Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #901-950

26th April 2002 - 04:49:49 PM
950 : abby
I have seen you on TV and I love how you act!
I can't believe lisa doesn't like you!

26th April 2002 - 01:59:36 PM
949 : LOOK AT THIS NOWW
http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs

26th April 2002 - 09:33:31 AM
948 : KILL KRAZY
I HATE YOU PEOPLEWHO KEEP ORN DOOIN LOADS OF LINESWHEN AS JUSS NUFFINWHAT YUR RITEING

STOPIT OR ELSE

24th April 2002 - 10:24:35 PM
947 : James Huhk
Dear Mr. Diamond,
I was wondering if you were interested in doing a picture with Jack Nicholson and Sidney Portier. It's a german short film titled Country Style Gravy, in which Jack plays the thickening agent, Sidney plays the active ingredient, and you will play the man who would eat the gravy. We'll need to do a zoom in shot of your mouth while the gravy is being consumed. Jack and Sidney will be swimming down your esophogas(not your actual esophogas) while the gravy does its traveling until it comes out on your other side. Let us know what you think about the project.

James Huhk,
German Short Films

24th April 2002 - 09:28:59 PM
946 : Chuby Chungas
14" How can you fit all that into your mouth?

24th April 2002 - 05:51:09 PM
945 : bobbi jo york
Dear dustin diamond "schreech powers,"
I'm the one that you wanted to congradgulate on the pagent and cheerleading. And my mom is the one who waited on you at the waffle house and her name is April. And I was just wanting to tell you thanks for congragulating me and I watch your show every morning when I can. Bu every sense I talked to you on the phone I havn't beenable to watch the show. But I got to go now bye!!!!!!!!!! your friend Bobbi Jo YOrk

23rd April 2002 - 11:52:04 PM
944 : Banky
when you die and go to heaven, God is going to tell you that you will be playing the role of zach

23rd April 2002 - 04:54:14 AM
943 : Robert Z'Dar
I have a big face!

23rd April 2002 - 12:42:17 AM
942 : John Bisho
John Bisho here, giving you all a big FUCK OFF. QUIT CALLING ME, ALL OF YOU JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

22nd April 2002 - 07:06:48 PM
941 : THIS IS A MUST SEE
http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs

22nd April 2002 - 01:52:47 PM
940 : LOOK AT THIS
http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs

19th April 2002 - 11:34:59 PM
939 : John Bisho
John Bisho here, to say a few words; lettuce, brown, subaquatic. Bye bye for now.

19th April 2002 - 11:34:56 PM
938 : John Bisho
John Bisho here, to say a few words; lettuce, brown, subaquatic. Bye bye for now.

19th April 2002 - 11:30:37 PM
937 : FATTY FAT FAT FAT
YOU'RE A FATTY FAT FAT FAT

19th April 2002 - 11:29:54 PM
936 : Rodrooduger Lonesome Bean
Rodrooduger Lonesome Bean

18th April 2002 - 09:50:26 PM
935 : Is there any other way?
We have reports just in that a flurry of vibrating trombone cases has escaped from a maximum security jail, where they were serving ten years for toilet-brush-shaped custard bowl smuggling. Reported sightings of them merrily boarding a plane set for Timbuctoo have yet to be confirmed, though as a safety precaution, all fire alarms in the locality have been dismantled and packed away into retractable fish tanks. Yesterday night, a blasted gorilla breeding tampon was said to have broke into the pocket of the raincoat of every bi-sexual ant farmer in the world, and has escaped with the inevitable seventy-six tonnes' worth of mashed potato, accordingly. The pink wardrobe industry are devastated by this, and their only consolation is that the bungee jumping clothes peg show starts tomorrow. Speaking of which, washing lines have been spotted water-skiing as a means of protecting their ever-decreasing indentity parades. Shoelaces are believed to have been forming protests through empty sweet tubes, following their raise in price. It is believed that they feel used by this, and are generally fed up by the astonishing lack of oil in empty paper bags and the associated edible sin. Pots of semen have been mistaken for tear-inducing, vomit shield breaking drumkit imperonsations, though only at a time as such that the Red Sea white-water rafting team's mascot is only just beginning to forge the attentions of a rather embellishing blodge of charismatic dwarf hair.

