Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #84301-84500

30th July 2007 - 03:20:50 AM

84500 : Zack Morris

Hey Screech, remember me Zack from high school? Well, I just wanted to say that I fucking hated you in High school because you used to fuck up everything me and the gang planned. Your were a fuck up then and you are a fuck up now. Stupid fuck, i fucking hate you! Me and Slater are gonna come look for your scrawny ass and stick reciprocating saws up your smelly ass. Lisa Turtle wants to castrate you so that you genes will not poison the human race. Oh yeah and I'm the one that killed your dog hound dog by giving him rat poison. I fucked your mom in the ass while and broke the Elvis statue over her fucking head. Should of been your head. I also fucked Violet Bickerstaff while you were going out with her. Fuck you and die. Burn in hell you faggot.

30th July 2007 - 12:47:12 AM

84499 : Screech

Mr. Belding taught me to hate jungle bunnies. I learned from the Milo janitor that niggers smell like shit. Why weren't there any black people on The Flintstones? Because back then they were still in the ape stage!

29th July 2007 - 10:04:01 PM

84498 :

Dustin, thank you for setting up your blog to share your childhood pictures with the world! http://dustindiamondfan.blogspot.com

29th July 2007 - 09:49:47 PM

84497 : Black in DC

Can u like hang yourself or sompthin'?

29th July 2007 - 09:27:19 PM

84496 : Nicole

I wanna fuck you in the ass, and give you a dirty Sanchez in your sleep, call me!949-313-0673

29th July 2007 - 05:45:12 PM

84495 : Nikolai

Hey Bratya, From Russia. I like Scrreech, Zoinks and make fuck with ass. You LIKE?

29th July 2007 - 11:17:36 AM

84494 : Chris Langham

Screech - some censored footage from your pr0n tape has surfaced on YouTube, your member is actually very impressive: http://discharges.org/

29th July 2007 - 10:43:13 AM

84493 : Dner

Hey Diamond, I'm starting a new Dumpster/Junk Yard tour this year! I'm thinking about adding a new event to the Junk Yard shows, and I want you to tour with us! Ya see, I want you to be the main act, kid. Think about it! You! The main stage! The glitz! The glam! Your. Big. Break. Because all of us raging queers will be in a junk yard, we'll have access to car antennas! You can probably see where I'm going with this. We, the deviant queers I mentioned before, will whip your nut sack silly! It sounds hot too me! Sounds like a perfect main act on the Junk Yard tour!! Please contact me if you wanna join the tour!

29th July 2007 - 09:55:07 AM

84492 : ass vomit

Dman, just sitting here at church and wanted to log in and tell u I'd love to take piano wire, tie off ur sak until its swollen purple, break off a 72 pontiac's. Car antenna, and start whipping your nutts quickly. I would keep it up until your sak splits open exposing your tender testes to the open air. You ofcourse would have passed out long ago from the overwhelming excuriating pain of the first few whisps of the antenna. I'd wait until your eyes finally roll forward and u start to wake before I sprinkle crushed and powdered glass onto your exposed testicles before stitching u up. I think I would be safe to say, that would be soooo hot.

29th July 2007 - 07:45:38 AM

84491 : Balls-sucker

Get a load of what a scrawny freak-child Diamond used to be: http://dustindiamondfan.blogspot.com/

29th July 2007 - 02:16:06 AM

84490 : bratya

grretings at scheerch from ukraine!!1 i am watching SAVED THE BELL show many times in my country. i like you american funny, i am want to know what is meaning "ZONKS", you are saying it when gay man is havign sex at your ass holle yes? i also am have sex with many gay man but i never say ZONNKS.

29th July 2007 - 12:29:26 AM

84489 : David Faustino

So when is the next dumpster party guys? I'm wondering if I can come dressed up as the shitty character Seven from 4 episodes of Married With Children? I'd love to wear a blonde wig and have shit all over my face!

28th July 2007 - 11:42:45 PM

84488 : Dick Cheese

Do me Dustin with that big cock of yours

28th July 2007 - 10:08:10 PM

84487 : Rocco

Mike, The only way I would by a car from your dealership is if the commercial venture you need Diamond for involves you beating his ballsack with a car antenna until his testes are black and blue. I highly recommend you film this in a commercial, with Dennis Haskins and Jack Angeles urinating on Diamond while you pound his balls. When this happens please that me know so I may tape the commercial, it would bring me hours of spanktacular material! ROCCO

28th July 2007 - 07:50:31 PM

84486 : MIke

Yo! I just had an idea! How would you like to do a promo with my car dealership to have a sale. This is a great idea and I encourage you to take advantage of this opportunty. There is a whole lot of money to be made and I think it is a great marketing idea. People love you and it will generate some real traffic at my lot. contact me if your interested!

28th July 2007 - 06:11:04 PM

84485 : ass vomit

Dman, wtf kinda name is salty the pocket knife? U are such a fucking douche bag

28th July 2007 - 05:41:46 PM

84484 :

Jack Angeles profile is up: http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2007/07/jack-angeles.html

28th July 2007 - 05:16:36 PM

84483 : Mary Mount

I love Princess Peussie. I hate Kurt Steinberg who is a Dustin-loving horse turd! I hate horse-turd Screech! What else have I forgotten here at this prayer meeting? probably something to say about JESUS. Let me think: Entering into a Master/slave relationship is a huge responsibility for both the Master and the slave. This relationship, more than any other I know of, is one that can only be successful when there is complete trust between the two partners. A slave needs to implicitly trust its Master in order to give Him complete control of its life. A Master needs to be able to trust the slave's commitment to service in order to take that complete control and use it effectively. That trust has to be earned on the part of each. The commitment of each needs to be total and complete. The slave commits to total obedience, service and servitude to its Master. The Master commits to protecting, taking care of and controlling the life of His slave. This relationship is about much more than sex or the alphabet soup of fetishes. This commitment is about LIFE. Each commits to live this life totally and faithfully; the slave giving the Master whatever it is He needs to be happy and in the process of doing that getting what it needs by being in service. Not all slaves can do that. Many so called slaves say they want to serve but finding a real slave that derives its pleasure from the mere act of serving its Master well is a rare find. I am looking for such a slave. I am a strict Master. I believe very much in training My slave to My specifications in protocol, service and actions. If I am going to want a slave to perform for Me in a certain way, I feel that it needs to know exactly what that is. Training is the only way I know of ensuring that I get exactly what I want. I never start out a relationship with expectations. That is leaving too much to chance. I start with commitment and training, leaving very little to chance. I am a sadist. It gives Me pleasure to inflict erotic pain on another. That is part of My makeup. That will also be an ongoing part of My slave's life. it will need to be able to endure My pain and in time, if it does not already, come to crave it. All that being said, I am also a compassionate Master. I am a very loving and tactile Man. I like to touch and be touched. I want a slave that is the same. I want My slave to be My lover (not boy friend) as well as My property. I want My slave to serve Me on all levels from the most tender to the most extreme. I am looking forward to changing the mental outlook of My slave. Part of the control I will exercise over it will be mind control. I want to control how it thinks and I want to become the focus of it's thinking. As an essential part of its training, I will break its mind down into its least complicated particles and then reassemble the slave into the image I hold of what I want My slave to be. I have high ideals to which I will hold this slave. it will be exactly what I need it to be: a mind controlled by pure thought, a body used by a superior understanding and a soul so closely entwined with Mine that it will cry from the pure joy of the oneness it feels. Is this asking a lot of a slave? Absolutely! Will I accept less? Absolutely not!

