Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #79001-79100

19th November 2006 - 01:37:21 PM

79100 : $CR33Ch!111!!

Name : E-mail : Message : entar codez:

19th November 2006 - 01:31:33 PM

79099 : Kanye West

This is a factual incident that happen several years ago and I thought I might share it with those of you who may be interested. You may call it sick, weird, perverted or whatever, but it was an exhilarating experience. My next door neighbor, had been widowed and was rasing his three daughters. The oldest was 19 at the time and in college. She always had to assume the mother responsibilities as she was 14 when her mother tragically died. The sisters were only 8 and 11 at the time or their mother's death, however this particular incident took place five years later. Since his daughters were getting older the father decided to take his kids to Hawaii for a two week vacation, he wished to make a memory, before they were grown and out on their own. In their absence he asked if I would check on the house and feed the parakeets and canaries. When I first went into the house I heard a buzzer and thought I had set off some kind of alarm. As it turned out it was an alarm clock that sounded in the 13 year oldís bedroom. Naturally, I went in to turn it off. Her room was typical teen, with posters of pop music protagonists and other adornments. Most noticeable was her lack of housekeeping skills. There were clothes thrown everywhere. The only organization was a pile of her more intimate ware which appeared to have come from the clothes dryer and dumped on the bed. Being a connoisseur of panties I could not help but observe numerous pairs of sexy undergarments. One by one I viewed and examined each. I could not help but wondered if her mother were still alive if she would have permitted a daughter at this age to adorn such panties. Typically you would imagine white cotton brief styles, but there were none in her collection. In place were lacy black low rises and hot pink see through bikinis. Most impressive were a pair of white sheer and multi colored pastel embroidered. They must have been her favorite as she had several pair exactly alike. To say the collection was arousing would be an understatement. It almost made me forget my intended purpose. After feeding the feathery creatures in the aviary I went back home an slipped into a pair of my silky panties. The following morning I noticed the newspaper in the driveway, so being a good neighbor and not wanting to give felons notice the residents were not at home, I thought it appropriate to immediately take it inside. After placing the Tribune on a table, I just had to return to the one bedroom for another inspection. The embroidered panties were like a magnet. I picked them up and said to my self that no I shouldnít, but the little devil on my shoulder said go for it. So I unsnapped and unzipped my shorts and let them fall to the floor. The panties were rather sung, but she was the chubbiest of the three girls so they were not uncomfortable. To the contrary feeling was awesome so I stepped back into my shorts an returned home. I donít know if were the fact I was being so naughty or exactly what, but all day long I was in a state of elation. In the ensuing days I took the liberty to explore the lingerie of the next older sister. Her array was similar, and I did model a few pair, but nothing stimulated me like those of her baby sister. I was, in a selfish way, saddened in to see them return. I originally had full intentions of returning the panties, but somehow they never made them back to that cluttered bedroom. As a matter of fact I am wearing those wonderful mementos as I write this narrative.

19th November 2006 - 07:13:00 AM

79098 : Jm J. Bullock

hey SCRUNGE, a few days ago I sent you a package, did you get it? Did you open the ziplock bag that was inside and inhale the heavenly aroma therein? Well i've got news for you sucka...YOU HAVE AIDS NOW!!!!!!! y'see, I boiled some of my HIV+ jizz and collected the vapor in that bag, and then I added a nice 'n' spicy HIV+ fart, sealed it up and sent it to you!!! if for some reason my brilliantly flawless did not succeed, meet me out back of the Denny's on hollywood boulevard tues eve and I'll poz you up properly, you fucking scum-shit grandma douche!!!!!!! you bring your ass and I'll bring the AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18th November 2006 - 07:58:06 PM

79097 : Angry Fan

Can someone give me a vagina implant? I don't want to be queer anymore!!!

18th November 2006 - 08:46:31 AM

79096 :

screech make sure to wash your hiv+ sweat off the exercise equipment when you finish on celebrity fight club, you could be putting some of your castmates at risk

18th November 2006 - 08:28:18 AM

79095 : merv

this is very fake! sumtimes it says i and sumtimes it ses he!

