Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #70001-78000

21st June 2006 - 07:27:14 AM

78000 : Mr Powers

"I'm *NOT* Screech DAMMIT! -- Unless, I have to sell shirts, in which case, I *AM* Screech and let the cash-in commence! -- Give me your money, I have a big home, bad credit and a big loan to pay off but can't be bothered to get a job, or go on a reality TV show to make up my loss in earnings... but I'm a great stand-up comic -- that stands for something, right? right?"

21st June 2006 - 06:56:16 AM

77999 : Jake

Weird

21st June 2006 - 05:09:47 AM

77998 : Belding\'s Diaper

Diamond, remember that time you went on Stern begging for money? Remember how you thought people would help you out and buy some of your T-shirts? Remember how it all backfired and the entire internet told you to get fucked? Remember how you went online only to find out that this guestbook was active again, and is the number 1 result for "Dustin Diamond" on Google? Life sure fucked you over that time, buddy! Call me for a reach-around sometime!

21st June 2006 - 03:16:26 AM

77997 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Hey screeech, I like how you call yourself a "working man" when the only thing close to work you've ever done in your life was when you worked your throbbing jew-cock up Hound Dog's tight canine ass. You piece of shit. Also I think the SBTB creators should hurry up and copyright "Screeech" (with 3 E's) and then sue his sorry ass for copyright infringement.

21st June 2006 - 02:00:18 AM

77996 : Rod Belding

screech, have you told anyone about the time you walked into Mr. Bleidng's office and caught he and I in the 69 position showing each other brotherly love? You'd better not tell anyone about that or I will go on Stern and tell everyone about what I saw you doing to Hound Dog.

20th June 2006 - 10:48:23 PM

77995 :

Why doesn't he just buy a smaller house? Or buy a condo? Oh, that's right! He feels entiitled to a big ass house like the one he is trying to keep. Most of the homeowners that I know have a house about a third of that size! Millions of people are in the same predicament because they lost their jobs or due to illness. This spoiled Hollywood brat has never worked a day in his life, so he really needs to stop calling himself a "working man" on his site.

20th June 2006 - 10:42:01 PM

77994 : corey

hello i herd u need help saveing ur house email me and i can help some

20th June 2006 - 10:24:13 PM

77993 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, remember that time when you thought you'd save a few bucks by not having any health insurance? Remember when your fiance ended up having serious health issues with a pregnancy and you ended up on the hook for $130,000? Sure you got screwed over that time!

20th June 2006 - 10:07:28 PM

77992 : Kurt Steinberg

By the way, Diamond mentioned in the interview that the reason he ended up being on the hook for $130,000 in medical fees is because he didn't have any health insurance. What an idiot!!! In case that link doesn't work, you can find it here: http://www.kroq.com/kevinandbean/sounds.html

20th June 2006 - 10:02:09 PM

77991 : Kurt Steinberg

Listen to this interview of Diamond from KROQ. mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/screech.asf Diamond whines about his financial situation, blaming his parents for his problems. When asked if he shared any blamed for his bad credit, Diamond changed the subject. Diamond also claimed that the guy about to foreclose on his property is doing "shady" stuff. Diamond, grow up and take responsibility for your actions! You made a shitty deal and you have yourself to blame for it. If the lender violated the law, then you should tell everyone about it. If you keep defaming him, he should sue you! Wouldn't that be funny!

20th June 2006 - 09:31:34 PM

77990 : Nick Lauria

What the fuck.

20th June 2006 - 09:08:45 PM

77989 : Rocco

Diamond, Today I was daydreaming about your mighty jew-fro and I came up with a magnificent idea. I was wondering if you would be interested in myself and 10 of my queer friends coming over to your place and gang fucking your jew fro? I feel that it's immense nature could easily handle 10 cocks in it at one time. Your head would be tossed in all directions while we pound away at the fro, I will even try to fart on your gonzo nose while banging the fro. When we cum we can all cum in your fro, or if you prefer on your face or in your mouth! That's your choice fuckface! Before leaving I'll be sure to drop a deuce behind your couch so you have something to remember me by. Sound good? Get back to me soon ass nugget! ROCCO

20th June 2006 - 08:21:03 PM

77988 : 100% faggot

Can I cum in your ass SCREEECH????????

