then Mr. Belding showed up to find out why nobody had shown up for school in over a year and caught all three of you and personally performed his own version of the 'Zack Attack' on you while covered in maple syrup? I wonder why NBC deleted that scene, I thought it was funny. Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where everybody was trying to come up with a new school song and Zack sabotaged everybody? Remember when you had that wacky plan to break into the musicroom and steal all the instruments but when you snuck in there you caught Zack and AC in the 69 position on top of Mr. Tuttle's desk? Remember when Slater forced that crusty unlubed music flute up your butthole and you told him not to because you had a really bad case of the runs that day? Remember when you started to uncontrollably pass gas and played the flute with your ass? Remember how AC started sniffing the end of the flute and smiled and said he was getting hungry because your smelly farts reminded him of homemade burritos? Remember when you couldn't hold back your bowels any longer and a continuous stream of liquid shit shot straight out of the flute and splashed Slater right in the face? Remember how he opened his mouth real wide and started gulping down your dark watery waste as fast as he could? 09th June 2005 - 05:13:47 PM 16940 : Screech, remember that episode where you learned about gravity in Mr. Tuttle's science class? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said that, assuming no wind resistance, two objects of different mass dropped from the same height would hit the ground at the same time? Remember when you said you didn't believe him? Remember when Slater yelled from the back of the class "SHUT UP, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!!!!" Remember when everybody except you laughed hysterically at Slater's insult? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked the class to calm down and then told everyone to go the the roof for a test? Remember when Mr. Tuttle dropped a nickel off the roof and everyone watched it hit the ground? Remember when you leaned over the edge of the roof to get a bird's eye view of the nickel? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said it was time to drop more things? Remember when he held an apple in his left hand and then walked over to you and kicked you in the nuts? Remember when you fell over in pain and then Zack and Slater picked you up and fired you off the room as Mr. Tuttle dropped the apple? Remember when the apple and your scrawny body both hit the pavement at the same time? Remember when Slater said he still didn't understand the law of gravity, so Mr. Tuttle told Zack and him to drop trow and piss off the roof? Remember when Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle all pissed off the roof, and their urine landed on your mangled body? Remember when they were done urinating and then started throwing gravel from the roof down onto you? Remember when you were struck in the eye with a little rock thrown by Slater and suffered permanent damage to your cornea? Remember when Zack took off his shoe and threw it at your head from the top of the roof? Remember when it hit you in the head, knocking you out? Remember when you woke up and were paralyzed in a hospital? Remember when your nurse was a flaming HIV+ homosexual? Remember when he used to drug you up and unload his HIV+sperm in your mouth? Remember when you contracted HIV from him and now have full-blown AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time!

10th June 2005 - 08:26:45 AM

17396 :

