Sunday, February 13, 2011

Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #801-850

23rd March 2002 - 05:37:58 PM
850 : shandi
dustin, i just read through all the other messages sent to you. dont let anything nasty like that get to you. remember god loves you. god bless you.
shandi

23rd March 2002 - 05:32:27 PM
849 : shandi
dustin, you are one of the greatest actors i have known.
i love your performance on saved by the bell. i watch you every morning at 6:00 till
7:00. i think you are so hot.
if you could email me sometime, it would be really cool if you would. would you also tell me how to get in touch with mark, tiffani, lark, mario, elizabeth, and dennis haskins.
your so cool.
love yah,
shandi marie sellers

23rd March 2002 - 03:41:51 PM
848 : sarah
hey dustin u were gr8 in saved by the bell,i always fell sorry 4 the way zack and every1 treated him ,i always thought sreech was better than them,

could u sign my slam book if poss and when u have the time?? http://www.slambook.com/signsb.asp?id=629045
thanx

23rd March 2002 - 03:37:07 PM
847 : Bender
bite my shiny metal ass

23rd March 2002 - 06:18:11 AM
846 : www.geocities.com/usastarslines/svp.html
hi

23rd March 2002 - 06:17:12 AM
845 : justin
hey anyone want to sign my guestbook as well as justin then go to this website including you dustin it is

www.geocities.com/usastarslines/svp.html

make sure u type it in fully and remember i will take any king of email you send me the name that comes up is not justin but something else so you have to go to that website and sign my guestbook

23rd March 2002 - 06:10:53 AM
844 : anyone on this website is a fag
if u want to send me abusive email why because i think you are all fags then email this adress i hate anyone who emails this website expect dustin diamond

22nd March 2002 - 11:45:12 PM
843 : Beatriz
Hi, I'm from Brazil, and you made a big success! Here, the sitcom "Saved by the bell" had another name: "Galera do Barulho" (in Portuguese language).
Sorry, if I made mistakes, I don't write in English very well.
Byebye

22nd March 2002 - 10:52:07 PM
842 : matt hendricks
Before i saw you screech, my world was an infinate void. I need to hold you screech. I have a big spicey boner that needs to be sucked off, and you're the one. please!!

22nd March 2002 - 10:39:16 PM
841 : kris ousen
LMAO @ brian

22nd March 2002 - 10:38:00 PM
840 : kris ousen
hi, i'm kris, and Dustin Diamond = metal. 'nuff said

22nd March 2002 - 10:37:53 PM
839 : brian
screech, you suck a earopean bison's spermy nutsack with miracle whip

22nd March 2002 - 07:06:16 PM
838 : Big Wheellin' Dump
WUNDERBAR

22nd March 2002 - 04:12:27 PM
837 : Monica Ortega
Hi Dustin.

22nd March 2002 - 04:09:05 PM
836 : Monica Ortega
Hi Dustin=)

22nd March 2002 - 03:09:28 PM
835 : max hoover
Hello Dustin, my name is MAX HOOVER, and i really enjoyed
your work on The Wonder Years, my mother said you are more
like an extra but i disagree. I think you have a great stage
presence. If you asked me to I would kiss your penis.

Yours Forever,
Max Hoover

22nd March 2002 - 09:57:42 AM
834 : matt hendricks
HEY SCREECH, MY NAME IS MATT HENDRICKS AND I REALY, REALY WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU (CARNARLLY THAT IS)
IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU AND I COULD MEET SOMEWHERE TO "TALK"(ALTHOUGH I ASSUME THERE WILL BE MORE MOANING AND SCREAMING THAN TALKING)

22nd March 2002 - 09:47:33 AM
833 : Dee
Don't ya know that this is a fake dude? no way possible that actors have time to fuk around with web pages. c'mon now. pfffft.

21st March 2002 - 03:03:43 PM
832 : Jason
I was at the No Way Out pay per view too. Just wanted to say what's up from one wrestling fan to another.

20th March 2002 - 11:33:25 AM
831 : matt tuggle
dear dustin,
i am 17, and also, your biggest fan,
you were great in saved by the bell, i permed my hair to,
i think we look alike, i work out. I think we are soul mates.

love,
Matt Tuggle

19th March 2002 - 07:58:00 PM
830 : teddy
shit my sack, you bastard bitch!

19th March 2002 - 07:49:58 PM
829 : teddy
Wanna shit my sack?

