1650 : Fred Rogers
Dustin Diamond le encanta el bologna pony. JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
02nd March 2003 - 08:51:50 PM
1649 : koletta
mentira no es una mierd de pagina, moal mazo, lo qeu pasa que sois todos unos envidiosos que no teneis el sex appel del eterno protagonista adolescente, mmmmmm...
¿para cuando uans fotos sexys' animate es facil, escaneate la polla y los pectorales
02nd March 2003 - 08:10:03 PM
1648 : Xoan
Subnormal en la TV y subnormal en tu web jajajajajajjajja
02nd March 2003 - 08:05:26 PM
1647 : JAJAJAJ
ERES DE POTAR,,,,,,,,,,JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
02nd March 2003 - 08:05:25 PM
1646 : JAJAJAJ
ERES DE POTAR,,,,,,,,,,JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
02nd March 2003 - 08:05:03 PM
1645 : VETE A LA MIERDA IMBECIL........JAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAAJ
JAJAJAJAJ
02nd March 2003 - 08:03:25 PM
1644 : Xoan
Tu te mereces mas la muerte q bin laden capullo!
02nd March 2003 - 08:00:19 PM
1643 : JAJAJAJAJ
JAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
02nd March 2003 - 07:52:05 PM
1642 : pOnnYbOY
SUICIDATE! VAYA WEB DE PUTA MIERDA......
02nd March 2003 - 07:50:11 PM
1641 : Xoan
Esta web es una mierda.
02nd March 2003 - 11:42:32 AM
1640 : MaDMaX
Primo
02nd March 2003 - 12:34:20 AM
1639 : bonny
Dustin, I just wanted to say that I saw you on Star Dates, and I think you are the best catch of the whole SBTB bunch. I was really impressed. Good luck with your life!
01st March 2003 - 06:43:44 PM
1638 :
01st March 2003 - 06:43:28 PM
1637 : s
01st March 2003 - 06:43:15 PM
1636 : TIMMY
TIMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01st March 2003 - 06:41:59 PM
1635 : TIMMY
TIMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! My poop hurts.
Thanks a lot buddy.
Love,
T. MAY
01st March 2003 - 03:43:01 PM
1634 : pat
Hey Dustin what are you doing these days ???
01st March 2003 - 06:12:57 AM
1633 : tom
hey dustin nice site u got hear i luv the saved by the bell song dodododdadadaddidididiiddododoodd, hwgali poogali
01st March 2003 - 03:57:16 AM
1632 : Adm. Ralph Dykes
I'm gonna pull a CIA and JFK your ass!
01st March 2003 - 03:55:53 AM
1631 : YO VIP, LETS KICK IT!
Words from the god of white rap himself...
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
01st March 2003 - 03:54:35 AM
1630 : ALF: 1986-2002
(Associated Press): Shocking news comes to us today from Turkmenistan where we have learned that 1980's TV star Alf was killed today in a assassination. Alf suffered a gunshot wound to the head right out in front of his house. He was gunned down by an Islamic militant. Alf was rushed to Turk Hosiptal where he died later of a gunshot wound to the head. Alf was the greatest puppet with a syndicated TV show in the 1980's. Alf was best known for his Tv Series "ALF", which ran from 1986 to 1990. After "Alf" was canceled, Alf turned to a life of crack cocaine and prostitutes while living in a cardboard box in suburban Detroit, Michigan. After living there for six years, he joined the military in 1996. He was honorably discharged in 2000 for alleged sodomy with an unidentified male tank driver. He then moved to Turkmenistan where he had resided ever since. Alf was also known for his hatred of a Mr. T, whose show "The A Team" continued to be successful after "Alf" was gone for many years. An attempted assasination attempt on both Mr. T and John F. Kennedy were supposedly organized by Alf. The CIA still says they can neither deny nor support these claims and the JFK is still being looked into. Alf was just 16 years old, which translates into 39 in foam alien puppet years. Let us remember his life and career during the time of his passing.
