20th February 2002 - 08:42:17 AM
750 : tracy
you are the hottest guy on tv and i want to have your love child
20th February 2002 - 06:23:57 AM
749 : Nouns aren't my thing
There's no avoiding the fact that cabbages tend to be more flexible when being used as goalposts by drunken sheep shaggers on a Sunday. Bridges have a habit of chilling too soon, leaving various brands of hay to burn in rows of six. Roses now market moderately well,albeit for the occasional slump in the armpit of a raving Muslim. However, the misconception that coal makes a good substitute for anal hair tends to lead armies of banjo playing kung fu enthusiasts by the dozen. Let's also not forget the trampolining truck drivers, either. Doing so would prove fruitful to say the least. Patio slabs make good golf clubs, similar, I'd say, to the way that spot cream makes bubbles if you bang your head hard enough on your pillow. Music plays fast and furiously in the head of a kleptomaniac, though this is by no means an excuse for rapidly vibrating a carrot on a signpost. Animals make friends most efficiently when being pursued by the odd homosexual vicar, making relationships between civil servants that bit more difficult. What is elgturnery? The answer would be more straightforward if beer went down in compatibility. Stranger things than rain have happened, though few are aware of this, at least on a regular basis. A blow for engineering is indeed portrayed in many fields. Advice is helpful to Maoris, mainly due to the fact that fuel contains more calories than the average baseball bat. Resistance is useless, but not feasible. HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!!!
19th February 2002 - 09:17:33 PM
748 : Valerie
I'm laughing at you, whoever you are. The real Dustin Diamond would put out the money for a real web designer and host, not some cheap-ass Geocities crap!
19th February 2002 - 02:48:14 PM
747 : sexyrambo
hi is this mark because i like seeing saved by the bell and i like kelly
19th February 2002 - 11:43:53 AM
746 : asdf
Actor/comedian Dustin Diamond, New York Giants running back Ron Dayne and Milwaukee Bucks guard Sam Cassell all attended WWF No Way Out last night.
Diamond, best known from his days playing Screech on "Saved by the Bell," is undoubtedly the biggest fan of the bunch.
"Anytime I get a chance to come see a Pay-Per-View I take advantage," said Diamond.
Diamond actually loves the wrestling business so much that he has every single RAW and SmackDown! on tape for the last 3 years!
He attended No Way Out with his girlfriend Beth who also follows the wrestling scene.
Diamond has also wrestled in several wrestling matches in the Milwaukee area for a local Indy federation! He says he will continue his acting career and take up wrestling as a side job.
19th February 2002 - 11:18:20 AM
745 : Mr T
Yo haters lay off of my6 man Double D SEE? Screech was dee only ting dat made saved
by da bell ring SEE?
Back Off else I bust y'all up PUNKS
T
19th February 2002 - 11:16:31 AM
744 : will and kaf
hi dustin
we really appreciate your work and love to watch saved by the bell, we'd love to see your live show
all the best will and kaf
19th February 2002 - 10:57:27 AM
743 : ryan willson
my mum's breathe smells so bad thats people look forward to her farts
19th February 2002 - 10:45:03 AM
742 : ryan willson
i like buttcocks
19th February 2002 - 10:40:41 AM
741 : ryan willson
i am gay i like men my last man mattew shillto left me email if u are instrested includes adam monday neil vernon
19th February 2002 - 09:30:23 AM
740 : colin creighton
death to cusick! i want him dead!!!!!
19th February 2002 - 09:29:15 AM
739 : marty mcfly
have you seen the doc?
19th February 2002 - 09:28:54 AM
738 : bill
have you seen ted around?
19th February 2002 - 09:28:53 AM
737 : bill
have you seen ted around?
18th February 2002 - 05:42:07 PM
736 : DirtyHobo
P.S. Fuck you Uk Basterds too!
18th February 2002 - 05:41:00 PM
735 : DirtyHobo
Damn you!Damn you to hell!A curse on you!May your Cock Shrivle up and fall off while your masterbating!
18th February 2002 - 02:27:39 PM
734 : b.lawless
screech is my hero and personal guidence angel... don't fuck with the man.. and as for Pete UK and the rest of you fucking socialist europeans, WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT?!?!?! we have bailed you pussy/fag/dyke/commie/cocksucker/asslickers out of 2 world wars that had you crying like kittens!!!! if it weren't for us, you would ALL be speaking german and eating saurkraut and dancing to polka right now!!! so get over the envy and go back to your warm beer, iceless sodas, and bland food and quit your crying.... WE RULE, YOU KNOW IT!!! BUSH IS THE MAN!!
