22nd May 2005
- 06:41:34 AM
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13683 : Dustin\'s
Diary
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November 27th, 1991
I don't know how much more of this I can take. Much as I love working on the show, and everything it brings (the fame, the glory, the drugs, the hot studs that will drop trow at the merest suggestion that I could get them an interview at NBC), I'm just not sure I can take many more of the on-set practical jokes from Mark-Paul and Mario. Although, sometimes it can be quite agreeable...those guys can get pretty damn freaky. Take today for example. I'd just finished a scene when Mario came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go shoot up with him in his dressing room, so I said sure. Mario's always good for a fix. So when we got to his dressing room, he pushed me inside and locked the door. It was completely dark inside, and I said 'Hey, I thought we were gonna shoot up...?' and then I heard Mark-Paul say 'we're gonna shoot you up alright, bitch!!!' and then I felt someone wrench down my zubaz. Next thing I knew, I was being pinned to the floor by Dennis (I knew it was him as I could recognise his breathing on the back of my neck) while he raped me up the cornshoot! While he was grinding away, someone (I assume Mark-Paul) gave me a golden shower, turning my jew-fro into a soggy mop; then I heard someone standing over me groaning and straining, and a big smelly turd plopped right on my head! The perpetrator then rubbed the turd into my hair. It was then that Dennis said 'time to shoot you up, BITCH!!!!' and he blew his load deep inside my ass. I heard the door being unlocked and they walked out saying 'see you on set, shithead', and it was then that I remembered I had another scene to do! I ran out on to the set, covered in shit and piss - the director didn't seem to notice and shot the scene anyway! I'll bet that one makes the 'blooper' reel - I just hope no-one decides to drop a 'blooper' on my head again just before a scene! Zoiks! |
22nd
May 2005 - 06:08:50 AM
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13682 : Mad Jack the
homeless guy
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You bring it, ho!
You know you that baby's daddy! Mmmm-hmmm!!!
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22nd
May 2005 - 05:58:43 AM
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13681 : Bia
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Q merda é essa
!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!??????????????????
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21st
May 2005 - 07:24:15 PM
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13680 : Dustin
Diamond
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Bullshit. There are
plenty of homeless guys who happen to have uteruses and ovaries caused by
bizarre birth defects. What I'm saying is:
WE'RE TAKING THIS TO MAURY, BITCH! YOU AIN'T NO BABY DADDY! |
21st
May 2005 - 06:49:15 PM
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13679 : Mad Jack the
homeless guy
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Dustin! Do you
remember me? I'm the homeless guy who you found passed out round the back of
The Toolbox nightclub in West Hollywood the other night. Remember how you saw
me while you were taking a piss against the wall, so you walked over and
started pissing on me instead? Remember how that woke me up, and you asked if
I fancied making $5? Remember how I said OK, so you removed my filthy, urine
& feces-stained pants and started fucking me in the ass?
Well I've got some news for ya. You see, I have a birth defect that caused me to be born with a uterus and ovaries attached to my lower digestive tract, and I just found out that I'm pregnant, and you're the father. I trust you will do the honorable thing and make me your wife! I just know we'll make a great couple, and when, in 9 months time, our precious shit-baby wriggles its way out of my ass, covered in shit and mucus like some writhing, sentient turd, we can raise it together and give it the start it needs in life. |
21st
May 2005 - 06:38:18 PM
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13678 :
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Wow. Posting Holy
war spam on dustindiamond.com. Way to stick it to the man, you smelly Turkish
plebian.
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21st
May 2005 - 05:15:29 PM
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13677 : Dustin\'s
Diary
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(cont.) I chewed
into his meaty fart shoot like an Ethiopian on a Philly cheesesteak. Chunks
of butt crust were flying, and the sound was similar to crumpling newspaper.
I was going to blow a wad just indulging in this man's anus casserole. All of
the sudden, we heard one of the migrant workers approaching the stall.
"Aye, essay. All those fajitas and Tecate, mang. I got to take el
poopy!" Frantic, Joffrey and I crawled down inside the toilet just as
the Mexi-person opened the door. He sat himself down and began to unleash the
most violent, sloppy Mexi-fart imaginable. I was getting off in a big way. I
opened my mouth as wide as I could. "Become the toilet," I thought,
as digested beef and cheese poured out of his ass down my waiting throat.