28th July 2007 - 05:16:36 PM

84483 : Mary Mount

I love Princess Peussie. I hate Kurt Steinberg who is a Dustin-loving horse turd! I hate horse-turd Screech! What else have I forgotten here at this prayer meeting? probably something to say about JESUS. Let me think: Entering into a Master/slave relationship is a huge responsibility for both the Master and the slave. This relationship, more than any other I know of, is one that can only be successful when there is complete trust between the two partners. A slave needs to implicitly trust its Master in order to give Him complete control of its life. A Master needs to be able to trust the slave's commitment to service in order to take that complete control and use it effectively. That trust has to be earned on the part of each. The commitment of each needs to be total and complete. The slave commits to total obedience, service and servitude to its Master. The Master commits to protecting, taking care of and controlling the life of His slave. This relationship is about much more than sex or the alphabet soup of fetishes. This commitment is about LIFE. Each commits to live this life totally and faithfully; the slave giving the Master whatever it is He needs to be happy and in the process of doing that getting what it needs by being in service. Not all slaves can do that. Many so called slaves say they want to serve but finding a real slave that derives its pleasure from the mere act of serving its Master well is a rare find. I am looking for such a slave. I am a strict Master. I believe very much in training My slave to My specifications in protocol, service and actions. If I am going to want a slave to perform for Me in a certain way, I feel that it needs to know exactly what that is. Training is the only way I know of ensuring that I get exactly what I want. I never start out a relationship with expectations. That is leaving too much to chance. I start with commitment and training, leaving very little to chance. I am a sadist. It gives Me pleasure to inflict erotic pain on another. That is part of My makeup. That will also be an ongoing part of My slave's life. it will need to be able to endure My pain and in time, if it does not already, come to crave it. All that being said, I am also a compassionate Master. I am a very loving and tactile Man. I like to touch and be touched. I want a slave that is the same. I want My slave to be My lover (not boy friend) as well as My property. I want My slave to serve Me on all levels from the most tender to the most extreme. I am looking forward to changing the mental outlook of My slave. Part of the control I will exercise over it will be mind control. I want to control how it thinks and I want to become the focus of it's thinking. As an essential part of its training, I will break its mind down into its least complicated particles and then reassemble the slave into the image I hold of what I want My slave to be. I have high ideals to which I will hold this slave. it will be exactly what I need it to be: a mind controlled by pure thought, a body used by a superior understanding and a soul so closely entwined with Mine that it will cry from the pure joy of the oneness it feels. Is this asking a lot of a slave? Absolutely! Will I accept less? Absolutely not! _

28th July 2007 - 05:13:27 PM

84482 : Mook the Gook

Sum Ting Wong With Yu! Yu Dum Gai!!!!

28th July 2007 - 04:30:19 PM

84481 : HITLER

I HAVE JOKE TOO. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. SiEG HEIL!

28th July 2007 - 12:16:58 PM

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28th July 2007 - 08:51:54 AM

84479 : Kiki Slamrod, Fuckie Best EVER

THIS is what happened to Screech the other night.....got the info from his Master:::::::::::::: Grab a boy by the hair, force his head between your thighs, make sure his head is a little above mid-thigh and his face is planted in your balls. This forces him to smell your man scent as your work. Flex your leg muscle as hard as you can for 30 seconds, then relax for 15 seconds, then flex your muscle again harder this time. Continue this until the boy stops squirming. At this moment this turd, Screeeech, should be ready for fucking! Variation 1: Wrap your muscle slabs around a stud's trunk instead. Pull his lean abs between your thighs and squeeze until you can feel your knees meet. While you work your legs in this exercise, you can also work out your hands by wrapping them around his pec meat and squeezing. Variation 2: Get behind a dude, pull his arms back through your legs and nelson them while applying a scissors. This move works your back as well. Continue as long as possible. Wear ear plugs if the screaming bothers you.

28th July 2007 - 02:30:00 AM

84478 : #1 fan

screech gets all the hot bitches

28th July 2007 - 01:38:37 AM

84477 : Eddie Murphy

Hi Screech. Man, Jerry Bruckheimer is on my ass to make Beverly Hills Cop IV into some kind of hardcore snuff action movie. Man, I've been tellin' that white fuck that I ain't interested in doing Axel Foley again. Man, did you even see BHC3? Man, that movie was shit. Anyway, Screech, I want you to be my co-star and then turn on me, kill me, rape me, then go and take on the Beverly Hills drug lords. I'm hoping to become Johnny Wishbone again and am willing to put my wishbone into your fat ass just to get you to sign on the dotted line. Man, Screech, get your ass down to the studio right now and lets do this thing. Man, we gotta start practising our scenes, man. Don't you hear me, man? You are a man, right, man?

28th July 2007 - 12:01:20 AM

84476 :

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA SCREETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27th July 2007 - 11:53:08 PM

84475 : No

This is a really ugly web site, but seeing as how it serves to make Dustin Diamond look bad (I'm not ignorant enough to think this is actually his site) I'm all for it. I hate that asshole.