WOW, this indeed quite an honor....SCREECH!! (no really i just "screeched" out loud) this is almost as cool as the first time i ran into a girl and touched her boob! Almost as cool as the first time I woke up and had to the bathroom cause I had JIZZED all over myself! Didn't that happen on an episode of Saved By The Bell? I think so, only it was Mr. Belding. So would you mind rubbing that brillo pad of a head on my ass, untill rancid poopiness came out and seeped into your huge schnozz YOU FUCK YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I WAS STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND FUCKED IT UP! I FUCKING HATE YOU, I HOPE HOT CAMELS COME ALONG AND SPIT ALL OVER YOUR KNEES! and someday MY dream is to meet you! So if you want, send me an email!!! Love, Joe Franks Hey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and Dustin will you be my boyfriend? We can go out on a date to the Cornhole, my favorite club. Afterwards, we can cum back to my place and take a shower. Do you ever clean yourself with body lotion? You will in my shower. I'll soap your ass nice and good. We can also take a vacation to Key West or San Francisco. We can also listen to the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync 24x7 at my place. I love you!!! Cum swing on my cock lovely, I have a huge penis, oops my towel came down, what are you going to do about it, Dustin, how's your dad Neil Diamond going? Still tending to his penis and ass needs? I love u dustin. Hey guys, you can watch me stick batteries up my ass anytime. After you pull the bowling pin from your ass can I sniff it and lick it please? I wish I could suck my own cock, but I'm not flexible enough or my cock is not long enough. Can you guys suck your own cock? Ham Span, if you're looking for cities overrun with faggots, look no further than Key West, Florida or San Francisco, California. I've personally lost many loads in Key West - usually to some dude I just met in a gas station bathroom!!! I've also heard that Madison, Wisconsin has a huge queer population. Isn't that where Diamond supposedly live now? No surprise there. I really want Diamond to call me. I'd like to use his face as my personal rocking chair. I'll eat some Taco Bell and then sit on his face and drop some nasty ass, just the way he likes it. Then he can play "chef" and toss my salad - he needs to add his own personal ranch dressing. - Kurt Steinberg I woke up one day, and i found my penis floppin in the breeze due to a draft from MY CATS PECKER. My dog shit his briches b/c he got into my Laxative pills. He has no pecker..... My Hamster Sucked his own little penis one day and he got blown over by the floppin PENIS breeze from my CATS PECKER. And my dolphin started having sex with me b/c he got horny and saw me..... I just wanted to know, y r the stores in florida called PUB LIX? Is that sexual? Is this all normal? Thank you, Harry Wrinkles Please, everyone, the main topic of discussion here is supposed to be homosexuality concerning Dustin Diamond. This was my intention when I opened the board and I'd like to politely remind you that this is the way in which it must continue, otherwise I'll have no choice but to shut this place down. This site is a labour of love and the bandwidth costs me a fortune, so please keep the conversation on-topic and discuss acts of gay love with Dustin Diamond. Apparently he reads all the posts here and gets a real kick out of the fact that he's a gay cultural icon. Way to go DD! Thanks for your co-operation, everyone play nice and you won't get banned! As I have said before I'm gay. 24/7 I am a sissy wearing womens clothing. I have a few places that I go that provide me with some real enjoyment. When the guys realize that I am wearing womens clothing they follow me until we get to a spot where we can talk. After some foreplay they tell me that they are str8 but would like to fuck a guy that wears womens clothing. I am more than happy to comply. They always make comments about how nice my hairless cock is in my panties are as they are taking them down. They like to rub my hairless chest and underarms as they touch the bra. When they feel the nylons it seems to get them going even more. I get real turned on by a guy fucking my shit stained corn hole (Always without a condom, of course) me with my legs in the air while he tells me I am tighter than his wife. I always make a point of swallowing ALL of his hot load. Diamond, you are a tremendous icon in the homosexual community. You have been so diefied that the gay community now simply refers to you as "Diamond." You are one of the few celebrities who can get by on only one name, much like Madonna or Cher. You are well-known for your "white man's afro," your neatly-trimmed beard and your pale, chunky ass! Please star in another crappy sitcom soon! Your queer fans need more masturbation material!!!- Kurt Steinberg When I was younger (7 years old) my sister caught me wearing her panties and attempting to get hard. I was scared that she would tell our parents, but instead she got on her knees and started to suck me through her panties until I got semi hard and started to cum she licked most of it off and then made me wear her panties whenever our parents were at work and she would even have some of her girl friends see me in panties and also suck me while wearing them. It was great for 3 years, but that all came to an end when she got married and left the house. Hey Screech, remember that No Hope with Dope episode on SbtB with Jonny Dakota? Remember when he came to Bayside to film an anti-drug commercial and you and Zack and A.C. went to the restroom and found that used joint on the bathroom floor? Remember when Zack started smoking it and then Slater smoking it and you were like "hey, what about me?" and then Zack and A.C. looked at each other and smiled and pulled down their pants and told you to "start smoking"? Remember how you eagerly started puffing away on Zack's neatly trimmed blonde manhood as you wrapped your girlish hand around Slater's darkly