500 : Bloody Serb
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04th December 2001 - 05:52:11 PM
498 : cock
your a fag
04th December 2001 - 12:25:27 AM
497 : emil frankenstein
first off i just want you to recognize how much this genuine man named Dustin Diamond has really changed my vision of how life is and the way that i look for it to happen.
03rd December 2001 - 09:22:06 PM
496 : tom
i sincerely doubt this is dustin diamonds homepage. but either way. here is a funny anti-screech page, despite my love for saved by the bell i still found this amusing: http://www.snowhill.com/~rgbrown/index.htm
03rd December 2001 - 05:30:57 AM
495 : WMG
Damn, Jamilla must be hard up for a date with Dustin. Hey Jamilla, how about you give me a shot? I'm just as dorky looking as Dustin, if not even more so. Please?
02nd December 2001 - 04:35:49 PM
494 : Jamilla
Dustin Diamond did not make this website. It is apparent just by looking at the web page. Dustin is an artist. Wether you like him or not he has made more money creating characters (just in case you forgot that he was only ACTING like a nerd on television) than most of you will ever be lucky enough to be near. Unless however you visit your bank. The only problem with that, is the money there is not yours!!! NEWS FLASH...Dustin didn't ask you for your approval, you don't write his checks, and you aren't his friends, so why would you bother posting ugly sentiments to a person who doesn't even read this site? I admit, I did write on this site, but I figured he may browse here for amusement, and I wanted to get in touch with him. There is too much evil in the world without some of you (you know who you are) breeding it too. I hope you look back on this garbage you have written and feel really stupid. You only do it because you can hide behind a screen name. Why don't you post your real name and phone number so that if the real Dustin has anything to reply he knows exactly which coward he is dealing with. GOOD GRIEF!!! I repeat...This is not Dustin Diamonds Web Page...He has too much class for all this. Now, go find another activity, one that will maybe make you prosper the way Dustin's hobbies have made him.
01st December 2001 - 11:09:02 PM
493 : me
At least cocksmoking requires me to have to get out of the house more often, you sad little basement dwelling excuse for a man.
Enjoy sniffing your mom's panties, phil.
01st December 2001 - 05:04:39 PM
492 : Tim Starley
Hey Man,
I have idoled my life after yours. We look exactly alike except I weigh 375 lbs. And I have blond hair and blue eyes. And I am walled eyed. But other than that we look exactly alike. Take care man. Love you man
01st December 2001 - 04:19:03 PM
491 : Crystal Corley
Hey Screech,
I live in Georgia and I think you are so sexy. I have watched Saved by the bell and I think you are way cutier than Zack and Slater. I want to suck your wiener and your smelly feet. I want to run my fingers through your brillo pad. Please say you love me too and I'll be yours forever.
01st December 2001 - 02:24:06 PM
490 : phil mccracken
yes, i am a panty sniffer. better than being a cocksmoker like you.
01st December 2001 - 01:28:09 AM
489 : Jamilla
Hey Dust. How are you doing these days? I don't know if you remember me? It's your ex from the past. You remember the old "SBTB" days, "New Class"? Do you ever run into Ebony? I heard she had signed with your same agent? I wonder if she is still pursuing her acting career? I left California and there is so much that has changed for me. I just wanted you to know that I have seen you on a few things that made me laugh. I saw you on MTV's "Say What Karaokee" and that was funny. But recently I saw you in the movie, "Made". You had a cameo, but it was very funny. I read in a magazine recently, (sort of a where are they now type of thing), that you had a serious girlfriend of three years, named Jennifer??? If this is true congrats. You deserve a good person to be close to you. Have you made any trips to Helena to see your good friend lately? I was just there over Thanksgiving. I feel really funny talking to you personally on this web site where any stranger off the street can view your biz. Sorry, I couldn't call you out of the blue, so this was it. I figured if you wanted to talk you would write. Hey, I am really sorry about everything that happened between us. You didn't deserve all the crap I put you threw. I didn't deserve the mess you gave me either, so I guess we are even. How is your dad? Do you ever see Sam anymore? I heard you aren't with "Much" anymore, now your group is called something else? How is your friend from Fullerton that you have known forever? (I won't say his name since everyone is reading.") I always thought he was a true friend to you.
Did you ever end up moving and buying a new house? Do you remember you took me house hunting when we were dating? Did anything ever turn up? Hope you are working tons. Looks like you did some Chess instructional videos or something. Hope you keep working. You are talented underneath the "Screach" persona.
Write sometime, hope all is well.
Jamilla C.
30th November 2001 - 08:38:27 PM
488 : MONTE M
I love you and so does my car...we screech our tires everytime you open your big sexy mouth. I live in Hotlanta and I own my own business and now your business is my business you know what I mean? Let's take care of business the old fashioned way...together.