27th July 2007 - 06:39:15 PM

84474 : Ace Frehley

Yo Screech what's up? It's me, Ace Frehley, lead guitarist from 70's grease paint shock rockers KISS! Buddy, would it be cool if I came over and fired rockets out of my guitar directly into your baby ballbag? Would it be cool if I kept doing that until your testes were exposed like a pair of agonizing peeled plum tomatos? Would it then be cool if Peter Criss came out and did his 20 minute drum solo on your throbbing spuds? Then would it be OK if Gene Simmons joined in and did his fire breathing routine directly on what's left of your gonads, burning them to a frazzled crisp? To finish off, would it be OK if Paul Stanley gave you a massive high-kick with his 7" platform heels, decimating the ashes of your BBQ'd nuts? Get back to me quickly on this, shithead, because KISS is expensive!

27th July 2007 - 02:16:18 PM

84473 : ass vomit

Kurt, duecer, I absolutley love the dman testes torture themed posts. Those really get me going. The thought of that maggot diamond getting his nads punished such an erogonous zone for me. I would love to take those cookie monster bedroom slippers the dmans sperm doner was wearing and stop the shit out of his nutts. Does it seem the dmans dad has a fetish for crazy bedroom slippers? I heard dman was taken from hisparents because of adolesant homosexual experinces with his brother

27th July 2007 - 12:05:20 PM

84472 : Dustinisgay

Pork

27th July 2007 - 11:11:05 AM

84471 : Daniel Monreal

Dustin, I was in Mrs. Yamada's 3rd grade class with you at K.R. Smith elementary school. Thanks for putting your childhood photos up on that blog. It really brought back memories. By the way, I am still upset that you tricked the photographer into including your picture under both your name and under my name on our old class photo. Asshole! http://dustindiamondfan.blogspot.com/2007/07/dustins-childhood-class-photos.html

27th July 2007 - 09:19:02 AM

84470 : David Hasselhoff

I'm David Hasselhoff. Screech, you might remember me from that classic episode of Knight Rider, "Knights Plight" where I found out that I had an illegitimate child; that being you, who was being stalked by a group of Grand Theft Auto hoodlums who wanted to steal and sell KITT to the highest bidder, chief among them, the Soviets? Remember how you had big boofy permed hair on your head, like me? Remember how you had a leather jacket on that was 1 size too small, like me? Remember, how you'd speak into your wristwatch and yell "I need you buddy"? Remember how KITT turbo-boosted over a flatbed lorry to come to rescue you, but by the time I got there I found you sucking KITT's exhaust? You dirty fuck! I'm glad the studio executives cut that bit out, but they had to write a whole episode where KITT was going through "puberty"? Remember that screech? Remember how KITT started sprouting wings, and shit -- man, that meant you were doing it to a minor! A MINOR! You little fuck, I'm coming to GETCHA for what you did!

27th July 2007 - 08:44:35 AM

84469 : DUSTIN MUTHAFUCKIN DIAMONTE

HI EVERYONE!!! JUST WANTED TO SAY THANX 4 CHECKIN OUT THE FAMILY PICS I PUT ONLINE. ALSO WANTED TO MENTION THAT MY DAD WAS THE 1ST PERSON TO EVER GIVE ME A DIRTY SANCHEZ!!! THAT WAS SO HOTTT!!!

27th July 2007 - 02:56:30 AM

84468 : Deucer

Dustin, all the testicular-whipping fantasies that are being posted on this guestbook of late are really turning me the fuck on. Are you in to testicular torture? If it's cool with you, I'd like very much to skin your scrotum with a rusty breadknife, thus leaving your testes hanging exposed like a pair of over-ripe damsons. Then, I would like to pour salt on them before giving them a good sandpapering. I assure you that this will result in an orgasm the likes of which you have never experienced. Get in touch, you fat piece of baboon-shit!!

26th July 2007 - 08:02:07 PM

84467 : let me rephrase that>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

-Dustin Diamond rules (in his own mind) -the guy is laughing at all you gimps (because he is in insecure jackass) -he has stardom (since he was a nerd with a screechy voice on a Saturday morning TV show) -cash (because he whored himself on a porn video and bilked people out of money with his t-shirt selling scam) -fame (if you want to call being part of an ensemble cast of b-listers on a weight loss show fame) -a hot girlfriend (if that is what you want to refer to his Arby's shoveling cow as) -and can get on TV anytime he wants (by claiming that a lady stole his Playstation from him) -so hahaha fuck you all! Rock on Dustin! (If this looks like a good life to you Boris, you need to get out of the trailer pard once in a while- good luck to you buddy)

26th July 2007 - 07:27:14 PM

84466 : Boris

Dustin Diamond rules, the guy is laughing at all you gimps, he has stardom, cash, fame, a hot girlfriend, and can get on TV anytime he wants, so hahaha fuck you all! Rock on Dustin!

26th July 2007 - 06:05:49 PM

84465 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I just looked at how much money I've lost over the past week as a result of the shitty stock market performance and have decided to take it out on our ass. Is that cool with you? Do you think you would mind it I were to break off the antenna on your father's rusty 1968 Volkswagon Microbus and whip you in the pre-pubsecient beanbag until your nuts turn black and blue and you pass out from the pain? Please let me know if you are ok with my game plan. Thanks buddy!

26th July 2007 - 05:53:34 PM

84464 : Margaret Irwin, Bitch Goddess

Dear asshole Screech, the creeping turd::::::::::: I do understand the concern of the Philadelphia Cathedral in this matter of property destruction caused by those Catholics (clearly an indication that the world will be presented with its first nazi POPE) and culture mongers presenting a Luthern composer's work in the form of a mass. Margaret Wilson, Principal of the Philadelphia Episcopal Forum will indeed look into this matter (this falls into her juristiction) and send out "notices". She firmly believes that whomever cut the fire-alarm wires is the same person who caused that boy to have his clothes stolen and pushed down, to have drugged that other young man who vommitted throughout the Philly Cathedral and then evacuated at all 'ends' in the Cathedral parking lot. THIS must NOT continue. In the Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ! Do we, church going folk, need more examples as to WHY this Philly Cathedral must not be RENTED OUT to hoodlums, drug and alcohol abusers, and degenerates who visit dens of sexual iniquity or write perverse notes in their hymnal scores? I think not. WE think not. Please forgive this 'forward' email but I am extremely concerned, and believe that one responsible for this happens to be a member of the Philadelphia Cathedral Congregation. Sincerely yours, Margaret Irwin

26th July 2007 - 05:47:47 PM

84463 : Ant and Dec

Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic... PSYCHE!

26th July 2007 - 12:13:35 PM

84462 : amy the hedgehog

I am soooooo horney! One of you niggers shove your fist up my ass and cunt now! Ohhhhhhhh fist me!!!!