18th March 2002 - 09:14:38 PM
828 : Susie
hey... i just wanted to say congrats on ur "successful" career! lol, have a hoot and save the money you earned... i hate to point this out but do you realize that the only characters that continued with a successful career after the show are... ummm lets see... EVERYONE EXCEPT for you and the so called "lisa turtle"! oh well, u got ur good looks hun! go on that! hehehe

ps: no sarcasm intended

18th March 2002 - 06:44:59 PM
827 : Ethan
I'm hoping you were being sarcastic on the first page beacuse you're one of the worst actors I've ever seen. Why did you say that you were in hit television shows? The only "hit show" you were in was saved by the bell. Granted you were in The Wonder Years, but you were the closest thing to an extra. You weren't even one of Fred Savage's friends. And now you're gonna teach acting classes!? You haven't had an acting job in years, so your already lacking acting skills must have degenerated to an all time low. So what could you possibly teach yor students? I think you stop reminiscing on your Saved by the Bell days, and get a real job.

17th March 2002 - 11:10:00 PM
826 : DaMonk
I guess your uh comin to town? (kansas city, mo) i hope your fuckin funny as hell. @ least a white guy is comin to town.

17th March 2002 - 11:00:35 AM
825 : Sunnybunch
Wow!! I love ur taste in harmonic music. Screech was cool, u aint. Go find a job in a cafe or something.

17th March 2002 - 12:05:14 AM
824 : Ardadoo
FUCK YOU EDDY BONAVISCHE

16th March 2002 - 09:54:48 PM
823 : LeVI..Pman's friend
our band rocks the his-house we miss u screech

16th March 2002 - 09:44:23 PM
822 : Pman
me and my friend levi are starting a dustin diamond tribute ban

16th March 2002 - 02:34:59 PM
821 : Charissa
I was the one who wrote the message below. I forgot to include my e-mail address. If you want to reach me. Click on my name.....again, Dustin is very talented.
Charissa

16th March 2002 - 02:33:25 PM
820 : Charissa
Dustin was at my college last night and hosted a Kareoke contest. He did an awesome job and look foward to hearing more about him in the future. He's a very talented young man and I know his career will go far. Good job!!
Charissa

16th March 2002 - 09:07:47 AM
819 : Daz
Zoiks

15th March 2002 - 09:31:48 AM
818 : Amanda
I love the show Saved By the Bell. I watch it every morning before I go to school!

14th March 2002 - 01:40:33 PM
817 : Pogo
Alright, who stole the geocities web based site maker? Also Dustin Diamond's band is called Salty the Pocketknife. The site is sad. I really don't believe that it's Dustin Diamond running the site, for some reason I think it would be done in a more
professional manner.

14th March 2002 - 01:24:31 PM
816 : Angel
dustin diamond rocks i watched him everyday on saved by the bell and
i still do :)

14th March 2002 - 01:14:05 PM
815 : Kimberly
I watch "Saved by the Bell" every morning. You were funny and now I have seen you on "Jenny Jones". I think you look great and am glad to hear that you are doing stand up comedy and have said something about a band. Are you ever in the (Alexandria) Washington D.C. area? I would love to see one of your shows.

14th March 2002 - 01:04:43 PM
814 : BOBO
WHAT IS THE NAME OF HIS BAND???? (SCREECH)

14th March 2002 - 07:40:01 AM
813 : andy bowers
hey screech good acting,,love that big nose you got too

13th March 2002 - 11:39:44 PM
812 : Clearly Embarrassed
I'm reading a lot of really hateful emails & thinking to myself how did so many people with nothing good to say about Dustin Diamond arrive at www.dustindiamond.com? I'll chalk it up to morbid curiousity.

13th March 2002 - 11:37:20 PM
811 : Hulk Hogan
Hey brother Screech,

You left your vitamins over at my house last night. You probably forgot about them when we were praying. Call me tomorrow so we can train, brother.

Whatcha gonna do?