30th November 2001 - 10:31:57 AM
487 : repto
You're kidding right? Hehehe... "Saved By the Bell"... wotta trip... good show to bong tokes and shooters at 6 AM... hehehe... You're kidding right?
30th November 2001 - 12:59:45 AM
486 : =]
KABUL, Afghanistan (SPNews) -- Thousands of spectators heckled and jeered as longforgotten actor Dustin Diamond, known more widely to the Western World as "Screech", was killed in the first public execution in the Afghan capital since November.
Hundreds of women in all-enveloping burqas were among an estimated 4,000 people who filled the seats of the Kabul sports stadium to watch the execution of the 'actor', who fled to the country in search of work after his career experienced a dramatic and humiliating nosedive back in the United States.
The death sentence was the result of an official Taliban ruling that convicted Diamond of no particular crime, other than being a public nuisance and a "pathetic excuse for a human being who has become a cancerous tumor on our country for the past 4 years." The death sentence was part of a new policy against a new wave of failed American actors arriving to look for work and cheap hashish in Kabul.
These failed actors now rank among murderers and adulterers, who are publicly
executed in the Taliban-controlled parts of Afghanistan with increasing regularity.
Diamond's history in the country stretched back to 1996, when he starred in his own television show that brought a similar "Saved By the Bell" flavour to a school in downtown Kabul with a strict dress code and no girls. The program aired for two weeks with little fanfare, and the Taliban suddenly banned all television and light entertainment, attempting to have Diamond deported back to the United States. U.S. authorities refused to accept him outright, and he was forced to make a living on the streets of Kabul by singing like Bobcat Goldthwait on speed, and dancing a pitiful dance whose badly misplaced steps frightened children and caused general disgust among the populace.
The execution was carried out by street vendor Maulvi Mohasil, who claimed that Diamond's antics and his abrasively annoying voice drove away customers. Mohasil acknowledged the joyous reception from the spectators, as well as from the ruling Taliban militia's military court chief justice, Haibatullah Akhund.
The real spectacle began when Taliban soldiers led 'Screech', whose eyes were covered with a white scarf, into the stadium. He wailed pitifully for 4 minutes before being struck in the back of the head with the butt of an AK-47. When he came to, Taliban soldiers tied his hands behind his back with another scarf. Mohasil entered the stadium carrying a large knife, slowly walking toward Diamond. He came up behind him with the knife and severed his hands and feet before cutting his throat, which brought an end to his plaintive screeching wail. The crowd began to roar triumphantly, and many ran out on to the field to assist in the horrific-yet-satisfying dismemberment of the unwanted celebrity, who was in no state to enjoy the largest audience of his career.
"Now we have our revenge," Mohasil said. "I will sleep well tonight, and the marketplaces of Kabul will be busy once again tomorrow. I have done a good thing."
The execution of Diamond sparked a fresh wave of hatred for Western ideals in Afghanistan, bringing new recruits to the extremist Taliban regime. Shouting "God is great! Down with US! Stop their has-beens from coming here!" demonstrators made clear that the migrations were seen as an affront to the entire Islamic world.
Failed celebrities such as John Stamos and Kirk Cameron have been advised to leave Afghanistan. Other former actors still in Kabul stayed out of sight yesterday, while the United Nations and other agencies hesitantly arranged evacuations.
Parody Copyright Stile Project 1999-2000
29th November 2001 - 10:46:31 PM
485 : me
It's amazing how many stupid people are out there posting stupid spam shit in this guestbook. Apparently, these panty sniffing basement dwellers have no creative sense of humor whatsoever, so rather than try to say something humorous and witty here, they spam this place by holding down whatever key happens to be closest to their fat, greasy hand on the keyboard. I wonder who these sad little muppets think they are impressing? It certainly can't be their friends, cuz these lifeless asses are too busy playing Panty Raider to bother having any.
29th November 2001 - 10:11:43 PM
484 : MAN, man f' u man
Man! how u gonna play the page like that and put up long stupid posts! I'm outraged! I always felt that it was a source for good wholesome entertainment, not this drivel. In the future, pleace by more creative, for all of our sakes
29th November 2001 - 06:22:54 PM
483 : Eric
Dustin-
What are you up to these days? Can you give any advice to aspiring actor about how to select roles in theater/etc. to get noticed. Thanks man.
29th November 2001 - 01:30:30 PM
482 : Lambchop
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what is was, and they'll be singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what is was, and they'll be singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what is was, and they'll be singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what is was, and they'll be singing it forever just because
[EDIT - spam - this paragraph repeats over and over for several screens]
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what is was, and they'll be singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what is was, and they'll be singing it forever just because your mom is on crack!
29th November 2001 - 01:26:16 PM
481 : Dustin Diamond
I hope you're having fun!
-Screech
29th November 2001 - 01:21:53 PM
480 : fert
29th November 2001 - 01:21:47 PM
29th November 2001 - 01:20:30 PM
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29th November 2001 - 01:13:30 PM
478 : snoop dogg
fo shizzle my nizzle dawg.