26th July 2007 - 10:38:45 AM

84461 :

Dustin, thanks for sharing your prized baby and family pictures with the world! http://dustindiamondfan.blogspot.com/

26th July 2007 - 05:07:08 AM

84460 : Payday Loans

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26th July 2007 - 02:29:21 AM

84459 : wenxiao

[Redacted – Spam]

26th July 2007 - 12:42:10 AM

84458 : Laura

What a waste of space! Dustin you are so phony and so angry at something you need help. The fit club got ratings and you lost a lot of fans. You were a dork on TV, your a dork in real life, and a complete back stabbing jerk. Just one big excuse after the other and everyone could see right through it from day one. How sad after all that fame you've resorted to nothing but lies. Good luck to you in the future and good luck with your porn sales because no woman really wants to do you unless it's a plastic version of you. HA! SAD!

25th July 2007 - 09:33:46 PM

84457 : diamondcutter

Great detective work, Kurt... There's lots of irony in both fantasies... ;)

25th July 2007 - 06:51:40 PM

84456 : Kurt Steinberg

I followed up with: "Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:11 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------- Diamond probably also has an Ewok Village and Boba Fett's spaceship lodged up there as well. "

25th July 2007 - 06:43:46 PM

84455 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamondcutter, I think I found what you were thinking. By the way, the searching capability of dustindiamondlove.com is far superior to that of the old DDL invision board. I wrote this response to Buckin's "Kevin Jr." gay fantasy: "Buckins, was Kevin Jr. a Go-Bot or Trasnformer? I wonder how many R2-D2 Star Wars toys Slater and Zack lodged up Screech's brownpipe over the years? Screech could open a flea market with all of the antique toys that have been stuck up his rectum over the years. " http://www.dustindiamondlove.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60&highlight=star+wars

25th July 2007 - 06:16:46 PM

84454 : diamondcutter

Kurt, I thought there was one with action figures lodged up his ass, but that is a damn good one...

25th July 2007 - 04:42:06 PM

84453 : amy

hey is it true tht dustin diamond is now dead?

25th July 2007 - 02:57:25 PM

84452 : Kurt Steinberg

diamondcutter, is the "Time Capsule" recap the one you are thinking of? It has Star Wars figures, but Belding broke them in half. http://dustindiamondlove.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1317 "Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: Diamond's time Capsule -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diamond, do you remember that time back in 1987 where you created your own "time capsule" and filled it with your most prized possessions? Remember when the time capsule was a big glass jar with papers taped around the outside so that you couldn't see into the jar? Remember when you buried it in your backyard in Indianapolis, IN when you lived there and attended John F. Kennedy Jr. High? Remember when you dug it up when your family moved to Los Angeles so that you could attend Bayside High School, one of the best high schools in the country, and also get away from Mr. Belding who had been molesting you? Remember when you re-buried the time capsule in your backyard in Los Angeles, intended to open it in the year 2007, some 20 years after you created the time capsule? Remember how the time capsule had your most prized possessions, including 1983 Donruss Wade Boggs and Tony Gwynn rookie cards, 1984 TOPPS Darryl Strawberry and Don Mattingly rookie cards, and a 1985 TOPPS Kirby Puckett rookie card? Remember how you also had some Hubba Bubba bubble gum packages, audio tapes from the Human League, the Footloose soundtrack, several Star Wars action figures, old baby pictures and your junior high diploma and reports cards? Remember how you also placed placed about $75 in dollar bills and coins from the year 1986? Remember when you dug up the time capsule a few days ago and were so excited because you were about to open the time capsule and see the most cherished and valuable possessions from your childhood? Remember how less excited you were when you unscrewed the lid to the time capsule and a pungent odor emerged? Remember when you dumped the contents of the time capsule jar on your table and discovered a note that read: "fuck you, jew bastard! - Mr. Belding"? Remember when you discovered that Belding must have raided your time capsule and stolen your baseball cards and replaced them with his own Bayside business cards? Remember how the business cards had brown shit stains on them? Remember how you also discovered that Belding had apparently taken a shit in the jar after eating corn and peanuts, as Belding's feces had practically turned to dust over the previous 20 years, yet you could still make out little bits of undigested corn and peanuts? Remember how the $75 in change and dollars was gone and had been replaced with rusty nails? Rememebr when you cut yourself with one of the rusty nails and contracted tetanus? Remember when you saw that Belding had ripped the arms and legs off of your Chewbacca Star Wars action figures? Remember when you also discovered that your baby photos and diplomas were gone and later found out that Belding had sold them to some deviant queers on eBay? You sure learned to keep an eye on your time capsule that time!!!!! "

25th July 2007 - 02:23:23 PM

84451 : ass vomit

Good god, that brought back memories, I remember the big gijoe vehicles/aircraft carrier christmas, I think I'm going to be sick, I can't belive they wasted a dollar on that fuck, but to get him the carrier, dragonfly, hovercraft, hydrofoil, skystriker, and other assorted goodies, that's just wrong, wrong wrong. I hate him more now. My friends were so jealous after that christmas, I can imagine his childhood buddies hatching a murder plot of the douche bag and taking the goodies

25th July 2007 - 01:47:51 PM

84450 : diamondcutter

Kurt, Wasn't there a "Remember When" involving a Star wars figure lodged in his ass?

25th July 2007 - 01:41:39 PM

84449 : diamondcutter

Kurt, I think grandpa is using the dog to cover his raging boner...

25th July 2007 - 02:44:21 AM

84448 : ty

hey mothafucka hope you get your ass kicked and i hope you burn in hell i'm a 15 year old kid and if i had the chance i would knock your fuckin face in

25th July 2007 - 02:08:36 AM

84447 : Look Asshole!

You are one UGLY Jew to begin with!! Ugly Jew! JEW! JEW JEW!

25th July 2007 - 01:55:38 AM

84446 : Kurt Steinberg

Did anyone else notice that Screech's grandfather seems to like Screech's poodle more than he likes Screech? Gramps is playing with Screech's dog in his two photos, but little Screechie is nowhere to be seen. Also, little Diamond seems disappointed with the Return of the Jedi Rancor his father gave him in one of the Christmas photos. Diamond, I remember getting some Return of the Jedi toys myself during Christmas 1983. I didn't get a Rancor, but I did get the Ewok Village where that little homo Ewok, Wicket, lived. Diamond, you should have shown more appreciation to your parents for the Christmas gifts they gave you. Maybe that's why they stole all of your SBTB earnings!

