Dustindiamond.com Guestbook Comments #6501-6600

03rd March 2004 - 12:22:47 AM
6600 : Gordo, asking Clyde if he\'s had is daily enema
I have a wonderful set of dildos that I like... that I paid for! It's been reported that I steal everything since I make so little money from sucking off the guys in the local gang. My weekly allowance couldn't cover it, you little queers but that doesn't stop me from hanging out with Mojo and his enema clan and getting what I want after their massive evacuations during prayer meetings and love-ins. Secondly, I'm old enough to buy a bra and vote in the Clutch-Step-Drag Events in Pasadena and anything else I want. If you would sit back and look at how RIDICULOUS you are, you might learn something like how to be another miserable fag out on the toilet seat in the countryside PEAKING OUT THAT DAMNED LITTLE OUTHOUSE WINDOW. I understand why you aren't getting any joy from all of that vomit you create when you sing along with Peussie at the Monkey Cave. She fucking hates you too and has put out the hit list with YOU at the top.
 

03rd March 2004 - 12:15:15 AM
6599 : Mary Mount
Gang, Just back from Peru and found that Mojo and Gordo are in jail for attempted dog-fucking. Even that is forbidden. Damn. I offered my prayers in the local whore house but NO luck. Back here in Shitville...so e-mail me, You Turds! Mary
 

02nd March 2004 - 11:13:58 PM
6598 : me
damn, sure is alot of talk of jesus here. god damn that fucking cocksucker mel gibson and his passion of the cock. er, i mean christ.
 

02nd March 2004 - 10:08:52 PM
6597 : Cho Cho
I hope you die in a fire, momface.

 
02nd March 2004 - 10:00:23 PM
6596 : Sid Silver
Fuck your life.
 

02nd March 2004 - 09:43:02 PM
6595 : Happy goLucky
You sound like a morbidly obese, Truffle Shuffling, mindless cunt with a wind tunnel between your legs, chocolate bon bons coming out of your upper openings and Malt-OMeal oozing out of your lower ones, a mumu wearing fag hag high on photosynthesis. It seems that when you're not stuffing yourself with lard and honey roasted peanuts, you're being stuffed with horse and labrador retriever cock, and dripping the resulting blood, shit, and animal jizz onto the electronic page.
 
Stick your pom poms up Jesus' ass and fuck off. For fucking sure.
 


02nd March 2004 - 07:57:07 PM
6594 : Princess Peussie
JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE! DOWN ON YER NASTY LITTLE KNEES, KURT!!!
 

02nd March 2004 - 02:36:42 PM
6593 : ChoCha
HI YOU TURDS! Benny, is that true? WOW, I wish we had pics of that, because I love to see guys being fucked out of their minds. They have to admit that they love it alot...and know they are in love when they are made to drink cum from another guy's dripping, fucked asshole. Yummy all the way to my tummy, fuckers!
 

02nd March 2004 - 01:01:46 PM
6592 : KURT HATER
KURT STEINBERG IZ A FUKIN TWAT
 

02nd March 2004 - 12:48:05 PM
6591 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, again I want to mention that I am a big fan and that I think you are very funny and I am sorry to hear about what Bob Golic did to you backstage during the college years when he forced himself inside you. Also, is it true that you were raped by Ralph Macchio as well while visiting him on the set of The Karate Kid Part 2? I heard that he lured you into his trailer by promising to introduce you to Pat Morita, who you admired, but when you stepped into the trailer, Ralph did that special kick move to your lower spinal cord area and you were momentarily paralyzed as he bound your arms behind your back with his black belt and shoved his headband into your mouth to muffle your girlish screams of pain?

 
02nd March 2004 - 12:42:25 PM
6590 : Sylvia
Hey im watching Saved by the bell right now its awesome hehe im laughing my ass off lolz...SCREECHH RULES...but Dustin i havent seen you in any other movies or shows
why not?
 

02nd March 2004 - 10:53:12 AM
6589 : Princess Peussie
big d: right on, Man....love to suck, but that little thing of yours if not worth a sneeze....sorry
 

02nd March 2004 - 03:50:27 AM
6588 : corey haim
I wanna butt fuck Kelly in her asshole while jesse spano licks my ass and balls and the nigger sucks on my cock when i pull it out of kellys ass.
 

02nd March 2004 - 01:07:40 AM
6587 : mikey ruderman
diamond, where do you live?can we hang out sometine? i want to put my tongue in your asscrack.

i likethe suggestion of the other guy who wants to see you on the 'surreal life' tv show. i think that you, slater, jessie, lisa, mr. belding, and the ex-football player who played mr. rogers in the College Years should room together. i also think it would be a good idea if belding, slater, and rogers all take turns defiling you every night in front of the camera. that would make it the best reality show ever!!!! i love you!!!!
 


02nd March 2004 - 12:14:13 AM
6586 : big d
you all suck
 

01st March 2004 - 09:27:12 PM
6585 : Mr. Felching
Shit, Aaron Fleming, you must be half jewish which is cool with me. but what half of you is jewish? the top or the bottom? yeh eat brown stained assholes....have you tried just a dash of olive oil and tincture of opium around the opening? THAt I love...and slurping the jizz out of those butts after I blew my wad into a young butt: THAT is also tasty,kaka.....
 

01st March 2004 - 09:20:10 PM
6584 : St. Pisser of Bladdersville
Hey, and speaking of Mother Teresa, shit man, this is too much of a good thing. I didn't know that SHE won some of those JUMP THE WEEDS CONTESTS back in Yugoslavia. What a slut!!
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http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Mother_Teresa_Love_Book.html
 

01st March 2004 - 08:08:22 PM
6583 : Mother Teresa, from the Great Beyond or Behind!
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01st March 2004 - 08:03:07 PM
6582 : Mr. Dingleberry
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT KURT HAD A MINI-PENIS AND THAT SPEARS IS A DRIED UP SLUT GIRL. WHO CARES? WITH THE COUNTRY GOING DOWN THE TOILET YOU FUCKERS TALK ABOUT SOME DUMBASS TURDS FROM SEATTLE. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU NITWITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU'RE ALL MENTALLY IMPAIRED LITTLE GIRLIES................
 

