Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #78801-79000

13th November 2006 - 02:02:39 AM

79000 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey faggots, check this out: http://www.savedbythesmell.net/ Didn't Howard Stern or someone else say that the women in Diamond's "Saved By The Smell" video were supposed to be "hot"? The women on the cover of Diamond's video are obviously fat and butt-ass ugly! Does he honestly think that telling everyone that he had dirty sex with two obese hogs somehow makes him "cool." Geez - he can't even afford attractive hookers. Those actually look like the type of women I would expect to see with Diamond. Before I turned gay I used to see fat bitches like that at the bar scene. I never tried to hit on them or even talk to them because fat chicks never did it for me. And then I saw Diamond on SBTB and became a raging queer.

12th November 2006 - 11:43:50 PM

78999 : neil diamond

screech, it's me neil diamond, your father. remember when i molested you for years while you were growing up and used to run trains on you with a.c. slater? remember when you complained to the authorities and i talked my way out of trouble but disowned you for complaining? i sure am enjoying watching you throw your life away. i earn millions from my yearly concert series, but you won't see a cent from me.

12th November 2006 - 10:05:59 PM

78998 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, has Mr. Belding ever lodged a table leg in your rectum? I'll bet that he probably has. I could see him using a shoe horn to guide the table leg right into your "nether regions."

12th November 2006 - 09:25:14 PM

78997 : Jerry Jackson

Yo Screech you is well fit init! Check out www.fat-pie.com/jerryjackson for naked pictures of Screech.

12th November 2006 - 07:18:32 PM

78996 : Hannah

screech attack save his house buy a t shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12th November 2006 - 04:17:03 PM

78995 : Dner

I'm gonna pat myself on the back for getting the attention of ymtnd.com-ers! I'm proud to be in that ymtnd showing my queer pride!

12th November 2006 - 02:19:46 PM

78994 :

9/11 was an insided job. DD supports official story

12th November 2006 - 03:18:03 AM

78993 : bruce

Hey schreech hows it going, I'm a flaming gay fan from back in the day, I used to smack my dingaling around to sbtb all the time. remember the episode where mr. belding dropped a deuce in ur fro and said "howdya like THOSE apples!!"? classic line.

12th November 2006 - 02:00:13 AM

78992 : SATAN

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF "god". LEAVE HOWERD STERNS GAY ASS OUT OF DD.COM. FUCK HIM UP HIS CONSTANT REPEATING BULLSHIT ASS. ANYWHO MARCIA I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.ITS MY DIRTY LITTLE SATAN SEED IN YOUR VAGINA(INTERNAL CS). PLEASE SUCK MY BALLS TWAT STINK."

11th November 2006 - 09:39:37 PM

78991 : Deuce Dumper, Male Humper

Someone (78994): wrong and wrong. Diamond is a terrible actor and an evil liar who deserves anal rapings aplenty!! I hope Howard Stern smothers you to death with his salty old nutsac! Same applies to you, Marcia!

11th November 2006 - 07:19:06 PM

78990 : Kurt Steinberg

Marcia, you're full of shit. Leave and don't come back. Diamond is a penniless nerd and is unable to afford a "team of lawyers." He tried unsuccessfully to acquire this website in 2004, as discussed in this press release: http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/4/prweb118385.htm

11th November 2006 - 06:12:31 PM

78989 : Marcia

Satan, I'd appreciate it if you could desist from using inflammatory language, please. I'm only trying to help the wayward souls on here, and of course Mr. Diamond. Thank you Marcia

11th November 2006 - 05:35:57 PM

78988 : SATAN

hey marcia, how goes things in the land of the living. WHATS THIS... ahhh very good still raining on parades i see, keep up the good work, miserable twat

11th November 2006 - 05:12:38 PM

78987 : Marcia

I want to say sorry for not being on the guestbook recently. I've been neglecting you all a bit, but I'm back now, to stop the posters here spreading the false homosexual related rumors about Mr. Diamond. I am logging IP addresses and forwarding any libelous or defamatory comments of a lurid homosexual nature to Dustin Diamond and his team of lawyers. Please keep this guestbook clean and refrain from posting any homoerotic material about Mr. Diamond. Thank you, and God bless Marcia

11th November 2006 - 04:22:35 PM

78986 : Dustin Diamond

h0wdy. 1f y0u c4n find m3, y0u can ins3rt y0ur m4n meat int0 my tight littl3 butt!!!11 th1s i5 th3 clu3, "H0werd Stern is fag". its a very tough riddle but you must if you w4nt the dustin lust!!! g00dnight

11th November 2006 - 03:26:28 PM

78985 : fagel

http://dustindiamondswebsite.ytmnd.com/ http://dustindiamondswebsite.ytmnd.com/ http://dustindiamondswebsite.ytmnd.com/

11th November 2006 - 03:06:43 PM

78984 : Someone

Why are you all so damn mean, Dustin's a good actor and a sweet man leave him alone. Fuck you Artie! Fuck you Artie! Hi Bengie! Howard Stern RULEZ!!!!!!!

