Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #85000-85300

18th October 2007 - 06:04:12 PM

85281 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, do you like this nice gay fantasy involving you and Milo? 04th April 2005 - 01:56:27 PM 13026 : Maxwell Nerdstrom Hey Screech, do you remember Milo the black janitor? Remember the time you were hanging out with me, Zack and Slater, and Milo came by, and Zack and Slater started calling him names because he was a total fucktard? Remember how, goaded on by Zack and Slater, you called Milo a 'big dumb jiggaboo' and a 'smelly black bastard'? Remember how Zack and Slater laughed, and we all went to class, but you started to feel really bad about what you'd said to Milo, so you went off to find him and apologise? Remember how you found him crying in the cafeteria? Remember how you put your arm around him and said you were really sorry? Remember how he looked up and smiled, and then started looking you up and down and licking his lips? Remember how he mumbled something about 'payback'? Remember how, before you could work out what he said, he started dragging you to the Janitor's closet, and then threw you inside? Remember how you hit your head on a shelf and lost consciousness? Remember how, when you came to, Milo was standing over you with his erect penis sticking out in front of him? Remember how it was the size of a Pringles can, and his testicles were as large as tennis balls? Remember how he lubed up his gargantuan member with engine oil, and said "now Milo's gon' get HIS"? Remember how he pulled you up by the afro, prised your jaws apart, slid his huge cock into your mouth and started throat-fucking you? Remember how his cock was too large for you mouth, and you felt your lips and jaw begin to tear, and your throat muscles being horribly damaged? Remember how your moans of pain made him think you were enjoying it, and he started saying things like "yeah, jus' like a white bitch" and "suck it harder, snowflake"? Remember how he kept saying "yeah, Milo likes dat shit"? Remember how, after a few minutes of horrible pain, Milo said "oh shit, Milo gots to CUMMMMM!!!!!" and bellowed like a hippopotamus? Remember how he unleashed a torrent of semen so vast and powerful it gushed down your throat like a sperm Niagra, destroying your damaged throat muscles? Remember how his load tasted like stale beer and rancid TV dinners, and it caused your stomach to swell like a balloon filling with water? Remember how, when he'd finally finished, he pulled out, and you fell to the floor, cough/vomiting semen and blood? Remember how you couldn't gag or speak properly because your throat had been destroyed? Remember how Milo tired of your horrible gurgling sounds, so he donkey-punched you unconscious and left, locking you in the closet? Remember how it was a week before anyone found you, half-dead and emaciated? Remember how you had to endure months of painful surgery to repair the damage done by Milo's horse-cock, and on your return to school you went to Mr. Belding to tell him what had happened and to get Milo fired? Remember how Belding didn't fire Milo, because Milo had a history of psychosis and child molestation, and had done hard time, and as such was willing to work for next to nothing? Remember how Milo terrorized you for the rest of your school days? You know, I think Milo taught you an important lesson about respecting people of different ethnicities that day. PWNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18th October 2007 - 05:49:27 PM

85280 : Kurt Steinberg

Screech, did it ever bother you that although Milo was unable to read or write, one thing he certainly knew how to do was to viciously ass-rape you?

18th October 2007 - 05:26:25 PM

85279 : Rocco

Hey Danny, big fan! Did Tony ever buttfuck you in the back of that shitty blue van? Is that why you grew up to be a raging faggot? ROCCO

18th October 2007 - 05:07:32 PM

85278 : Reverend BOB

Dear Dustin, I can well imagine that you are disgusted with all of this filth here. I pray for your soul. Today, while on a prayer-mission, I nearly stepped onto a pile of gooey, warm dog shit, and just in time, I stopped and thought, "Well, I am a Reverend of the Universal Life Church, and can marry anyone"....so I decided to marry you, dear little jew-boy, to this stinking pile of shit right then and there. As there was so exchange of a ring between you and shitzo-pile, while no one was looking, I pulled out my larger-than-life cock and pissed all over you new 'bride'. Blessed you, you useless piece of slime

18th October 2007 - 04:04:19 PM

85277 : danny pintauro

hey my jew-bro! what's been happening? i haven't talked to you in, gosh, forever! remember when we got caught jerking off together by tony danza, and we covered by telling him he was being set-up by "tv's bloopers and practical jokes". haha. the dumb-ass fell for it! hey, just curious, did i leave my earrings in your car last time we met? they are the "hello kitty" ones, with the little rhinestones. can't find them anywhere, and they are my favorites! anyway... love ya! xoxo -danny

18th October 2007 - 02:56:15 PM

85276 : Rocco

Diamond, Where is the Showtime comedy special you claimed was coming out this fall? Is that just another fucking lie like everything else we have asked you about? Get back to me as my ass has a nice log I would love to release into your jewfro! ROCCO

18th October 2007 - 01:54:42 PM

85275 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, have you been formally married to Kevin the Robot? If not, you may be entitled to some legal rights as Kevin's common law wife! If you two gay lovebirds have not yet formally tied the knot, you need to stop living in sin and get married. Maybe Belding can be the Best Man. I'm sure that the Big Bopper would arrange a nice bachelor party for you in the bathroom stall at the Port Washington Arby's.