01st March 2004 - 07:58:03 PM
6581 : Fartin Freddie
So just stick to rimming:::::
Researchers had suspected that a sexually transmitted infection that is linked to cervical cancer could also be associated with tumors in the mouth.
 
Now a study by researchers working for the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) in Lyon, France seems to have confirmed it.
 
"Oral sex can lead to oral tumors," New Scientist magazine said Wednesday, referring to the latest research.
 
The scientists studied more than 1,600 patients from Europe, Canada, Australia, Cuba and the Sudan with oral cancer and more than 1,700 healthy people.
 
They found that patients with oral cancer containing a strain of the human papilloma virus (HPV) known as HPV16 were three times more likely to report having had oral sex than those without the virus strain.
 
"The researchers think both cunnilingus and fellatio can infect people's mouths," the magazine added.
 
Raphael Viscidi, a virologist who worked on the research, believes the findings substantiate the link between HPV


01st March 2004 - 07:05:37 PM
6580 : Aaron Fleming
I like little boys bums, i like to lick their brown cracks, yummy
 

01st March 2004 - 02:47:06 PM
6579 : kelly
by the way gang I'm going to use this site to sell my used panties through, I'm taking requests so let me know if you'd like a "bloody schoolgirl" or a "shitty thong"
 
xxxxxx
 

01st March 2004 - 01:53:03 PM
6578 : Erik
Hello iedereen.
mijn naam is erik en ik vind screech
heel leuk in personage
 

01st March 2004 - 01:15:19 PM
6577 : ......................
KURT STEINBERG AND CLYDE R DIRTY OLD MEN AND NEED 2 GET FUKIN LIVES!!! AND QUICK!!
 

01st March 2004 - 11:59:30 AM
6576 : Clyde
If the posts below are by the real Kurt Steinberg, please do not tell these losers that they are ruining the board! That is exactly what they want to hear- they do not have the gay experience nor the intellect to contribute, so they post mindless crap.
If you don't like it, just don't read their posts.
Most of the time it is very obvious when the real Kurt Steinberg is posting and when he is being imitated as his style is recognisable.
I do have to admit, however, that this site is in decline, because no one posts any kind of gay fantasy here anymore, which is the whole purpose of this site! Alas, I can't remember the last time i lost a load whilst viewing it.
 

01st March 2004 - 11:16:00 AM
6575 : kelly
dear dustin. I watch saved by the bell every day,you're such a goofy charachter, but sweet!!!!! I like you really much! does tiffani and mark have a official website 2? mail me, marykate_en_ashley@hotmail.com
love, kelly.
 

01st March 2004 - 10:03:00 AM
6574 : Kurt Steinberg
This is getting silly now, Chachi will you PLEASE stop posting under my name! I haven't got an identity in real life so please don't spoil it for me here! To answer your questions - YES I am in the advanced stages of dying from AIDS, and YES I do enjoy dropping an HIV+ infected Cleveland Steamer down peoples throats - I have my victim wear a Diamond face mask as I'm emptying my lethal load down their necks!
 
- Kurt Steinberg
 

01st March 2004 - 08:15:25 AM
6573 : cindy olsen
HAY MARK PAUL HARRY GOSSELAAR I AM SO A FAN I LIKE YOU SO MUCH BY SAVED BY THE BELL YOU WERE SO GOOD AND MARIO LOPEZ CONTACT ME PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!! SAVED BY THE BELL I LOOK EVERY DAY I LOVE IT SO MUCH
 

01st March 2004 - 08:14:51 AM
6572 : Little Jimmy
fooky, I tried that song of sixpence, and guess what? it turned into a song of six inches...and I took it deep in the ass until I turned slightly pink....
 

01st March 2004 - 04:53:55 AM
6571 : fooky
sing a song of sixpence, as i slowly rape screech with ac slater by my side.
a building with 2 beldings, one of whom is balding.
i dont like that girl's pigtails, not one bit. if offered pot i would do the right thing, and decline.
if i were a magician, i would work at "the max."
If i had a music video, it would feature spandex and trampolines.
if i took caffeine pills, id become instantly addicted to them as if they were heroin.
if i had a party, id dress up like an asshole and dance around and be mortified when the girls saw us thru the window.

 
01st March 2004 - 04:15:58 AM
6570 : D Schwartz
P.S.- By the way, I also love having rough unprotected sex with young preteen boys. I bring them into my bedroom and show them my GI Joe and Ninja Turtle collection and once I have gained their trust, I force them down on to my bed, pull down their little shorts, and penetrate them against their will. Once I have orgasmed in their small butts and shot out all of my ejaculate into their still developing bodies, I then throw them out onto the street and tell the little crybabies to walk home. I hope this does not make me a bad person and that people will still listen to 104.5 CHUM FM based on my solid recommendation. I look forward to reading and responding to any emails you may send me in regards to this subject. Thank you and good day.
 

01st March 2004 - 02:26:33 AM
6569 : R. James
Fuck 'yo couch, nigger!!!
 

01st March 2004 - 01:45:34 AM
6568 : Happy goLucky
Fuck Jew comedy.
 