29th November 2001 - 01:13:07 PM
477 : dr. dre
smoke weed fuck hoes and lay the smack down!
29th November 2001 - 01:12:00 PM
476 : Dustin Hoffman
i like boys. my dream was always to be an elementary school gym teacher.
29th November 2001 - 12:29:07 PM
475 : Dustin Hoffman
I salute you my fellow Dustin. Now the get the fuck out of showbiz before I exterminate you with a huge pile of your unsold 'how to play chess' videos that I have suspended above your head with a crane.
29th November 2001 - 12:26:54 PM
474 : Script Writer Joe
I used to write th elousy moral messages that were tacked onto the end of every Saved By The Bell. I loved my job because I love Jesus.
28th November 2001 - 01:20:28 PM
473 : Belding
So they didn't even teach you how to spell your own name? Dork!
28th November 2001 - 01:18:17 PM
472 : Osama Bin Laden
I heard the dude who played Mikey from the original Saved by the Bell (Junior High Years) was involved with the World Trade Center terrorists, is there any truth to this?!
-Osama
28th November 2001 - 01:14:57 PM
471 : TORI
HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME? I WAS THE UGLY GRUNGY CHICK WHO WAS ONLY ON FOR 5 EPISODES. I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE CALL ,YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULD TELL ME WHEN YOU NEEDED ME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE. I'VE BEEN WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR 9 YEARS NOW, AND I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING I'M NOT WANTED! CALL ME BACK!
28th November 2001 - 01:13:37 PM
470 : MR. BELDING
WHY DID OUR SHOW GET CANCELLED!?
28th November 2001 - 01:11:34 PM
469 : DMX
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU NIGGER I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOM DOWN HER THROAT, DAWG! I'M COMING AFTER YOU, NIGGER, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, CUZ THEY LET THIS DOG OUT! ARF!
28th November 2001 - 01:10:30 PM
468 : Zack Morris
I'M ON NYPD BLUE! NO MORE HOLDING UP "WILL WORK 4 FOOD SIGNS" AND DOING TV MOVIES WITH THE FAT CHICK FROM FULL HOUSE! EAT MY DUST SUCKERS!
*pulls out cell phone the size of a cordless phone*
28th November 2001 - 01:09:33 PM
467 : Tiffani Amber Theissen
I gut boob implents and i cunt speel my name.
28th November 2001 - 01:08:57 PM
466 : Lisa Turtle
Hey Screechy, I know you had a crush on me, so I'm giving you one last chance. I heard you have a chess video out, which means you are making way more money than I am and I need a sugar daddy! Please marry me!
28th November 2001 - 01:07:35 PM
465 : Jessie Spano
Did anyone see me in Showgirls? At least I'm not doing TV movies like Tiffani and Mark are.
28th November 2001 - 01:06:26 PM
464 : Phil McCracken
I'm not gay, but even I would make love to Dustin Diamond.
28th November 2001 - 11:52:05 AM
463 : Gay fun club
Hi Dustin!!!
we´re the members of your gay fun club(from spain),we think that you´re the sexiest man on the earth,and we wont (if you can of course) that you answer us to the next email adress:
moretty_btt@yahoo.es
We´ll feel very lucky if you answer....
see you
Your gay fun club...
27th November 2001 - 11:49:18 PM
462 : NATEDOG
Did you ever do Zach up the ass on saved by the bell???
27th November 2001 - 08:30:49 AM
461 : beaversports
we at the London School of Economics student newspaper salute you. How would you feel about featuring in a debate at our University?
26th November 2001 - 04:18:11 PM
460 : josh
i want your penis
26th November 2001 - 02:20:27 PM
459 : 4D
26th November 2001 - 12:50:35 PM
458 : BobbleHat
Are you...(strokes beard)...Dustin Diamond?
26th November 2001 - 06:13:35 AM
457 : Mincer
I refuse to frequent a site that uses flourescent pink text on lime green.
My eyes, my eyes, they hurt, luckily I've now found my sunglasses.
25th November 2001 - 07:52:44 PM
456 : "Gandhi"
I see possibilities... a one thread alternative forum. Oh yes! Bwuahahahahah *cough*
*dies*
25th November 2001 - 07:09:14 PM
455 : Floyd the Barber
"Yes my breasts are huge... Poking you in the eyes... into your brain... unitll.... death!"
You sir, need your testicles removed by a blindman with a pliers.
25th November 2001 - 06:48:20 PM
454 : Stoo
This site, to be honest is a travesty of common taste and decency.
It needs stabbing. With rusty knives. Oh yes.
25th November 2001 - 11:34:36 AM
453 : Ciproxin
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25th November 2001 - 11:28:56 AM
452 : plasmafarmer
you could get arrested. For HTML abuse.
25th November 2001 - 11:05:44 AM
451 : Norgg
My ears, they burn.
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