20th June 2006 - 12:15:47 PM

77968 : Gay Zack

Lance, I've been neglecting those groups, I've been too busy rimming at dumpsters to work on the groups. I want to, I hope that there's some hot scat stories on their.

20th June 2006 - 12:10:46 PM

77967 : Lance

Gay Zack, what ever happened to the "Scatplay Dustin Diamond" and the "Let It Steep In Dustin Mouth" Yahoo Groups?

20th June 2006 - 11:39:40 AM

77966 : Bayside Basket Case

LOL @ Screech the charity case. What a friggin' DOUCHE you truly are Diamond.

20th June 2006 - 11:36:57 AM

77965 : Rachel

Wow, what a great site. Quality.

20th June 2006 - 11:20:22 AM

77964 : Queer Police

Please keep posts only to queer fantasies or calling Mr. Diamond a big loser and telling him to fuck himself.

20th June 2006 - 11:07:47 AM

77963 : Ernie

Hi Screech it's me, Ernie from Sesame Street. You probably grew up watching my crazy antics when I lived with Bert on Sesame Street. But what you didn't realize is I was Bert's bitch on that show. He and Mr. Hooper used to pull trains with me every night even though I would scream out in pain and beg for mercy. Bert also would burn the top of my head with cigar butts while making me suck him off. The abuse eventually stopped when I bought a gun from Grover and shot Bert in his nutsack. Ever since then I've the abuser, no longer am I the victim! I'm cummin' to get you, FAGGOT and break you into my world, mupper-style! You'd better duct tape your ass shut when you go to bed tonight or you'll wake up with my orange cock in there!

20th June 2006 - 11:06:46 AM

77962 : Angry Fan

Give Dustin Diamond his web address back! YOU STOLE IT!!!SQUATTERS!!!

20th June 2006 - 10:57:19 AM

77961 : Gay Zack

Angry Fan, this makes you sad that you are not interested in doing an Angry Dragon. I am real Zack, a very gay real Zack because I'm talking to you and my name is indeed Zack. You should have called yourself Stupid Fan.

20th June 2006 - 10:53:56 AM

77960 : Angry Fan

Gay Zack YOU PERVERT And you are not real Zack!!! I don't play gay!

20th June 2006 - 10:49:07 AM

77959 : Grotbags

SCREET! I have your dog! Come to my boudair and give me some of that fun loving ZOINKS like you used to ... also, why not take a moment to shove your hand up my green ass much like Rod Hull used to do with that damn bird, EMU... Here's proof that I have your dog! [img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/colinandedith/images/guests/grotbags205.jpg"]

20th June 2006 - 10:45:31 AM

77958 : Gay Zack

Hey Angry Fan, you sound angry. Are you a dude? If so meet me at the location of your choice for some rimming and ass play Dustin Diamond style.

20th June 2006 - 10:40:12 AM

77957 : Angry Fan

This is NOT Screech's site. It's some jackass who highjacked his name. GIVE IT BACK YOU SUCK!

20th June 2006 - 10:35:54 AM

77956 : fan

Screech, maybe you should use some of the revenue from the sale of t-shirts to fix your wif'es teeth. They look pretty grizzled here: http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/12_93958.jpg

20th June 2006 - 10:33:13 AM

77955 : Butt Flambé

Diamond, why do you allow your wife to pose for Reader's Wives style pictures like this? http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4453/misner3xu.jpg I am right in thinking it's the same woman, right? http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/12_93958.jpg

20th June 2006 - 09:46:48 AM

77954 : Tipper Gore

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDSSS!!!!! SCREECH, I'VE GOT A 15-INCH STRAP-ON BLACK DILDO AND I'M COMING FOR YA!!! YOUR ASS IS MINE YOU FUCKING NIGGER LESBIAN!!! I'M CRAZY, CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!!!! PS MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE A DEAD FISH!! CAN U DIG IT????