17th April 2002 - 03:38:35 PM
934 : jo *dustin diamond #1 fan
hiya dustin, its jo, your nuber one fan, i sent you an email and you haven seemed to answer! please do, love jo, Your number 1 fan

15th April 2002 - 04:51:40 PM
933 : GO TO THIS SITE haha
http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs

15th April 2002 - 11:44:08 AM
932 : Papalicious
Gilligan + a Q-tip = Screech

14th April 2002 - 03:15:43 PM
931 : bob
i love you dustin

14th April 2002 - 12:52:07 AM
930 : Dustin Diamond
I used the NordicTrack to stay in shape for my role as Screech in Saved by the Bell.

13th April 2002 - 02:04:39 PM
929 : Nikky
Dustin, I want to have sex with you.

13th April 2002 - 04:34:57 AM
928 : Qualin
Hey there.

I was referred to your web site through another website called "ilovebacon.com" and I'm very saddened to see that people cannot use your forum constructively to say something decent.

Honestly, I do believe that your website could use some work, If you coded it yourself it's an excellent start. There are plenty of decent HTML books out there on the market... and even if you don't want to go beyond whatever you've coded I'm sure that there's web monkies out there that will code a decent page up for you.

For an excellent example of another actors website, check out wilwheaton.net. It's nice to see an actor showing his personal side to the rest of us and letting us know that he's more than whatever we saw on TV. As far as your acting history is concerned (www.imdb.com) I am glad to see that you are taking on other projects other than being limited by "Saved by the bell".

Even though lots of people have said I have a "Stage Voice" I don't think I've ever worked up the nerve to ever ask for a part in a play or God Forbid, TV or the movies! I don't think I ever could. Be proud that you did!

So, I have to at least say that you have done more than what most of the wanks on this BBS have done in their entire lives and despite the lousy feedback, you should feel proud that you've accomplished what you have... you've brought lots of entertainment to a lot of people and that's what counts.

My advice to you is that you should get involved in more Sci-Fi related projects. Get into the movie biz if you can and at least play a stereotypical role for a start. Look on the imdb database and watch the movies that made the stars
who they are today. You'd be suprised what kind of crap they did that ended up getting them up on the map. :)

I wish you the best of luck in your acting career.

13th April 2002 - 12:27:34 AM
927 : s
s

12th April 2002 - 03:03:10 PM
926 : Miranda
hello dustin.

can you please write to me?

you're great.

12th April 2002 - 03:01:28 PM
925 : DDisSexy
Where can I see you naked?

12th April 2002 - 02:55:23 PM
924 : Dustin Diamond
What's up people, Screech here again. Please don't fill up my message board with stupid messages. If you're not going to say anything useful or nice, then don't write ANYTHING AT ALL. This includes you people who put messages with just your name. If you think you're a tough guy and want to insult me, then at least be brave enough to put your email address on here so I can respond. Mine is screech@dustindiamond.com if you want to say anything to me. And for the people making comments about my nose, I really dont care. I was born like this and I don't mind if my nose is a little large and crooked. Adios amigos.

12th April 2002 - 02:36:03 PM
923 : dogvomit
i hear you and urkel are gonna make a come-back tour.

fade away gracefully, its over.

dogvomit

12th April 2002 - 02:32:38 PM
922 : Butch
Nice story, So your a sex symbol. OK what a joke. and you on speed thats a surprize.

12th April 2002 - 07:39:12 AM
921 : Joanne
Minnie: Lilly died yesterday and so did her babies!

12th April 2002 - 02:40:27 AM
920 : Cumdumber Davey
They call me Cumdumber Davey

12th April 2002 - 02:35:48 AM
919 : SAVIO VEGA
NOBODY SHOWED UP! SACHEZ!!

12th April 2002 - 12:31:03 AM
918 : SAVIO VEGA
SAVIO VEGA HERE! COME JOIN ME, AT BOBBIES.

12th April 2002 - 12:22:18 AM
917 : MANGIE
MANGIE

11th April 2002 - 06:26:14 PM
916 : Minnie
Joanne do you know how many more days until lilly is going to have babys?