18th November 2006 - 05:43:18 AM

79094 : Crotchsniffer

Yes dustin I agree with deucer, but please also sell me your zubaz once you have finished wearing them. I would also be very grateful if you could make sure that the crotch area is very heavily soiled with sweat from your balls and ass. if you could also leave skidmarks or maybe even wear them directly after receiving anal sex that would be even better. tnx for your attention. PS are you into enemas?

18th November 2006 - 05:37:44 AM

79093 : DUSTEN

HI I'M DUSTEN DYMOUND AND I LYKE TO GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH BIG ASS COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18th November 2006 - 04:31:47 AM

79092 :

Gawd I hate "I think we're alone now" Tiffany...

18th November 2006 - 12:26:46 AM

79091 : Deucer

Diamond, when you appear on Celebrity Shit Club please make sure to work out in tight-fitting zubaz with no underwear for the benefit of your queer fanbase. Thanks buddy.

17th November 2006 - 11:45:53 PM

79090 : Angry Fan

I want all of you fags to ride my ass

17th November 2006 - 09:29:39 PM

79089 : diamondcutter

VH1'S HIT FITNESS & NUTRITION SERIES "CELEBRITY FIT CLUB" IS BACK FOR A FIFTH SEASON PREMIERING APRIL OF '07 Maureen McCormick, Dustin Diamond, Tiffany, Cledus T. Judd, Da Brat, Ross "The Intern" Mathews, Kimberley Locke And Warren G Will Be Getting Back In Shape This Season On "Celebrity Fit Club 5" Hosted By Actor/Comedian ANT Santa Monica, CA, November 17, 2006 - Get in swimsuit shape for summer with your favorite celebrities with an all new season of "Celebrity Fit Club." VH1's popular fitness, nutrition and drama series is back for a fifth season premiering in April 2007. Ready to shed their inhibitions' and a few pounds the "Celebrity Fit Club 5" cast is set to climb on the giant scales as they throw their weight around and compete for cash and prizes. This season's cast includes Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Dustin Diamond (Saved By The Bell), Tiffany (pop star), Cledus T. Judd (country music artist), Da Brat (Hip Hop Artist), Ross "The Intern" Mathews (The Tonight Show), Kimberley Locke (American Idol) and Warren G (rapper). This spring will have them embarking on their own grueling fitness journeys while also working together to reach their fitness goals. The cast for season five of "Celebrity Fit Club" is our fittest yet so drill sergeant Harvey Walden IV has plans to work them harder than ever. Also back are nutritional & diet expert, Dr. Ian Smith and host ANT and this season we have a new psychotherapist, Stacy Kaiser. Source: VH1.com

17th November 2006 - 05:04:23 PM

79085 :

What happened to the savedbythebellnow.com forum? It's gone! http://www.activewebhosting.com/offline/?www.savedbythebellnow.com

17th November 2006 - 02:46:35 PM

79084 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, is it true that Mr. Belding was a substitute teacher for your Bayside Science class one time in the early 1990s when Mr. Dewey was sick? Is it further true that Belding was teaching a class on optics and refraction? I seem to recall that he took the whole class outside on a sunny April day and made you drop your pants and lie on the ground. He then pulled out a magnifying lens and positioned it to focus light from the sun's rays directly onto your ding dong. The focused light acted much like a laser and quickly lit your wang on fire and smoke came off your brunging flesh. That was a cool episode.

17th November 2006 - 02:39:04 PM

79083 : Mentos Diet Coke Bloke

Snitch, I heard a rumor that you were broke and that your ass cleaning high pressure water cleaning thingee was broken too and now that you've resorted to putting Mentos into Diet Coke bottles and washing your ass with the upward streaming liquid as it gorges and cleans out your ass. Is this story of your "poor man's" Clioronic Irrigation true? Why won't you answer me Snitchy? Maybe if I repeat your name repeadeley in a tone that requires you to answer then you will speak? Screech, Snoope? Snack? Snatch? Sacks? Sret?

17th November 2006 - 01:01:47 PM

79082 : Gay Zack

Screech, I want to shove a bottle of water up your ass, except the water will have some beta fish in it. Once inside your rectum, the betas will fight and you will be able to feel them hit your prostate. It's such an intense orgasm. Right before you climax, I want to kick you in the stomach with a pair of steel toe work boots, than I'd shove a broom stick up your ass and break it off. I love you Screech.