01st March 2004 - 12:49:38 AM
6567 : D Schwartz
in this area we have educated people who enjoy
true mature humor. To make a long story short. You guys need to turn on 104.5 CHUM FM from Toronto Sunday nite to see what "true" comedy is like. I just got home from an 830 show. Man was I thankful I left the feed on for CHUM FM funnies so I got home 5 minutes before it began. It took me two minutes and I was cracking up .Proof that I know "real" humor.I am writing this letter to inform the media of the worst time I have ever had in my life. Thanks for runing my nite. I must tell you my party consisted of three who have been there several times. All 3, want you to take their name off your list and lose their #. Lastly, I am spreading the word to everyone I know about the scam you call a comedy place. I welcome you to show this letter to your GM/owner and respond to me in a responsible and constructive manner.
 

01st March 2004 - 12:44:02 AM
6566 : D Schwartz
I orginally thought I was gonna puke at Dustin Diamond. I think one joke was a chuckle. He tried too hard, and wasn't even close to being funny. The guy from 96.5 CMF was even worse.I may of been spoiled being Jewish, and knowing real comedy when I see it. I must say the jokes all hit below the belt, the only shit there was is the fact that the only time you guys were there was to collect the money. Otherwise you couldn't be found. I know why no one asked if you liked the show. It must of been because of the fact that you were ashamed at the underwhelming response from the audience. I was in a party of 6, and people in my party said I told better jokes from my frustration that the shit you call comedy is the lamest on the face of the earth. Dustin does not do comedy, he does stupidity and brainiac stuff on Saved By The Bell. Hes a clutz, a ditz ,and a brain. Sadly he did not exude his brain like qualities. That crap might of wowed them in Alabama. However, I am new to Rochester , I thought in
 

01st March 2004 - 12:03:16 AM
6565 : Jon
The "Remember when..." guy says he'll come back when there's less shit cluttering up this guestbook.
 

29th February 2004 - 09:47:18 PM
6564 : LUCIFER666
I HATE EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKING FAGS. I HOPE THAT EVERYONE DIES AND I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU WILL SUFFER A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. I AM FUCKING KURT STEINBERG'S MOTHER IN HER HAIRY ASSHOLE AS I TYPE THIS. FUCK EVERYONE. WHAT UP SCREECH!
 

29th February 2004 - 08:09:31 PM
6563 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name on this board! You've ruined this board. This used to be a great place to find Diamond-related queer fantasies - those are great masturbation material! However, the amount of queer fantasies has rapidly decreased recently, and has been replaced with crappy tripe!

- Kurt Steinberg
 

29th February 2004 - 06:09:23 PM
6562 : Damage the Internet
Alright dears, now I'm confused.
 

29th February 2004 - 05:31:33 PM
6561 : Chachi
Double DANG...and strip for action, FUCKERS. I'm now giving you 24 days to get your shit together and get outta here, and leave us FAGS alone to talk about wanking and suckin....and HEY THERE, KURT, I didn't know you have AIDS, and kind of weird suggesting you'd dump AIDS down anyone's throat! Dude, move on and just get a life. THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS!!!! oppppsss....just farted......


29th February 2004 - 05:26:28 PM
6560 : jimjim
yo dust u should come back to rochester and ill show u how pep party in yankee vill ill show u where the bitches are
 

29th February 2004 - 05:14:17 PM
6559 : Kurt Steinberg
So YOU see how this goes?!!! I post something, then some asshole uses my name (6557) saying stuff that is ruining this message board. AND JUST FOR THE RECORD: I did write message 6554, and FUCK YOU, who says I didn't! Eat Shit!!!
 

29th February 2004 - 01:52:49 PM
6558 : kevin fe ntress
i forgot to give my number 856/264/1070
 

29th February 2004 - 01:42:03 PM
6557 : Kurt Steinberg
I did not write message 6554. This message board totally sucks now! I think someone needs to set up a homosexual Slater or Mr. Belding webpage, because this one has become tiresome.

- Kurt Steinberg
 

29th February 2004 - 01:33:57 PM
6556 : Chachi
The Chach is ready to go on the attack again to clean up this board! I am giving all freaks 24 hours to move on out before da CHACH launches operationd double dog!
DA CHACH

 
29th February 2004 - 01:30:39 PM
6555 : kevin fentress
this is kevin fentress i met some one at the beach in ocean city new jersey that know all you actor my birth is 6/13/65 ss.143 ,64 ,8509 i am black and looking to meet all of you
 

29th February 2004 - 11:05:01 AM
6554 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie, go put a fucking shit in your mouth, I want to use you as a human toilet and you need some practice. I can't wait to unleash belly loads of toxic AIDS infected excreta into you whimpering mouth.
 

29th February 2004 - 09:42:55 AM
6553 : Princess Peussie
Dear Throb, and while you're at it, KILL YOURSELF! You are too stupid to know how to spell the simplest words in German, you dried up old turd. Try HEIL...as that attempt on your part just doesn't exist, just like yourself! Who is this Diamond anyway? He certainly would not fit into my Royal Court of slaves and merrymakers....rather Mary-makers. Smiles to you, Mary Mount!! Bless your numbnuts heads, Princess Peussie...and NO, we do not watch the Academy Awards at the Royal Palace.
 

29th February 2004 - 07:19:59 AM
6552 : Throb
Diamond, how does it feel to be a professional nobody? In the morning, when you're dragging your pointless and irrelevant body to the bathroom (I'm presuming that your gypsy caravan has it's own bathroom) how do you actually bring yourself to look in the mirror? I can't imagine how it feels to be you, you're on the same list as cancer, AIDS and runny dogshit in my book. I expect your mother and father are very disappointed that your life has turned out to be a complete waste of sperm and egg. If I was your father I'd hire a hitman to snuff you out in the most macabre way possible and feed your own miniature penis to you as you're drawing your last breath.
 
Do the world a favor and kill yourself NOW. You're wasting our valuable air.
 
Hiel Hitler!
 

29th February 2004 - 04:03:54 AM
6551 : Zero Whore
DID I JUST MISS SOMETHING OR WHAT???this Dustin guy is a total nerd. Just read up on who he is , what he does..and folks: why are you wasting your time? this guy is zero from day zero. In the train Station in Philly there is actually a Track Zero...this is the one created for people just like this bj specialist like Dustin. Doubt that he gives the kind of head my husband likes...Sure of that!