25th July 2007 - 01:46:19 AM

84445 : Kurt Steinberg

I saw those pictures as well. "Diamond" is definitely a Jewish name and Dustin Diamond clearly has an oilly Jew-fro. I suspect that Dustin's father is jewish, but his mother followed a Christian denomination. I'm pretty sure that half-jews usually follow the religion of the mother. I actually know someone unrelated to me with the Steinberg last name who is not jewish because his mother was not jewish (although his father was and still is).

25th July 2007 - 12:58:28 AM

84444 : Rocko

You are not funny asshole. My friend got drunk enough to attend your show and most tickets were $5 asshole because the venue has a power bill. Stupid asshole!

25th July 2007 - 12:55:37 AM

84443 : diamondcutter

DDF, I thought Screech was Jewish too... His place looks more "Christmass-like" than mine at that time of the year...

25th July 2007 - 12:40:42 AM

84442 : Jill

Can you like do us all a favor and drop dead? I think the Nation would rejoice and everyone would be happy fo a day. =)

24th July 2007 - 11:51:59 PM

84441 : Dustin Diamond Fan

I made this nice website with photos of a young Dustin Diamond in his honor. Thanks for giving the public that photos, Dustin. You're the best. http://dustindiamondfan.blogspot.com/

24th July 2007 - 11:42:04 PM

84440 : Comedian Screech

Hi guys, it's you favorite comedian here with today's joke! What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Zoinks!

24th July 2007 - 09:18:05 PM

84439 : brandon

I love ur adult film

24th July 2007 - 08:48:39 PM

84438 :

yjghdh

24th July 2007 - 06:25:15 PM

84437 : Ian A

B I T C H

24th July 2007 - 06:16:43 PM

84436 : Fatty McButterpants

go bungee jump into your dads rectum, you glory hole ass mongering tube sock crappin' penis scaffolding agent

24th July 2007 - 06:12:21 PM

84435 : 0

I eat my own cum all the time, usually after stimulating my prostrate into producing these huge globs of cum from a good assfucking with a dildo or vibrator, whilst watching Diamond's chess DVD. The first taste is always the hardest, and those little drops of precum is where most start, but when you get up enough nerve to scoop a whole load and put it in your mouth, you'll know! There is a very liberating experience, almost like a head rush, when you feel a mouth filling load on your tongue and you swallow and taste it the first time! One of two things is going to happen, you'll gag and hate it, or you'll love it and never have enough again! ZOINKS!!!11!!!

24th July 2007 - 06:06:13 PM

84434 : Arse Biscuits!

Anyone else here sick of this whole green/organic/recycling thing? Just thought I'd throw it out there. Back on topic - Go fuck yourself in the ear Diamond, you useless piecve of fucking dogshit!

24th July 2007 - 04:48:43 PM

84433 : h

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24th July 2007 - 03:41:11 PM

84432 : JewveBeenFramed

Hey, Scritch! Remember that episode of SbtB when the gang did a rap version of Snow White? Remember how you were one of the seven dwarfs? After the cameras were switched off did they have a massive dwarf bukkake party with you as the center piece? Did that one black dwarf pummel you with his dwarf cock? I really need to know this so please let me know ASAP!!

24th July 2007 - 02:17:07 PM

84431 : Bald bloke from Daz commercials

HI! Its yer long lost brova. From england! And my whites are dirty, dirty, dirty. You may remember me appearing in random adverts with my dozy wife and those gay singers from Right Said Fred... well you see, I want you to help me wash my whites with New Daz whilst I shove my erect penis repeadely into you. Daz - the soap you can believe in. Yeah, right!

24th July 2007 - 01:50:58 PM

84430 : ass vomit

Dman, we have to stop meeting like this, I'm taking yet another dump. You are synonamus with shitting. I sit down and start shitting and your face pops into mind. I'd really like to take a car antenna to those exposed testes that mj fox was talking about earlier. I would love to watch u dry heave in pain strapped down while I slowly wipped them. I'd leave just enough time for the throbbing to somewhat subside before I wacked them with full forse until ur eyes roll into the back of your head and ur body starts convulsing, then we would take turns tea bagging u and getting a free hummer. Dman have u ever had a syringe of hydrochaloric acid emptied into your sak? Just curious.

24th July 2007 - 01:11:43 PM

84429 : Richard Fairbrass

Hey, Screech! It's me Richard Fairbrass of Right Said Fred. I've heard that you are more flaming than me, which is quite flaming if you ask, and that you have been partaking in filthy homosexual acts that would make John Waters blush. Well, I've been talking to Pete Burns and we've decided that we would really love to hook-up with you and produce a celebrity sex tape to end all celeb sex tapes. John's going to direct, so you know it will be classy. Give me a call and grease up every orifice on your bloated body because it will get pretty dirty! XXX

22nd July 2007 - 12:23:42 AM

84399 : dan

Hey Dusty, don't trust Becky!!! She was bumming for change outside of the "comedy club" in Jax. She just wants to take your money, she has no idea that you are a one of the biggest asseholes that god ever shat. If she knew that you were one of the biggest tools that Hollywood ever came up with(I mean come on, the "geek" on "Saved By The Bell"? Can you be any fucking more of a ass plant?" All off us that hang out on this web-site who hate you and eachother know that your are the abortion that lived, you are what GOD did not want SATAN to have running free in normal society. So once again, PLEASE!! Put that shoot gun in your mouth and pull the trigger!!!!!!

21st July 2007 - 10:05:56 PM

84398 : Becky

Dustin, I just saw your show at the comedy zone in Jacksonville, FL. You were great! "soup" I cant wait to see you again. Good Luck in all you do. A Fan Becky

21st July 2007 - 01:09:47 PM

84397 : JewveBeenFramed

Screech, Remember that episode of Saved by the Bell where you had to dress up as Zach and Kelly's babby? Did you take any dumps in the diaper you had to wear? If so I would love to get hold of it for my collection. If not then can I take a dump in a nappy and shove it in your face?

21st July 2007 - 03:34:06 AM

84396 : dan

Hey shit stains!! Just checking in, it's been about a week or two since I looked in to what you fucking butt nuts were up to on this gay ass cum loving web-site that is a tribute to one of biggest cum dumpster's ever. I hope Dusty D has his mouth wrapped around ten cocks and has his ass hole being pounded by 20 angry prison inmates. Go fuck yourselves, and I hope that Sonic, Cream, and Amy have killed themselves since last I checked in. Harvey says hi Dusty, you fucking degenerate douch bag!!!