tanned bushman? Remember when A.C. buried his face into your sweaty unwashed groin and performed his special 'Sloppy Slater'? Remember when Jonny Dakota suddenly walked in on you guys and was like "whoa" and he thought he was in a public restroom back in West Hollywood? Remember how he thanked you guys for making him feel at home as his tight fitting jeans hit the floor? Hey Screech, remember that Zack Attack episode on Save by the Bell that was hosted by Casey Kasem? Remember when you guys first began playing in a garage and then made it big and got a record contract and went on tour and got that new manager chick who caused the band to become divided? Remember when she helped Zack's ego become inflated and he went solo as a result? Remember when Slater became a racecar driver and ended up in the hospital and Zack heard about it and dumped the manager chick so he could be by Slater's side? Remember when you showed up and you and Zack and Slater had sweaty unprotected makeup sex back in the garage and then Mr. Belding showed up to find out why nobody had shown up for school in over a year and caught all three of you and personally performed his own version of the 'Zack Attack' on you while covered in maple syrup? I wonder why NBC deleted that scene, I thought it was funny. Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where everybody was trying to come up with a new school song and Zack sabotaged everybody? Remember when you had that wacky plan to break into the musicroom and steal all the instruments but when you snuck in there you caught Zack and AC in the 69 position on top of Mr. Tuttle's desk? Remember when Slater forced that crusty unlubed music flute up your butthole and you told him not to because you had a really bad case of the runs that day? Remember when you started to uncontrollably pass gas and played the flute with your ass? Remember how AC started sniffing the end of the flute and smiled and said he was getting hungry because your smelly farts reminded him of homemade burritos? Remember when you couldn't hold back your bowels any longer and a continuous stream of liquid shit shot straight out of the flute and splashed Slater right in the face? Remember how he opened his mouth real wide and started gulping down your dark watery waste as fast as he could? 09th June 2005 - 05:13:47 PM 16940 : Screech, remember that episode where you learned about gravity in Mr. Tuttle's science class? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said that, assuming no wind resistance, two objects of different mass dropped from the same height would hit the ground at the same time? Remember when you said you didn't believe him? Remember when Slater yelled from the back of the class "SHUT UP, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!!!!" Remember when everybody except you laughed hysterically at Slater's insult? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked the class to calm down and then told everyone to go the the roof for a test? Remember when Mr. Tuttle dropped a nickel off the roof and everyone watched it hit the ground? Remember when you leaned over the edge of the roof to get a bird's eye view of the nickel? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said it was time to drop more things? Remember when he held an apple in his left hand and then walked over to you and kicked you in the nuts? Remember when you fell over in pain and then Zack and Slater picked you up and fired you off the room as Mr. Tuttle dropped the apple? Remember when the apple and your scrawny body both hit the pavement at the same time? Remember when Slater said he still didn't understand the law of gravity, so Mr. Tuttle told Zack and him to drop trow and piss off the roof? Remember when Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle all pissed off the roof, and their urine landed on your mangled body? Remember when they were done urinating and then started throwing gravel from the roof down onto you? Remember when you were struck in the eye with a little rock thrown by Slater and suffered permanent damage to your cornea? Remember when Zack took off his shoe and threw it at your head from the top of the roof? Remember when it hit you in the head, knocking you out? Remember when you woke up and were paralyzed in a hospital? Remember when your nurse was a flaming HIV+ homosexual? Remember when he used to drug you up and unload his HIV+sperm in your mouth? Remember when you contracted HIV from him and now have full-blown AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time! Hey Dustin you bitch I've got a remember when for you. Remember when I used to torment you all the time on the set. remember when I punched you in the stomach and you fell over crying for me to stop. remember when I chased you into the locker room set when no one was around and beat the shit out of you as you screamed for help. remember how I rubbed my nut sack all over you as you cried. remember how when I was done I ripped off your underwear and stuffed them in your mouth as you cried and trembled. remember how Dennis Haskins came over and looked at you and started laughing so much he pissed and shit himself. remember how he took off his pants and smeared his shit all over you. remember how you almost quit that day but the producers calmed you down and said they would have a very long talk with me. remember how when they came to talk to me they just started laughing and called you a little shit who deserved it. remember that - it sure was fun I wish I could do it all over again. Hey Screech, remember when you were in Mr. Belding’s office discussing possible science courses for next semester? Remember when you spotted agriculture as a class and you got excited because it was new field of study for you? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding about who taught the class and what you did in there? Remember when he told you that Mr. Tuttle taught the class and he called Mr. Tuttle into his office for a brief overview of the course? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked into Mr. Belding’s office and you got excited because of the wealth of knowledge you were about to learn? Remember when Belding said that there was a fieldtrip to a creamery that Mr. Tuttle and Mr. Belding are both chaperoning? Remember how excited you were that you could go see a creamery with your favorite teacher and your favorite principal? Remember when you asked when the fieldtrip was and Mr. Belding screamed “RIGHT NOW YOU ZUBAZ WEARING COCKSUCKER!!” and he snuck a left hook into your face? Remember when you collapsed onto the floor and you looked up too Mr. Tuttle for help only to see a devilish grin? Remember how he undid his pants and dropped them around his ankles and kicked them away? Remember how Belding did the same? Remember the horror you felt when you saw both of your role models standing over you with their middle aged wrinkled cocks dangling out? Remember when you saw that Belding and Mr. Tuttle were standing over you and Mr. Tuttle was laughing in his mischievous laugh jerking off? Remember when Mr. Belding spun you onto your stomach and thrusted his cock into your Jewish leather starfish? Remember how you screamed as Belding fucked the shit out of you while Tuttle continued to jerk off and laugh that evil laugh? Remember when Belding pulled out and screamed “HERE’S YOUR TRIP TO THE CREAMERY BITCH!!” and both him and Tuttle let out a huge stream of cum all over your shivering frightened body? Remember when then you heard Belding’s voice over the intercom asking Zach and Slater to the office for the “field trip to the creamery?” Remember how Slater and Zack came into Belding’s office and dropped trough? Remember when Slater and Zach double penetrated your bleeding asshole fucking you like a fucking wildbeast? Remember the pain your bunghole was going through? Remember the pain your mind was going through as you were being double teamed? Remember when Zach and Slater pulled out and blew their loads all over you screaming “HAVE YOU LEARNED ENOUGH AT THE CREAMERY YOU FUCKING JEWISH NERD??!! FAGGOT ASS BITCH!!!” Remember when they were done cuming on you just laid there crying and they got dressed and started to leave the room? Remember when as the left Tuttle had to get the last word in and said “oh yeah…here’s a little chocolate for your milk” as he laughed and pulled down his pants and sprayed his slimmy liquid shit all over your frail body? Remember how you felt being all shitted up and jizzed to oblivion? Boy the gang really gave you a raw deal! Screech, remember that episode where you got butt-raped in gym class again and decided you had to learn to protect yourself? Remember when you decided to go to the weight room after school to buy some steroids that you heard were dealt there? Remember when you saw me injecting Slater with 'roids over by the leg press machine? Remember when you walked up to Slater after he got the shot and asked for some of the "juice"? Remember when he said, "sure, I'll juice you up! Give me $50 first!" Remember when you paid him and then he punched you in the eye, knocking you over? Remember when he said "here comes the juice, FAGGOT!!!" as he pulled down his pants? Remember when he unleashed a torrent of warm diarrhea in your face and then said, "I'm juicing you up, you piece of SHIT! How do you like the juice now?" Slater sure screwed you over that time!" Listen, Dustin, I'm calling you from the restroom, and I'm jerking off as I watch you at the bar... let's get fucking get crazy. I'll snort coke off your dick and finger your ass.... I so fucking into you I just want to rip your asshole with a baseball bat and drink all your anal juices...I fucking want this so bad and I know you're into me...we'll get Mario and Dennis together and they can suck your nipples while I eat you ass.... I want to fuck you so bad. I hope you get this message and want to fucking fuck me like I want to fucking fuck you...Let's just go all the way..Mario can watch me fuck you, than i can watch him fuck you..Lets just get crazy, your dog can join in, I'll suck his dick while you eat his ass...Just give me a wink if your into this....Man I want to fuck you so bad.. I wanna fucking go crazy with you... You are so fucking hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my cock, and I want to fuck you... Let's do it, you are so fucking hot, leave me a voicemail. I told Mario that you were into him... I want to lick your taint and make you cum so much... I want you badly, I know you want me. ... I am so fucking into you. You have to pay attention to Mario, but let's have fun. I wanna fuckin' eat you and fuck you and suck your nipples and watch you eat Mario's ass and lick your ass. I'm so fucking into you, it's incredible. Uhm, check this message, and then just say to me, "Yes." ... I wanna fuckin' suck your cock, talk dirty to you, watch you and Mario fuck each other, suck my cock, beat off on your face. Get another man up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke." Screeeeech! Slater tells me he caught you in the men's locker room, sniffing his wrestling jock strap! You'll have to be punished - and I've decided that the best punishment would be to be spit-roasted by me and Mr. Tuttle while Slater kicks you repeatedly in the balls! Now bend over and open wide!!! Dustin, the new sitcom sounds great! Please include an episode where Slater turns up out of the blue to admit his undying love for you, and you, him, Belding & the Art teacher get down to serious group hardcore buttfucking for the entire episode. While the end credits roll a slo-mo film could play in the background of Slater losing his slimy load on your beard. Trust me, the Fox Network loves this type of shit! Hope everyone in here is well and having an asslicking good day! Last night I headed out on the town dressed in zubaz, my fro wig and some red converse sneakers. I wanted to try to capture the image of the Max so I went to this crummy diner and ran in! A Mr. Do game was in the corner and to my amazement that guy who played Max was in there as a waiter! When he saw me his face lit up and he immidiately signaled for me to follow him in the bathroom. When we got in there he said "I knew you wouldnt forget me Dusty." He yanked down my Zubaz and started licking my asshole. I squeezed out a small turd which he gobbled up like a hungry dog. He yelped in ecstasy when I punched him in the face and reamed his shit chute for an hour! I finished by blowing my load in his jew fro! Needless to say I will be going back for seconds! ROCCO 09th June 2005 - 05:03:03 PM 16939 : Screech, remember that episode where you learned about gravity in Mr. Tuttle's science class? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said that, assuming no wind resistance, two objects of different mass dropped from the same height would hit the ground at the same time? Remember when you said you didn't believe him? Remember when Slater yelled from the back of the class "SHUT UP, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!!!!" Remember when everybody except you laughed hysterically at Slater's insult? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked the class to calm down and then told everyone to go the the roof for a test? Remember when Mr. Tuttle dropped a nickel off the roof and everyone watched it hit the ground? Remember when you leaned over the edge of the roof to get a bird's eye view of the nickel? Remember when Mr. Tuttle said it was time to drop more things? Remember when he held an apple in his left hand and then walked over to you and kicked you in the nuts? Remember when you fell over in pain and then Zack and Slater picked you up and fired you off the room as Mr. Tuttle dropped the apple? Remember when the apple and your scrawny body both hit the pavement at the same time? Remember when Slater said he still didn't understand the law of gravity, so Mr. Tuttle told Zack and him to drop trow and piss off the roof? Remember when Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle all pissed off the roof, and their urine landed on your mangled body? Remember when they were done urinating and then started throwing gravel from the roof down onto you? Remember when you were struck in the eye with a little rock thrown by Slater and suffered permanent damage to your cornea? Remember when Zack took off his shoe and threw it at your head from the top of the roof? Remember when it hit you in the head, knocking you out? Remember when you woke up and were paralyzed in a hospital? Remember when your nurse was a flaming HIV+ homosexual? Remember when he used to drug you up and unload his HIV+sperm in your mouth? Remember when you contracted HIV from him and now have full-blown AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time! Hey Dustin you bitch I've got a remember when for you. Remember when I used to torment you all the time on the set. remember when I punched you in the stomach and you fell over crying for me to stop. remember when I chased you into the locker room set when no one was around and beat the shit out of you as you screamed for help. remember how I rubbed my nut sack all over you as you cried. remember how when I was done I ripped off your underwear and stuffed them in your mouth as you cried and trembled. remember how Dennis Haskins came over and looked at you and started laughing so much he pissed and shit himself. remember how he took off his pants and smeared his shit all over you. remember how you almost quit that day but the producers calmed you down and said they would have a very long talk with me. remember how when they came to talk to me they just started laughing and called you a little shit who deserved it. remember that - it sure was fun I wish I could do it all over again. Hey Screech, remember when you were in Mr. Belding’s office discussing possible science courses for next semester? Remember when you spotted agriculture as a class and you got excited because it was new field of study for you? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding about who taught the class and what you did in there? Remember when he told you that Mr. Tuttle taught the class and he called Mr. Tuttle into his office for a brief overview of the course? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked into Mr. Belding’s office and you got excited because of the wealth of knowledge you were about to learn? Remember when Belding said that there was a fieldtrip to a creamery that Mr. Tuttle and Mr. Belding are both chaperoning? Remember how excited you were that you could go see a creamery with your favorite teacher and your favorite principal? Remember when you asked when the fieldtrip was and Mr. Belding screamed “RIGHT NOW YOU ZUBAZ WEARING COCKSUCKER!!” and he snuck a left hook into your face? Remember when you collapsed onto the floor and you looked up too Mr. Tuttle for help only to see a devilish grin? Remember how he undid his pants and dropped them around his ankles and kicked them away? Remember how Belding did the same? Remember the horror you felt when you saw both of your role models standing over you with their middle aged wrinkled cocks dangling out? Remember when you saw that Belding and Mr. Tuttle were standing over you and Mr. Tuttle was laughing in his mischievous laugh jerking off? Remember when Mr. Belding spun you onto your stomach and thrusted his cock into your Jewish leather starfish? Remember how you screamed as Belding fucked the shit out of you while Tuttle continued to jerk off and laugh that evil laugh? Remember when Belding pulled out and screamed “HERE’S YOUR TRIP TO THE CREAMERY BITCH!!” and both him and Tuttle let out a huge stream of cum all over your shivering frightened body? Remember when then you heard Belding’s voice over the intercom asking Zach and Slater to the office for the “field trip to the creamery?” Remember how Slater and Zack came into Belding’s office and dropped trough? Remember when Slater and Zach double penetrated your bleeding asshole fucking you like a fucking wildbeast? Remember the pain your bunghole was going through? Remember