 
29th February 2004 - 03:56:15 AM
6550 : Princess Peussie
Michael Jackson RULES IN THE WORLD of Sodomy and Kindergarten parties. I don't know why people are so critical of his Ranch and bedtime parties, when all he's doing is measure little morsels of LOVE and tucking the little boys into bed. At least he's not blowing them up in Irag in the name of Freedom and Liberty. Hey, give that little guy a glass of wine and let's see what happens. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!
Princess Peussie

http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/SingingAssholes_of_Love.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/MICHAEL_JACKSON.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/ACADEMY_of_JELQING.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Fudgepackers_2003_Review.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Angelic_CULOchorus.html
 


29th February 2004 - 03:22:05 AM
6549 : Happy goLucky
Wow, I usually don't agree with anybody, but clithead, you are dead on. Even if you are a fucked off cat molester. That and reality shows are jizz stained shit heaps.
Wanker.
 

29th February 2004 - 02:11:26 AM
6548 : spike
hey d-diamond, have you ever seen the WB show called "The Surreal Life?" it has a bunch of washed-up celebrities who live together in a house for awhile. Corey Feldman was one of the celebrities in the 1st season, along with MC Hammer, the kid who played Webster, Vince Niel, and some other has-beens. in the second season, Ron Jeremy is living with Tammy Faye Baker, Vanilla Ice (the one person who still has a professional career), and some other nobodies.

i think you need to ask if you can be on the third season. they should put you in a house with Steve Urkel, the guy who played Ralph Malph on "Happy Days," and the kid from "Who's the Boss." you, Ralph Malph, and the "Who's the Boss" kid should have a 3-way and post your gay encounter on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

28th February 2004 - 11:45:05 PM
6547 : Jeff
Yo Dustin
You are a total fucking loser. I was just on your official website, www.dustindiamond.net, and I saw that you are now in a band and playing music? Shit, your career was over a long time ago, bitch. I mean shit, at least your former cast members from Saved By The Bell have moved on to bigger and better things. MP Gosselaar is on a hit show, Mario Lopez is on that stupid daytime talkshow, and even Elizabeth Berkeley, and all that she has really done is gotten naked, and the shit fucked out of her in Showgirls. You know, it's funny, you remind a little bit of Corey Feldman. You guys are both former child actors, you both have resorted to sucking cock for money and drugs, and you both are making sorry, yet meager attempts to make an impact in the music scene. I would love to see your band tour with Corey Feldman's, though. That shit would be fucking hilarious. Actually, I think that you and Corey should get together and compare your suicide notes, because I bet that they are strikingly similar. Dildo.
 

28th February 2004 - 11:02:26 PM
6546 : Chad Boothby
Geez Ron, I promised by hold to fagbusters, but he's actually a bottom and loves to get fucked too...so let's invite him to join us and we can all fuck together.
 

28th February 2004 - 10:51:56 PM
6545 : Ronald Rumpsteak
Hey Chad, make sure that hole is clean so I can do some pf on that butt of yours. pf? punishment fucking......
 

28th February 2004 - 09:47:17 PM
6544 : Chad Boothby
hey everyone i like to take it up the a$$
 

28th February 2004 - 08:21:52 PM
6543 : Happy goLucky
Fuck you, anus.
 

28th February 2004 - 05:19:21 PM
6542 : Damage the Internet
My, my. Aren't you all the angry biddies lately!
Everybody here needs a hug.
 

28th February 2004 - 03:11:30 PM
6541 : Fagbusters
SORRY, YOU FINGERED THE WRONG PERSON. AGAIN, I'M SURE.


28th February 2004 - 02:15:38 PM
6540 : Rima Bird Girl
Hey there, Princess, calm down. Oh I know why you are so very upset but it comes and goes like a couch rash or rot in the panties. Mojo or Gordo are to Blame! Damn those Bastards. Love, RIMA
 

28th February 2004 - 02:08:53 PM
6539 : Princess Peussie
Greetings, TURDS!! Don't you all have that feeling that Fagbuster and Clyde are one and the same fairy?! check out the e-mails and you'll see what I mean. How simplistic, how very NOW....
Tonight is the Royal Palace Colonic Exhibitions...hope to see you all there.
Princess Peussie
 

28th February 2004 - 08:40:41 AM
6538 : Happy go FUcky
Dear Fab Blusters,
You going without, dude? You find that no one wants to fuck you anymore? Your hole drying up? No cocks want to get sucked by your diseased throat? Poor fucker....and you Mommy won't let you go out and play with the other kids? Hey try this: EAT MY DINGLEBERRIES!!
 

28th February 2004 - 03:27:54 AM
6537 : Happy goLucky
He got sucked into a homo vortex with a squid. The squid's probably a jizz sponge by now.

And fuck you for asking you stupid prick.

 
28th February 2004 - 02:56:00 AM
6536 : b00ga
i miss the 'remember when' guy, what the hell ever happened to him?
 

28th February 2004 - 12:46:16 AM
6535 : Fagbusters
THE ONLY THING MORE UNGODLY THAN A FAGGOT IS A FAGGOT WHO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. AT LEAST THE NORMAL QUEENS HAVE COCK IN THEIR MOUTHS. SHUT UP ALREADY AND RESUME THE RECTAL HOPSCOTCH SO GOD CAN SCOURGE YOU VILE BASTARDS WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR EARPLUGS. BUT LEAVE THE MUSIC ON, DEUTSCHBAGS.
 

27th February 2004 - 09:48:03 PM
6534 : Mamacita
Mamacita says "Clyde, you is one big dumbass dude. You got sour smells in your undies and your soul is stinky of crank case oil...again" YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR BEHAVING IN THIS HOLIER THAN THOU 'fuck me'kind of way.
 