20th June 2006 - 09:41:23 AM

77953 : Clay Aiken

Oh Screech, why don't you look at me when me make love??? Is it because I'm ugly?????? It is, isn't it??? OH, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!

20th June 2006 - 07:49:17 AM

77952 :

Screech, I've heard that your fake wife is actually a man, please confirm/deny.

20th June 2006 - 07:01:12 AM

77951 :

Screech, are you still dating Evan Stone? I always thought you two made such a cute couple.

20th June 2006 - 06:04:51 AM

77950 : eat me

Screech you are a loathsome pile of dog feces who deserves everything that's coming to him. I haven't got any money either but you don't see me acting like a fucking charity. Get a job fucker.

20th June 2006 - 05:09:07 AM

77949 : Mike Rodgers

Screech, remember in the College Years where I was your dorm advisor? Remember how Zack and Slater used to kick you out of their room for jacking off with your 1.5 inch penis over them when they were getting dressed and had to spend the night with me? Remember how I used to violently ass rape you and then take long smelly shits into your mouth which you would suck in like spaghetti? Well I've just came back from my travels and im HIV+! Dump your fake wife and come live with me boyo! Call me!

19th June 2006 - 08:28:25 AM

77901 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Diamond, do you realize you're committing copyright infringement by using the name "Screeech" on the t-shirts you are hawking? You misspelled your former character's name, but it's a blatant ripoff nevertheless. What would you do if after losing your house to foreclosure you were sued for statutory damages for copyright infringement?

19th June 2006 - 08:22:27 AM

77900 : Kurt Steinberg

Chachi, you're a blast from the past. Have you turned gay yet? Because I think you and I should spitroast Screech. It would be awesome to do it in front of Arthur Giraldo! Maybe then he'll give Screech another loan.

19th June 2006 - 07:53:19 AM

77899 : General Zod

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, SCREECH... KNEEEEEEEEL!

19th June 2006 - 07:51:25 AM

77898 : dustin diamond

you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home. During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled. Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed. I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went. Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled. This avoidance goes on and on for some time until... "You got Served" That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this... "Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?" In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!" One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened. Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman. At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. 1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense. 2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house. I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House! 1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house. 2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo". First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House! Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE!

19th June 2006 - 07:22:11 AM

77897 : Enos Strait

Can I join the Dukes of Hazzard dumpster orgy, Rusty?

19th June 2006 - 07:02:38 AM

77896 : the mulleted one

for a gay old time Dustin Diamond fans... http://s12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/index.php?act=idx

19th June 2006 - 06:53:05 AM

77895 : Golddust

do you like peanut butter Screech? http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/webshows/raw_unlimited/2006031/2560588/041706seg6unl?section=%2Fshows%2Fraw%2Funlimited%2F

19th June 2006 - 06:44:53 AM

77894 : gayanalfeces

I want to fuck you so bad Screeeech!!!!!

19th June 2006 - 06:08:23 AM

77893 : Dr. Lecter

Tell me Screech, did you ever used to cry when Mr. Belding would grunt out a steaming great shit on to your sunken bird-chest? Do you still have nightmares about it, waking up screaming and thinking about Belding's sphincter as it dilates and disgorges its foul wastes onto your pale young body? Quid pro quo Screechy, quid pro quo.

19th June 2006 - 05:55:58 AM

77892 : Rusty Trombone

Hey Screech, have you ever been to a Dukes of Hazzard dumpster party? I went to one the other day dressed as Cooter and had a gay old time, getting ass-pounded first by a Jesse and then by a Rosco; then a Boss Hog introduced me to his "Boss Hog" whilst a guy dressed as Waylon Jennings took a simultaneous shit and piss in my mouth. If you ever hear of one happening near you, I thoroughly recommend attending.

19th June 2006 - 04:25:16 AM

77891 : cockboy

i'm gay! anyone fancy a fuck?

19th June 2006 - 04:00:11 AM

77890 : Arthur Hiraldo

I sure got you good this time, Diamond!

19th June 2006 - 03:43:53 AM

77889 :

screech, is it true that you lost your anal virginity when Milo forced his mop-handle up your ass?