17th November 2006 - 07:39:59 AM

79081 : Hulk Hogan, Brotha!

Screech, Brova! I got something to tell ya, Brotha. I'm you're brotha, Brotha! Oh brotha! I'm your brotha! You see Brotha I was brothering your brothering mother, brotha and filling her with my brotherly love when, unexpecadley, I she gave birth to you, brotha..which I guess means I'm your father, brotha. Now why don't we have a family reunion brotha at WWE's Wrestlemania 24 brotha and have ourselves a match brotha. It'll be icon vs icon, legend vs legend. Picture this brotha, Hulk Hogan vs Screech in a falls count anywhere, no-holds-barred, oil rubdown toilet match where the loser gets spitroasted by the loser and has to leave RAW forever! I can't wait brotha, to step into the ring and dump my hot load into you, brotha! SO WHAT CHEW GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTA RIPS OFF YOUR ZUBAZ AND DUMPS HIS SALTY LOAD INTO CHEW? BROTHA! Now where's my $20million? WHERE?!

17th November 2006 - 05:44:19 AM

79080 : Dumb Jock - Season 3

Yo Screech, hey it's me, Dumb Jock from Season 3 - people been telling me I got you pregnant after I blew my load when I 'accidentally' triped over and my erect wang was shafted deep inside your exposed anal cavaity...and I heard that you ran to the toilet and was pushing real, real hard so hard in fact that everybody heard you screaming in agony trying to get the child out. I heard that you gave birth and now my friends rib me saying you "gave birth to a steaming pile of brown poo" and I was informed that I should start paying child support. Screech, please tell me you didn't flush the thing down the loo!

17th November 2006 - 01:12:26 AM

79079 : SALTY

Thats a good way to share SE(A)MEN!!!

17th November 2006 - 01:00:11 AM

79078 : Angry Fan

Salty, You're right, I can't go on living this lie. I've decided that I'm going to join the navy and travel the world having insane amounts of hot gay sex with my shipmates and exotic men in far-off lands. All aboard!! Yours in gayness Angry Fan (the real one)

17th November 2006 - 12:45:09 AM

79077 : SALTY

Angry Fan, I think it is time for you to come out of the closet. Are you afraid that you are queer? There is nothing to be ashamed of. You wouldn't keep coming back here if you weren't a fag. That's why we all come back here: so we can find some hot gay dumpster action. Set yourself free for your own sake. You won't be disappointed!!! :)

17th November 2006 - 12:36:44 AM

79076 : Angry Fan

I'm horny for some man action. I want all of you to violate my slightly soiled puckered starfish. please... please... PLEASE!!!!!! I lust for your collective sperm spraying my bum!!!

17th November 2006 - 12:33:17 AM

79075 : Angry Fan

STOP IT !!!!!!!!!!!!

17th November 2006 - 12:31:31 AM

79074 : Angry Fan

Don't beleive that last post. My asshole puckers with anticipation.

17th November 2006 - 12:27:21 AM

79073 : Sad Fan

It's sad he has to tell dirty jokes now. http://www.meetin.org/city/MEETinSANJOSE/NewsDetails.cfm?NewsID=7650

17th November 2006 - 12:22:00 AM

79072 : Angry Fan

LIAR! That's not me!!! Just like this isn't Screech's real web page!!!!!

17th November 2006 - 12:09:58 AM

79071 : Angry Fan

Hey Kurt, Deucer, Dner, Diamondcutter: Meet me for some hot dumpster action at the IHOP in Glendale. I heard that there are some hot Beldings there wanting a little of my jew-fro ASS!!!!!

16th November 2006 - 11:47:58 PM

79070 : Trust The Dust

That's what he said on April 28, 2005. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2005/04/27/DI2005042701381.html

16th November 2006 - 11:45:37 PM

79069 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamondcutter, I'll get working on a dirty sanchez program for Kevin the Robot. I don't know who wrote the first program I posted below, but it wasn't me. Maybe it was Deucer?

16th November 2006 - 11:40:24 PM

79068 : Trust The Dust

His web site will be operational soon. Dustin Diamond is doing the whole design in Flash but doing it himself with Dreamweaver. He just put up a temporary placeholder for a while. Flash takes time.