27th February 2004 - 08:38:10 PM
6533 : Clyde
See message 6530 for an example.
Do you sit infront of your computer all day, jacking off and eating hot dogs? That's the image i have of you from your post.
The idea of you being by 'fuck buddy' is as preposterous as you having a real friend, or being able to unattach your scabby, sweaty fat ass from the chair and do something worthwhile.
Do you genuinely think people find you offensive/funny/irritating? I'm really not sure what you think you are but it is obvious no one in the real world gives a shit. If it wasn't for the smell coming from the basement your own mother probably wouldn't know you existed.
I honestly tried to read your whole post, but it was such dull, repetitive irrelevant shit that i only got a third of the way down.
You won't win any freinds and you won't win any sympathy.
 

27th February 2004 - 08:33:09 PM
6532 : Mama Clod, of Scheissville
All I can say is "you wish upon a star and you are who you FUCKING think you is".
The ones that think they are religious are the saddest of saints.
Don't you realize that you are famous to even a tadpole?
There used to be the occasional post here that was sortta dumb-dumb and occasionally even kookoo, that wasn't just some anonymous, friendly senior citizens juggling some tits in the air or trying to string a rope around my testicles while being together in order to try and FUCK someone silly, dear little Clyde.
If you are
a) groovy
b) bitter-sweet
c) filled with lube and love
and
d) a devotee of Mother Mary May I..."Come over, come over, Little RED Rover"
Then i am talking about you. Next time you piss then read through it when you've finished, and honestly ask "Will I get the NOBEL for this or NOT?
No one who reads it will ever fuck his dog again, which is how you like it, but if I did I would turn your asshole inside out with my fist, and you know i'm not acting like Judy Garland or any fag hag. If you don't change your attitude, your attitude will not change. Smiles to you, Princess Peussie.
I bet you $1 you can't make a pot of stew without using the word 'onion', the mainstay of your divine cooking ability. Oh Lord, look down upon us and help our little CLod CLYDE.
 

27th February 2004 - 08:27:33 PM
6531 : Clyde
I am dissapointed that this website has become so poor in quality. This site actually used to be funny (quite a long time ago).
I hope the site improves in quality.
These are my reccomendations to save the world (of this website)-

1)Please use correct grammar and spelling, and keep your posts reasonably short. If you write posts that are very long, poorly written or written only in capitals, no one will read them.
 
2)Talking about gay sex is fine (in fact it's great) but if all you're going to do is repeatedly use 'ass', 'fuck' and other expletives, plus a few other randomly chosen words, don't bother.
 
3)Don't talk about sex if you've never had it.
 
4)Only use one name.
 
There seems to be one person who uses several names, spells badly and thinks he is very offensive. You are a sad, unfunny cunt and no one will ever like you.
If the few people who actually make interesting posts stay, i think everything will be ok. Finally- DUSTIN, PLEASE PUT THE SITE BACK HOW IT WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO.
 

27th February 2004 - 08:25:24 PM
6530 : Jim, Clyde\'s fuck-buddy
Looks like it's time for some sactimonious prayers and thoughts for my fuck-boy Clyde who take is in the ass like THE END OF THE WORLD. Clyde, I love you but you are a bit offensive around the scrotum. And:::::::NEW PRAYER FOR SINNERS:
"CHOLA MAE CHIMDIM,
TRES VAMBOOZ LI KRAMDIDLE
HEY CULO MANAHARERO
SIMPLICO CHICO LE CHOCHA!"
Number one, I have a wonderful set of dildos that I like... that I paid for! It's been reported that I steal everything since I make so little money from sucking off the guys in the local gang. My weekly allowance couldn't cover it, you little queers but that doesn't stop me from hanging out with Mojo and his enema clan and getting what I want after their massive evacuations during prayer meetings and love-ins. Secondly, I'm old enough to buy a bra and vote in the Clutch-Step-Drag Events in Pasadena and anything else I want. If you would sit back and look at how RIDICULOUS you are, you might learn something like how to be another miserable fag out on the toilet seat in the countryside PEAKING OUT THAT DAMNED LITTLE OUTHOUSE WINDOW. I understand why you aren't getting any joy from all of that vomit you create when you sing along with Peussie at the Monkey Cave. She fucking hates you too and has put out the hit list with YOU at the top.
 

27th February 2004 - 08:12:15 PM
6529 : Clyde
All I can say is "you wish".
The ones that think they are offensive are the saddest.
Don't you realize no one reads your posts?
There used to be the occasional post here that was worth reading and occasionally even funny, that wasn't just some anonymous, friendless adolescent struggling to string a sentence together in order to try and offend someone.
If you are
a) friendless
b) bitter
c) illiterate
and
d) a worthless, horrfiyingly unattractive and untalented loser
Then i am talking about you. Next time you post read through it when you've finished, and honestly ask 'will anybody give a fuck about this?
No one who reads it will ever meet you in person, which is how you like it, but if I did I would turn your crusty head inside out with my fist, and you know i'm not joking.
If you don't change your attitude, your life will stay like this forever.
I bet you $1000 you can't make a post without using the word 'fuck', the mainstay of your limited, childish vocabulary.
 