20th July 2007 - 09:19:27 PM

84395 : Abu Ali

i heard thaqt u don't like niggers. why do u say such things? i like having sex with jewish men. i will rub my dick on your bony butt and then lick that penis of urs. contact me at 773-695-9203

20th July 2007 - 06:00:56 PM

84394 : ass vomit

Dman, I'd love to watch you injest some of my maggot laden excrement. Could you please let me attach aligator clips to your nipples and put a metal rod up your ass so as soon as you swallow I can electrocute you and make you vomit the previously ingested shit up and then get to watch u eat my vomit mixed dung over and over again while I beat off furiously? Pm me for the location u fucking unworthy sak of dogshit

20th July 2007 - 03:30:35 PM

84393 : Comic Screech

Hey Fans! It's your favorite comedian, Screech here with today's joke: How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

20th July 2007 - 03:18:27 PM

84392 : Mook the Gook

Sumpting terribe wong wif you!

20th July 2007 - 02:52:48 PM

84391 : the real dustin diamond

Hi gang! I just wanted to drop by and see how the guestbook is going! I have been sucking so much cock lately. I have been eating fabians shit for 3 weeks and have lost 2 pounds! Just thought everyone would want to know. I take it in the ass or in any orface u want to fuck. I do meth so condoms are not needed. I have been fucked in the ass by over 300 suitors and haven't had an aids test in two years. Just fyi! If anyone wants to watch me eat their shit get in touch! I'm living with max write at the moment at the 3rd step family home in WI

20th July 2007 - 02:34:50 PM

84390 : Rima BIrdGirl

oh my god, i just saw this story and IT EXPLAIN everything about that horrible Dustin. there is no safety in numbers, fuckers, just as Atomit Turdboy. oh yes and i see that screeeech wanted to be in that gay movie now in Mortiville called "Up Yer Ass" but someone poured crazyglue into his asshole and he's been uptight ever since. OK fuckers, here's the story::::::::::::: Human quadrupeds discovered in Washington, DC LONDON (AFP) - The discovery of a White House family that walks on all fours could aid research into the evolution of humans. Researchers believe the five brothers and sisters, who can walk naturally only on all fours, may provide new information on how humans evolved from four-legged hominids to walk upright. Unfortunately the family, an early experimentation of Princess Peussie and friend BISS, may be the reason these creatures cannot walk upright. Nicholas Humphrey, evolutionary psychologist at the London School of Economics, told The Times the discovery opened "an extraordinary window on our own diseased minds". "I think they were designed to be quadrupeds by their genes although the men use not only their hands and legs to move but their very strong and powerful male sex organs" he said. "It has produced an extraordinary freak-show and one for the ages. It is physically possible, which noone would have guessed from the [modern] human skeleton. Princess Peussie, her genetic engineers at the Royal Palace, the therapists at the Academy of Jelqing, AND BISS, close friend and jokster of the Princess put the parents of the family under a diet of beans, mariboe cartiledge, shrimp tails and various detergents for getting this stuff down" said a spokeman from the Royal Palace. "Princess Peussie is proud of one of her first 'experimental families'; she refers to the father of the group as 'President'". The siblings, the subject of a new BBC documentary to be aired on March 17, suffer from a genetic abnormality that prevent them from evacuating and mating without help from various chemicals. Instead, they use their palms like heels with their fingers sticking up from the ground. They use each others palms for jelqing and masterbating The BBC said the documentary would contribute to fierce scientific debate and raised profound questions about what it is to be 'a junkie for international press, equally only that seen during any annual Academy Award show'. Humphrey, who has contributed to the documentary, believes the style of walking may be a throwback to a form of behaviour abandoned by humans and only seen frequently at fraternity drinking parties throughout the USA. It has been noted that a percentage of nose-dripping quadrupeds inhabit the White House at this time. Two sisters and one son have only ever walked on two hands and two feet, while another daughter and son occasionally walk on just their two hands "with their asses up in the air". All five are mentally retarded, usually brought on by drinking Clorax and toilet cleansers, and have problems with language as a result of a form of underdevelopment of the brain known as cerebellar ataxia. They usually communicate using the words, "Neenoo, Nanooo". However Humphrey told the Times their behaviour may be partly the result of their parents tolerating the Peussie experimental drugs in their baby bottles. They are aged between 18 and 34 and live in D.C., athough the makers of the documentary have not disclosed their exact location on Pennsylvania Avenue. "They walk like animals and that's very disturbing at first. After a while, all a viewer can do is laugh and laugh. But we were also very moved by this family's tremendous warmth and humanity, their Neenoo Nanoo kind of lifestyle," Aunt Jemima Harrison of Passionate Freak Entertainments told the NYTimes. "They're really whackos from start to finish. We are hoping to secure a film contract for the entire family, one to co-star with Reese Witherspoon".

20th July 2007 - 02:02:10 PM

84389 : Kevin the Robot

Dustin, remember when you made me from discarded automobile parts that you found down at the garbage dump? I was your best friend in the whole world and we even entered that talent content where you were a magician back when you were in high school. Rememebr when Mr. Tuttle reprogrammed me into a raging homosexual robot, much like C3PO from Star Wars? We sure had some good times after Coach Sonski installed that metal penis on me during Shop Class. Remember all those times I tired to electrocute you and drained my oil in your butthole?

20th July 2007 - 01:18:33 PM

84388 : A Former Fan

I saw you on Celebrity Fit Club and was very saddened. Seriously, I always wished you success because so many child stars seem to have a rough time when they want to go on to big time stardom. On CFC, you showed yourself to be a heartless, careless, cocksucking and very fat slob. I, and my friends, have begun a boycott of you and anything related to you. Your whole bullshit stunt at the end, threatening lawyers, and your ridiculous skit made me think of every worthless, picked on fat kids dream. I was a fan of yours, now I am not. Didn't you think your fans would watch this? You had a great chance to make more fans, and instead lost most.