01st March 2003 - 03:52:37 AM
1629 : Crazy chipmunks break dancing on walnut floors
making funny sounds while squeezing the tubes of toothpaste that line the walls of their swimming pool full of jello and gummi bears that they stole from a 60 year old construction worker in Iowa while he was at the monster truck rally with his lover bubba who happens to be a vigilante hot dog vendor outside of mr. wong's house of shoes and noodles on the corner of 51st and 2nd which used to be the cave of jenkins the homeless crime fighter who stopped the evil captain morgan from destroying the world with a army of homosexual buffalo which came from the farm of zeke and jim boy in dallas where they would raise cattle tigers and orcas to be used in movies like attack of the killer tomatoes 7 which just happened to be directed by samuel adams who likes to collect squirrels who just happen to be the squirrels who were break dancing on the walnut floor while high on life and airplane glue. do you follow me tony if not then get off of my hover board or else i will crayola you to death and send you to zimbabwae where the pygmy aborigiones will skewer you with candy canes and offer you to their god of santa claus who will enslave you and make you work as his farm boy with rudolph the red nosed raindeer making you his bitch while he snorts cocaine and watches the world chainsaw champoinships on tnn. if this ever happens to you, just run. just run.
01st March 2003 - 03:49:08 AM
1628 : Rae Carruth
Sun Jan 26,11:00 AM ET
CHICAGO, Illionis (Reuters) - Singer R Kelly, the famous recording artist facing child pornography charges in both Illionis and Florida, has released his brand new album today that he has been working on for almost two years. The album, which has already recieved acclaim from numerous music critics all over the world, is entitled "STATUTORY RAPE OF LIBERTY." The album will include numerous tracks where Kelly has collaborated with numerous stars, such as Paul Reubins, AKA Pee Wee Herman, Nate Newton, Ted Kazyncski, Sadaam Hussein, and previously recorded tracks by Jeffery Dahmer and Timothy McVeigh. The title track will be "STATUTORY RAPIST", recorded to the same tune as "THE WORLD'S GREATEST". Kelly has said that 20% of the proceeds will go to his court fees and to pay for his latest shipment of Chinese children prostitutes.
SONG LIST:
1.13 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR ME
2.PLEASE DON'T CALL THE POLICE
3.I LOVE YOUR TIGHT KIDDIE TTWAT
4.10 YEAR OLDS TASTE GOOD
5.JEFFERY'S SONG
6.CHILD MOLESTER ANTHEM
7.I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T
8.KIDS BE HAVIN MY KIDS
9.CHINESE BOYS ARE THE BEST
10.RIPPIN THA HYMAN
11.I LIKE EM YOUNG
12.DONT SQUIRM BITCH
13.TEN YEAR OLD ANAL SEX
14.STATUTORY RAPIST
"I'm the worlds greatest.... Statutory rapist!!!"
01st March 2003 - 03:30:45 AM
1627 : Jeremy Kort
Hey Dustin, I loved Saved By The Bell when I was a little wanker touching my bologna pony at the tender age of 15. I'm legal where I live if you're into little boys. Your muscular physique really twists my titties. I like to have inatimate objects shoved up my ass too. Come by and I'll show you the bowling pin trick. Oh yeah, there is this guy named Andrew Yeh and he likes men too. We could have a threesome! Call me!
01st March 2003 - 03:27:54 AM
1626 : Jeremy Kort
Hey Dustin,
28th February 2003 - 08:12:56 AM
1625 : Ross
alrite screech u rule. u shud start a saved by da bell reunian coz u 6 ruled. especially zaks dream dat 1 kiks ass. ur probs 2 busy is disneyland so catch u l8r m8 take care
28th February 2003 - 12:38:35 AM
1624 : Angel-Marie
keep your head up. Mean people suck and the good are greatly blessed. You play pool pretty well, too.
27th February 2003 - 11:46:54 PM
1623 : Thomas OBrian
My name is Tommy O. I saw the show, and man did you blow.
How do you like MY poetry?
27th February 2003 - 11:36:58 PM
1622 : M'acchel
My name is Michael Isshay and I loved your show. You are really good, I don't know what frank is talking about. Congrats.
27th February 2003 - 11:35:34 PM
1621 : frank h.
you need to drop the whole comedian thing
27th February 2003 - 11:34:42 PM
1620 : frank
HeYYY!
27th February 2003 - 04:53:04 PM
1619 : AC
"Two Beldings, in one building, one of which is balding"
SHUT UP SCREECH. I know you are really dustin diamond but on your gravestone it will say 'Screech'. Do you HAVE any testicles?