B.Lawless (imperialist rightwing gun owning PATRIOT)
18th February 2002 - 12:19:05 PM
733 : Pete UK
It does not surprise me that you Americans dont get Screech. Anything which has a semblance of Irony and Camp schlock, and you guys run a mile. Are you threatened by it or something? You people are so biggoted and rightwing. The whole of Europe thinks that your President is a total joke. To coin the phrase.. Only in America, Only in America could people be stupid enough to let this happen. So goodbye you neo imperialist Rightwing Arseburgers
18th February 2002 - 12:10:37 PM
732 : ~* W o L F *~
This site is beyond Eye-killing-gay-trash, the person behind all this fucked up stuff must be a genious.
Ave to the fucked up mind who created this site! Luv Ya!
~* W o L F *~
18th February 2002 - 10:18:22 AM
731 : Would
A society composed primarily of pigeon feathers and lengths of string is seen as having a potentially more streamline and democratic way of electing a goverment than a similar society in which everyone lives on polystyrene. Green and gold desk tops have been open to many accusations of intimidation by office workers who experience a strange feeling of serenity and an overwhelming desire to take a lawnmower to their bed clothes when thinking about running a bath. A result of this means that daytime television and low budget musicals will be open to much ridicule from local iguana appreciation societies. Capital letters are certainly being used in conjunction with prayer mats to create the ultimate language in which the public are hypnotised and made to believe that their houses are made of mincemeat and their children have grown another kneecap. Scientists expect there to be a worldwide shortage of semolina within the last week or so. This has not come as much of a surprise to anybody, least of all lion tamers, all of whom refused payrises on account of phonology not being valid due to its ambiguous and somewhat misleading telephone ring.
18th February 2002 - 10:05:02 AM
730 : Bi-Sexual werewolf
The benefits of using a broomstick to pick one's nose with are obvious, as are the shadows on the pathway. If we were all self-sufficient, fruit would ripen at a rate comparable to that of the beat of a tambourine. Oranges may be plentiful, but technically there will always be an average of 1.6 million people indulging in riff-raffing at any given moment in time. Reports show that never before have animals been so intelligent, perhaps souls will also become sacred, a lifetime's supply of helium springs to mind. Texture is not a thing to be underestimated, doing so could cause inexplicably large amounts of putty to become lodged up one's nose. Brick may now be used as a substitute for cotton, but not at just any time. Wind howls derision and sparks major controversy amongst many a baboon, the greatest plot being that of the Dogstible. Tax is a figment of imagination, dreams are what luxury yachts are made of, time is absolute. Boredom is an interesting concept, seconded only by midgets wearing leather. The idea of using excrement to supplement any yoga session is one which will serve only to redress the excess of wants over needs. Leaves speak only to those who wish to listen to the sound of bagpipes screeching on a Summer's day. Precision is paramount to understanding for what reason the egg is the shape that the banana is. Necessity begs the question of what is the meaning of physics. The afro could teach us all a lot, not least of all regarding the essence of newspaper reading. Walking without a bowler hat could well have severe side effects, but let us not be perturbed by the unpredictable nature of anorak markets unnecessarily. THE SILENCE IS DEADLY.....
18th February 2002 - 09:02:34 AM
729 : cat
I`m not sissy But i really like your work. your cool you rule and those haters don`t know there albow from there a**
18th February 2002 - 06:57:35 AM
728 : jin
You fake ass bitch ! I know how yo faked that voice later on in your career!The ship set sail but you had missed the boat DD!You sICk FucK!
18th February 2002 - 01:00:49 AM
727 : mastertrash
dude, you have the coolest page ever... I think you could use a few more flourescent colors though, I'm only half blind.
18th February 2002 - 12:33:37 AM
726 : Mark Paul Gosselar
ALRIGHT THAT IS ENOUGH FROM YOU DUSTIN DIAOMD HATERS HE IS A GREAT MAN WHO NEVER DID ANYTHING BUT TRY TO ENTERTAIN YOU AND IT RIPS ME UP TO SEE YOU ALL BASHING HIM, WATCH NYPD BLUE, GOTTA GO, MARK PAUL GOOSLAR
18th February 2002 - 12:30:01 AM
725 : Screech Fan
HI SCREECH ^_^
Man, you were soooooo good Bell by the saved...
I just saw a new show this week..
it's weird how you haven't gone through puberty...
What happen, man?
17th February 2002 - 11:22:14 PM
724 : Screech Hater
I think u stink
17th February 2002 - 08:12:40 PM
723 : Chris Russell
Hey there send me the EMAIL you SEXY MAN.
I always have been big admire of you.