11th November 2006 - 01:02:26 PM

78983 :

When's the gay porn tape coming out Dustin? I know you were only faking it with those two fugly bitches.

11th November 2006 - 12:36:29 PM

78982 : poopweenie

anybody down for some gay chat?

11th November 2006 - 11:30:27 AM

78981 : Mr. Belding

LICK MY ERECT PENIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

11th November 2006 - 05:02:57 AM

78980 :

DUSTIN SMELLS OF POO POO

11th November 2006 - 02:47:03 AM

78979 : Mr. Belding

Dustin, my erect penis yearns for the vice-like grip of your tight young ass!! Please don't disappoint it!!!

07th November 2006 - 04:28:33 PM

78933 : Rocco

Teresa, You are a complete retard. Have you looked at the other posts on this board? This board is only for homosexual requests to Diamond or to share vivid homoerotic recaps from SBTB. I really wish I could take a dump in your hair. ROCCO

07th November 2006 - 02:25:11 PM

78932 : Teresa

Hi Dustin, I am really interested in getting into acting but I really am not sure where to begin. Please when you have a chance get back to me and let me know where to start. Thank you

07th November 2006 - 02:07:50 PM

78931 : Destro

Hey Dustin, I want to bend you over and shove my thick metal cock up your ass as my lover Cobra Commander shoves his cock in your mouth and we give you the spit roasting of a life time. I know you are into GI Joe, but you really should go the way of Cobra. There are no queers in GI Joe, Cobra is filled to the brim with queers. We have daily orgies. I once blew Zartan until his penis changed to a blue color. I even promise that you can lube up my steel head and shove it up your soon to be bloodied rectum.

07th November 2006 - 01:33:42 PM

78930 : jake

this sucks balls. die immediately

07th November 2006 - 11:30:35 AM

78929 : Dustin Diamond

g00d morning c0ck suck3rs!!11 fuck y0ur m0ther5!!

07th November 2006 - 10:26:39 AM

78928 : www.fotolog.com/86_suicida_86

idolo! simplemente mi estrella juvenil ...^^ no me perdia ningun capitulo de esta sarie!! ...:D nos vemos! saludos de Chile! Bye!

07th November 2006 - 08:37:52 AM

78927 : Wizard\'s Sleeve

I love anal play when I have the time. I have various toys, I have vibrating balls, 5 pearl string, small butt plug and a medium sized one. One normal dildo that is only about 6" long 1 1/2' diameter that is fun, and finally one when I have the time and want some serious play a 10" long and 2" diamter that after awhile I can take the whole thing down to its balls, which I just love the feeling of those agianst mine. To get me into taking that whole thing I have to shave completely, dress entirely in fem and go out to a movie or something while wearing one of the butt plugs to start getting me stretched out and the pre cum started. Then I come home and watch a porn and further get in the mood. Then finally get undressed doen to my garter and stockings and panty and bra and start sucking on the big guy and than turn around and take it all in over about 10 minutes. Once all the way in I can ride for quite sometime until I can no longer take it. Man I wish I had a lot time right now

07th November 2006 - 05:49:35 AM

78926 : grant marshall

hey dusty i love your tape. maybe i could give you a dirty sanchez sometime. love you dusty and hopefully some day we can be together thinking of you always grant

06th November 2006 - 08:53:42 PM

78925 :

screech how many beef n cheddars does it take to get your wife in the mood? oh wait you're gay nevermind.

06th November 2006 - 08:33:04 PM

78924 :

damn bro. u lose so hard.

06th November 2006 - 06:08:11 PM

78923 : hey idiot...

How long did it take for you to write that piece of garbage that no one could finish reading?

06th November 2006 - 05:34:32 PM

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06th November 2006 - 05:22:46 PM

78921 : diamondcutter

VOTE DUSTIN DIAMOND!!!!!!!!! He is perfect for ANY political office. The reasons why: 1) He is a closet faggot. 2) He has money problems. 3) He can't tell a straight answer to save his life... even to tell if he married or not. 4) He has a "secret" sex tape. 5) He is full of shit, as proved in his "sex tape". 6) He needs a new house... perhaps the "White House". 7) He knows sneaky ways to raise funds... like a bogus t-shirt sale. 8) He can get quality airtime on Howard Stern and Tyra. 9) His "wife" could give Barbara Bush a run for the money in an "Ugliest First Lady" contest. 10) He knows how to be a complete media whore. 11) He can make a headline out of "shit". 12) He definitely would have former male pages on speed dial. 13) He won't stand for crime sice his "Playstation" was stolen. And most importantly... HE NEEDS A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!