13th March 2002 - 06:17:59 AM
810 : I second this
Army tanks are to be fitted out with standard friendly pulley systems, following Government plans to rid empty fields of all guitar playing hypocrites, in a desperate bid to wipe out all forms of orang-utang breeding. Up to the minute feedback confirms that as from eight years ago, it is now compulsory to include morbid sleeping pills in every kind of hyperactive sandwich box, meaning many a travelling drumstick shall end up perched on the outerside of a chocolate muppet vender. An alcoholic earwig is believed to have been hit by a jolly, stampeding drawing pin, which was itself at the centre of great, debatable irony in the form of self-adhesive condoms specially designed for use only during solstice months. It hasn't been unyearningly confirmed, but banging one's great uncle's first love's head vigorously against a wet paper bag is now possibly to become a cure for sleeping bag rummaging, all should be revealed any time before yesterday, provided none are deterred from deciphering severe gashes to the side of the groin, thus relieving all inadequacies regarding sledge hammer patting. A bar has banned soundful music, following a particularly nasty and painful incident in which the ability to leap bounds of air freshener was put under question by a mob of eventful cheetahs. This comes just days after a lovesick fox sporting a compatible, aesthetically pleasing catapult became embedded on the farther side of a highly sensitive straw of life shattering compromise. The war between bathroom scales and your average soap bottle last night came to a dramatic, booming end, when a lap dancer was reported to have become the first train driver to walk, unaided, over dry water tamed only by the sheer indifference of dumb intelligence. Many arrived to watch this blatant understanding of how a clockwork mice finds time to socialise. The weather is expected to travel south in order to indulge in a bevy of masturbating kindly, the reasons why shall become transparent any time after air is made redundant.

11th March 2002 - 09:26:12 AM
809 : That
Eighteen musical armchair covers in and still the rabbit charmer searches for true lust. A green serpent yesterday attempted to ride a penny farthing the wrong way down a chest of drawers in what can only be described as a favour to his neighbour's scart plug. A duck billed platypus today failed to celebrate a milestone when it discovered that antibiotics were only the figment of the imagination of that pair of pink stilletoes you see when fastening your seatbelt. This can coincide with the introduction of dancing kangaroos to liven up tiddlywinks games and not forgetting the customary bus conductor throwing sessions, believed to last several months at a time. This without the minutely pause while the boxing gloves labour under the misapprehension that they are able to limbo blindfolded. Many Cd's found in the 1970s have been confiscated under the new legislation that it is now illegal to listen to any records made by people sporting orange shoulders. There has been uproar and the leaders of various moderately successful dub-folk bands predicting the end of tissue flavoured croutons for the unforseeable future. There seems nothing more to say apart from good riddance to the rubber sounding farmyard emptier, very popular amongst the more backward.

11th March 2002 - 05:45:52 AM
808 : I think, so yeah
It has just been confirmed that a disabled shrimp with a squint has been attacked by a teenaged hyena with a curtain pole, who was believed to have something of a fetish for fire extinguishers. This will come as a shock to locals everywhere, who thought that the idea behind the misconception was that caps were to be worn back to front. Be on the look out for an escaped telephone box. Lamposts have been believed to have gone on strike, campaigning for shorter working hours and better pay. Spokesperson for the lamposts' accosiation, Refdhgshjhd Nhgdhgwd, said "Oooooh, suits you!". Employers refused to be interviewed, however. If action isn't taken soon, every sex shop in the land could be forced to close, with the exception, possibly, of those running from the inside of a crisp packet, although nothing is yet certain, except for the abolishment of the inflatable dart board in the brothel, on every day but a Sunday, anyway. A car carrying 34 vicars is believed to have crashed into a gigantic, ferocious castle made of orange tissues. All passengers had to be treated for shock, although none are believed to have been badly injured, albeit for the iguana. A lake in a nearby park was set fire to by a mob of horny old-aged pensioners, in an attempt to increase pension amounts and lower funeral expenses. Needless to say, their efforts did not go to waste, and old people's homes have now all been supplied with 1,000 yamaha motorcycles. The effect that this will have on tic-tac sales has yet to be hypothesised, but it's certain that pianos won't remain for much longer. Enough to shoot peanut butter into the livers of pandas everywhere.

10th March 2002 - 09:39:24 AM
807 : jonny mcneill
i am a fat wee shit

10th March 2002 - 09:35:12 AM
806 : Spastic Jonny
uhhhhhhhh hrrrrrrrr grrrrrr ahhhhhhh duhhhhhhhh saturns rule!

10th March 2002 - 09:29:44 AM
805 : Jonathan "The Tea-bagger" Cusick
anyone want a tea-bagging come see me...
oh and visit my website:
www.shitcity.com

10th March 2002 - 09:27:19 AM
804 : huwbert
i had gay sex with dustin last night!

10th March 2002 - 07:04:49 AM
803 : ...
no lie but your a g!!!

10th March 2002 - 12:42:35 AM
802 : lavitz
fag

http://www.geocities.com/mr_unsmiley/

visit the above site and tell him how much of a fag he is too!

09th March 2002 - 01:41:12 PM
801 : kimi
hey yall haters take your ish somewere else if u dont like him then leave this site

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