27th February 2004 - 07:24:34 PM
6528 : Bernie Goy
OK so here's the real guy in my life...yeh, fuckers, I'm a fag and just get used to it, margaret!!!!!Well, I must record this date in my calendar... I have met the first 78 year old "man", AND IT HAD TO BE YOU. Love that song like I love used toilet paper. Get a life, I would yell if only I still had my set of teeth, but lost them at that last fuck party given at Maria's Ass Temple. You say guys won't respond to a piece of ass with a rash like the one you gave me? It's because they can't jump the weeds, in other words, they just cannot take it in the butt worth diddly. I tell them "Educate yourself because your pathetic ATTEMPTS to insult me are funny and lovely and full of flowery images but just not WHERE a gal needs it. Like, my brother Boomer could take a fist in his ass, while chanting the rosary..........................................................and he was something else when he'd take a dump on the altar at St. Joe's". Pick your nose in public and at the opera? Yeh you're the kind of guy who gets a box seat then sees how many times he can shoot his rock, whacking away during an aria....and then leave the entire area just dripping in goo. But now I want to address this following bit of info to Gordo, that asswipe at Princess Peussie's summer camp: "I think you're the fart who started the emails, correct? Recognize reality in a shoe box and tell me if you really think I'd put that little weener inside of my pet lizard. You're a sad little turd with too much filth on your mind and with skidmarks in your pants, just like Nicole Kidman in that film about the Stains of Love. Get a Master to work on your useless tits and ass and educate yourself.............................. hey, I'll send you one so that you can learn something, you uneducated, foul-mouthed, pimple poppin', jerkin' off little punk hetero. Try to insult me again and I'll circumcize your nose. Like I said, the only pain you cause me is the pain in my side from laughing so hard while visiting the Crucifixion. " Now how is that for a strong statement? Even the local Father Bruno, our priest here in Shitville, loves it and told me that I should start re-writing a version of the Bible.It begins with "Once upon a time...."
 

27th February 2004 - 07:10:35 PM
6527 : Judy Shrimper
And I know someone who said this a while back....
"Within the months between October 1991 through December 92, I have had my testicles filled with jello worth a few sucks and fucks, if you know what I mean ... The most violating thing I've felt this year is not the media love-ins over my body or the fan letters asking me to suck off this guy or that one, but the rape of my cat, then my dog and now my bitch, courtney. Ripped out of pages from my stay in mental institutions and hijacked airplanes, in gay bath houses, etc. I feel compelled to say JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!!!!! to those of you who have absolutely no underpants on now or ever, and I CAN FUCKING SMELL IT FROM HERE, DUDE. You have buttfucked me sweeter than you'll ever know. And why the way GOD spells TURD backwards"
 

27th February 2004 - 05:18:34 PM
6526 : non of ur bisness
dis website is so funny!!!!!!
if u are an idiot go to this website www.feetman.com
(lol i sended it to somone i hate and dat person freaked out and axulythought it was a virus!!!!lol
 

27th February 2004 - 04:23:36 PM
6525 : assboy
Hey ninja killer, you, Hitoshi and I should get together for a gay bukkake session! I can even invite Maragret Tan over so she can lick off our feces-covered members when we're finished!!! It will be all too beautiful!
 

27th February 2004 - 01:42:01 PM
6524 : .............................
KURT STEINBERG IZ A SHIT!
 

27th February 2004 - 12:50:41 PM
6523 : ninja killer 1
umm why so much shit ass and other such words some people just have bad people skills.....
 

27th February 2004 - 09:14:53 AM
6522 : King Baggy Anus
Hi Queers
 
Can someone help me out with tips to eat my own cum please? I loose the will to do it when I ejaculate, I dunno if it's the blood or the smell that makes me nauseous but I just can't seem to get it past my lips. Any hints greatly appreciated - Steinberg, you like tasting your own diseased goo don't you? As a fellow sufferer of The Gay Plague what advice can you give me for getting some of this tainted man custard down my thirsty gizzard?
 
Love you all!
 

27th February 2004 - 08:12:33 AM
6521 : DIAMOND
Yes, Benny, that is correct. Then he took a piss right inside of me, giving me that enema I've needed. But funny thing, THEN he got down on his knees and had me empty the waste into his mouth...what a funny guy, that Mr. Rogers! We were friends for so long....


27th February 2004 - 07:49:53 AM
6520 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, I once heard that actor Bob Golic (Mr. Rogers on SBTB college years) actually raped you in real life in his dressing room and emptied the contents of his nut sack deep into your tight scrawny butt, is that true?
 

27th February 2004 - 06:35:57 AM
6519 : MalcolmC
Sexed up fat girls are good.
 

27th February 2004 - 12:20:39 AM
6518 : Martha Washington
Dear Fagbuster, you can take Jesus and God and shove them both up your rotten stinking hole. Kingdom of fucking god indeed! YOU TURD!
 

26th February 2004 - 11:20:10 PM
6517 : Fagbusters
YOU ARE ALL VILE SCUM OF GOMORRAH AND SHALL BE FLUSHED LIKE SEMEN STAINED KLEENEX WITHIN THE COMING DELUGE. YOU CLAIM TO KNOW GOD BUT ONLY IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE AND NOT IN THE SPIRITUAL SENSE. THE PATH TO THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NOT PAVED WITH USED CONDOMS AND FRENCH TICKLERS, YOU FUCKING FRUITS. TASTE MY PAIN, BITCH!
 

26th February 2004 - 10:15:50 PM
6516 : Chachi
Watch out. The Chach may soon be making a comeback!
DA CHACH

 
26th February 2004 - 09:38:09 PM
6515 : Bernie Boy
Oh and by the way, Ms. Tan, I just checked out that stupid-ass website that you posted a link to below... Very interesting, to say the least... What the fuck is up with that shit?! You must run in some pretty fuckin' strange circles - otherwise, how would you even know that such a lame, gayass website exists?! Jelquing? I've never heard the term before in my life and you're a fuckin' weirdo. However, there was one product offered for sale there that I think you might be interesting in ordering - It's called Femax VI, I believe, and it's designed to tighten up loose vaginas - a problem that I can only imagine you're all too familiar with... I swear, you're probably about as tight as a bucket of warm water... Fucking you must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!! I mean, even a 747 looks small when it's landing in the Grand Canyon... Peace Out.
 