This was the single most erotic thing I've ever experienced. I'm losing loads
just thinking about it.
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21st
May 2005 - 05:15:27 PM
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13676 : LoVely FucK BOy, now or never
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Has anyone here on
this board tried this new cocncept of edging to help supplement the jelqing
activites? I have tried this now for about the past 3 weeks. My personal
trainer here in nasterville mentioned this to me, and said it would help to
minimize some of the pressue that has built up in my anus from the hours of
jelqing and fingering that have come to me from prayer in the monastery. Damn
why the fuck did I become a priest? I'd prefer to be working at that Academy of
Jelqing in chestnut hill along with Professor Steve Nelsen, who now teacher
an advanced course in proctology and edging, as it relates to the History of
the Anus and Papacy. Right on, Sasha Baron Cohen! YOU IS MY MAN. reSpekt!
Anyway: So I got into the argument with a friend about the difference in edging and jelqing...and he said THERE IS NO DIFFERNECe but hey, after a few joints, I know that jelqin g GET SME THERE AND GETS THE JOB DONE insptie of the swelling and pain. Ask Prof. Nelsen....he's swollen and =nevertheless he's 8 inches strong at this time without Jelqing...but IF he keeps jelqing like he does at that workout place, WOW, he's going to have a master dick that NONE of us will be able to swallow. SO that's the news for the moment, Jelqers... Signature: Lovely FUck Boy, flying high here at the Universal Life Church in Nasterville where someone just married me to my right hand. RIGHT ON guys..... |
21st
May 2005 - 05:06:40 PM
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13675 : Dustin\'s
Diary
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May 15, '05
There aren't enough homeless men in L.A. to satisfy my carnal urges. Today it was a man named Joffrey in a construction site port-o-shitter. There I was, minding my own business, smearing myself with the fecal remnants of smelly immigrants, when in walks Joffrey, scruffy beard and thin build, looking for a place to shoot up. "If you REALLY want a shot of the good stuff, look no further, baby," I told him as the Mexi-poo hardened to a crust on my naked Jewish body. He asked, "How much you pay?" "Depends on the performance, cowboy." He abruptly began chewing the rancid sewage off my chest. Impressive, I thought. He really must need a fix. "Do you wipe yourself properly?" I asked him. "Almost never," he replied. This sent jolts of blood to my cock, inflating my throbbing Jewdon. I dropped his filthy jeans to reveal the most skank encrusted asscrack I have ever beheld. I was cemented shut with moldy shit and the leavings of other gentlemen. My mouth was watering... |
21st
May 2005 - 04:52:33 PM
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13674 : Funky Butt Lovin\'
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FUCK MY ASS!
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21st
May 2005 - 04:41:45 PM
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Just don't shit on
me, ok?
Or did I not make MYSELF CLEAR???? what i'm trying to say is: JUST DON'T SHIT ONE KAKA ON ME, YOU TURKISH RETARDED STEINBUNG! Steinbung? what's that? You dont' know? well it's part of a puzzle put together again the Palastianian Liberation Front, all in bed with The Zion Daughters of the Revolution, and I FUCKING MEAN; THEY ARE DOING IT WITHOUT LUBE. fuck no, please say now! I promise not to shit on you! OK? YEH OK!!!! |
21st
May 2005 - 03:40:40 PM
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OK, yeh I know it's
fagbuster and that crap out there putting this turkish shit on this site. I
blame all of them and their dumpster love ins. But then hey THEY
ARE JUST SO MUCH SHIT RIGHT? YEH FUCK YEH!!!! |
21st
May 2005 - 03:40:12 PM
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13671 : Fagbusters
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THE SPAM
ABOMINATIONS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS TWYLA AND SICK BOY WERE. DEFINITELY WORSE
THAN LESTER AND HIS BAND OF MEDIEVAL TIMES REJECTS, SADLY.
FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE. |
21st
May 2005 - 03:31:03 PM
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13670 : Did you shit on the floor?
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Well Kurt how do you
like the Turkish spammers now? Huh? fun isn't it, shithead. As for Ox and the
other losers, you're responsible for this crappy site. You can just stop
shitting on the floor!
OK! |
21st
May 2005 - 02:15:05 PM
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13669 : Britney
Spears\' Vagina
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POOT! POOT I TELL
YOU POOT!
