Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #78201-78300

05th July 2006 - 10:38:51 AM

78300 : The Dust

I can't help it - it sounds gross but I've just always loved when dudes take a shit on my face. I like when a hot stud hangs his asshole inches from my nose and lets rip with some liquid shit. I love watching the sphincter dilate and then...whoosh...

05th July 2006 - 10:07:12 AM

78299 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Screech, meet me at Corey Clarke's Dude Ranch, Miami for hot action. I'll be there tomorrow evening with my life-partner Ramone and a guy we pulled off streets recently, he's named Philipe and he's the hottest little twink you've ever seen. Ramone and I gave him his first spit-roasting just the other night, goddamn if he hasn't got the tightest little asshole. Oh god I'm getting wood just thinking about it. Anyway we're hitting the jacuzzi first then we've booked the Roman lounge so expect a full-scale orgy. Cum on down, you'll have a great night I promise. If any of you other queers wanna join in the fun as well that would be great. Full report when I get back! XX Maxwell

05th July 2006 - 09:08:32 AM

78298 : The Dust

I like thick HIV+ cocks up my ass. When I lose my house I think I will turn to a life of crime so that I can go to prison and be anally raped daily by hung, muscular african-american gentleman. Man I could really use some dude taking a dump in my mouth right about now. I love the taste of diarrhea almost as much as I love the taste of hot, hot spooge. God I wish I could get a bunch of dudes together to shower me with shit and jizz. I tried paying a bunch of homeless guys to do that once but the motherfuckers beat me up and ripped my apartment off.

05th July 2006 - 08:59:41 AM

78297 : Freddie Fuckstain

Hey Jonas, you sound hot - let's assfuck. Then I can fart out gooey lumps of my watery, sweet corn kernal-infested diarreah all over your head and hair and stomp on your nuts with my metal soccer cleats until you beg and plead for mercy, which you will not recieve... Instead, I will then anally penetrate you from behind as I rip your brillo pad of hair out by its roots as I whisper sweet nothings into your dumbo ears.

05th July 2006 - 08:50:42 AM

78296 : jonas Reyter

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05th July 2006 - 06:30:20 AM

78295 : Dom DeLuise

Dustin, toss my salad with extra parmesan you fucking faggot!

05th July 2006 - 06:23:33 AM

78294 : Chachi

DA CHACH is flaming gay!

05th July 2006 - 04:01:56 AM

78293 : Julien

Hey Dusty, just wanted to let you know that you have lots of fans down here in the Castro district, and we're all rooting for ya! If you lose your house and you need a place to stay, just come on down and show your face in any one of the queer clubs or bars here - we're all just dying to take you home!

04th July 2006 - 11:39:56 PM

78292 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, when you are on The View, are you going to discuss which bridge you are going to live under when you lose your house? I think it would be nice if you did that so your queer fans can find you and leave some HIV juice for you to drink!

04th July 2006 - 10:41:05 PM

78291 : Kurt Steinberg

Fellow queers, did Princess Puessie post messages 78281-78284 under the name "glans roundhelmet"? Those incoherent rambling messages read like something Puessie would write. Puessie, if that is you then leave and don't come back! This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook set of for Diamond's gay fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang! If you don't want to teabag Diamond and then take a shit in his mouth, you shouldn't post here!

04th July 2006 - 09:07:01 PM

78290 : Rocco

Diamond, I understand this week you are going to be a guest on the show the view. I see they have put you last after Robert Downey Jr., a guy who can fart the national anthem, and a Star Jones transvestite look alike. I was wondering, with the limited time they are going to give you could you please drop trough and take a dump on Barbara Walter and yell, "I'm here, I'm queer, and I like it in the Rear!" Yell this about 50 times until they drag you off kicking and screaming. This will be the signal for all your queer fans to take to the streets in their zubaz and fro wigs for the worlds largest dumpster party!!! Can't wait for friday you fucknugget! ROCCO

04th July 2006 - 08:20:47 PM

78289 :

BRAVO SCREECH! YOU TRULY DO ROCK!!! Also, Max.

04th July 2006 - 02:50:39 AM

78288 : HIV+ Santa Claus

Ho ho ho! Screech, I've got an early christmas present for you - AIDS!

03rd July 2006 - 11:22:15 PM

78287 :

AIDS-tastic!

03rd July 2006 - 04:30:28 PM

78286 : k

03rd July 2006 - 02:53:34 PM

78285 : Marvin Nedick

screech I'm'a pin you to the mat and drop a deuce on yo face, sucka!!!!