18th October 2007 - 12:55:26 PM

85274 : Little Mary Contrary

I'm looking for that screech asshole. I took my 14 year old brother, fucked him with that mini cock of his...and then robbed him. THIS fucker must be stopped. HE IS A DISGRACE TO ANY DUMPSTER HOMO.... Mary

18th October 2007 - 12:48:14 PM

85273 : Conrad Bain

I've sucked another man's cock, had mine sucked by another man, been jacked off in my Zubaz by another man, been felt up, had my ass fingered in my Zubaz, YES, YES, YES. Always I've been dressed in Zubaz, or a wrestling singlet and shaved bare.

18th October 2007 - 12:40:50 PM

85272 :

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18th October 2007 - 12:05:31 PM

85271 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, whatever happened to your www.trustthedust.com website that you were supposed to unveil to the public in 2004 or 2005?

18th October 2007 - 11:59:20 AM

85270 : Mr. Philips

I met Diamond in a bar once - all I remember is him being an annoying prick, and his breath smelt of gas.

18th October 2007 - 09:54:32 AM

85269 : JO THE GREAT

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18th October 2007 - 08:32:04 AM

85268 :

You're a fucking douchebag, Diamond. Where the fuck is my autographed t-shirt?

18th October 2007 - 07:59:57 AM

85267 : ass vomit

Dman, what happened to diamond in the rough talent? Did ur fake wife really have a fake miscarraige? Did u really start a fake charity for it? Are you working on another chess video? Will it be on vhs? U sure do have a lot of projects dman, u must be a mover and a shaker! I'd love to lodge a turd in ur throat diamond.

18th October 2007 - 01:18:45 AM

85266 : The Bayside Gang

Screech, remember all of those times when we sodomized you and beat you to a bloody pulp? We sure got you good all of those times!

17th October 2007 - 09:18:29 PM

85265 : Rocco

Hey Scrotch, is it true that you were once so hard up for male ass that you went to a leper colony to try to score? Is it true that even the lepers shot you down in flames and refused to let you be the pitcher? Is it further true that the lepers tied you up and sodomized you for days completely against your will? Weren't you amazed when two of the lepers turned out to be Tuttle and Belding in disguise? You sure are a pathetic loser! ROCCO

17th October 2007 - 08:35:44 PM

85264 : Hello Dustbin I am inn china

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17th October 2007 - 03:28:47 PM

85263 : ass vomit

Dman, when u close ur eyes to go to sleep at night, do you ever go back through all of your failed projects (aka diamond in the rough((thanks perez)), the dead fetus charity, etc)? Does thinking about all ur dumbass ideas make you feel like the piece of shit you really are? Do you feel that you are a true douch bag? When ur going back through the history of your life do you think to yourself "goddamn! I really need someone to fucking kick my ass! I am such a piece of fucking shit!"? Please let us know so we can finally drop our loads...

17th October 2007 - 02:43:32 PM

85262 :

your the man now DOG!

05th October 2007 - 11:50:11 AM

85140 : Dustin Haskins

Hey Diamond, I am the son of Dennis Haskins (aka Mr. Belding). Dad told me about all of the hot things he used to do to you and I totally popped a tent. Can we meet up soon so that a second generation of Haskins can enjoy carnal pleasures with you? Hey, your asshole isn't too loose for me to derive any pleasure, is it?

05th October 2007 - 12:46:09 AM

85139 : jospehine

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04th October 2007 - 11:43:50 PM

85138 : MOM

I saw your sex video.

04th October 2007 - 11:42:08 PM

85137 : Sean

DUDE SCREECH, YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN WEBSITE! RADICAL DUDE KEEP ON TRUCKIN' MY MAN YOU WERE MY NEXT FAVORITE CHARACTER ON SHAVED BY THE BELL BESIDES T.J. LOL OH AND ZACHS WAS COOL TOO BUT YOU HELD IT TOGETHER WITH YOUR GOOFY ANTICS, WE LOVE YOU BUD!