11th April 2002 - 01:24:33 PM
915 : Screech Hater
Why the hell is there a website dedicated to this moron? Do you people really think he's funny? Maybe it just helps raise your own self-esteem to see an ugly geek make an ass out of himself. In case you loyal Screech fans haven't noticed: HE'S NOT GOODLOOKING, HE'S NOT TALENTED, AND HE'S NOT FUNNY!! Dustin Diamond has a huge crooked nose, I'll give him that, but that's where the comedy stops. C'mon, this guy is such a fruit. And for those of you who may be thinking of replying to my message with 'then why are you on this website?' I ENDED UP HERE FROM A LINK ON A WEBRING DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF DUSTIN DIAMOND. Imagine that!!! The irony of it all is that the websites making fun of this buffoon contain a link to his OWN website haha... If that's not proof of what a shithead Screech is, then I don't know what is. HEY DUSTIN: YOU'RE OWNWEBSITE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'VE DECIDED TO TAKE IT DOWN NOW. Thank God, no more Screech..please no more Screech. Actually, maybe you should leave it up so we can all remember how normal we are.

11th April 2002 - 12:46:12 PM
914 : Jason Rudkin
I have always loved your character on saved by the bell. I was a class clown myself and had some pretty serious crushes on some really good looking young ladies. However my whole life has changed since I have let my lord Jesus Chirst into my life. I would love to know if you are saved and if your not I could help you make one of the best dissicions of your life.

11th April 2002 - 10:08:10 AM
913 : Aidan Thompson
Just wondering whter you had the pleasure to enjoy sexual relations with any cast members on saved by the bell and if so where can one get pictures.

11th April 2002 - 05:11:03 AM
912 : Sean
Hi Dustin, I just watched an episode of SBTB:The New Class. Who would you say are your role models? I can see in your performance a little Stan Laurel.

11th April 2002 - 12:24:08 AM
911 : tim henderson
My name is tim and i go to illinois state. I am really good looking and love dustin diamond. I also enjoy long walks on the beach holding hand to hand with any one of my boys. Email me if you want to talk

10th April 2002 - 10:40:05 PM
910 : ur mom
UR GAY!

10th April 2002 - 04:19:36 PM
909 : Dustin Diamond
Sorry, I've been away for a while and haven't had a chance to view the website, BUT SCREECH IS BACK NOW!! I have been receiving many emails and posts on the message-board regarding rumors about me. To set the record straight, I'll explain my little incident one last time. YES, it is true I was found floating unconscious in the hottub of my Encino apartment. YES, it is true that I was under the influence of methamphetamines (speed) at the time. And YES, there was a prostitute present also. But all the talk about me being dead is not true. I am happy to say that I kicked my crystal meth habit after 4 months of treatment. It wouldn't have been possible without the help of Dr. Simon Goldberg at Cedar Sinaii. It's just great to be back now and I'm ready to get on with my music and acting. I'm almost done with my latest project, "Saved By The Bell: Smooth Action." It's due out on VHS this August. Everyone take care and I'll talk to you again soon.

10th April 2002 - 02:04:01 PM
908 : Helen Mowry
hey there dustin... or should i say screech!
i loved your character in saved by the bell, i loved the crazy antics you got up to! my best episode was when you got hit by lightning and knew what questions would come up on mr testeverdies mid term!!! do u have a g/f? how old r u now?? n e way, love and best wishes,
helen.
xx
p.s. i really wished you and lisa (lark voorhies) would have got together! are you and lark friends in real life??
p.p.s. i love zack (mark-paul gossellar

10th April 2002 - 12:58:19 PM
907 : ryan duncan
i love my lady friends

10th April 2002 - 12:57:43 PM
906 : puff daddy
its all about the benjamins

10th April 2002 - 12:56:39 PM
905 : curtis ligi
one time me and frank went skiing with stacy

10th April 2002 - 12:56:31 PM
904 : Frank Santangelo
I am a fat drop out!

10th April 2002 - 12:55:19 PM
903 : liz kazyski
i threw my bra at bush

10th April 2002 - 10:17:19 AM
902 : ryan willson
i suck dicks and email me at rvd121@hotmail.com of u want some

10th April 2002 - 05:18:41 AM
901 : Colin Creighton
I hate the world and everyone in it...I love Bin Laden!

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