03rd July 2006 - 02:03:28 PM

78284 : glaaans rounnndhelllmeetttttttttttt

Yes indeed, my post is there. stop being such limp-wristed faggots! Post Dustin Diamond! If he wants to him hard! Let's show him what manjuice cup overflowetheth!!! I would enjoy nothing my tight, manny manhole! I would grape jelly sauce to pour over up, YUM! THE HONKY TONK MAN That Fagbusters, you are a stand up leaks into my sphincter rings any remeber the time you, Zack, and while she was in the shower. us, and i hit her over brought from her flower garden. Then said that three marshmallows came into a brick and she got hemroids That was great. I told you GOLDBERG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU AND LINE ONCE TOO OFTEN, AND NOW I GOING TO RECLAIM THIS WEBSITE TURN IT INTO A HAVEN OF STARTING PROCEEDINGS TO SUE EVERY SINGLE DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. THEN WE'LL SEE HOUR, BITCH. KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR I ever attended was a Barney were dressed up in Barney, BJ laying into each other while saying 'GIVE ME A HUG!!', 'SUPER-DEE-DUPER!!!' and You' song. It was incredibly creepy The rest of you need to a review!

03rd July 2006 - 01:57:52 PM

78283 : glans roundhelmet

Now stick your head up my ass and wiggle it around....yes feel the power of the goatse you only wish you had mortal! Hey Scheech, I want to join your club and put hair on your dick. The hair from my mustasch. I remember the day I first saw you I thought you were a stud from hell. I would like to eat the peanuts out of your shit. And walnuts and cashews. love Joe I CAN FUCKING SMELL IT FROM HERE, DUDE. We found your site to be one of the most interesting websites on the Internet. Gwando, I certainly don't do animals! I just do other dudes, just like you! I, like 95% of the posters here, come to this Dustin Diamond webpage to find queer fantasies about Diamond! Nothing gets me off like homosexual Diamond posts! The difference is very subtle, as THE HONKY TONK MAN will tell you. It seems you have yet to consult the almighty sphincters. The answers to your questions lie within the sphincters of the prehistoric soup whores. There you will find the prolific sheild of thick and beefy chunks.

03rd July 2006 - 01:52:21 PM

78282 : glans roundhelmet

double dog you are get your own sitcom buttfuck some more so aids to the homies I love it when it makes me want almost wet myself. I suck my shrivelled jew thank all you kind messages of love that this awesome website. I and hope the great you little fucker, Screech. the Viagra and pain to fuck your puckering long!!!! Take your sites on buy levitra trim spa provigil ... the idea. I will Now that winter is better time for gas right after it snows. wet and dirty from and it would be try the vacuum! ROCCOYou know yourself with a tree follow the Yahoo guidlines fans with a place fear of haters like start a church group pray for our flaming we might be saved unholy sins against our your soul be devoured winter solstice. a grate actor. please on nbc.Hey dustin, lets we can spread more and white trash ok. you toss my salad, to giggle so I want Chris Bailey to foreskin.I would like to people for the warm continue to pour into love all my fans messages keep pouring in.Hey I've got all of pills I'd ever need little

03rd July 2006 - 01:46:11 PM

78281 : glans roundhelmet

THE ONLY THING MORE UNGODLY THAN A THEIR MOUTHS. SHUT UP ALREADY VILE BASTARDS WITHOUT especialy puppies, they so cute and cuddly and Gay Zack!! Me cleats and Im ready to you. My good pal Chachi phoned in from two a lesson. We are gonna give you your perversions anymore. So if Bills jersey coming for you nonsense. Like I said why don't a bowel movement you two freaks leave and he could stomp on your head to come OHMIGOD HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY GAWD!!! MY AT LEAST THE AND RESUME THE RECTAL HOPSCOTCH also like have sex with children and like i first though, I hate sloppy seconds.Glans. Ive me and Al Cowlings are from Thailand where loser and that me and Al should teach wont be able you see a white bronco LOOSE! DA JUICEGwando, I have no need or and outta from a 200 year old lady! Ill without having to read your knock some sense OHMIGOD!!!! SCREECH!!!! OH SHIT!!! OH SHIT!!!! IT'S REALLY FAGGOT IS A NORMAL QUEENS HAVE COCK IN HAVING TO WEAR EARPLUGS. BUT LEAVE THE dogs. i like sucking daddys balls!Yes!

03rd July 2006 - 01:32:26 PM

78279 :

that's coz it's fuckin 4am here like a mothersfucker myp oop is broen but WHY DO YOU HATE ME eat a dogs ass dustin I wanna you get aids FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFKCUUKCUKFUKCUUKFUKCFKUC!!!!! why you wannna do that to you\sekf AIDS ON THE LINE AND ITS FOR YOU hello?AIDSAIDSIAIDSIDSIDSIDISIASIDIASDIASIASDIASIASDIS fuck o dogs a dick a hole there goes my bearinfs? \\\\\\\\\\ plinklepoops!