26th February 2004 - 09:27:50 PM
6514 : Bernie Boy
Oh and by the way, Ms. Tan, I just checked out that stupid-ass website that you posted a link to below... Very interesting, to say the least... What the fuck is up with that shit?! You must run in some pretty fuckin' strange circles - otherwise, how would you even know that such a lame, gayass website exists?! Jelquing? I've never heard the term before in my life and you're a fuckin' weirdo. However, there was one product offered for sale there that I think you might be interesting in ordering - It's called Femax VI, I believe, and it's designed to tighten up loose vaginas - a problem that I can only imagine you're all too familiar with... I swear, you're probably about as tight as a bucket of warm water... Fucking you must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!! I mean, even a 747 looks small when it's landing in the Grand Canyon... Peace Out.
 

26th February 2004 - 09:19:55 PM
6513 : Bernie Butthole II
JUST KIDDING, GALS....I'm a fag, love to get fucked by as many dudes as possible...and have been known to suck and get fucked by over 20 guys in one night. My sister even calls me "You fucking princess.." So let's just have that Reality check.....It's now YOUR turn.
Bernie
 

26th February 2004 - 08:55:58 PM
6512 : Bernie Butthole II
Actually ladies (and I use the term VERY loosely...), I am in very good shape, EXTREMELY good looking, quite intelligent, have a beautiful lady friend (a couple, actually...), and play guitar and sing in a killer rock band that you've probably heard of (but we won't even go there - the last thing I need is one of you psycho bitches showing up at one of our shows and freaking out or some stupid shit... l.o.l.). I also have a big dick and have slept with three women at once before - and had my buddies film it!!! (one of the many benefits of being a fineass rock stud...) So you can think whatever you want- I have nothing against you personally, I was just in the mood to rattle someone's cage and you seemed like an easy mark... So, no hard feelings honey, you just sound like you need some good dick... Hell, I might even kick you down a sympathy fuck if you ask me real nice... hahahaha!!! I should have known that you couldn't take the heat!! Awwwwwww.... pweeeese don't cry, honey.... Love, Bernie
 

26th February 2004 - 08:48:50 PM
6511 : jo3y
you all are assholes. assholes i tell you !
 

26th February 2004 - 07:56:03 PM
6510 : Princess Peussie, hoping to calm down Ms. Tan
Dear Ms Tan, you obviously are in love with this faggot Bernie. You seem to have some infatuation for him, I mean FATUation for him, as this fucker is in the area of about 349 lbs, NO SHIT< GIRL!! And even he hasn't been able to locate his cock in over three years. Anyway here's something to think about, all of you sinners:::::::::::::HERE'S A STORY OF MICHAEL'S FIRST VISIT TO THE DISTRICT OF RUMP-LAND: HIS SAD TALE OF LUST AND LOVE AND MUSICAL MERRIMENT WITH A STRANGER! MJ mentioned all of this under the influence of Opium given him by his doctor and personal panty-shrinker:
 
The first bar THIS FRUITCAKE was right outside, a half a block away. HE WAS in this car, but had taken all of my clothes from me in the toilet...and now I was standing there naked with just some toilet paper hanging from my butt crack. The second bar, I walked out, with the owner coming out after me cursing me out, saying "hand out the cock and balls, boy or just don't come back. We like action here and not diddling". I walked one block, along very brightly lit street...he wasn't there, My Master and Savior, the guy I called BINDOO BOY, the guy who had planned to sell me the two children for $100 each. There were cars passing, and honking horns. Each passerby, while hardly sober, yelled, "Look at me too, Mr. Jackson. I'm an asshole and can sing from this orifice better than you can!". The next block was a taxi stand....lots of people on the brightly lit street..I continued my nude walk to laughs, yells, and screams, stating that I was "an asshole, that YOU don't have a clue about doing the bunny-hop". By now I was nervous and my penis had gotten semi-hard at about 1 inch long, as I was into the third block, approaching a very busy wide interesection, and he was no where to be seen, this guy I had loved like no other lover, since last week, and I could still smell his stinking body as he plowed my useless butthole. Who is that, I asked myself? Was it Christ I was looking for, or just another lover-boy who wants to take me for 'a fucking great butt-ride'? Christ NO, I answered. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. I SHALL NOT WANT MORE PRICKS THAN TWO OR THREE AT A TIME. AMEN....
 
I was afraid, trembling, but still hard, turned on and driven. More people pointing, laughing, calling me pervert, etc. I came to the intersection. I was so scared now.I really caused a stir, as on that corner hundreds could see me. I finally saw him, lover of my soul and body, was then accross the avenue, in his car, and laughing hysterically. He must have taken more crack on his peanut butter sandwhich along with the LSD tabs in his diet coke...because I had never seen him having so much fun at my expense.
 
I crossed the avenue, still stating to people loudly, that I was an a shit-stained pervert and out looking for some sauce. Which ofcourse was kind of true, friends. I cried out "Oh Jesus, take this monkey from my nuts". I got to the car, and he said, "fuck off , little Michael, you're going to have to get home nude, if you can, I hope the cops get you first. So long sucker!" And he pulled off in his car. With my clothes, leaving me nude, on a very busy intersection. I didn't know what to do. I was very humiliated, embarrassed, and terrified. So I just bent over and took one huge dump right there on the highway. I was sure I was going to be busted. Ruined. Probably fucked by the cops. I had no place to finger-fuck myself , and it was a half hour subway ride on the train home. Another ride, another fucking by some stranger. Very far and without hope and love. Christ, YOU are my savior, but sometimes I just don't get the punch line to this very delicious joke.
 
And, I was still hard with my dick about to snap off! but along came Mojo with Robert McFerrin, dudes and fuck-buddies from the Ranch, and they gave me a ride back to the Ranch on the condition that once there, we'd call out the ranch hands and have one BIG AND HOT ASS-EATING TIME FOR ALL. Calls were made...and LOVE could be smelled in the air!! Can one ask for better friends? I can't....even though I've been dripping cum globs for days now. Amen!!
 