27th February 2003 - 02:51:42 PM
1618 : Charlotte
Hi Dustin,
You are the best
luv charlotte
27th February 2003 - 04:52:38 AM
1617 : ChrisW
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Yeah. Like. Ugh. I err lost err me phone like. Have you seen ugh it? Ugh?
27th February 2003 - 04:33:42 AM
1616 : Johnny Opie
Heeeey Dustin, my name's Johnny how are you? I've got a challenge for you, should be a fun one. If you wanna know more, post a reply here. Thaaaat's great!
27th February 2003 - 01:26:40 AM
1615 : Paul Daanen
Screech, after Angel (post 1606) is done slapping your 'sack with his grandfather's slipper, we need to hook up. We can go to my favorite club, the "Manhole." http://www.rocket99.com/zoom/9977.html
I'll wear my crotchless leather pants, and you can wear the rainbow pants you wore on Saved By The Bell. Afterwards, you can come back to my place and use my tongue as a chair.
26th February 2003 - 03:29:58 PM
1614 : Justin
I'm going to see you tomorrow!!! I can't wait.
26th February 2003 - 12:05:55 PM
1613 : Jordan
OMG!! I love Dutin Diamond!! He's so cute. Hes such a good actor and I watched Saved By the Bell every day!! Hes so sweet!!
26th February 2003 - 11:54:35 AM
1612 : neena
hi i think your awsome i sure wish i had a picture of you to hang on my wall and show my friends you great and such a insperation to me may god bless you and keep you safe with love neena rowley from spanish fork ut
26th February 2003 - 07:09:01 AM
1611 : Anal Soda - www.analsoda.com
Screech is a grate guy!
Here is a picture of my friend Bone with him
25th February 2003 - 08:05:33 PM
1610 : wisconsin
alright, you got to be fuckin kidding me!! dustin diamond is a dork! hes going around milwaukee making a fuckin fool of himself. he thinks hes a big ladies man. come on. ladies man?,... youre fuckin screetch, you aint no ladies man, youre a dork! you are better off dropping the whole screetch thing dude.ive seen you being a complete moron. if you are even getting laid at all, shes got to be either, ugly, fat, young, or a dude. maybe all of them. just stop dude. also, who the fuck cant beat up horshack?? shit made you feel like a man for once in your life, huh?
25th February 2003 - 07:39:43 AM
1609 : dunne
when will we have the pleasure of seeing you on t.v. again,
you would be great on,
'i'm a celebrity keep me in here'
25th February 2003 - 12:53:30 AM
1608 : rjwhite
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rjwhite
SoRRY!
25th February 2003 - 12:52:42 AM
1607 : rjwhite
Hi all - my name is RJ White, and I have a website at http://www.livejournal.com/users/rjwhite. I'd love for all you fellow Screech fans to tell me what you think of my site (it's smooth like creamy tapioca!)
In fact, I dare you!
I almost forgot to mention- those of you who believe in/go to psychics/tarot card readings are just so very, very sad.
COME NOW FUCKERS! LIBERALIZM 4 LIFE HOEZ!
25th February 2003 - 12:50:14 AM
1606 : angel
vengeance is mine screech... i shall tie you to a tree and beat your teenage ballsack with my grandpa's smelly slipper!
die screech die! take that! *whack whack*
blue ballz bitch
24th February 2003 - 01:47:21 PM
1605 : Matt Miller
Dustin:
Just wanted to let you know that I've enjoyed your work over the years. I continue to this very day as I get up in the morning before work and catch a "Saved by the Bell" re-run. I have probably seen every eposide from the orignal cast and continue to find enjoyment in your work and the work of your past castmates. I have numerous questions regarding Saved by the Bell, but my main question is: 1. What contributed to the Saved by the Bell college series failing? Thanks for your time! Matt Miller counsel1978@yahoo.com
24th February 2003 - 08:11:27 AM
1604 : Mario Lopez
I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY! I FUCKED SCREECH I'M SO HAPPY!
24th February 2003 - 07:25:15 AM
1603 : Dustin Diamond
I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!I FUCK MY DOG!
24th February 2003 - 03:23:43 AM
1602 : Otra vez yo
Eres un jodido saco de basura XD
24th February 2003 - 03:23:18 AM
1601 : Babeco
Eres un saco de mierda Dustin!
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