04th October 2007 - 06:46:56 PM

85136 : ANYBODY

Hello Mr. Diamond, I have a request for you. Can you please, please, please, please, please, please kill yourself at your earliest convenience? Honestly, I can't handle the thought of being from the same species as you and sharing oxygen on the same planet as you. Makes me feel UNCLEAN. So please, murder yourself ASAP, Screech. You'll feel better, we'll all feel better, and your parents will surely be glad. Go on. Take a bullet for the team, big guy.

04th October 2007 - 06:38:39 PM

85135 : Nikki Sixx

R0CK 0U7 W17H Y0UR C0CK 0U7!!111!!!

04th October 2007 - 05:23:33 PM

85134 : Marian Jones

Hey Diamond, it's me, U.S. superstar sprinter Marion Jones. You may remember me from the 2000 Olympics, where I won five medals, three of which were gold. I finally admitted today that I was juiced on steroids at the time of the Olympics. Well I want you to know that all of the excess testerone in my bloodstream caused me to grow a penis and I want to use that penis to savagely rape you! I remember how you used to bother my sista of color, Lisa Turtle and now you are gonna pay. FYI, even though my penis only sprouted a few years ago, it's still bigger than your tiny jew cock!

04th October 2007 - 03:29:09 PM

85133 : jo

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04th October 2007 - 02:56:01 PM

85132 : Kurt Steinberg

Noah, if you really want your goonie.com website to be successful, you need to secure an interview with Chris Burke, the actor who played Sloth in The Goonies. That lovable 'tard is so much fun!

04th October 2007 - 12:13:01 PM

85131 : JewveBeenFramed

Noah, Screech will not do any interviews with websites unless the questions involve various sexual acts that he has and would like to do. If you would like to interview me, an internationally renowned gay entertainment star, feel free to post your questions here and I will see if I can stop shoving my penis in various men dressed as Screech to answer them.

04th October 2007 - 10:53:23 AM

85130 : Em

DUSTIN I LOVE YOU!!!!! l LOVE YOU VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH!! SCREECH IS AWESOME! SO FUNNY! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! DUSTIN ROCKS OUT LOUD!!!! YEAH!!!

04th October 2007 - 10:32:07 AM

85129 : Noah

Dear Screech, I think you are misunderstood. I was a huge fan of save by the bell. Please do an interview with us on goonies.com. We miss you and we want to be your home away from home. Post a comment and we'll email you back right away

04th October 2007 - 08:53:45 AM

85128 : hitoshi

I WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH MR DUSITN SCRECH DIMAOND-SAN

04th October 2007 - 08:22:56 AM

85127 : Emily

Omg! you are so cute, i love your character Screech! He's so funny, you rock Dustin! Rock out loud dude, I love you !!!!!!!

04th October 2007 - 08:04:54 AM

85126 : DUSTIN, the Real One

I'm a bigger star now than ever....and plan new films daily. Here's something I wrote in a blog just yesterday. NOW go fuck yourselves!!!!!!!!! Hello there, Everyone- DUSTIN HERE....HEY, who sent me this Random photo of "Rich grins"...? I'd like to meet him in a dark alley and say "On your knees before a Princess, BOY". Smiles!! But hey, let's face it, GEORGE BUSH IS MY WARRIOR. OK, so the Iraq War will cost us all over ONE Trillion $$$$, but what is the cost when you wake up and hear some terrorist tryng to climb into bed with THIS Princess? No way, Jose! So I say "Let's go for BROKE"...Next idea: This Rumsfeld Guy is another Warrior...my HERO...so let's put him AT THE FRONT OF THE INVADING TROOPS and have him save the day for us! Did anyone read that wonderful book on Bush called FORTUNATE SON by Hatfield??? WOW, I just hope that stuff ain't true....but if Jesus can swear on a stack of bibles then SO CAN I, OK SO I'M JEWISH...I can pretend right?!?!?!?!!...and did anyone see those designs to replace the World Trade Center? Hey, whose been dropping acid now? Or like WHAT?!! Calm down, Fans! Don't be critical of Our President. It was his wife, Depford Wife Bush, who years ago, ran through a red light, and killed an innocent person...and wouldn't you know it??? Her police record somehow ended up without one blemish.It also doesn't mention that she was selling drugs in highschool. I wish I were so rich. Good going, Barbara, although folks: THAT CHICK IS NO PRINCESS IN MY BOOKS. Love to you all, and let's use the duct tape like it's going out of style. Oh yes, "Rich grins"...I'll use it on you, boy, so they won't hear the screams when I sit on your FACE. Smiles, again! Sincerely, DUSTIN THE ONE AND ONLY STAR!!!!!