16th November 2006 - 11:30:38 PM

79067 : Angry Fan

That was an imposter. STOP STEALING NAMES YOU DIRTY PERVERT!!!

16th November 2006 - 11:24:59 PM

79066 : Angry Fan

Could I have a cock up my ass too while you are at it?

15th November 2006 - 11:44:27 PM

79047 : dner

Diamondcutter, Diamond is lazy and is a deceptive liar. His pathetic hijinx should be shot down the moment he opens his mouth. He is not worthy of media attention. He is only worthy of an assramming. He is a whore and should be treated like one!

15th November 2006 - 11:19:43 PM

79046 : diamondcutter

Renee, If he really wanted a website, he would have done something with http://www.trustthedust.com/ but his lazy ass never did. Mut have been too busy behind the dumpsters...

15th November 2006 - 11:09:05 PM

79045 : Renee

Why have this site if its not afiliated with Dustin Diamond! like, some of us actually wanna see a site made by him.I know that Dustin Diamond is the sexiest man alive and the only reason why i watch saved by the bell is to see Dustin Diamond and Mario Lopez' Sexiness.

15th November 2006 - 05:36:51 PM

79044 : diamondcutter

Well, Jonas.... I know where you can get a 6.5 inch-long diamond... with a "huge head"!!!!

15th November 2006 - 05:32:38 PM

79043 : Jonas Bergman

I am very impressed with the variety of articles. I live in central Sweden. Lots of gold, platinum and diamonds here. I much read and write about jewelry but could learn a lot from you. With best regards, Jonas Bergman http://jewelry-shop-on-the-net.org

15th November 2006 - 03:19:57 PM

79042 : Kurt Steinberg

Check this out: http://www.marksfriggin.com/news06/11-13.htm "Dustin Diamond's Home Sex Tape Clips. 11/13/06. 9:50am After that Howard said he finally saw the home porn movie that Dustin ''Screech'' Diamond was in. He said he thought that he was going to see a huge penis in the clip but when he saw the movie he didn't think it was all that big. JD came in and said he saw the movie but it appeared to have a huge head on it but an average length. Howard said he's got about 6 inches himself and Screech's didn't look much bigger than his. Howard said he thinks that Screech is about 6 1/2 inches, that's it. Howard described what he saw in the movie. He said the chicks were kind of cute. He played some audio clips from the movie where Screech was asking the girls some questions about what they have pierced and if he can see their boobs. He got one of the girls to pull up her top. He had to beg the girl to show him. Howard said there was a lot of talking during that movie. Screech asked the girls if they wanted to see his monster. One girl said she wanted to see it so he had her ''take the beast out.'' He then had her ''go to work'' on him. JD said that there's a lot of that going on in the movie and there's no cum shot or anything. Fred played JD's techno theme song as the guys goofed on him about that comment. Artie said he's never watched a porno and asked where the cum is. JD said that some guys want to see that kind of thing. JD walked out after that. Howard played another clip where Screech was talking as two girls were getting it on. He wouldn't shut up and Howard said he's just like his character Screech in the movie and it's no wonder people don't want to sleep with him. "

15th November 2006 - 02:57:06 PM

79041 : ...according to Stern

http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?month=November &day=13&year=2006&x=21&y=5 SCREECH, WE HARDLY KNEW YA Howard mentioned that he had an opportunity to watch the full version of Dustin Diamondís porno movie over the weekend, and was amazed to discover that Screechís penis wasnít as big as heíd claimed it was when he was on the show. After Howard guessed that Dustinís penis was about six-and-a-half inches, JD came into the studio announcing that he saw the movie as well, and agreed with Howard that his penis was only ìaverage in length, but with a big head.î Howard then played clips from the porn, which included Dustin asking his two female costars if he could see their breasts and him getting oral sex from them. Following the clips, JD said he was disappointed there was no ìc*m shotî in the movie, while both Howard and Artie responded that neither had any problem with the missing money shots.

15th November 2006 - 01:30:25 PM

79040 : WTF

SPELLCHECK!!