19th June 2006 - 02:57:26 AM

77888 : Jimmy Cain

U r 1 sick jew faggot mutha fucker and a fuckin bum too get a job u rubber butt jew we ain't bailing ur sorry faggot ass out. U ain't worth a shit u worthless jew mutha fucker. signed, your best friend Jimmy Cain

19th June 2006 - 02:42:19 AM

77887 : YARR

YAAARRR

19th June 2006 - 02:20:19 AM

77886 : Maxwell Nerdstrom

Dear Brian Donaldson, "christopher" and "#1 fan", For some reason I get really turned on by idiots like you who think this is actually Diamond's site. I want you guys to come meet me in a truckstop restroom for squelchy gaylove! Whaddayasay???

19th June 2006 - 01:43:56 AM

77885 : NO LONGER ANGRY FAGGOT

MAX, YOU THA JIGGA NIGGA FOR FIXING THE SPAM PROBLEM. IF YOU EVER NEED SOME ARABIAN GOGGLES OR A NICE THICK COCK UP THE BROWNPIPE, GIMME A CALL, BUDDY.

19th June 2006 - 01:19:04 AM

77884 : Dustins Mom

Dustin, why do people want to play with your bum? Thought that was only for daddy!

19th June 2006 - 12:01:54 AM

77883 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's a video of the "Inside the Actor's Studio" where Tobey Maguire played Screech! http://www.bestsharing.com/files/ms00167506/SNL%20-%20Inside%20the%20Actors%20Studio%20w%20Screech.mpg.html

18th June 2006 - 11:19:25 PM

77882 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's a video to which I posted a link last year. A 16-year-old nerd interviewer and his buddy totally clown Diamond in this clip: http://www.bestsharing.com/files/ms00167498/Screech.WMV.html

18th June 2006 - 10:48:03 PM

77880 : Mark

Ok, way to go.

18th June 2006 - 10:36:28 PM

77879 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thanks for bringing back your guestbook. Your queers fans owe you for this! To show my appreciation, I'd like to give you a warm and heavy pair of Arabian goggles and then rub my smelly taint all over your face and fire my seed in you eyes!!! Let's get together soon. - Kurt Steinberg

18th June 2006 - 09:52:34 PM

77878 : Willis

Hey fashizzle my izzle! Diamond you stud! When your homeless you can come live in the crack den that me and Gary Coleman live in. It's pretty nice but you betta watch that nose o yours or it'l get blown off in a drive by. That happens alot! Ever since Dickie Roberts I've wanted to snuggle with you, and feed your tailpipe my giant nigger cock! Is it ok if Gary gets in on the action? While I buttfuck you Gary can stick his cock in your mouth and scream WHAT U TALKIN BOUT WILLIS!!! It will be the shit!

18th June 2006 - 09:52:26 PM

77877 : Finlay\'s Leprechaun

All I want is for you to spread peanut butter on my cock and lick off every peanutty morsel.

18th June 2006 - 09:47:14 PM

77876 : bob eucker

Diamond you fucking loser! Remember me, fellow Wisconsin and your landlord Bob Eucker. Told you you shoulda sucked off my old man cock! I must be sittin in the front row!!! Now I'm gonna take your house from you and burn it down!!! Then I'm gonna hunt you down and assrape you while screaming "I must be in the front row"!!!!! I will do this over and over while wearing a Richard Nixon mask. Get ready for some fun times Dusty!!

18th June 2006 - 09:41:44 PM

77875 : asdfasd

HEY MAX

18th June 2006 - 09:26:18 PM

77874 : SCREECH

FUCKING BUM. THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR MANSION AWAY!! BOO HOO!!

18th June 2006 - 09:25:15 PM

77873 : chessnerd

I heard that besides being an awesome chess player that you love to have 2 KNIGHTS stuck up ypur ass and spinning at a high rate of speed in opposite directions. Is it true?