03rd October 2007 - 10:17:44 PM

85125 : Bren

I heard there was a death hoax about dustin diamond, something about him dying while filming a movie, let's be quite frank, dustin diamond hasn't made a movie and no one wants his pathetic ass in one cause he can't act. I wonder if he reads this site? if so, YOU SUCK DUSTIN DIAMOND AND YOU'RE A SHITTY ACTOR! YOU SHOULD BE LIKE COREY FELDMAN AND TRY REUNITING ON A STAGED REALITY TV SHOW WITH ONE OF YOUR OLD OUT OF WORK CO WORKERS... LIKE THAT ONE BLACK GIRL!

03rd October 2007 - 08:23:26 PM

85124 : KEERON MCAMAZING

I JUST CAME ON MY OWN FACE

03rd October 2007 - 06:06:27 PM

85123 : mamacita gomez

Well, THIS takes the cake. And you know that Dustin, that fruitcake is responsible for this spanking adventure with the judge. honest to christ, is anyone going to glue back his foreskin over his little head????? Here is the story. OLE!!!! ++++++++++++++++ 'Judge Spanky' Resigns Amid Investigation by The Associated Press Posted: October 2, 2007 - 5:00 pm ET (Montgomery, Alabama) A judge once considered for a prominent federal appointment has resigned amid investigations of possible judicial and sexual improprieties, including allegations that he spanked male inmates in a private courthouse room. The resignation of Circuit Judge Herman Thomas ends what was once viewed as one of Alabama's most promising legal careers, although his legal problems continue. "We do have a criminal investigation going on," Mobile County District Attorney John Tyson said after Thomas' resignation Monday. Thomas had been suspended with pay since March when a state judicial panel filed the first of a series of charges accusing him of unduly helping relatives and friends with their legal troubles and taking cases away from other judges - without permission - to change the defendants' legal status or reduce sentences. Thomas resigned shortly before 5 p.m. Monday, which was the deadline for judicial prosecutors to file any additional charges before his Oct. 29 trial. His resignation probably means there will be no trial before the Alabama Court of the Judiciary because the harshest punishment it can hand down is removal from office - an action that last happened in 2003 when Alabama's Ten Commandments judge, Chief Justice Roy Moore, got kicked out of office. "While I do not believe that I ever intentionally violated any canon of judicial ethics, I recognize that the controversy surrounding me has been disruptive and unproductive for the life of this community," Thomas said in a resignation statement. After the ethics charges were filed against Thomas, allegations arose that he had removed several male inmates from the Mobile jail and taken them to a private room in the courthouse, where he spanked them. The president of the local NAACP chapter accused investigators of coercing inmates to make allegations against Thomas, who is black. Also, a six-year-old lawsuit surfaced in which an inmate accused the judge of offering to provide help with inmates' cases in return for sexual favors. "Judge Thomas categorically denies all of that," defense attorney Dave Boyd said. Judicial prosecutors did not file any additional charges Monday involving the allegations of spankings or the inmate's lawsuit, which was dismissed by one of Thomas' fellow judges shortly after it was filed. Tyson, the district attorney in Mobile, said his investigation is separate from the judicial ethics probe, and he had been unaware of the inmate's suit until recently. "That lawsuit is now part of our investigation," Tyson said. Thomas, 46, grew up in Mobile and returned home after law school at Florida State University to become an assistant district attorney. He became a district judge in 1990, with the pledge, "I will be a judge the judges of the 13th Judicial Circuit, my family and friends, and all citizens will be proud of." Thomas' distinctive bow ties helped him stand out in the county courthouse, and in 1999, he became a circuit judge. Two years before that, some of Alabama's top Democrats recommended President Clinton appoint Thomas as the first black federal judge in south Alabama. The background check on Thomas dragged on for months and Clinton never made a formal nomination. One of Thomas' earliest advocates was Joe Reed, chairman of the black wing of the Alabama Democratic Party. Reed said Thomas ran into opposition from some leaders within the American Bar Association, but there were no allegations of improprieties back then. Reed said he hated to see what had happened to Thomas' career. "It's so unfortunate for him," he said Tuesday. http://www.efreeguestbooks.com/mg/multi.pl?83781

03rd October 2007 - 04:27:27 PM

85122 : Mr. Belding

Screech, report to my office right away. I'm so fat and lazy that I crapped my pants because I didn't feel like walking the 50 feet to the men's room. I order you to click my butthole clean!!!!

03rd October 2007 - 04:01:03 PM

85121 : champ

why does nobody like dustin