Watching the tvs, and having the wanks over you sexy figure. Will you please email me, then we can arrange sendings of naked pictures to one another???
I love to meet you.
Chris xxx
17th February 2002 - 08:10:37 PM
722 : julian stroke
julian stroke here again, just wanted to let you all know that dustin will indeed be playing on our new album. btw, that dude who played mikey on good morning miss bliss is our guitar player.
julian stroke
17th February 2002 - 03:23:29 PM
721 : Jonathan Harmin'
You suck Dustin,
if you're a pathetic washed up actor
that is all
17th February 2002 - 10:55:56 AM
720 : Yes
Dustin is 25, to that person who asked.
17th February 2002 - 10:55:38 AM
719 : r
t
17th February 2002 - 09:41:24 AM
718 : Ahamanan Aldabulah Blahblahduh
thousands of suicide bomber waiting to blow themself up in crowded locations accross the west america
17th February 2002 - 09:35:43 AM
717 : Ahamanan Aldabulah Blahblahduh
Bin Laden is dead, I am his successor
17th February 2002 - 09:33:07 AM
716 : Ahamanan Aldabulah Blahblahduh
THERE SHALL BE ATTACKS AGAINST AMERICA IN THE COMMING DAYS
17th February 2002 - 08:42:26 AM
715 : Colin Powell
BLOW SCREECH TO HELL!
Suck it long and hard,
Colin "God" Powell
17th February 2002 - 08:40:33 AM
714 : Neil Cavuto
ough day on Wall Street as the Dow Jones went down 192 points, while the Nasdaq went down 47. The bright news, as always, SCREECH went up 18 points! Cherish every curl on that head. Speaking of heads..
Lord Of The Fat Heads,
Neil Cavuto
17th February 2002 - 08:35:19 AM
713 : Paula Zahn
Who is this Dustin Diamond, and does he pay his employees in cash money? Show me green and watch me whore myself!
Age Ain't Nuthin But A Numba,
Paula Zahn
17th February 2002 - 07:54:38 AM
712 : ob1
that is one ugly page
17th February 2002 - 05:27:25 AM
711 : SmaLL-CaKe
Yeah Dustin !
i'm french and your sitcom is always here !
You're a good actor, i wish you the success ! I hope you'll come back on my screen !
You rulez guy !
COME BACK !
p0w4!
17th February 2002 - 03:28:59 AM
710 : f0kus
You stupid dumbshit. We all know you aren't the real fag, Dustin Diamond, so shut the fuck up. He was a horrible actor, that's why he's not on TV anymore, like Jaleel White or Gary Coleman; dumbass muther fuckers.
Burn in hell, nigger.
17th February 2002 - 02:40:31 AM
709 : jojo
Hey Screech, what ever happened to that pussy Eric Bischoff? Weren't you alligned with him somehow, or was that the douchebag older brother from the golden years? Anyhow, no one make fun of the guy. He's probably made a boatload of cash. Good luck Dust.....
17th February 2002 - 02:04:19 AM
708 : Shepard Smith
When Mr.O calls it SPIN, you know it's SPIN! Screech, is a great actor, one of the best of our time. He's an actor with a pulse. An actor not boring! And he's also not COLEH LA FOOOO!
Rock on Dust!
Shep from the Fox News Channel. Fair, Balanced, and Unafraid. We report. You decide.
17th February 2002 - 01:29:49 AM
707 : SATAN
hello,
screetch,, you fucking doucebag see you in hell you motherfucker..
die die die die..
you are nothing but a worthless piece of crap..
bye the way website sucks
16th February 2002 - 11:58:39 PM
706 : Bill O'Reilly
That is enough SPIN out of you people! We all know Screech is one of the best actors ever, SHOW SOME RESPECT
16th February 2002 - 09:42:43 PM
705 : The Cacman
ok
16th February 2002 - 09:42:17 PM
704 : Chrisco
this is pathetic
16th February 2002 - 09:40:00 PM
703 : Dustin Diamond
Stop making fun of me! I worked hard on this website, just leave me alone :(
16th February 2002 - 09:37:30 PM
702 : TheCacman
LOL, JUST PLAYIN WITH YA DUSTIN, UR COOL DUDE. AND YOUR HAIR DUE IS WICKED MAN, YEAAAAH!
16th February 2002 - 09:36:03 PM
701 : The Cacman
HA HA HA, YOU THINK UR A SEX SYMBOL! I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! BUDDY, INCASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT A SEX SYMBOL IS, THEN YOU NEED TO GET UR ASS ON OVER TO CACLAND. TYPE THIS IN THE ADDRESS BOX U DUMBASS, and make sure YOU sign MY GUEST BOOK U BITCH!:
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