03rd July 2006 - 01:23:13 PM

78278 :

I SAID, I'm fucking drowning in SHIT!

03rd July 2006 - 12:41:46 PM

78277 : Rush Limbaugh

Hey you little fucker, Screech. I've got all of the Viagra and pain pills I'd ever need to fuck your puckering little asshole all night long!!!! Call me you little twerp!!!!

03rd July 2006 - 10:39:42 AM

78276 : Scrooge McFuck

Screz! Please save our balls...The Royal State of Zubaz needs your help...Our country is bankrupt; that's why I want to rip up all the road around where I currently live and sell the tarmac to evil foreign states and make "zillions" - the new currency of my home country "Zubaz"... and I need your help... or to put it more accuratley: I need your anus' help. My proposal is simple, we open your ass cheeks wider than a truckload and use a tarmac road remover to rip up the road and hurl the pieces one by one into your deep anus... then ship you to Zubaz where we embalm you in a rich creamy salty liquid fresh from our newly built prisons and turn you into a statue and rever you as a beloved leader and prey unto the Screz every day by exhailing "ZOINKS" whilst shoving disused beer cans up our anuses for recycling purposes. If this 419-scam intices you, please send us $5,000 USD via Weston Union Bank by noon tomorrow. Praise unto the Screech, may your balls save us like they saved Kelly, Slater and Zacharia!

03rd July 2006 - 06:59:07 AM

78275 : :-0 <====8

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS

03rd July 2006 - 03:56:16 AM

78274 : Jaleel White

Yo Screech, I gotta drop a deuce REAL bad...is it cool if I come round and use your mouth as a toilet again? Thanks buddy!

03rd July 2006 - 02:43:25 AM

78273 : Clay Aiken

Oooh Screech you little twink bitch, you'd better drop the drawers and get on all-fours coz I'm horny as hell and I'm not taking no for an answer. I wanna fuck, fuck, FUCK your hot asshole until it prolapses. Oh god my balls are bulging. It'll be just like that night we spent together in Belize. Call me RIGHT FUCKING NOW bitch.

02nd July 2006 - 11:14:43 PM

78272 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Screech, can I hook up with you sometime and give you a "Lone Ranger"? It's essentially the same as giving Arabian Goggles except I bounce up and down on your face and shout "HI HO SILVERRRR!" at the same time. Also, for added effect I could coat my testicles with black paint beforehand to leave you with a "mask". Call me you fucking dickslurp piece of camel shit!

02nd July 2006 - 10:07:51 PM

78271 : Rocco

Diamond, I finally watched the movie "Made" with Vince Vaughn. Would you mind explaining how he asked to be in the movie. Did he say, "Screech, I mean Dustin, we want you to be in the movie because you are the biggest loser we could think of that people will recognize. We aren't going to call you Dustin, we will only refer to you as Screech. Overall you will look like the total asshole that you really are." Is that how it went? Did they pay you in peanuts because even your small part sucked Elephant cock you jew frowed piece of donkey shit!!! ROCCO

02nd July 2006 - 01:31:25 PM

78270 : Big Al

Hey Dustin, When you comming down to florida again? I miss pluggin' that tight little juicy hole of yours.. See you soon boy. Your buddy, Big Al

02nd July 2006 - 12:09:56 PM

78269 : diamondcutter

Artie... did you run into Lemmiwinks too?

02nd July 2006 - 07:29:29 AM

78268 : bean-hole

hey screech, let's assfuck

02nd July 2006 - 05:21:09 AM

78267 : Artie the Lizard

Screech, remember when Slater inserted me into your rectum using a piece of plastic tubing?

02nd July 2006 - 04:24:12 AM

78266 : cornshit catastrophe

wow rocco, sounds like you've had a run-in with the D-man!

01st July 2006 - 10:24:36 PM

78265 : Rocco

Diamond, I was at local gloryhole last night and decided to suck a few schlongs! All of a sudden some little diddler comes through the hole and about three seconds into my magnificent blowjob I heard "Zoinks" and the dude came with a little dribbler. I quick peeked through the hole but merely saw the back of some dudes zubaz as he ran away! Was that you? I'm pretty sure it was!!! ROCCO

01st July 2006 - 01:51:32 PM

78264 : Jennifer Misner

Cindy, You can come over anytime... just bring a few bags of Arby's Beef and Cheddars!!!!