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21st
May 2005 - 01:23:38 PM
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13668 : ÀñÆ•
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[Redacted – Spam]
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21st
May 2005 - 12:32:36 PM
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13667 : Shitty the
Pocket Pooter
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SALTY THE
POCKETKNIFE AUDITIONS NEW DRUMMER!
Kurt Loader: Former child star and NAMBLA advocate Dustin Diamond says his highly successful band, Salty the Pocketknife, is looking for a new drummer. "Our old drummer was great, but unfortunately he was taken from us by fart cancer. We just want to pick up the pieces and move on," says Diamond. The band also says their new drummer must be able to learn quick and be brutally sodomized in public. Auditions are being held in Diamond's mother's basement. The band stresses the importance of their next drummer being a small ethnic retarded boy. "We like a young drummer, preferably with Down Syndrome. That way when he starts blathering about how his bun-hole hurts, nobody takes him seriously." Good luck, boys. I'm Kurt Loader. Now back to Travis Barker's Western Style Anus Gape Bonanza. |
21st
May 2005 - 12:14:39 PM
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13666 : Dustin
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Please, folks. Let's
stay on topic. The topic is my well-lubed asshole.
-Double Dragon |
21st
May 2005 - 11:36:37 AM
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13665 : 3269
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[Redacted – Spam]
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21st
May 2005 - 11:23:16 AM
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13664 : GAYs STINK !
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[Redacted – Spam]
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20th May 2005 - 05:55:37 PM
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13640 : Dustin\'s Diary
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(cont.) it. "That's right, you faggot bum!" He began to weep. "I had a family before they moved my job to India!" I laid on the ground so I could feel his warm tears trickle down the crack of my ass. It was so hot watching him sob with my bloody dick in his near-toothless mouth. "Screech is your boss now, faggot!" A bead of glistening pre-cum formed on the head of my raw, tattered member. I was going to blow. Big time. I ripped the needles out of my sack and forced both balls into his mouth and started to joyously fart in his beard. There it was! Ropes of warm goo directly into his teary eye. I watched him cry rivers of shame and remorse for a bit longer, then I crushed his skull with a nearby brick. Oh, he was good, but not five dollars good.
-Dustin |
20th May 2005 - 05:48:06 PM
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13639 : Dustin\'s Diary
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May 13, '05 I can't help it. I loving fucking bums. A man will do anyhting when he has hit rock bottom. I just love the desperation in their eyes. Today it was a guy named Bruce under the 52nd street bridge. I asked if he wanted to make five bucks the hard way, and of course he said yes. I let down my Zubaz right there, and motioned to a pile of dirty syrenges on the ground. "Grab a few of those bad boys," I said. He did, and asked what they were for. "Go ahead. Jab one in my sack." He did it, just like a good little homeless bitch. "Deeper." He jammed needle after needle deep into my testes until my scrotum resembled a wrinkled hairy pin cushion. "Swallow my rod. And use your teeth, faggot." "Please don't call me that," he plead, but I grabbed his hair and rammed my Kosher meat down his throat, causing him to gag. "Chew it, bitch!" He started gnawing on my shaft like a rabid dog on a fresh bone until it looked like a bloody meat shank. His scruffy beard tickled my taint while stale chunks of food fell out of |
19th
May 2005 - 10:28:19 AM
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13596 : Marcus
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Looks like this post
got it twice. I just hope some of you guys read this one, short for me, but I
want you to know that my son and I have been jelqing now for awhile and we've
developed what our doc refers to as "testicle ramifications" which
according to him means either we should take a longer pause between edging
and getting off, or try it more frequently. I didnt' tell him that I've been
edging and jelqing with my own son as he might find that peculiar, and I
certainly haven't mentioned the use of ropes or dildos (that aneros is a
powerhouse of FUN) for deeper and more intense pleasures. I'd recommend all
of these types of equipment for these workouts, but if the penis doesn't get
any larger from jelqing, then at least you've managed to release tension from
yourself and son IF that's the case. Watch the nut pain....and then continue.
It's well worth the effort.