18th June 2006 - 09:17:43 PM

77872 : christopher

hello screech i mean dustin lol sry i just thought you where the best on save by the bell i would like to learn if your going to start up an acting school are maybe start an acting search if so when and where and do you have any contacts i can call to see if i have what it takes to become a famous actor are maybe my kids i have a 1yr old and a 4 yr old

18th June 2006 - 08:47:41 PM

77871 : bob saget

Diamond, Remember when I came over to your house and when you opened the door I hammered you in that gonzo fucking nose of yours? Remeber how when you began to cry I kicked you in the balls and dropped trough? Remember how I said this is for Kimmie Gibbler, (as you had once been caught on the SBTB set masturbating to a pic of her) and let loose a torrent of heavy diareahh. A thick paste that stopped your tears as you began to gobble it up like a starving dog. Remember when you said, "tastes like Mr. Tuttle" and I hit you over the head with a shovel? What you didn't know is that I buttfucked your unconscious ass and let a few HIV + hobos feed their salty load to your hungry ass! Enjoy shitbrick! Bob

18th June 2006 - 08:45:35 PM

77870 : Brian Donaldson

Clean up the mis-spellings on this web page! Very unprofessional........

18th June 2006 - 08:31:54 PM

77869 :

what a jew loser you are !!!!!!!!!!!!

18th June 2006 - 08:15:27 PM

77868 :

Get a job freak instead of looking for a handout.

18th June 2006 - 08:05:21 PM

77867 : Bruno, the well hung

I long for your gaping anus once more. Please meet me at the dumpster at the George Webb on West Layton in Milwaukee tonight at 10:30. I will bring my Slater mullet. Can I cum in your jew-fro again?

18th June 2006 - 07:58:51 PM

77866 : Bruno, the well hung

I long for your gaping anus once more. Please meet me at the dumpster at the George Webb on West Layton in Milwaukee tonight at 10:30. I will bring my Slater mullet. Can I cum in your jew-fro again?

18th June 2006 - 07:49:25 PM

77865 : SAVEDBYBELLSUCKS

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK ZACH FOR A LOAN TO SAVE YOR HOUSE. YOU KNOW THAT HE COULD SPTO YOU FOR THE MONEY

18th June 2006 - 07:22:36 PM

77864 : #1 Fan

Dustin, I heard you had a weird sense of humor, but your website is just too much! I think you should spellcheck your main page.

18th June 2006 - 06:19:51 PM

77863 : dawn struhar

YOU RULE!!!!!!

18th June 2006 - 04:53:35 PM

77861 : scatloversykiki

This site is in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond LOL will you shit on me?

18th June 2006 - 04:10:14 PM

77777 :

Wow, homoerotic!

18th June 2006 - 02:42:49 PM

77753 : fgdhh

YTMND!

18th June 2006 - 02:36:33 PM

77752 : Hairy Bear

YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME

18th June 2006 - 12:38:12 PM

77751 : Genuine 2.5 fists

Natalie Walker, please note that this website is for the purpose of posting homosexual fantasies about Diamond, or arranging to hook up for queer unprotected butt sex with Diamond himself and other gay SBTB fans. Please refrain from posting stories about acting, unless they involve Zack and Slater taking it in turns to curl spicy taco turds into Diamond's puffy jew-fro.

18th June 2006 - 11:28:48 AM

77750 : Natalie Walker

Hey Dustin! My mom and I used ot watch Saved By the Bell and she thought you were so cute. You were her favorite and mine as well. Mom is gone now but I have happy memories of her and her crush on Screech. I'll watch any show that you are on. It takes an intelligent person to do comedy and you do it so well. From one actor to another,Break a leg! Natalie Walker

18th June 2006 - 10:46:37 AM

77662 : Neighbor

hey dustin i live in your neighbor hood i would love to get some help.

18th June 2006 - 10:06:31 AM

77589 : animalprote

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18th June 2006 - 09:59:52 AM

77588 : Chachi

Da Chach is back on watch!