06th November 2006 - 03:39:34 PM

78920 :

Check out Chris Burke's wikipedia page. Unfortunately, some of his movie roles have been omitted. :( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Burke_%28actor%29

06th November 2006 - 02:57:36 PM

78919 :

report to the Rip Taylor imdb - to the nickname thread. We must get out the message that he was nicknamed Rip because of his big cock ripping the anus of many young men! Go Now!

06th November 2006 - 01:53:19 PM

78918 : Dennis Haskins

Screech, I want to punch you in the rectum and watch you yell zoinks as I rupture your anus muscles. I want to shoot HIV+ seed all over your pasty white jew body. I want to take a big health shit on your fro as I rub my taint on your hook nose. I jack off to homeless pictures of you. Remember the good times we had? Let's run off and make love like we did in the Denny's in Ohio! I want you cock up myu ass so bad. Report back to me.

06th November 2006 - 01:51:55 PM

78917 : Dner

Good one Ox! It seems as though Belding's asshole gets Screechie-poo in trouble a lot. Oh Rocco, I'm willing to bet money on Screech's mommy rubbing the sheets in his face!

06th November 2006 - 01:40:32 PM

78916 : Rocco

Bravissimo Ox! Beldings ass got Diamond it many dilemas. I wonder if Mama Screech rubbed the soiled sheets in Diamonds face? ROCCO

06th November 2006 - 10:05:24 AM

78915 : rtur

[Redacted – Spam]

06th November 2006 - 09:18:58 AM

78914 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I saw that our wikipedia entry includes a new picture of you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond Why were you staying with a "host family" in the midwest for 4 months during 2001? What is that all about?

06th November 2006 - 09:09:35 AM

78913 : Dustin Diamond

D3ar 0x, this is the second t1me y0uv put up a bunch 0f stupid "remember when"... g0 fuck y0ur moth3r ya un-origin4l t4rd!!!1 s4ddam hasnt been excuted yet becuase h3 h4s to attend two more different cases. 1 f0r the kurd5 and one m0re for smethin 3lse!!!1 n0w sadd4m is a fuck nut!!11 bye

06th November 2006 - 08:26:31 AM

78912 : Screech

Saddam, I just heard something on the tv about you being hung. Is that true? I want to suck you off.

06th November 2006 - 04:45:10 AM

78911 : Saddam Hussein

SHAL'HAM, AMERICAN INFIDEL - It is I, Saddam Hussein. No doubt you have heard the news that I will be hung before Christmas to stop me from talking about the Chemical weapons sold to me by Donald Rumsfeld. Anyway, before the Iraqi showtrail excutes me by hanging (to be broadcast live on Fox News PPV), I wish to stick my "soddom husseininator" into mouthy American actor, "Screech". Screech. You wish to feel the burn of my chemical warhead as I shove the toxic waste down your anus and thereby hiding it from UN WMD hunters? If so, email me so we can exchange bodily fluids!

06th November 2006 - 02:01:23 AM

78910 : Ox

Screech, remember that time when Belding slept over in your room without your mom's permission? Remember when he slept naked in your bed with you after you two had sex? Remember when he took a shit before you two had sex but forgot to clean himself? Remember when he farted throughout the night and then snuck out the window the next morning? Remember how your whole bed and room reeked of Belding's ass? Remember how Belding left brown stains all over your sheets and one of your pillow cases? Remember how pissed off your mom was at you the next morning because your room smelled like a sewer? Belding's asshole really got you in trouble in that episode!

06th November 2006 - 01:31:23 AM

78909 : Dustin Diamond

w3ll since you brought it t0 thi5, i find myself f0rc3d t0 re5ponde!!!1 Dear N3il Ultr4 1337 f4n, 1 am glad that you c4me 0ut... th1s is step 0ne in your wond3rful g4y life... 1f y0ud maybe like t0 dry hump or kiss th4t is f1ne with m3 but please no anal p3netration 0f any s0rt :)

06th November 2006 - 12:18:04 AM

78908 : Neil Patrick Harris

Dustycakes, how is it that you find the time to post bad pseudo-l33tsp34k messages here, but you don't have the time to send me a quick "congrats" on my coming out?? Y'know I really thought you were different but you're just like all the others. I used to think you might be "the one", but I started to have my doubts after that one time we were making love on the beach during our weekend in Goa, and you shouted Clay Aiken's name when you climaxed inside my ass. Well you can just go to hell, mister man!! I'm gonna shack up with Chris Burke, at least he knows how to treat a man right and has a penis larger than that of a child, unlike YOU.