PS: Geez, that stuff with the pasta wrapped around the nuts and letting it dry is A NEW ONE FOR ME! Should give it a try soon. Signature: Marcus, hoping to hear from you guys, particularily those who will be graduating from the ACADEMY OF JELQING there in Chestnut Hill in two weeks. Congratulations, Guys; how did you survive those final tests? |
19th
May 2005 - 10:14:26 AM
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I see this shit hole of a web site is still
less than toilet paper and that Kurt Shithead hasn't a clue what to do about
it but let these turkish cumslurpers add shit. PEUSSIE RULES AND DON'T FORGET
IT OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING LITTLE NUTS DOWN YOUR THROATS, YOU SIMPLETONS.
you got problems with that? TURDS???? well here's something I wish on all of you::::::::::::::::::: GRACKLE BIRDS ATTACK HOUSTON HOUSTON - Like a scene from the horror movie "The Birds," large black grackles are swooping down on downtown Houston and attacking people's heads, hair, arms, knees and backs. Authorities closed off a sidewalk after the aggressive birds, which can have 3-foot wingspans, flew out of magnolia trees Monday in front of the County Administration Building, 'dive-bombing' lawyers, shop keepers, those waiting for a bus'. Two larger birds attacked a taxi waiting for a green light, according to Serena Vazquez, secretary. "They were just going crazy," said constable Wilbert Jue, who works at the building. "They were attacking everybody that walked by, not only ripping clothes apart and leaving bloody skin abrasions, but covering many pedestrians with fecal matter." The grackles zeroed in on a lawyer who shooed a bird away before he tripped and injured his face, Jue said. The lawyer was treated for several cuts and later stated "I thought this was some conceptual art work until a grackle covered me with kaka, and when I fell to the ground, these birds then made off with my sun glasses". It appears that the birds are protecting their offspring. On Monday a young grackle had fallen out of its nest and adult birds attacked people who got too close, Jue said. "We feel that the only remaining thing to do is cut the trees down and hope that these birds move some other place; our last resort is to poison them which is not a bad idea". Another bird attacked a deputy county clerk. This person, name withheld, was in shock over the sudden event and plans not to return to work until the birds are removed. "They just ruined my day. Since these attacks, my hands have been scraped when I fell to the sidewalk, and my bladder is terribly weak". "I hit him with a bottle of beer," said Sylvia Velasquez. "The other birds came from the trees, and one attacked my blouse, ripping it and my bra, and on my back are now large bruises." Two women came to help her after she fell to the ground, and the birds attacked them as well tearing at their hair, covering them with fecal matter, and leaving torn pieces from their dresses and blouses . The group escaped by running into the building and calling the police for help. "This is a very Hitchcock kind of story. Very Tippi Hedren, who according to police was attacked by birds because her hair dye job left her dark roots exposed and smelling of peroxide, which annoys birds" said downtown worker Laura Aranda Smith, referring to one of the stars of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds." |
19th
May 2005 - 08:27:19 AM
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13594 : Negro Slayer
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A nigger is worth
less than a small black turd forgotten in a clogged toilet... FUCK THE
NIGGERS, every dead nigger is a step in the right direction for the human
race.
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19th May 2005
- 01:03:21 AM
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13591 :
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Peussie, remember
that episode where Kurt Steinberg put Krazy Glue on your asshole to glue it
shut after he had anally pounded you? That episode was playing at the S&M
gay bar last week in West Hollywood.
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18th
May 2005 - 11:13:44 PM
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13590 :
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burn in hell
peussie!!!!! nice story fagbusters. i'm glad that steinberg gave peussie the
nickname
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18th
May 2005 - 10:02:05 PM
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13589 : Chocha San, me
japanese fuckie
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There is a speck of
light, almost like an insect that hovers behind the slave who lies still on
the refrigerator and looking like a fairy in the dell. In an instant
that speck of light transforms into a cum-glob. There is no sound, not
even the sounds of men breathing as the sperm drop turns into a river.
IT is a laughable sight even when Jesus Savior appears dressed as Aunt
Gerry. NO, he is not dressed at all but appears in his nude shape like
Mother Teresa. The River? Who the fuck is talking about a river?or the
Pot you've been smoking while writing this story, Culo??? Only his body is
human, his head is an elephant turd. No one dares to speak, or make a
sound. The smudge is about to spread like Montezuma's revenge. No
one is positive if this is a jizz-river, or a cattle-call, or a rat
pile.....It is true, the Object, the being, the TURD, the spirit has
materialized and smells like nothing on earth.