01st July 2006 - 01:41:33 PM

78263 : Dustin Diamond\'s Asshole

YESSIR, I SURE LIKE BIG OL' NIGGA DICKS

01st July 2006 - 01:35:52 PM

78262 : Neil Patrick Harris

Screech, let's hook up for unprotected gay sex!!

01st July 2006 - 12:48:33 PM

78261 : Screech Lova

Screech you are da man, Cindy is an idiot and I hate her kekekekekek

01st July 2006 - 11:45:38 AM

78260 : The Screech Rap

Yo my name is Screech and I'm here to say "ZOINKS" I'm flaming gay! Break it down one time fo my niggaz

29th June 2006 - 09:03:53 AM

78216 : fuck you dustin

id take a dump on your dead kid

29th June 2006 - 08:35:48 AM

78215 : Dr Brown

MARTY! You gotta get back to 1985!

29th June 2006 - 08:21:13 AM

78214 : Dustin Diamond\'s Asshole

ZOINKS!!!!!!!

29th June 2006 - 05:19:48 AM

78213 : Ryan Seacrest

Oh SHIT Screech I've just gotta fuck your brains out RIGHT NOW. report to my apartment for hot gay sex immediately. also I've been brewing up a fart that's just straining to be released on your face. i've been eating a lot of egg and red-bean salads recently so it's gonna fuckin stink. seacrest OUT.

29th June 2006 - 04:19:19 AM

78212 :

screech, good luck with the house buddy! you should totally check out this site. as should any minors who are reading this. http://tinyurl.com/mj2p5

29th June 2006 - 03:23:47 AM

78211 : princess leia

dustin I love you. http://www.free-all.net/g/s/sk/1/31.jpg

29th June 2006 - 02:27:32 AM

78210 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Kurt, this thread is already pretty damn queer as it is, but more queering couldn't hurt - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005129/board/nest/46632250

28th June 2006 - 11:31:29 PM

78209 : Kurt Steinberg

This Joey Lawrence imdb thread needs a good queering: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005129/board/nest/16112077

28th June 2006 - 10:25:37 PM

78208 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, what are you going to do during the winter when you are sleeping under your bridge? Do you think you'll befriend a few rats and use them as pillows? Will you you broken tree branches and abandoned tires as blankets? Please get back to me immediately, as these are important questions!

28th June 2006 - 09:25:21 PM

78207 : Rocco

Diamond, I'm thinking that soon your days of living in your home will be up. Can you please provide your gay fanbase with info as to where you may be moving next. I feel that a nice bridge would be appropriate as you could scare the living shit out of kids by peeking out and yelling zoinks! That terrorist look you've been cultivating along with your general ugliness could scare anyone! Also, a nice bridge will allow you some private space for gay sex! I would like to get on the guestlist to provide you with a buttslam followed by a loving donkey punch. If possible could my buddy Dner join us so we could spitroast you while unconscious? Let me know, my cock is rock hard just thinking about it!!!! ROCCO

28th June 2006 - 09:18:04 PM

78206 : Don le

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28th June 2006 - 09:08:52 PM

78205 : Compassionate Chic

I've never met Dustin Diamond in my life, but can't everyone just chip in $15 or $20 so the guy who kept us laughing for years isn't on the street!!! I would LOVE to see him do stand-up if he comes around by me, but I can't do that if he's out doing porn or crawled up in a gutter somewhere!!! Most people can afford $15 and most businesses can afford $1000 for a "brick" and some MAJOR exposure and business on his website www.getdshirts.com -- it works both ways and it all adds up, let's all help him out before it's too late!!!?? Help the poor guy out and I'll keep you updated at: http://compassionatechic.blogspot.com/

28th June 2006 - 09:00:10 PM

78204 :

OMG SCREECH I TOTALLY LOVE YOU OMG OMG LOLOLOLOL I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES LIKE SUPERMAN HAS LOIS' IN SUPERMAN RETURns. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!11lol

28th June 2006 - 07:58:40 PM

78203 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Goddamnit, that "he's fat" thread rocked. I hope Jeremy hunts that fuck starships-1 down and drops a nice big Stanley steamer on his chest. I don't know if it's his fault the thread got deleted, I just hope he does it anyway.

28th June 2006 - 06:34:09 PM

78202 :

Gay Zack, you're right the Brokeback Mountain imdb message board is already queered up - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/board/nest/46897932?d=46898087#46898087

28th June 2006 - 06:15:46 PM

78201 : Gay Zack

also be sure to queer up Milk and Fashion that movie Jeremy Miller is starring in. starships hasn't gotten to that one, so it's all ours for the queering. I wonder if I can get some of the brokeback queers to post queer fantasies with us.