05th November 2006 - 10:31:41 PM

78907 : If you are a faggot in WI

Make sure that you vote "NO" on the amendment for gay marriage ban in Wisconsin. This may be the only way to convince Screech to give up his hetero facade.

05th November 2006 - 09:19:48 PM

78906 : Dustin Diamond

h0wdy 3veryone!!!1 tod4y was a g00d day 4 i went t0 church and it was v3ry porductive!!!1 I d0nt kn0w why people think 1m g4y??!! i did st4r in an adult film w1th two of my m0st favorite l4dies! s0 piss off!!!1 d0 you have the balls to show your t1ny cocks 0ff on the tele? n0, didnt think s0...

05th November 2006 - 05:21:53 PM

78905 : Screech\'s assload of Sperm

I'm not full yet.... where are you NPH?

05th November 2006 - 11:41:29 AM

78904 :

I need a hug :(

05th November 2006 - 05:49:24 AM

78903 : Neil Patrick Harris

Hey Dustycakes, why haven't you been in touch since my coming out? I thought what we had was special... Why don't you come out as well? We could make our relationship public!

05th November 2006 - 12:57:38 AM

78902 : Samuel \"Screech\" Powers

ZOINKS!!! ZOINKS MR. B!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMM!!!! ZOINKS!!! ZOINKS!!!!!! ZO-ZO-ZO-ZZZZOOOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNNKKKKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04th November 2006 - 11:13:30 PM

78901 :

All queers report to the Neil Patrick Harris IMDB board at once for hot gay action!! http://imdb.com/name/nm0000439/board/threads/

04th November 2006 - 05:18:19 PM

78900 : Dustin Diamond

0k4y guys!!!!1 H3llo, how go3s shit tonight? I think im gonna try to get me some pun3 but chances are ill get loads of d1ck!!!1 i d0nt like "ANGRY FANS", thats n0t the image i n33d!!!1 so p1ss off. Well Zac to be hon3st with ya buddy, all the legal mumb0 jumb0 is true... but i dont c4re about that 5hit, 1m still alive!!!!1

04th November 2006 - 01:23:01 PM

78899 : Zack

I hope everything is working out for you. I heard you went broke and now live in a box. Good luck with life and all.

04th November 2006 - 10:33:01 AM

78898 :

THE PENIS IS COMING TO TEA! FOR GOD'S SAKE GET THE DOYLEYS

04th November 2006 - 08:33:18 AM

78897 :

WHOOPS! MY DING-DONG WENT IN THE GRAVY

04th November 2006 - 07:42:37 AM

78896 : Chad Cockly

Angry Fan, how dare you accuse the queers of this guestbook of corrupting Dustin! I happen to know Dustin personally and I know for a fact that Screech was giving and receiving all manner of disgusting gay sex acts long before this guestbook was even a glint in it's creator's eye. I first met Dustin at at a Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras in 1996 - some of the stuff that we got up to there would make your toes curl, let me tell ya! I too am sad to see that my old friend has resorted to begging for money and releasing Z-grade porno in a pathetic attempt to get back in to the public eye, but if Dustin has lost his way, it's no-one's fault but his own!

04th November 2006 - 06:42:41 AM

78895 :

you stupid cunt

04th November 2006 - 06:14:26 AM

78894 : Angry Fan

You stole dustindiamond.com !!! Now it's full of PERVERTS! You're not Screech! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE BACK HIS NAME??? You ruined him and now he's forced to sink to your low levels.

04th November 2006 - 04:27:25 AM

78893 : I\\\'m cunfuzer too Mr\\\' skreeech

I wan't to ram my unkosher salami up your bung. Is that too much to asssk?

04th November 2006 - 04:26:42 AM

78892 : Neil Patrick Harris

HEY SCRITCH! DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?!?! I'VE COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DO THE SAME, FAGGOT!!! YOU AND I SHOULD GET TOGETHER IN A HOSPITAL DUMPSTER AND HAVE A DOOGIE HOUSER DUMPSTER PARTY!! GET BACK TO ME SHIT LIPS!! NPH

04th November 2006 - 04:16:27 AM

78891 :

Screech I want your 13 millimeters up my ass!

04th November 2006 - 03:14:14 AM

78890 : Dustin Diamond

h3res the thing dud3!!!1 get your penis cut like mine... if you dont that means you dont like jew 4nus, and there for d0nt deserve the sweet thing i call my butth0le!!!1 5orry but thi5 is the w4y it is!!!1 yours truly, Dustin Diamond.

