Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #30001-50000

15th July 2005 - 08:50:25 AM

49662 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when you had a sore throat and asked to be sent to the nurse's office for some medicine? Remember when the nurse took your temperature and looked at your throat? Remember when she said that it was just a little cold and you should drink some tea to make your throat feel better? Remember when you left the nurse's office and headed over to the cafeteria to get some tea to drink? Remember when you ran into Belding and told him you needed some tea when he asked where you were going? Remember when he told you that the tea from the cafeteria was terrible and mentioned that he could make some tasty tea for you? Remember when you agreed and followed him into his office? Remember when he said close your eyes and "let me get a teabag first." Remember when you closed your eyes and then opened them were he slugged you in the gut? Remember when you bent over in pain and then Mr. Belding pulled down his pants, revealing his middle-aged erection? Remember when he shoved it in your face and said "step up to the mic, FAGGOT!!!" Remember when he threw you on the ground and dunked his sweaty nuts in your mouth? Remember when he said "how do you like my teabag, BITCH???"

 

04th July 2005 - 04:14:25 AM

38956 : RememberWhen

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04th July 2005 - 04:06:18 AM

38955 : RememberWhen

Remember how you used to rub your zoinker against Belding's manly chest and schlong? Remember how Belding fleeced you, repeadley? Remember how you dumped your zoinker all over Belding's bald head? Remember how you let Belding zoink your ass before going for a reacharound? Remember how you zoinked his zoinker with your zoinker whilst stroking your own zoinker up his zoinking ass? Remember how you said "ZOINKS!"? You sure got zoinked that time!

04th July 2005 - 03:59:00 AM

38954 : RememberWhen

Remember how the prank wars between Valley and Bayside got really heated? Remember how Valley stuck manure into the kitchen, and flypostered the building with pictures of the undressed women of Bayside? Remember how Zack and Slater got pissed off and sent you to Valley to kidnap their mascot dog? Remember how they secretley packed on Phermones onto you without you knowing? Remember how it didn't attract women, but men instead? Remember how every Valley jock tried to rub their schlongs into your anal cavaity? Remember how you kidnapped the dog with the entire school chasing you? Remember how the dog began to hump your leg? Remember how you hid in the chemistry lab and let the dog hump your gaping ass hole? Remember how some idiot left the gas burners on in the lab and you farted really badly - remember how the room exploded in the foul stetch of your onion fart? Remember how the school's principal sent you to military school for releasing a stink bomb into the school? You got wacked that time.

04th July 2005 - 03:52:50 AM

38953 : RememberWhen

Remember when Zack set you up on a blind date with Lisa Turtle? Remember she thought she was gonna go out, and later get laid by Zack? Remember how she kicked you repeadely in the groin as you sat next to her watching some dumb 1950's film? Remember how your todger throbbed so much that you dumped your load all over Lisa's favorite Versace? Remember how she screamed so loud that everybody thought you raped her? Remember how the next day Belding ordered you to his room and you met with Lisa's angry dad? Remember how he told you to take off your pants? Remember how you thought this would get you closer to Lisa? Remember how when you dropped your pants, Lisa's angry dad stuck a butterfly knife between your jap eye? Remember how you almost bled to death? remember how Belding got excited and had unprotected anal sex with you? Remember how you often wondered why you, a dork, were friends with the coolest kid in school - remember how you thought nothing of it, and went back to Belding for more ass plunderings?

04th July 2005 - 03:06:32 AM

38952 : mumu

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04th July 2005 - 01:21:01 AM

38951 : Dustin Diamond

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03rd July 2005 - 04:04:08 AM

37941 :

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02nd July 2005 - 01:17:30 PM

37154 : Fagbusters

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30th June 2005 - 11:56:05 PM

35647 :

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30th June 2005 - 08:20:39 PM

35394 :

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30th June 2005 - 07:17:02 PM

35393 :

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30th June 2005 - 02:15:38 PM

35075 :

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30th June 2005 - 01:05:52 PM

35073 : james

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30th June 2005 - 08:11:08 AM

35071 : lara

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30th June 2005 - 12:15:56 AM

34790 :

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29th June 2005 - 07:44:25 PM

34448 : David Duvel

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29th June 2005 - 04:01:13 PM

34447 :

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29th June 2005 - 01:23:52 AM

33806 : Journey

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29th June 2005 - 01:18:32 AM

33805 :

Goldberg is looking for a moderator of this guestbook to delete the spam and other non-gay fantasies about Diamond. If anyone is interested, email him at SCREECH@DUSTINDIAMOND.COM

28th June 2005 - 08:24:53 AM

33087 :

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28th June 2005 - 05:06:04 AM

32981 :

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