18th June 2006 - 08:35:08 AM

77587 : ANGRY FAGGOT

GOLDBERG DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING SPAMBOTS ON YOUR FUCKING SHITTY GUESTBOOK ALREADY. I NEED TO SMACK MY DING-DONG AROUND TO THE QUEER POSTS AND I CAN'T DO IT IF SOME CUNT IS ALWAYS POSTING ABOUT VIAGRA OR CREDIT OR SOME SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE PULL YOUR FUCKING THUMB OUT OF YOUR ASS.

18th June 2006 - 08:26:08 AM

77578 : citibank visa card

[Redacted – Spam]

18th June 2006 - 08:22:41 AM

77567 : capital one student credit

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18th June 2006 - 08:07:36 AM

77527 : ANGRY FAGGOT

GOLDBERG DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING SPAMBOTS ON YOUR FUCKING SHITTY GUESTBOOK ALREADY. I NEED TO SMACK MY DING-DONG AROUND TO THE QUEER POSTS AND I CAN'T DO IT IF SOME CUNT IS ALWAYS POSTING ABOUT VIAGRA OR CREDIT OR SOME SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE PULL YOUR FUCKING THUMB OUT OF YOUR ASS.

18th June 2006 - 08:00:55 AM

77504 : ANGRY FAGGOT

GOLDBERG DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING SPAMBOTS ON YOUR FUCKING SHITTY GUESTBOOK ALREADY. I NEED TO SMACK MY DING-DONG AROUND TO THE QUEER POSTS AND I CAN'T DO IT IF SOME CUNT IS ALWAYS POSTING ABOUT VIAGRA OR CREDIT OR SOME SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE PULL YOUR FUCKING THUMB OUT OF YOUR ASS.

18th June 2006 - 06:13:32 AM

77431 : ANGRY FAGGOT

MARCIA, HOW ABOUT MODERATING THE FUCKING SPAM INSTEAD, YOU FUCKING DRIED-UP OLD COOCH.

18th June 2006 - 06:00:12 AM

77430 : ANGRY FAGGOT

GOLDBERG DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING SPAMBOTS ON YOUR FUCKING SHITTY GUESTBOOK ALREADY. I NEED TO SMACK MY DING-DONG AROUND TO THE QUEER POSTS AND I CAN'T DO IT IF SOME CUNT IS ALWAYS POSTING ABOUT VIAGRA OR CREDIT OR SOME SHIT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE PULL YOUR FUCKING THUMB OUT OF YOUR ASS.

18th June 2006 - 05:56:25 AM

77429 : Marcia

I will be back on here tonight to do my regular job of moderating all the homosexual posts. Thank you.

18th June 2006 - 05:37:49 AM

77427 : Cyncial Joe

I hear that you are now destitute, that you have lost all your money and are close to bankruptcy... But don't let that stop you make repetitive slapping noises with your anus as it bounces up and down on hard, angry cocks of your new hobo neighbours down in the dump!

18th June 2006 - 05:28:29 AM

77426 : Papa fu-fu

Diamond, please contact me so I can arrange to take a shit on your tits!

18th June 2006 - 05:28:09 AM

77425 : Cynical Joe

Yo, Screechy! WHY WON'T YOU INSTALL ANTI-SPAM STUFF ON YOUR CRAPPY GUESTBOOK -- CHECK OUT HOTSCRIPTS.COM TO PREVENT THE SPAM FROM OVERFLOWING YOUR ANAL SHIT CHUTE, MUCH LIKE HOW BELDING USED TO...

18th June 2006 - 05:02:31 AM

77424 : Hound Dog

Screech, remember me? I'm your dog, Hound Dog! Remember that episode where you lost me in a bet to Maxwell Nerdstrom? Remember when Zack and the gang won me back? Remember when I slept in your room that night and woke you up by growling in your face when I had a raging boner? Remember when I shoved my dog erection into your mouth and growled angrily until you sucked it? I sure got you good that time Screechy!