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18th
May 2005 - 09:25:03 PM
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13588 : ken
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hi queer iwan to be
ur friend
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18th
May 2005 - 07:22:09 PM
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13587 : Dner
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I WELCOME BACK THE
RETURN OF THE GREAT WHITE HOPE KNOWN AS FAGBUSTERS!!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE
THING THAT CAN BRING THIS HOMOSEXUAL HELL INTO FULL SWING AND THATS THE
RETURN OF KURT STEINBERG!!! WITH THE POWERS OF OX, DNER, FAGBUSTERS, AND
HOPEFULLY KURT STEINBERG THIS GUESTBOOK WILL BE THE GAYEST WEBSITE ON THE
PLANET!!!
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18th
May 2005 - 06:31:18 PM
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13585 : Fagbusters
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WHAT FOLLOWED WAS AN
UNPRECEDENTED DELUGE OF ABUSE AND DEGRADATION, WHICH HAS YET TO BE MATCHED,
EVEN BY WATCHING "SAVED BY THE BELL:THE NEW CLASS" IN ITS ENTIRETY.
NATURALLY, THERE ARE MANY LEGENDS CONCERNING HIS CASTRATION AT THE HANDS OF HIS FELLOW BAYSIDE HIGH CLASSMATES AND THE SCHOOL'S FACULTY. THE FACTS WILL (HOPEFULLY) BE DEBATED BACK AND FORTH UNTIL THE END OF TIME. THIS ISN'T THAT STORY. BUT WHAT IS KNOWN IS THAT, FOLLOWING THE SEPARATION OF PRINCE'S "CHURCH AND STATE", HE LAY IN A POOL OF BLOOD (AND ASSUREDLY, OTHER THINGS), SURROUNDED BY A MASS OF HUMANITY, ALL LAUGHING AT HIS CATASTROPHE. ONE OF THEM BROKE FROM THE CROWD AND APPROACHED HIM, AND SPOKE. "PRINCE HAS A PUSSY! PRINCESS PUSSY!" AND THEN, IN A MOCKERY OF THE EX-PRINCE'S SPEECH IMPEDIMENT, THE STUDENT CURSED HIM WITH THE NAME HE WOULD FOREVER CARRY FROM THAT MOMENT. "PRIIINCEEEESS PEEEUUUSSSSIEEEEE!" THAT STUDENT'S NAME WAS KURT STEINBERG. THE END, FAGGOTS. PREPARE TO BURN. |
18th
May 2005 - 06:20:03 PM
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13584 : Fagbusters
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OBVIOUSLY, FAGGOTS,
LESTER'S ATTEMPT TO COME UP WITH A SWEET NAME, AND THE ACCOMPANYING EYELINER
AND ASCOTS, DIDN'T HAVE THEIR INTENDED RESULTS.
THE BAYSIDE GANG, ONCE THEY FINALLY STOPPED LAUGHING AT "PRINCE'S" SWEET NEW NAME, BEGAN CALLING HIM "PRINCE POSEY", TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT ONE WONDERS IF BEING CALLED "MO-LESTER" WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A BAD THING AFTER ALL... PRINCE POSEY TRIED TO FIGHT BACK... BUT BEING THAT HE HAD A SEVERE SPEECH IMPEDIMENT THAT MADE HIM SOUND LIKE SLOTH FROM THE GOONIES, THAT ROUTE OBVIOUSLY WASN'T GOING TO WORK... AND IT DIDN'T. ONE DAY, AS PRINCE POSEY WALKED DOWN THE HALLWAY AND SLATER WAS APPROACHING FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION, PRINCE, SEEING THE OBVIOUS SMIRK ON YOUNG A.C.'S FACE, STOPPED, FLIPPED SLATER THE DOUBLE BIRD, AND SCREAMED. "SLATER RULES FER FUCKING SURE!" THEN HE TURNED AROUND AND RAN FOR HIS LIFE... BUT SLATER CAUGHT HIM AND SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND SET HIS ASCOT ON FIRE. MR. BELDING JUST WATCHED, ARMS CROSSED, AND LAUGHED THAT FAMOUS BELDING LAUGH. |
18th
May 2005 - 06:02:12 PM
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13583 : Fagbusters
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I HAVE RETURNED, YOU
VILE FUCKING SCUMBAGS.