15th November 2006 - 01:09:20 PM

79039 : Rico

Hey, mang. Is Mario's couseen, Rico. What ees wrong with chew, mang? Chew got my dog pregnant, homes. Now I got all thees leetle chihuahuas running around weeth fuching Zubaz pants and sheet! What the fuch am I going to do weeth all thees dogs, mang? I can't sell theem. They don't even bark, essay. They fuching yell "Zioks!" Chew better do sometheeng about thees dogs, essay. Or I cut chew.

15th November 2006 - 12:34:03 PM

79038 : Neil Patrick Harris

Dustin, I was wondering how I could "accidentally" murder my girlfriend, Alyssa Milano, so that our forbidden love affair can continue. As I was dropping a particularly sloppy deuce today, it came to me. All I had to do was make sure to wipe myself improperly, handle some raw chicken, and then casually slip and hand or two into Alyssa's womb, as she quite enjoys. It worked! As I was fisting her, she instantly contracted a superstrain of E Coli and began to violently vomit and defecate. She's dead now. The wake is thursday. I hope you'll attend, so we can have filthy sex in the bathroom while the rest of the mourners are listening. Toots, -NPH

15th November 2006 - 10:11:18 AM

79037 : Kurt Steinberg

I saw this post at http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU; action=display;num=1163424888 : Posts: 25 Re: Screech ´ Reply #7 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 2:20pm ª Quote Modify -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There have been rumours, started by the Mississippi Journal Sentinal that the whole thing was a hoax anyway because the money he's raised so far for his house (as he said himself on Sunday night) hasn't been recieved by his creditors yet

15th November 2006 - 10:04:35 AM

79036 : Kurt Steinberg

Deucer, that's a great find. It's funny that Diamond now tries to sell his porn during his visits to college campuses. I'd be shocked if anyone bought a copy. Seriously, how embarassed would you be if you actually tried to buy porn directly from Diamond?

15th November 2006 - 07:53:51 AM

79035 : Deucer

Fellow fags, my life-partner Ramone has gone away for the weekend so I've been spanking it to old guestbook posts. It strikes me that the guestbook had a kind of "golden age" between about posts 5000-6000, which saw the debuts of the original Remember When guy, Leaky Ass Queer and Fagbusters, as well as a lot of discussion about using a mugshot of Diamond with the mouth cut out as a sex aid...thanks for the tip, guys!

15th November 2006 - 04:47:21 AM

79034 : Two-Fist Cumdumpster

Hey SCROOGE, I was dropping a deuce just now, and for fun I tried to imagine that, instead of plopping into the toilet bowl, my foul wastes were in fact plopping on to your huge gonzo nose! I also imagined that you said "ZOINKS!!" and started to cry like the little Jewish girl that you are. Funny thing is, I was so turned on by these thoughts that my dick went instantaneously hard and fired a rope of salty seed onto the back of my bathroom door! Fancy that!!

15th November 2006 - 12:00:23 AM

79033 : Deucer

Dustin at Glamorgan Uni... http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU; action=display;num=1163424888 http://www.glamsu.com/bulletin/YaBB.cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=SU; action=display;num=1162937199 What a washed-up cocklicker!!

14th November 2006 - 11:53:34 PM

79032 : Lance Bass

Dustin, you have struck a new low. I can't believe you wouldn't pay the adequate cab fare to appear on "Maury" last week. You know the Chud baby that spawned from my festering anus belongs to you! I be one thousand and ten million hundred percent positive that you my ass baby daddy! He got the same eyes and the same hair and his first word was "Zoiks!" You ain't even be payin' for his apple sauce or his Zubaz diapers or his Kosher breast milk! You ain't nothin' but a no-good, triflin' man-child!

14th November 2006 - 11:23:10 PM

79031 :

Lame.

14th November 2006 - 11:18:01 PM

79030 :

At least make up your own character.

14th November 2006 - 11:14:31 PM

79029 : BORAT

GREETINGH MR DIAMBONd, I AM BORAT FROM GRATE NATION KAZAKHSTAN. I AM RITING DOCUMETERRY ABOUT US OF A HOMOSEXUALS FOR REPORT TO KAZAKH JEW OFFICE. PLEAS MAKE CALL OF PHONE TO ME. I AM WAITNG FOR YOU. =)

14th November 2006 - 10:48:55 PM

79028 :

PSK? What the hell does that mean?