20th July 2007 - 12:40:59 PM

84387 : Skeletor

SCREECH *THUMPING HIS ERECT PENIS INTO YOU, HARSHLY* NOW, I, SKELETOR... AM MASTER OF YOUR ANAL UNIVERSE... YES! I FEEL IT! I FEEL MY PENIS INSIDE YOU... CHOSEN BY DESTINY TO FILL IT WITH MY SPERM... I FEEL MY PENIS IS PART OF YOUR ANAL COSMOS. OF WHAT CONSEQUENCE ARE YOU NOW? THIS PEOPLE. THIS PLANET. THEY ARE NOTHING! YOUR ANUS IS PURE UNMISTAKABLE POWER! AND I AM THAT FORCE! I AM THAT POWER! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! FOOL, I AM NO LONGER YOUR EQUAL. I AM MORE THAN MAN. MORE THAN LIFE. I AM A ... GOD! NOW, SCREECH... YOU WILL KNNNNNNNEEEEL! *Shoot laser beams with eyes*

20th July 2007 - 11:43:13 AM

84386 : dustin

u rule

20th July 2007 - 11:29:49 AM

84385 : Kurt Steinberg

BLACK GUY, if you want a long hard dick in your ass, Screech isn't going to satisfy you, as it is well-known that he is hung like a 3-month-old baby. Perhaps you could hook up with Belding. Belding is definitely packing, and if you don't beleive me, take a look at Screech's gaping asshole. Kevin the Robot said that Screech as to wear a diaper 24x7 because of the way Belding stretched out his brownpipe.

20th July 2007 - 09:08:55 AM

84384 : BLACK GUY

I NEED A LONG HARD DICK IN MY ASS SCREECH I WANT YOURS

19th July 2007 - 11:47:51 PM

84383 : The Monopoly Guy

Hey there Screech, it’s me, the “Monopoly Guy.” I’m old enough to be your grandfather – the type of grandfather who sticks his elderly cock into his grandson’s anal crevice for some hot anal pleasure! I haven’t had sex since 1943. My balls are so backed up your queer baby batter right now. You need to pass “Go” and collect my semen in your asshole! I know that you are too poor to afford proper hygiene, so you should floss your teeth with my gray pubes after my load has been shot. Let’s get together soon, son. http://cosmicvariance.com/wp-images/monopolyguy.jpg

19th July 2007 - 08:15:39 PM

84382 : DUSTIN MUTHAFUCKIN DIAMONTE

I NEED A NIGGA WITH A LONG BLACK TONGUE TO STICK IT IN MY ASS AND LICK MY INTESTINES!!!!!!!!!

19th July 2007 - 05:34:20 PM

84381 : Interceptor3

Screech, why doesn't u like niggers? How dare you write that here in your guestbook!

19th July 2007 - 04:09:58 PM

84380 : Milo the janitor

Screech, remember how I spelled my name "Mylo" in the Good Morning Miss Bliss pilot and then spelled it "Milo" in the rest of the episodes? The reason why I did that was to evade the authorities. I had to register as a sex offender after raping many young boys. If I used "Mylo," Belding and the school board would have learned the truth. So I used "Milo" to fool everyone so that I could get close to you because, as I have said before, "Milo gots ta cummmmmmm!!!!!!!"

17th July 2007 - 05:41:03 PM

84358 :

Taran Noah Smith is almost as washed up as Diamond: http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2006/12/taran-noah-smith.html

17th July 2007 - 03:55:23 PM

84357 : Dustin \"Screech\" Daimond

Announcing my new Video! Suck My Own Dick! On my new DVD, I show all fags how they can suck their own dick. I curl up in a ball like a potato bug and suck the jew cum out of my pee pee. Includes free butt plug and instruction manual. $9.99 + $49.95 shipping. Order now and I will include a free "Save Screech's House" T-shirt!!!!

17th July 2007 - 02:34:49 PM

84356 : Jason M

Dustin Diamond sucks.

17th July 2007 - 12:52:03 PM

84355 : Jimmy Jo Jo

Dustin, I think I saw that picture you posted of putting your dick into your own asshole. Cool! We should hang. Meet me at The Pump House on 3rd Street and we can jerk each other off. Where's my t-shirt you piece of shit!

17th July 2007 - 12:47:21 PM

84354 : Cameron

u suck.nuh im just playin ur awesome i loved u on celebrity fit club

17th July 2007 - 12:24:25 PM

84353 : Gary Coleman

Yo D'man, 'sup my nigga? Quick question for you, buddy - when you go for a piss, do you sit down like the little sissy faggot BITCH that you so obviously are? Holla back, negro.

17th July 2007 - 10:40:18 AM

84352 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, do you enjoy going to rest stops and letting truckers piss in your jew-fro and squirt their ropey loads in your mouth?

17th July 2007 - 09:35:42 AM

84351 : Dustin Diamond

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17th July 2007 - 08:48:24 AM

84350 : Michael RoadiePC Oliver

Hey there, it's me RoadiePC! I just wanted to stop by and say that I love what you guys do here. I've been a BIG fan of screech for sometime, especially in the trouser area! I hope to one day have a site of my own where my dedicated queer fans flock to share their tales of degeneracy! Gotta go, there are people talking about me on the internets and I just have to set them straight!!!!!

17th July 2007 - 03:34:44 AM

84349 : Cigarette

[Redacted – Spam]

16th July 2007 - 10:36:16 PM

84348 : Sunny

Dustin, Jesus Christ died for you! He loves you, accept him as your savior. He is the only key to eternity and everlasting life. God loves you, nobody is perfect.

16th July 2007 - 04:26:57 PM

84347 : Mojo

THAT is not 84346 Steinberg. Hate it when someone tries to impersonate me. We love you, dustin, and for all of your mediocrity, your useless behavior, your pretense at being straight, your turds as they fall into your female (sorry, "female") companion's mouth, all I can say is: we love you, you slimey piece of dog shit, you useless peussie of a turd. God, how is it possible for anyone including the asshole at the note below pretending to be me, to waste time even coming to this guestbook with such losers as that Amy the Hog and whatever his name is? FUCK MAN, continue on with your glorious non-existent career. May my snot eternally drip into your mouth, muthafucker. MOJO, at the Royal Palace

16th July 2007 - 02:23:24 PM

84346 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, in honor of your guestbook's anniversary, I just took a nasty shit in some random dude's pool down here in Key West. Within minutes my chocolate hot dog was spotted and then a couple queers jumped into the pool and started playing within it and eventually gobbled it down like Pac-Man eats those power pellets.

16th July 2007 - 01:05:45 PM

84345 : DUSTIN MUTHAFUCKIN DIAMONTE

HEY ALL MY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! I AM OVERWHELMED BY ALL THE LOVE YOU HAVE FOR ME. I WISH YOU ALL COULD FUCK ME IN THE ASS, THEN SUCK OUT THE SPERM, SWISH IT AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH, THEN KISS ME AND THEN I WOULD DRINK IT!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU ALLL!!!