the pain your mind was going through as you were being double teamed? Remember when Zach and Slater pulled out and blew their loads all over you screaming “HAVE YOU LEARNED ENOUGH AT THE CREAMERY YOU FUCKING JEWISH NERD??!! FAGGOT ASS BITCH!!!” Remember when they were done cuming on you just laid there crying and they got dressed and started to leave the room? Remember when as the left Tuttle had to get the last word in and said “oh yeah…here’s a little chocolate for your milk” as he laughed and pulled down his pants and sprayed his slimmy liquid shit all over your frail body? Remember how you felt being all shitted up and jizzed to oblivion? Boy the gang really gave you a raw deal! Screech, remember that episode where you got butt-raped in gym class again and decided you had to learn to protect yourself? Remember when you decided to go to the weight room after school to buy some steroids that you heard were dealt there? Remember when you saw me injecting Slater with 'roids over by the leg press machine? Remember when you walked up to Slater after he got the shot and asked for some of the "juice"? Remember when he said, "sure, I'll juice you up! Give me $50 first!" Remember when you paid him and then he punched you in the eye, knocking you over? Remember when he said "here comes the juice, FAGGOT!!!" as he pulled down his pants? Remember when he unleashed a torrent of warm diarrhea in your face and then said, "I'm juicing you up, you piece of SHIT! How do you like the juice now?" Slater sure screwed you over that time!" Listen, Dustin, I'm calling you from the restroom, and I'm jerking off as I watch you at the bar... let's get fucking get crazy. I'll snort coke off your dick and finger your ass.... I so fucking into you I just want to rip your asshole with a baseball bat and drink all your anal juices...I fucking want this so bad and I know you're into me...we'll get Mario and Dennis together and they can suck your nipples while I eat you ass.... I want to fuck you so bad. I hope you get this message and want to fucking fuck me like I want to fucking fuck you...Let's just go all the way..Mario can watch me fuck you, than i can watch him fuck you..Lets just get crazy, your dog can join in, I'll suck his dick while you eat his ass...Just give me a wink if your into this....Man I want to fuck you so bad.. I wanna fucking go crazy with you... You are so fucking hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my cock, and I want to fuck you... Let's do it, you are so fucking hot, leave me a voicemail. I told Mario that you were into him... I want to lick your taint and make you cum so much... I want you badly, I know you want me. ... I am so fucking into you. You have to pay attention to Mario, but let's have fun. I wanna fuckin' eat you and fuck you and suck your nipples and watch you eat Mario's ass and lick your ass. I'm so fucking into you, it's incredible. Uhm, check this message, and then just say to me, "Yes." ... I wanna fuckin' suck your cock, talk dirty to you, watch you and Mario fuck each other, suck my cock, beat off on your face. Get another man up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke." Screeeeech! Slater tells me he caught you in the men's locker room, sniffing his wrestling jock strap! You'll have to be punished - and I've decided that the best punishment would be to be spit-roasted by me and Mr. Tuttle while Slater kicks you repeatedly in the balls! Now bend over and open wide!!! Dustin, the new sitcom sounds great! Please include an episode where Slater turns up out of the blue to admit his undying love for you, and you, him, Belding & the Art teacher get down to serious group hardcore buttfucking for the entire episode. While the end credits roll a slo-mo film could play in the background of Slater losing his slimy load on your beard. Trust me, the Fox Network loves this type of shit! Hope everyone in here is well and having an asslicking good day! Last night I headed out on the town dressed in zubaz, my fro wig and some red converse sneakers. I wanted to try to capture the image of the Max so I went to this crummy diner and ran in! A Mr. Do game was in the corner and to my amazement that guy who played Max was in there as a waiter! When he saw me his face lit up and he immidiately signaled for me to follow him in the bathroom. When we got in there he said "I knew you wouldnt forget me Dusty." He yanked down my Zubaz and started licking my asshole. I squeezed out a small turd which he gobbled up like a hungry dog. He yelped in ecstasy when I punched him in the face and reamed his shit chute for an hour! I finished by blowing my load in his jew fro! Needless to say I will be going back for seconds! ROCCOWOW, this indeed quite an honor....SCREECH!! (no really i just "screeched" out loud) this is almost as cool as the first time i ran into a girl and touched her boob! Almost as cool as the first time I woke up and had to the bathroom cause I had JIZZED all over myself! Didn't that happen on an episode of Saved By The Bell? I think so, only it was Mr. Belding. So would you mind rubbing that brillo pad of a head on my ass, untill rancid poopiness came out and seeped into your huge schnozz YOU FUCK YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I WAS STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND FUCKED IT UP! I FUCKING HATE YOU, I HOPE HOT CAMELS COME ALONG AND SPIT ALL OVER YOUR KNEES! and someday MY dream is to meet you! So if you want, send me an email!!! Love, Joe Franks Hey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and white trash ok. I love it when you toss my salad, it makes me want to giggle so I almost wet myself. I want Chris Bailey to suck my shrivelled jew foreskinHey dustin, lets buttfuck some more so we can spread more aids to the homies and Dustin will you be my boyfriend? We can go out on a date to the Cornhole, my favorite club. Afterwards, we can cum back to my place and take a shower. Do you ever clean yourself with body lotion? You will in my shower. I'll soap your ass nice and good.