14th November 2006 - 10:09:03 PM

79027 : Tori Spelling

You sick, twisted son of a bitch. You probably thought nobody would ever bother to read the coroner's report from my father's autopsy? Well here's an exerpt for all the webosphere whistleblowers to see! CORONER'S REPORT: Dr. Max Berger, PSK DNA tests prove that the semen collected from the anus of the subject [Aaron Spelling] matches that of material recovered from a condom discarded by Dustin "Samuel "Screech" Powers" Diamond... Ha! Now the whole world knows you raped and murdered my father! And to think. I once nerd loved you.

14th November 2006 - 05:28:21 PM

79026 : Jerry Boseneiler

Dustin, I am so excited that your site is back up. Me and my room mates watch Saved By The Bell every week day morning. It gives us so much laughter and fun. Your character is fantastic. Best of luck to you!!!

14th November 2006 - 05:16:27 PM

79025 : .

he tried selling his shit at our union and had a hissy fit about "meet and greeting people" cunt.

14th November 2006 - 03:25:56 PM

79024 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, please contact IMDB and ask them to stop deleting posts. Too many hot posts on the boards for you, Michael Oliver, Chris Burke, and toher boards have been deleted recently. In fact, just yesterday I posted a serious question on the "Harold and Maude" board. I simply asked whether the 80-year old granny in that movie gave the young 20-year kid a rusty trombone. The IMDB fascists deleted that post for some unknown reason!

14th November 2006 - 01:21:42 PM

79023 : Rocco

Kurt, Damn that would be hot if Belding was furiously jacking off while watching Diamonds body explode. Even hotter would be if Lance Bass was tounging Beldings rancid asshole while Belding jacked off. I think it would be pretty nice if the threw Diamond out the hatch with no space suit but kept him tethered to the spaceship. Then after re-entry Belding could have buttsex with the remnants of a burnt up Diamond! ROCCO

14th November 2006 - 12:21:10 PM

79022 : M-K Ultra

Dude You Suck! "Washed By the other Girls Mouth" so lame.

14th November 2006 - 11:58:47 AM

79021 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I was watching "Prison Break" yesterday and there was a scene where the old ex-prison guard was about to pay a call girl $750 to give him a Cleveland Steamer. Since you're running low on cash, I bet you'd allow an old man to give you a Cleveland Steamer for a mere $15!

14th November 2006 - 10:58:32 AM

79020 : Kurt Steinberg

Rocco, it would be pretty hot if Belding fired Screech out of the space shuttle without a space suit. I'd bet that Belding would be vigoruously jerking off while Diamond's eyes explode and the rest of his body puffs up as it adjusts to zero atmospheric pressure and Diamond becomes asphyxiated in the vacuum of outer space! Maybe some martians would rescue Diamond and take them on board their mother ship for an anal probe. Perhaps they would add Diamond to their intergallactic zoo?

14th November 2006 - 10:44:15 AM

79019 : Rocco

Diamond, I think the best way to get yourself into the spotlight once again would be for you to hook up with Lance Bass. As you know, Lance was very interested in going into space, and if I remember correctly you are interested in assteroids as well. The two of you could launch into space together and have wild pay per view buttsex in space! If possible Mr. Belding could stow away and pop out in the middle of your lovemaking and beat you senseless. I think it would be a great end for you if Belding tossed you out the hatch into space sans any kind of space suit! Let me know when this can be arranaged. ROCCO

14th November 2006 - 07:22:16 AM

79018 : Skeletor

"People of Earth! I stand before the Great Anus of the Screech. Chosen by destiny by the powers of homosexuality! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as Screech himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of Screech's Universe!" exclaimed Skeletor...Remember how Skeletor unvieled his "Sword of Greyskull" and yelled "Yes, Screech! The Sword of Greyskull! In your ass... Now, and forever!". "YES! Yes... I feel it, the hole... fills me. Yes, I feel Screech's universe within me! I am... I am a part of his cosmos! The cream flows... Flows through him!"...."Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! Screech's bum universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power!"...."Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD!" before unleashing his man juice all over your winy face... "Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!" before laser beams came out of his eyes?