YOU'VE MANAGED TO OFFEND THE ALMIGHTY AGAIN... IT'S TIME TO TOSS YOUR SALADS WITH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE. LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT... OR AS STRAIGHT AS IT CAN GET IN THIS PASTEL-COLORED EQUIVALENT OF A WEST HOLLYWOOD ANAL CUM DUMPSTER. THE DISGUSTING BEING KNOWN TO THE WORLD (OR AT LEAST THIS ANALLY DILATED ONE) AS "PRINCESS PEUSSIE", WAS ACTUALLY A THIRD-RATE NERD WHO DID TIME IN THE HALLWAYS OF BAYSIDE HIGH UNDER HIS CHRISTIAN NAME OF LESTER POSEY. AS NO CHILD WANTS TO GO THROUGH HIS PUBLIC EDUCATION EXPERIENCE WITH A NAME THAT HAS TEN BILLION POTENTIAL METHODS TO MOCK IT, YOUNG LESTER, WHO DESPITE HIS THIN, NERDY FRAME HAD VERY LITTLE INTELLIGENCE AND WIT TO SPEAK OF, DECIDED TO BESTOW UPON HIMSELF THE QUESTIONABLE CANONIZATION OF "PRINCE", AFTER HIS ALREADY MENTIONED LOVE OF PURPLE RAIN. AND LET US NOT FORGET THE SCENE IN PURPLE RAIN WHERE JEROME TOSSES A CRAZY BITCH INTO A DUMPSTER... A SCENE THAT NOW SCREAMS LIKE AN ANALLY-RAPED TODDLER OF IRONY. |
18th
May 2005 - 03:11:34 PM
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13582 : from Amy\'s
asshole
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Dear Princess Pussy,
You are in a dreadful state. What with no toilet paper, sewage running loose everywhere, a run-a-mok Dutch Boy probably starting rumors about the supposed rape: well it's just far too much for a princess let alone a blue blood. For heaven sake, princess, grab the rosary beads and get to fucking work! God only knows that THAT was not the first rape EVER in that parking lot. Let us think about Lady Shannon and some of those 'sun rise' services given out in the backs of trucks, pulled up to the cathedral. Unloading, indeed! My eyes reach the Heavens for the answer while my lips whisper filegree prayers to Our Lord. Love a duck! Immediately follow up with a complaint to, rather, through lovely Mary Mount, to Her Royal Hideness, Princess Peussie!!! And speaking of Mary Mount, I would offer you My Best Wishes, Amy |
18th
May 2005 - 01:28:50 PM
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13581 : To aimless
amy, TURD, from Mary
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Something for you, dear amy, before you look
in the mirror and die!!
PS: we know you arer the one leaving these socalled turkish terror alerts, but thanks so much for your help. It's great to know that you can be wiped away like shit stains from the dumpster interior. Smiles...and do not forget: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. Authorities issued a warrant to spank pop star Michael Jackson on Wednesday as sheriff's deputies finished stealing everything from his central California Neverland Ranch in an unspecified criminal investigation dealing with the abuse of makeup and the tools used on little boys for 'cosmetic surgery' and circumcisions, all not needed. One mother stated to the press, "My son was already circumcised twice; now with Mr. Jackson's 'work, I don't think my son has a penis left". A spokesman for the police department in Las Vegas, where Jackson has been staying for the past three weeks behind bars and tied down in a straight-jacket while producing a racket of love-making with the little boys in his cell, said California authorities issued an arrest warrant for the singer and were negotiating with his mini-prostate on the terms of his nose-job. The spokeswoman, Mamacita Montoya, did not specify the charges in the arrest warrant against Jackson and said her department would not be involved in serving the dinner or even at breakfast where various sexual activities take place under the table. Banana sucking was freqently practiced. In 1994, Jackson reached a multimillion-dollar out-of-court settlement with the family of a 14-year-old boy who accused him of "not letting me get completely off; Michael would yell at me that if I shot that goo again, I'd ruin his sheets and wallpaper. I was a wreck". A criminal investigation of that case was closed without charges being brought, and Jackson had the boy chopped into insy-binsy pieces of meat for his pet cobra. "We've seen this before, and those little boys have learned so much just being here in bed with Michael; how he shows them about life and about 'riding the rapids' as he says when they enter his rear for a wild ride; our response is 'Here we go again with some hot gravy;' Michael has 24-hour-a-day supervision, sort of like a vision, but a bodyguard to also gives rim jobs, with him for the specific reason to protect him from bad vibrations and funny jokes about severed dick heads," Jackson family attorney Brian Oxshid told NBC "Hold Your Nuts, DUDES". Whacko-Jacko