10th June 2005 - 03:01:58 AM

17291 : Fagbusters

I ACTUALLY KNOW A BULL DYKE IN MADISON, WISCONSIN... I WONDER IF SHE HAS EVER RAPED SCREECH WITH A STRAP ON...

10th June 2005 - 02:55:38 AM

17290 : Fagbusters

DA CHACH IS ON CROTCH!

10th June 2005 - 01:29:05 AM

17289 : Fagbusters

STEINBERG, YOUR KRAUT ASS COUSIN IS FUCKING UP THE BOARD AGAIN!

08th June 2005 - 01:05:46 PM

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Dustin I want you to fuck me in the ass and I want to pour honey all over your taint and watch the ants nibble it up you sexy bitch Dustin I want you to fuck me in the ass and I want to pour honey all over your taint and watch the ants nibble it up you sexy bitch Dustin I want you to fuck me in the ass and I want to pour honey all over your taint and watch the ants nibble it up you sexy bitch

08th June 2005 - 12:37:51 PM

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Dustin I want you to fuck me in the ass and I want to pour honey all over your taint and watch the ants nibble it up you sexy bitch Dustin I want you to fuck me in the ass and I want to pour honey all over your taint and watch the ants nibble it up you sexy bitch Dustin I want you to fuck me in the ass and I want to pour honey all over your taint and watch the ants nibble it up you sexy bitch

08th June 2005 - 12:29:55 PM

16030 :

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