04th November 2006 - 02:26:42 AM

78889 : I\'m cunfuzer too Mr\' skreeech

I think about you all the time. When will you meet up with me? Please tell me that you yearn for the feel of my 12.5 inch incut penis up your puckered starfish. I NEED YOU SO BAD!!!!!!!!

03rd November 2006 - 07:48:24 AM

78876 : Larry motherfucking King

I wanna rub knobs with Dusty!!! Just thinking about it makes my ding-dong start to go hard and my leathery old nutsack start to tighten! Look out Dusty! I've just gotten hold of some viagra and I'm comin for ya!!!!!!

03rd November 2006 - 07:18:28 AM

78875 : anal beard licker

screech I want to put my thingy in your brown hole and then pull it out and go kersplooey all over your face. then I will shit in your eyes.

03rd November 2006 - 03:57:17 AM

78874 : king terdburgaler

STFU you poser.... Using numbers instead of letters make you so fucking cool

03rd November 2006 - 03:30:28 AM

78873 : Dustin Diamond

n0 But S3riously chill 0ut knob gobbl3rs!!!!1

03rd November 2006 - 03:05:05 AM

78872 : Dustin Diamond

GuY5 C4nt we all just get along... Hate on me thats good... and lets keep all th4t love and 4attention to my beautiful jew bagel bum!!!1 i have a p0em for you all, 4nd it go3s a little something lik3 thi5!!!1 THE DR3ADFUL NIGHT Tonight w4s a frightful night for with all my m1ght i couldnt hold back my fright My tighty whities were very very tight!!!1 i l0ve you all so much that is dedicated its ded1cat3d to 4ll you fuck t4rds and cum guzzling turd burglers out there!!!!1 K33P R0cking THE H4TE!!!!

03rd November 2006 - 02:31:58 AM

78871 : diamondcutter

Dner and Fagbusters should have anally raped the "PUESSIE" in California when they had the chance...

03rd November 2006 - 12:31:33 AM

78870 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin Diamond (78866) is an imposter! It's not the real Diamond - instead, it is PRINCESS PUESSIE! I didn't make the connection right away, but when I saw the use of the word "turds" I figured it out. Puessie was the only poster to use that term regularly. Get out of here Puessie. Nobody want you here, you cross-dressing faggot! Remember this "remember when" story about you? 16th May 2005 - 12:22:34 AM 13557 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you were playing kickball during gym class at Bayside? Remember when Kelly was at the plate and she kicked the ball to you while you were playing shortstop? Remember when you fielded the ball and wildly threw it toward Zack, the first baseman? Remember when you were so uncoordinated that the ball slipped as you threw it and it hit the second baseman in the head? Remember when the second basement was a weirdo that liked to be called the "Prince"? Remember when everyone thought he was a complete faggot? Remember how he was the only kid in school that you could beat up, as he was even more scrawny than you? Remember when he got up after you hit hit with the kickball and came at you crying and screaming like the big pussy that he was? Remember when he swung at you with flailing arms? Remember when you kicked him in the nuts and he fell over? Remember when a crowd started forming around you two yelling "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" as you squared off with the Prince? Remember when Mr. Belding ran out in the gym and said "hey, hey, hey, waht is going on here?" Remember when the Prince ran over to Belding and told him that you hit him with the kickball for no reason? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up the kickball and said "was it this kickball, you stupid FAGGOT?" as he whipped the ball at your face from a distance of a mere 10 feet away? Remember when the ball hit the Prince in his face, shattering his nose and spraying blood everywhere? Remember when the entire class started laughing and called the Prince a stupid piece of cocksucking shit? Remember when Slater said "whoa, that's a lot of blood" as Zack gave the Prince a legsweep, knocking him to the ground? Remember when Slater dropped trow and then dropped an HIV+ pile of shit on the Prince's bloody nose? Remember when the HIV from Slater's feces made its way into the Prince's bloodstream, giving the Prince HIV? Remember when Mr. Dewey, the science teacher, ran into the gym with a syringe and said "Prince, take this, it will make you better" as he injected the Prince? Remember when he finished the injection and then told everyone he had just injected the Prince with the Ebola virus? Remember when everyone started laughing? Remember how the Prince was a bloody, fecal-covered mess by this point? Remember when you said "alright, he's had enough... JUST KIDDING, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMING UP!!!" as you kicking the Prince in the nuts and then yanked off his gym shorts? Remember when everyone laughed because the Prince was hung like a gnat? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and Mr. Dewey took turns stomping on the Prince's tiny hairless beanbag? Remember when I said "let me have a chance! I'm strong like an OX?" Remember when I stomped so hard on the Prince's nuts that his nutsack broke open and his tiny balls rolled out? Remember when Salter said "Prince, I think these belong to you" as he stuffed then down the Prince's throat? Remember when the Prince was in the hospital for months afterward and has been seeing a psychiatrist for years? Remember when you went to your 10-year Bayside high school reunion and discovered that the Prince had a sex change and now goes by the name "Princess Puessie"? Remember when Princess Peussie started posting retarded things in message board because he thinks they are funny, when in reality only a stupid fecal-munching pervert would find any of his postings funny? You and the Bayside gang sure screwed over the Prince in that episode!