slashed out at the "rogues' gallery of perverts and sperm sources" who dominated the toilet bowls on Tuesday speculating on the difference between Falwell and turds. No decision reached. "These characters always seem to surface with a dreadful allegation just as another piece of ass is about to loosen and "in we go for another warm, brown joy-ride", an album of cocks, a video of bondage and torture and Sodomy, is being released into the sewage system," Jackson said in the statement about his love of Life. The search warrant was executed on the day that a new greatest hits collection was released, featuring Jackson's latest single, "One More FUCK." Sheriff's deputies and officials from the Santa Barbara District Attorney's office completed the enema convention, which began on Tuesday morning with shit flying all over the place. Jackson has a theme-park with prostate rides and a zoo there where little boys sit on his face and fart. It's called the 'camel ride'. The Celebrity Justice TV SHOW said the therapist felt compelled to report the information to authorities under a California law requiring any guy with an erection and stiff nuts be arrested by the local police and spanked until ready for college. It has been a tumultuous year for Jackson, whose talents as an entertainer have been eclipsed by his bizarre personal life in a multi-level tree house. One event, Michael being raped by his monkey: that caused troubles. In February, he revealed in a British television documentary that he sometimes shared his Neverland bedroom with young boys all standing so erect and shooting all over the place.In November last year, Jackson stunned fans and amused thousands of mothers in Berlin by dangling his bareass baby from a hotel balcony, letting the newborn piss on those below. In June, he settled a $12 million breach of diahrrea lawsuit by his former topless boy-toy, Jim-Boob, avoiding a trial that threatened to expose details of his very small penis. |
15th May 2005 - 07:09:25 PM
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Hey Screech, remember the time Mr. Belding came into your class and said he was putting on a magic show, and was looking for an assistant? Remember how overjoyed you were, because you idolized Belding and wanted to spend lots of time with him? Remember how he asked for volunteers to put their hands up, and you puts yours up just as high as you could? Remember how he said 'OK Screech, meet me in the gym after class', and you almost spooged in your pants?
Remember how you went to the gym after class, and Belding was there with Zack and Slater, who he said would be supervising? Remember how you immediately sported an erection when you saw Belding in his magician's tuxedo? Remember how he said it was time for the first trick, and he needed to give you a blindfold? Remember how you were suprised when Zack and Slater grabbed you by the arms and pinned you to the ground? Remember how Belding said he was going to give you a 'chocolate blindfold', and he dropped trow, squatted over your face, and laid a nice meaty log over both of your eyes? Remember how the bacteria from the shit caused your eyes to swell up? Remember how Belding, Slater & Zack said they'd "wash it out" and then pissed all over your face, causing your eyes to swell up so much you couldn't see anything at all? Remember how, just as you started to get your sight back, you heard a voice say "hey there, snowflake", and you were able to make out Milo the Janitor standing over you? Remember how Belding said "time for Milo to use his magic wand", and as your sight returned, you saw that Milo was sporting an enormous erection, and they had painted the helmet of his penis white, so that it looked like a magic wand? Remember how Milo said "I dunno Belding, it looks like Screech might want to try some 'sword swallowing'" and without warning he thrust his Pringles can-sized cock deep into your mouth? Remember how Belding, Zack and Slater stood there masturbating, and then Slater stuck his dick up Belding's ass, and he bent over, and Zack stuck his dick in his mouth, spit-roasting him? Remember how Milo exclaimed "oh shit, here cum de MAGIC!!!!!" and blew an enormous load down your throat? Remember how Slater, Belding and Zack then proceeded to blow their loads down your throat? Remember how your stomach was so full of jizz you thought it was going to explode, and you passed out? Remember how, when you came to, most of the school was stood around you, pointing and laughing, because I had called them all there to point and laugh at you? LOL!!!!!!1!! PS fuck off Peussie, you shit-sucking monkey rapist |
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