14th November 2006 - 06:40:47 AM

79017 : Screech\'s number one fan

Hey "Screech", why do so many people spell your Saved by the Bell character, Sneet so incorrectly all the time? I mean, we all love the character of Snoot, and Scrodge, let me add that Scret is a fantastic character full of the wit that we've come to expect of all your characters. But in Smoot we feel a deep, unshakable connection with the Snot character, it's part of us - just like Snock is part of you, Scrot. So, you see Scrot, we just want to celebrate the character - and I anticipate that you will join with us in celebrating Scretch this weekend. Can we get you to confirm this? Snoot? Sneet? Snock? Please answer us Scratchy, we await your confirmation!

14th November 2006 - 06:37:11 AM

79016 : Alfonso Ribiero

Hey there SCORTCH, as a former TV nerd myself, I just wanted to say...LET'S ASSFUCK!!! You make my motherfucking cock so goddamn motherfucking hard. Call me hot stuff, you know the #!!

14th November 2006 - 06:13:28 AM

79015 : Chewy

Where's my t-shirt bitch?

14th November 2006 - 02:13:49 AM

79014 : Jm J. Bullock

Hey SCRODGE, i sure hope those 2 sluts in your video didn't give you the HIV...that's my job, fucker!! Keep lookin over yer shoulder, moonbeam!!!! PS how many hundred beef 'n' cheddars did those 2 grotesque heifers demand before they agreed to star in your video? Was it more or less than your fake wife's average daily intake? Enquiring minds want to know, cocksucker!!!! They also want to give you AIDS!!!!!!!! I'm gonna poz you up good, hombre!!!!!!

13th November 2006 - 04:03:55 PM

79008 :

Thank you eech, for answering my prayers. I miss my cat, Spittums, but understand the sacrifice was necessary. Thanks again, you know who.

13th November 2006 - 02:18:38 PM

79007 : Rocco

I would expect Diamond to consider those beasts to be quite hot compared to the other SBTB remnants he was tossed. I personally enjoy farting on behemoths like those. Sometimes they smell the taco bell I had for lunch and go into a wild craze. All this garbage Diamond has done makes me wonder what he's going to do next year to make a buck? Gay porn is about the last possible frontier for that hook nosed loser! ROCCO

13th November 2006 - 09:22:48 AM

79006 : Tom Cruise

Males dressed in feminine attire are very desireable to me but only if they are dressed in ultra feminine lingerie, preferably in silks and satins. I can't get aroused over a man endrab but dress him in silky panties and other garments and it's a whole new ball game! I wonder how many others of us feel the same way? I suspect quite a few. I have been fortunate to have dated some Filipina shemales recently and will definately return for an encore. What an experience !!!!!!!!

13th November 2006 - 07:18:57 AM

79005 : Two-Fist Cumdumpster

You are a fistula in the anus of humanity. A cancerous polyp. A big thick erect penis up the asshole of right-thinking folk everywhere. A smear of anal mucous on the toilet bowl of modern life. A recently-felched load from the asshole of a Bush supporter. A child molesting goat rapist from Newfoundland.

13th November 2006 - 07:10:46 AM

79004 : Two-Fist Cumdumpster

Screech you sicken me. I hope those rank-ass sluts gave you a combined case of AIDS, hepatitis and the clap. Please go on a voyage to deepest, darkest Africa at your earliest convenience and get your sorry ass raped into next year by some kind of tropical disease-infected primate and die horribly in a pit of your own filth and gorilla spooge. You are a yeast flake in God's panties, a pubic lice on the testes of humanity, a globbet of horse smegma encrusted around the lips of Richard Simmons.

13th November 2006 - 06:18:38 AM

79003 : Spelunker

Diamond, I sure hope you caught a nice dose of HIV from those hookers, you useless piece of human garbage! Call me soon to arrange for me to lay a hot stinking burrito turd in your hair, you fucking moron!

13th November 2006 - 04:52:17 AM

79002 : Chachi the Great

Screech, your sex tape is almost as bad as "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon".

13th November 2006 - 02:23:50 AM

79001 : Deucer

Kurt, I am in total agreement. Why anyone would pay $30 to watch Diamond jackhammering away at those two sorry old slagwagons is beyond me. Just looking at the cover makes me feel nauseous. Congrats Screech...you've really hit a new low!