03rd November 2006 - 12:25:42 AM

78869 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thank you for setting up this glorious guestbook so that your gay fans will have one centralized location to post their gay fantasies!

03rd November 2006 - 12:16:46 AM

78868 : candycanecock4screechass

Hey jizzwaste... even your FANS hate you... http://sbtbnow.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=Dustin

03rd November 2006 - 12:10:56 AM

78867 : douchebag extrodin-heir

Can't you count you fuckwad... it is 822 pages. FWFW probably 700 of them are poker spam.

02nd November 2006 - 10:08:02 PM

78866 : Dustin Diamond

w0w Big tough guy here, sounds like everyone else on the other 821 PAGES!!!1 When you 4ll say something really gay, which it usually leads up to... give yourself a pat on the back for being so UNoriginal. 4ll you fuck turds n33d new god damn material!!!1 PRONTO!

02nd November 2006 - 07:14:57 PM

78865 : Rod Belding

Hey Scrotch! I'll show you my white water rapids you stupid FUCK! I should slug you in your jewish conk you fucking faggot! The one that's gonna be balding is you, after I burn your scalp off with a blow torch, you zubaz wearing cocksucker!!

02nd November 2006 - 05:47:16 PM

78864 : Gay Zack

Screech honey, I have located some HIV+ seed that we can snowball as I fuck your asshole with a can of pepsi. Get back to me you homo.

02nd November 2006 - 05:11:16 PM

78863 : _ds

Dustin, your dick is so big, I loved your sex tape. I wanna ride that all night. I know that you'll like to fuck guys too, and my bottom is screaming for your big cock. Now that you have my email, send me an email, and I'll give you my phone number. I can hardly wait! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK! I LOVE YOUR BIG HARD COCK!

02nd November 2006 - 02:14:16 PM

78862 : Dustin Diamond

0h h3ll0, to all my m4ny fans out there and thanks again for the l0ve.... STOP THE BORAT HYPE!111 STOP THE BORAT HYPE!1111 STOP THE BORAT HYPE!111 Weve all known of schreech for years, some of us grew up watching "Saved by the Cock smack". When bashing me or talking about me, people usually can understand it and shit. But this borat character is a douche bag! Theres nothing funny about retarded arab wanna be. At least im a LEGIT Israelite!111 FUCK YOU ALL!111

02nd November 2006 - 11:24:58 AM

78861 : Borat

Mr. Diamond, in my country of Kazakhstan theere are many problem caused by jews with the big nose. they take all our money and never give it back. in my contry we would shoot at you for target practice and then throw you down a well with other jews. we would make your fat fake wife go to fat camp to lose weight and she would be #5 popular prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

02nd November 2006 - 09:36:14 AM

78860 : Rusty Trombone

Screech, I had a helluva night. I was burning for hot cock and ass action so I donned my jew-fro and zubaz and headed to a Denny's the next town over. I hung out in the restroom, exposing myself to everyone who came in, and after about 30 mins I struck gold: a hot young frat boy named Jeff, who sucked me off like a pro right in front of the other toilet users. After I'd blown my load on his letter sweater, he said "let me go get my buddies", left and came back with 4 other prime examples of muscly young man-chowder. The 6 of us slaked our carnal lustings right there on the floor of the men's room. After 30 mins or so, we were all exhausted and covered in sweat, jizz, piss and numerous other bodily secretions. We put our clothes back on and went back to our seperate tables. I asked for the bill and the manager came over to question me about the strange sounds that had been coming from the men's room. There was no one else in my part of the restaurant so I slugged the manager in the balls, dropped a deuce in the booth and made good my escape. I've just gotten back and my asshole is hanging open like the goddamn Black Hole of Calcutta. I'm gonna go pop a shitload of downers and hit sick, g'night buddy.

02nd November 2006 - 09:19:18 AM

78859 : TIPPER GORE, MOTHERFUCKER

HOWDY Y'ALL!!! I WANNA TAKE SCREECH'S FULL 2.5IN UP MY STINKING FECULENT BUCKET CUNT

02nd November 2006 - 05:44:56 AM

78858 : Hot Beef Injection

that saved by the smell ytmd is HILARIOUS!