18th June 2006 - 04:56:57 AM

77423 : Butt Flambe

I usually stand up in my bathroom, with one foot up on the side of my bathtub and the other firmly on the floor. Then I reach back, insert the bulb of the tampon about half way (half the bulb length) into my ass. Then, while holding the bulb between my thumb and middle finger, put my index finger on the plunger part and push it all the way in. then, while still holding the bulb between my thumb and middle finger, gently pull it out and let the string slide thru. I usually tug the string gentily to make sure it's connected to the tampon itself. This seats the tampon properly and leaves about 3 inches string outside. Plenty to pull it out later with. There was one time a few years ago, when the string wasn't connected and I lost the tampon in my ass. Was no problem, just sh*t it out later in the day. I usually jerk off about an hour after putting the tampon in, feels real good to sit on a chair and rub back and forth on my ass, can feel the tampon inside and massaging my prostate. I usually save the tampon applicator for later fun. I tape the plunger and bulb together to make it as long as possible, then I **** myself in the ass with it. Makes me cum real good, sometimes without getting hard! Ran out of my own Pearls. I have a Playtex Gentile Glide Super Absorbancy Plus in right now. Took it from my wifes stash, she started her period Monday too! After I insert it, I use a ear wax bulb to inject a little water into my ass, the tampon sucks up the water and expands...fills me up. I really feel it in there as I walk, sit, and move. I usually wear a light days panty liner when I do that, it tends to leak a little bit....love that wet feeling on my ass.

18th June 2006 - 04:38:05 AM

77418 :

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16th August 2005 - 04:06:29 PM

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16th August 2005 - 10:59:18 AM

71490 :

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16th August 2005 - 08:16:56 AM

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15th August 2005 - 10:56:57 PM

71280 :

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15th August 2005 - 10:55:05 PM

71279 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when you went to the Dairy Queen with Zack and Mr. Belding? Remember when you arrived at the Diary Queen and ran into Slater, who had just come over from the Taco Bell? Remember how Slater was finishing up a chocolate milkshake? Remember when Slater asked you if you wanted a "chocolate swirlie"? Remember when you looked up at the menu and told Slater that you didn't see "chocolate swirlie" listed on the menu? Remember when Slater said not to worry about it because it was a new product? Remember when Slater headed toward the bathroom and mentioned he'd be right back? Remember when Slater returned and you were upset because Belding was eating a pudding pop and Zack was eating a sundae, but you weren't eating anything because you were waiting for Slater to give you the chocolate swirlie? Remember when Slater asked you to follow him to a secret room where he'd present you with the chocolate swirlie? Remember when he pushed you into the bathroom and you said "Slater, are you giving me the chocolate swirlie in here?" Remember when he replied that he was going to do so? Remember when Belding walked into the bathroom and slugged you in the back? Remember when Belding grabbed your left leg and Slater grabbed your right and they dragged you into the second stall, where Slater had just sprayed an enormous amount of smelly Taco-Bell induced diarrhea? Remember when Slater and Belding dunked your head in the toilet bowl and Slater said "he's your chocolate swirlie, FAGGOT!!!" as he flushed the toilet? Remember when you saw one of Slater's huge turds swirl past your eyes as the filthy disease-ridden watery waste flushed down the toilet? Remember when you got typhoid from Slater's filthy feces and spend a month in the hospital in Intensive Care? Slater sure got you good that time!

15th August 2005 - 10:38:32 PM

71278 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when you went to the Dairy Queen with Zack and Mr. Belding? Remember when you arrived at the Diary Queen and ran into Slater, who had just come over from the Taco Bell? Remember how Slater was finishing up a chocolate milkshake? Remember when Slater asked you if you wanted a "chocolate swirlie"? Remember when you looked up at the menu and told Slater that you didn't see "chocolate swirlie" listed on the menu? Remember when Slater said not to worry about it because it was a new product? Remember when Slater headed toward the bathroom and mentioned he'd be right back? Remember when Slater returned and you were upset because Belding was eating a pudding pop and Zack was eating a sundae, but you weren't eating anything because you were waiting for Slater to give you the chocolate swirlie? Remember when Slater asked you to follow him to a secret room where he'd present you with the chocolate swirlie? Remember when he pushed you into the bathroom and you said "Slater, are you giving me the chocolate swirlie in here?" Remember when he replied that he was going to do so? Remember when Belding walked into the bathroom and slugged you in the back? Remember when Belding grabbed your left leg and Slater grabbed your right and they dragged you into the second stall, where Slater had just sprayed an enormous amount of smelly Taco-Bell induced diarrhea? Remember when Slater and Belding dunked your head in the toilet bowl and Slater said "he's your chocolate swirlie, FAGGOT!!!" as he flushed the toilet? Remember when you saw one of Slater's huge turds swirl past your eyes as the filthy disease-ridden watery waste flushed down the toilet? Slater sure got you good that time!