26th February 2004 - 07:47:44 PM
6509 : Margaret Tan
Here's one for you nerdie Bernie Buttfuck!!! see if you can deal with this one, you deviated scrotum. YOU wouldn't know truth if it climbed up your asshole and sang AWAY IN THE FUCKING MANGER, you turd.
Go for it, if you really are a male.....
 
http://www.herbolove.com/community/bbs/guestbook.asp?category=25&user=7322
 

26th February 2004 - 07:37:35 PM
6508 : Bernard Butthole
Maggie "faggie" Tan, I have to admit that you've really lost me now... You make absolutely no sense, and your stupid little diatribes make it quite clear that you have a bad case of mental constipation combined with verbal diarreah. Speaking of diarreah, I'd really like you to drink mine - Thanx...
 

26th February 2004 - 06:58:32 PM
6507 : Mary Mount, and yes I did survive AssWednesday!!
Greetings to my dear friends and globs of goo! YES it is time to celebrate the coming of Spring with fresh orgies and lots of 'giving head' in the Classical Way. Don't think however I'll make it down to the RANCH although Michael sent me an invitation...and by the way, I'm sending you all this peculiar Ranch story which I can verify IS TRUE! In fact I've got some damned good videos of these young slaves being turned into old, nasty slaves, worked on and trained to be the best sex objects in Southern California.....I'm off to Hawaii and that MASS ON THE BEACH with Madre Loki, with hopes that they've managed to turn that vast sewage system there which drains right onto the beach OFF.....and I won't have to dodge those 'turd submarines' during the Mass itself. Hi there, Fluff......Nana Bezerka sends her best to you....as do I to all of my fans. "Mount me if you must, but don't kiss me"....oh god i love THAT film. Breast Wishes, Mary....PS: and here's the story I promised::::::::::::::::::::

 
26th February 2004 - 06:50:32 PM
6506 : Madre Loki, here in Waikiki, or is it Why-KAKA????
Wow, and Praise Jesus...here it is and very fresh and new. But hey there, lovely Princess Fluff, BAD NEWS, the beaches here at Waikiki are still covered with turds and used, floating toilet paper. Hell they had the sewage problem for so long, thought it was solved, and wouldn't you know it, along comes Mojo and opens it again, but just kicks. I attended Last Sunday's Beach Mass with Reverend Scrota and Father BOB serving, and low and behold, some of the holy water had cum globs in it. I just chowed down and said an extra Hail mary, just in case. By the way, and talking about chowing down on weird shit, little Angela Portato was visiting our local Ethnic Museum and was taken on a tour of the auditorium by the gentleman guide, who proceeded to pull his penis out and put it into her hands all the while saying Aloha. How do you like that? Angela took one look at this prick and vomitted all over the rugs and chairs then ran for her little life.
 

26th February 2004 - 06:06:45 PM
6505 : Margaret Tan
And here's another little shitskie for Bernie BUnghole and his mini-stickshift::::dig it, Bernie:::::
It all started with that Heavenly Birth in Bethlehem!!!
Things can only get worse now, and you fans of mine what exactly what I'm talking about. First it all started with that pack of wild-fucker dogs and that attack on Mommy there in Tampa...and her strange behavior in the San Jose nut house...and then along came my second World Tour including Lima, Peru and that infamous Monkey Hut, where the fucking roof fell in while I was singing "Fascist Lovers" (you all remember that fabulous little song I wrote a year or so ago for Johnny Blee Johnie?), and since the MOJO, the owner of that property in Miraflores has been hassled by the local mafia. Shit, darlings, it was all a princess could do but haul ass and get outta there and through the worst escape in Peruvian history. Darlings, SMILES if you can, but that would have made the Inka escape nothing for the Spaniard bastards. Blessed Be....and then if that were not enough, Madre Loke wrote both Fluff and Me that she needed money for her drug bust there during that Beach Mass in Why-kiki(?) and on the way to the bank, I got attacked again by those damned dogs. Anyway as Juanito says: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE! Leave message and send those checks to bail us out of one mess after another. And do not forget: LUBRICANT IS NOT A STATE OF MIND! Blessed Be, Fuckers!!
 

26th February 2004 - 05:57:40 PM
6504 : Margaret Tan
Well Bernie, it looks like it's time for your enema, the enema you love so much, the one I use on your little hole and fill that cavity with boiling crank case oil. But when I finally located that mini-prick of yours, watch out, mother fucker, as I'm going to sandpaper it right off IF I can find it. YOU ARE A MAJOR LOSER...
 

26th February 2004 - 03:53:42 PM
6503 : jo3y @EFnet #COCKBOAT
SAVED BY THE BELL OWNZ ALL!!
 

26th February 2004 - 03:48:43 PM
6502 : BANCHY AND NEGRO @EFnet #COCKBOAT
I remember one time at fashion camp Dustin Diamond came up behind me pulled my shirt over my head. He pushed me to the ground and jumped on top of me. He took 3 pairs of handcuffs out of his rear pocket. He used one pair to bind my hands, another for my feet, and the last one to bind my hands and feet together.
 
Dustin Diamond then ripped off all of my clothes including my new shirt and silk briefs. He put his mouth on my penis and masturbated me for a minute or two and then he turned me around on the ground and disrobed himself. Dustin Diamond then disrobed himself and lay down on top of me. He inserted his penis in to my anus. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. Dustin Diamond was fucking me in the ass!
 
He continued to fuck me in the ass. I counted every second of it. After 27 seconds he ejaculated inside of me. I was mortified. The worst part was that my new shirt was ripped and I didn't even reach orgasm!
 

26th February 2004 - 02:03:38 PM
6501 : Seamus MacCockweilder
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"go fuck yourself."
that's a quote

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