02nd November 2006 - 02:25:30 AM

78857 : Deucer

78854, that YTMND is fantastic! I totally lost a load in my jockeys when I saw Screech jerking it to Zack and Belding pics! The creator deserves a medal! http://savedbythesmell.ytmnd.com/

31st October 2006 - 04:03:50 AM

78830 : Dustin Diamond

Kurrrrrrt!1111 Baby, look that was my surprise for you... 3 g4y m3n to fulfill your every desire!!!!1 I was watching you from a hotel and g0t it all5 on t4pe!!1 And when i get home im gonna have a huge bowl with at least ten males sperms not including my own, for that load goes right in your fucking a55!!!1

31st October 2006 - 12:41:09 AM

78829 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, is it cool with you if I painfully burn off your nut-sac with a blowtorch? Please get back to me soon, buddy!

30th October 2006 - 11:26:21 PM

78828 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thanks for posting, buddy! You're such an ass tease. When I arrived at home this evening I was disappointed that you were not here. :( Luckily, however, three queers were dasiy-chaining each other in the alley outside my building - I went down and took dumps on a couple of those HIV+ fruits! So everything turn out ok!

30th October 2006 - 05:33:27 PM

78827 : Dustin Diamond

h3y guys, just had to stop by and say hello to all the lovely fans of mine. HAHA i cant wait for kurt to come home!!111 BTW stud muffin kurty baby,when you get home, my ass will be perked up in the air, completely un-buttered. your f4v!1111

30th October 2006 - 01:55:46 PM

78826 : Kurt Steinberg

http://www.dontgivescreechadime.com/Welcome.html " Donĺt Give Screech a Dime! Actor Dustin Diamond, known best for playing the character ôScreechö on TVs ôSaved by the Bell,ö has been popping-up on various media lately hawking t-shirts and soliciting public support in a campaign to raise $250,000 to make the balloon payment due on his Wisconsin home. On his website GetDShirts.com and in interviews, Dustin suggests that there is a conspiracy to take his home from him. He makes it sound as if getting served with a notice of foreclosure after not making his house payment came as a shocking surprise. He uses words like ôinjusticeö and spits venom at land-contract experts who werenĺt able to bail his ass out. He talks about his ôshitty creditö as if it were some kind of disease that was inflicted upon him, as opposed to the product of his own choices and behavior. While we here at DontGiveScreechADime.com have nothing against Dustin Diamond personally and are never happy to see anyone in an awkward situation, we believe strongly that the principles of accountability and responsibility apply to everyone, even former celebrities! Dustin Diamond is in his late 20s. He appears to be healthy and completely capable of contributing to society. He has had and continues to have opportunities that are not available to most. The general public should not be concerned if Dustin Diamond defaults on the loan for the house that he bought but obviously could not afford. He has no right to your sympathy or financial support. Plus, his public campaign is totally irritating and his shirts are uninspired and crappy-looking. Remember, if Dustin Diamond is successful with this campaign we have only ourselves to blame when he starts selling ôHELP ME COVER MY ALIMONY PAYMENTSö and ôHELP ME BUY A NEW LIVERö shirts. What can I do to really help Screech? ĽAgain, donĺt give him a dime. By giving him a dime, you become an ôenablerö and only encourage his irresponsible behavior. ĽIf you live in the Port Washington, Wisconsin area and have an extra room in your house, let Dustin Diamond know that he can ôcrash on your couchö for awhile when he gets evicted, but only if he gets his act together. Ľ If you know of a job that you think Dustin Diamond would be qualified for, or if you run across something on the Milwaukee craigslist job-postings that you think he would be qualified for, let him know! ĽIf you ever see someone sporting a ôDShirt,ö point, laugh, snicker and do whatever it takes to let them know that they are a chump. Now what do I do with that $15 burning a hole in my pocket? Well, anything else- give it to a real charity, take a loved one to lunch, apply it as extra principal toward your own house payment, buy some groceries or buy a Suicide Girl something from her Amazon wish list. If you feel so inclined to spend your dollars on celebrity charity schemes, spend it here. Thanks!"

30th October 2006 - 01:42:01 PM

78825 : Zack\'s dad

Screech, why is everyone complaining about the low tech graphics on your website? I did the best I could with my Packard Bell 386. I didn't even have a color monitor - I had to use my old monochrome monitor I swiped from by 1984 Apple IIE computer. I did the best I could with the resources at my disposal. It took 4 hours to upload the code for this guestbook while using my 2400 baud modem.