15th August 2005 - 06:43:29 PM

71276 :

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15th August 2005 - 06:12:31 PM

71275 :

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15th August 2005 - 03:10:11 PM

71076 :

SCREECH I TOLD THE POLICE ABOUT HOW YOU TOUCH ME IN SPECIAL AREAS MY MOMMY IS GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE BALLS IF SHE EVER FINDS YOU PLEASE CALL I MISS YOU AND WANT TO LICK YOUR BUTTHOLE - LITTLE JIMMY

15th August 2005 - 01:15:41 AM

70579 : asswipe

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15th August 2005 - 12:09:52 AM

70394 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's the story about how I became a flaming homosexual: At one point in my life I was totally straight and had a thing for athletic girls with big jugs. However, once I saw Screech dancing the "Sprang" with Lisa in the dance-off episode with Casey Casim, I turned gay. Not just a little gay, but full-blown Liberace gay!!! Screech's sexy jew-fro was so sexy as he hopped around the TV in his rainbow Zubaz pants! I instantly felt my penis getting hard! I immediately ran to the bathroom and blew my wad after about two seconds of stroking! I only wish Screech had been there in my bathroom so that I could have squirted my load in his eye and taken a dump on his 'fro! The following Monday I was in my high school's sauna relaxing after soccer practice with a couple other dudes who were talking about that episode and how Screech appeared to have something lodged in his cornhole as he was hopping around. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I was buttslamming the first dude while the other guy tossed my salad! After about 25 minutes we were all exhausted, the sauna water was cloudy, and a lot of jizz and shit were floating at the top of the water level in the sauna! Thanks for all of the homo-erotic memories, Screech!!! - Kurt Steinberg

14th August 2005 - 10:28:56 PM

70393 : mike

Schreech kicks ass and so does dustin... Hope you and Lisa Turtle can work things out after a good ten years of nt being on the show!!!!!!!! ~mike www.treovrrhodes.tk

14th August 2005 - 01:07:51 PM

70124 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when Slater's old girlfriend Jennifer, from the army military base, transferred to Bayside? Remember when Zack and you were supposed to keep Jennifer away from Jessie, Slater's current girlfriend, until Slater could figure out what to do? Remember when you stupidly told Jennifer that Jessie was Slater's girlfriend? Remember when Mr. Tuttle's science class was building science projects? Remember when you and Kelly built a "love tester" that measured compatibility between two people? Remember when you hooked on of the prongs up to Zack and the other to Jennifer? Remember when the machine indicated that they were very compatible? Remember when Slater became jealous and grabbed the prong from Zack? Remember when the machine started making noises and indicated that the compatibility between Jennifer and Slater was the highest possible? Remember when Mr. Belding barged into the classroom and said, "hey, hey, hey what is going on here?" Remember how pissed Mr. Belding was about all of the noise emanating from the classroom? Remember when you explained that you had built a love-testing machine? Remember when Mr. Belding said "SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when Belding said he wanted to test the machine out? Remember when he hooked up the machine to you and Jennifer, and then you and Lisa, you and Kelly, and you and Jessie? Remember how the machine indicated the lowest level of compatibility between you and those girls? Remember when Belding said "one more test" and then dropped trow and yanked off your Zubaz? Remember then he hooked up one prong to his penis and the other prong to your asshole? Remember when the machine went bonkers and indicated the highest level of compatibility? Remember when Belding said "Screech, I guess this is fate" as he proceeded to having unprotected buttsex with you, completely against your will, in front of the whole class while Mt. Tuttle masturbated? You sure got screwed over that time!