16th July 2007 - 12:56:18 PM

84344 : diamondcutter

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16th July 2007 - 11:06:53 AM

84343 : Conrad Black

I am going to PRIS-FUCKING-IN, Dustin... what is it like there?

16th July 2007 - 10:17:14 AM

84342 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thank you for creating this awesome guestbook 6 years ago. I'm glad that you allowed the guestbook to quickly adopt its current gay theme with the 3rd and 4th messages: " 16th July 2001 - 07:26:13 AM 4 : Brian Wow! Dustin, I'm so glad you have a webpage! I have been looking for you in movies and stuff, why aren't you in movies and stuff? And are you gay? If you are would you maybe go out with me? 16th July 2001 - 07:21:48 AM 3 : sleazy Dustin, big fan. Really i am. I'm also a big fan of peanut butter. I like peanut butter. Are you a helmet? Mr. Diamond, the fan club would like to ask you if you had any homosexual tendancies to anyone on the cast of Saved By The Bell. Was Lisa Turtle just a cover? Do you own any Styx albums? Is it true you have club feet? 16th July 2001 - 07:10:28 AM 2 : Dustin Diamond HEY KIDS! SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND STAY SAFE. DON'T DO DRGUS! 16th July 2001 - 07:05:39 AM 1 : chris WOAAH "

16th July 2007 - 01:38:44 AM

84341 : Screech

I hate niggers!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15th July 2007 - 11:56:22 PM

84340 : Kurt Steinberg

Conrad Bain, it's good to hear that you are doing well! Do you remember that episode of Diff'rent Strokes when the guy who played the Maytag Repair Man in those Maytag commercials made a guest appearance as a bicycle shop owner and tried to molest Arnold's friend, Dudley? Did you and the Maytag Repair Man ever venture over to the Saved By The Bell set and spit roast and unsuspecting Dustin Diamond in front of a masturbating Ed Alonzo on the set of The Max restaurant? Please let me know soon, buddy!

15th July 2007 - 11:39:50 PM

84339 :

Dustin Diamond, why are you such a little Jewish cum-guzzler? - Mario Lopez

15th July 2007 - 11:23:45 PM

84338 : rocky

DUSTIN IS A TYPICAL WASHEDUP CHILD ACTOR,HE IS MORE IMPORTANT IN HIS OWN HEAD THAN IN REALITY.ALMOST ALL OF HIS SAVE BY THE BELL CASTMATE HAVE MADE REAL CAREERS,AND HE HAS TO RESORT TO SELLING T-SHIRTS AND APORNO OF HIMSELF.wHAT A CLASSLESS ACT.YOUR A LOSER AND YOU SHOWED AMERICA THE TRUTH.I HOPE YOU NEER GET A ACTING JOB.

15th July 2007 - 11:05:31 PM

84337 : lol

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15th July 2007 - 02:41:53 PM

84336 : you worst fan

you are a homo, faggot. your wife is fat too.

15th July 2007 - 02:14:46 PM

84335 : ass vomit

I'm at wal-mart taking a dump, I ate two mcdonalds cheeseburgers about 30 minutes ago, they hit my lower intestines about 10 mins ago. I haven't showered since friday morning and as I sit I can smell my ball and ass sweat wafting up. I just bitchpissed a slaterish diarehha torrent coating the bowl. It felt like I made a chocolate smoothie in my ass. Oh how I wish your mouth was at the other end of the plumbing. As I wipe I throw the used paper onto the koala kare baby changing station that was left down. Don't worry, ill put it up and lock it so the next customer needing to use it will be greeted by my shit wipes.

15th July 2007 - 10:37:32 AM

84334 :

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15th July 2007 - 06:30:38 AM

84333 : Conrad Bain

Screech, it's me again, Conrad Bain - the famous monkey handler and child molester from TV's Diff'rent Strokes. Gotta question for ya, buddy - I have irritable bowel syndrome, and was wondering if it's cool to come over and take a really runny, rancid shit on your oily Jew-fro? I think your poofy white man's fro would be a comfy seat for my burning anus, and your ridiculous terrorist beard would be great toilet paper for wiping my ass with. When I'm finished shitting in your hair, you can lick my ass clean and give me a reach-around! Get back to me soon, you worthless piece of human garbage!

15th July 2007 - 05:24:59 AM

84332 : SONIC IS GAY

I just want to point out that the "Sonic" posts on here are far and away the gayest thing I have ever seen, and I once had the pleasure of watching Elton John and George Michael, both clad in bright pink sailor suits, buttfucking in London's G.A.Y. nightclub whilst singing a medley of Barbra Streisand tunes. Fuck you Sonic and all your other furry faggot friends, I hope you all get AIDS real soon.

15th July 2007 - 04:57:54 AM

84331 : BIATCH

FUCK SCREECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15th July 2007 - 01:28:45 AM

84330 : David Beckham

WHEN Vic'toria said that she wanted to go to L.A. The first thing that sprung into my head was how my Englishness might turn into Gangster rap that plagues the states. But I brushed that off for the chance to meet and slip my golden todger into the inner realms of the one they call screech. My penis is bending like beckham. its time to introduce your crotch to my left foot and brand beckham is gonna spill his juice muthafucker into your nigger white ass, b'a'itch!

14th July 2007 - 11:31:25 PM

84329 : moostoq

miles "tails" prower is shorter than amy rose

14th July 2007 - 06:04:29 PM

84328 : Dude

I am going to your next show so I personally leap onstage and KNOCK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14th July 2007 - 05:49:01 PM

84327 : Amy Rose

My names not Amy the FatHog, its Amy Rose

14th July 2007 - 05:31:43 PM

84326 : Amy the FatHog

I need a big nigger dick to pound my pussy!!!!!!

14th July 2007 - 05:30:36 PM

84325 : Cream the rabbit

yeah im happy that my boyfriend is Tails.

14th July 2007 - 05:29:42 PM

84324 : Amy Rose

I know that u want Sonic to be your Boyfriend Cream, but Sonic is my Boyfriend. But dont worry Cream, u already have a boyfriend named Tails, arent u happy about that?

14th July 2007 - 05:27:20 PM

84323 : Cream the rabbit

I just watched Sonic X today, i wish that Sonic is my Boyfriend