30th October 2006 - 01:15:14 PM

78824 : Your Dad

For those of you who like anal toys, what is your favorite? Do you prefer depth or circumference? Do you like to push your limits, or do you have one favorite you stick with? Since I don't have a safe place to keep a regular dildo, I have used a variety of items. I like feeling slowly stretched out by something as thick as I can stand. So far I've found a 20 oz. or 1/2 liter water bottle to be about the biggest diameter I can take. It takes some work, but feels absolutely wonderful once it's in me. I have also tried a large butt plug called the F5 Twister, which really took some work but was incredible. When I don't have the time to really enjoy a real stretch, a thick carrot or something else has to do. What do you enjoy when a man isn't available? Have you ever had, or do you regularly have, anal orgasms?

30th October 2006 - 11:22:55 AM

78823 : Kurt Steinberg

Hungbob Spoogepants, Owen Wilson, Dner, and Paul Daanen, is it ok with you guys if I videotape your encounters? Diamond is destitute right now and could probably use some extra money from a second sex tape.

30th October 2006 - 10:17:54 AM

78822 : Max the Magican

Screech, will pouring toilet duck bleach down my anus cure me of the repetitive itching and your HIV sperm that is currently swirling inside me? Get back to me, you idiot.

30th October 2006 - 08:35:10 AM

78821 : Darth Vader

I just made Screech Pregnant! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

30th October 2006 - 07:41:29 AM

78820 : Johnny Pube-Crabs

I too would like to have gay sex with Mr. Diamond. Screech, I've just been diagnosed with teh superAIDS and I'll wager that after I blow my ultra-potent load down your gullet, you'll go full-blown within the hour!

30th October 2006 - 07:21:59 AM

78819 : Michael Barrymore

Hi friends! I like nice thick cocks up me wrong 'un.

30th October 2006 - 06:44:22 AM

78818 : Hungbob Spoogepants

Screech, we simply must hook up for gay sex at the earliest possible opportunity. I'm sure you only have a couple inches at best, but I don't care, you can stick it up whichever of my orifices you please. Then I'll do you, I have 11 inches and I cum like Peter North. A lot of my partners beg me again and again to give them a facial. You would look sooo sexy with your face all coated with my glistening man-jelly. Are you into felching? I've tried it a couple times but I can't really get the hang of it. Maybe you could show me the ropes? Do you have any gay clubs you regularly hang out at? Let me know and I'll come out to play. - HBSP

30th October 2006 - 06:30:10 AM

78817 : ytmnd1337

Max, keep up the great work.

30th October 2006 - 01:39:01 AM

78816 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, do you remember when the Exxon Valdez tanker hit a reef in the waters off the coast of Alaska in 1989, spilling millions of gallons of oil into the Pacific Ocean? I think that you should have led the clean-up effort. Your jew-fro alone could have mopped up millions of gallons of oil. You should have teamed up with Chris Burke to form a celebrity clean-up crew. After you would have finished, Chris Burke would have lifted everyone's spirts by lighting your oil-soaked jewfrom on fire, burning your head to a crisp, much to the delight of all onlookers!

30th October 2006 - 01:06:38 AM

78815 : Owen Wilson

Hey there Dustin! Or should I say "Double D"? Speaking of which, I was wondering if you still had my fake boob harness. I started seeing Chuck(Norris) again he seems really upset that I do not wear them when he plunges my rectum. I showed him the trick you taught me about using Hellmann's real mayonnaise as anal lube, he gave it two thumbs up! Literally! Well buddy gotta go, hope to see ya next month at Henry Winkler's world famous "Only Wangs Gang Bang" Love ya mean it, Owen Wilson

29th October 2006 - 09:58:36 PM

78814 : paul daanen

dustin diamond, i heard about you on the news about a month ago. i remember you from saved by the bell. when is your take cuming out? i want to watch it and spank my monkey. i dream about you all the time. i want to have a 69 with you. i want to put my tongue in your butt like an anteater puts its tongue into an ant hill. please respond, loverboy. xoxo paul daanen

29th October 2006 - 05:29:46 PM

78813 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, reading the messages posted here must make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Dner and I want to do everything in our power to ensure that you remain well-fed with our feces! You must be licking your chops right now just thinking about these hearty meals!!!

29th October 2006 - 04:23:25 PM

78812 : Dner

Hey Diamond, I've got a great idea! I call it serving Boston baked beans! Let me explain, first I eat a whole can of beans. Then I shit them out into a sauce pan. I heat my stool up and then pour it down your throat. Sound like something you'd be interested in? I hope so. Get back to me on this one you stupid fuck!

29th October 2006 - 02:48:53 PM

78811 : Kurt Steinberg

Dustin, thanks for the praise! Is it cool with you if I insert a cupful of peanut M&Ms into my butthole and then fart them out into your mouth?